#half a million views

[willgrahamscock]

I posted a screenshot of you ask response to twitter and it exploded there by accident, I had no idea it would do anything more than make like 5 people following me laugh so I apologize kjasdghdsg

I saw your tweet! It was sent to me by a few people, it’s okay I don’t mind you guys cross posting my stuff to platforms I’m not on! I did want to say I’m sorry that people gave you a hard time for it, I think the person who commented about not giving credit came from a good place but regardless sorry that it was a negative experience. My url was in it but thanks for adding a link to the original post too :)

[babyjapril]

🔥the most viewed grey's anatomy scene🔥

[falllpoutboy]

my favorite tweets from sunday night and yesterday 😭🤭

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

i can't be the only one who sighs and gets super annoyed when a watcher drama video pops up on their youtube recommended

[icterid-rubus]

Highland Schottische Kilt Hose by Nancy Bush. The first sock took me two days, the second one…two months. I wanted to have them done on time for the Highland Games, but that didn’t happen! In the end, I think that’s for the best, as it hit the high 90’s that weekend. But, they’re waiting in the wings should we get another life threatening winter storm! Just have to whip up some garters for them.

[justanotherfanfolks]

Noooooo!

Charybdis my beloved, you CANNOT be in last place!

[theguardianace]

guys we can't let ifuudoudou be the first cover to reach 10 million youtube views can we all go watch the shojou rei 2dmv please

[general-kalani]

Actually you fucking would. Just don't make noise regarding the Blood Plague zombies or at least keep it to the minimum. Keep moving because SOME ballsy mf is gonna take out a Plague Heart and it ain't gonna be you.

Black Fever is much more difficult because it's in the water. When you see someone affected by it, move out of the fucking area as fast as possible assuming you aren't also affected by it.

Next question.

[poseidonsworst]

shit man, i made a shit post and one video...

[azurexsnake]

Hawnestly, there’s a million-and-one points that I’d love to punch Knives in the face over, but I can’t get over, “What are you talking about, Vash? Kni is dead. You killed him.”

I’ll never not get furious over it ever time how Knives uses his hurt to hurt Vash, even in his “dying” moments. How he holds onto his resentment that Vash didn’t choose him. Didn’t pick his side. How Vash didn’t deny himself- his hopes, his wants, his ideals, his beliefs, and his LOVE- to help him, and treats that refusal to abandon himself as betrayal.

I get that to Knives, it is. It feels like it. But he equally as much betrayed Vash. Drove him to hurt and act in ways he never would have otherwise. Gave him an impossible mission to take on alone- the same ways Knives took his on in solitude. But Knives acted first. He started it. Which sounds deeply ironic and trivial since he is the elder sibling (I am one myself, I’m allowed to say this). But, truly, Vash was only reacting to Knives pushing forwards towards a future he didn’t want. That he was uniquely capable of correcting when given the chance. And it benefitted plants and humans both.

Vash would have helped Knives. He wanted to save him- to find a way that they could move forward towards happiness together. But it would always include a happiness with humans that Knives couldn’t abide by because he never wanted to see past his own hurt. He took his trauma, made it his reality, and took measure to force it onto the rest of the world as well, his brother included.

To say that Vash killed him is ludicrous projection. Kni killed his own connection with the baby brother he cared so much about. It wasn’t Vash’s lack of want. It wasn’t humanity’s mistakes/misdeeds. Kni chose to do that himself and “killed” himself for his own dedication to a self-serving future.

And I’m not going to sit here and act like he wasn’t justified to an extent, in seeing what became of Tesla and the plants undergoing a Last Run. But it’s for those same reasons that I wish he had done things differently when Vash could have helped. Even in their dying moments, the plants still cried and reached out, hoping to be heard. Understood. Connected with. Saved. They wanted to be saved. Just like Knives. And Vash could have done it. Maybe not in the Last Run scene, but if Knives had just given him a chance to prove what could be when you don’t hold on so tight to the pain of yesterday… doomed by the narrative fr 🫠

[deus-ex-mona]

happy meoto monday~~~~

[c0rpsedemon]

The Tiktokers Are Saying That Romeo And Cinderella Is About Grooming

[cozmic-ash]

every once in a while this post starts getting notes again and you know what......... I have literally no idea how the FUCK this has gotten to almost 75k lol, it boggles my entire brain

[realmrpatrickj]

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Oh, I also forgot to let you all know, my social media peeps, that after 16 years of being a YouTube member, I finally accumulated over half a million total video views on my main channel, “Cartoonking3.” This is fantastic news that I’ve been waiting to hear my whole life. YAY!! Now, let’s aim for a million total video views next, shall we??

[webism]

pornstar!nanami who has a signature style to his videos—all of which are solo content consisting of him, manspreading in front of the camera in an awfully expensive suit. as his hands trace the muscles of his thighs, the seams of his trousers, the outline of his hardened cock.

pornstar!nanami who always takes his time getting to the good stuff, his voice silken as he speaks to those watching him. praise falls from his lips, which are always just out of view—the man doesn't dare show his face. something about professionalism and all.

pornstar!nanami whose videos usually end with him cumming into his closed fist, or into a toy if he's feeling so inclined. as a long time viewer of him, you've come to learn a few things about how he orgasms—he always bucks his hips up, chasing that instinct to breed. he always moans like he's in heat just before his climax, but because he's not great with breathing through his orgasms he chokes up just as he falls over the edge—it's a pretty sound.

pornstar!nanami who sometimes gets messy with it—he's such an organised and ritualistic man in his day-to-day that he sometimes just wants to let loose. sometimes, he'll only pull his cock out of his pants through the fly, and let the world watch as his precum dribbles all over those pressed pants of his. oh and does he go feral knowing that he's dirtying something so expensive with the receipts of his lust. who will stroke himself to completion just to watch his cum stain the fabric he's worked so hard to afford—there's no explaining that away to a drycleaner.

pornstar!nanami who likes to imagine it's a pretty thing riding his thigh that wrecks his trousers. wonders how many of his viewers touch themselves to his videos, hoping the could take him for all he's worth as well.

pornstar!nanami who, after a particularly messy session one day, gets an email after uploading his video. it's not even been ten minutes, which was the length of his video, so he assumes whoever has emailed him came particularly fast to that one.

pornstar!nanami who was more than right in his assumption. because as his eyes rake over the email sent by an adoring fan, he sees about a million different typos that indicate nothing other than messy fingers and a fucked-dumb typist. in your barely legible email, you explain that Mr. Nanamis videos are tagged 'near-you', and you'd happily offer your services as the next sex toy he uses to fuck-and-film in exchange for an orgasm or three.

and oh is pornstar!nanami intrigued. because his life is a busy one, he's a businessman when the sun is up time is precious and human connection is a scheduling conflict—his videos aren't solo out of preference, poor nanami, the pornstar, is a virgin.

pornstar!nanami who, after a few weeks of back and forth and some genuine conversation, ends up with his camera flashing red as you sit naked on his lap. and oh are you happy with the sight of him, blonde and sculpted to perfection underneath those lovely suits of his. Your ass is on display to anyone watching, upper half out of shot as your teeth clash with his.

pornstar!nanami who can't help the sounds he makes when you grind against his clothed cock. your slick, your pooling lust, it smears over the fabric of his pants and leaves a gloss behind in turn. he's ravenous, holding onto your hips and grinding you down against him in all the right ways. who moans into your mouth, already a little pussydrunk and he's barely had a taste of you.

pornstar!nanami who hopes he isn't unseemly in the way he manhandles you to sit properly on his lap. he knows you're as desperate as he is, what with the way you slip your hands down to undo his belt and pull his cock free. your fingers wrapped around his length is enough of a narcotic to cum on the spot, though he steadies his reeling mind and holds out.

pornstar!nanami who offers to fuck you on his fingers first, to use his tongue to warm you up and get you ready for his, frankly overbearing, size. but you're insistent, eager, and lowering yourself onto his aching cock with a kiss to his lips and a sharp inhale shared between you.

pornstar!nanami who thanks whatever god may be out there for letting him film a glimpse of heaven.

pornstar!nanami who can barely keep himself together as you ride him like he's the toy at hand. he's sure he's never been this vocal for his viewers, moaning alone is a feat that is hot at best and hauntingly awkward at worst—this, though—he's never been so mindless. and you love it. all the videos you've watched where his voice is smooth and confident and he's the picture of put-together. having such a man, a gentleman like nanami, absolutely melting with each clench of your dripping pussy around his length? it's an aphrodisiac in itself.

and when you catch onto the fact that pornstar!nanami is about to cum—the bucking of his hips, those drawling moans, the hitch of his breath—you kiss him stupid, and then speak against his pretty swollen lips. 'breathe'

and oh does pornstar!nanami breathe. a desperate droning moan escapes his breath, right into your mouth as he empties himself inside of you like he's trying to give you his last name.

pornstar!nanami who can't help himself. flipping you over and onto your back, pressing you into the mattress as he continues to fuck into you. he's going to pull as many orgasms out of you as he can—it doesn't even register in his mind that, due to the new angle of your bodies, he's just let the world see his face, and the pretty pussy drunk blush that paints it pink.

[oddlyunadventurous]

Thank you @esoterikultism and everyone who got me to 10 reblogs!

Y'all mind if I crash?