#haikyuu rant

[bluelancelion]

Re watching haikyuu for the sixteenth time and I can't stress enough how good the ships are and how original the characters are as well.

Like-

Let's take Karasuno alone.

Daichi's design couldn't be any more plain and yet people see his thighs and go "Daddy~" as if man wasn't a copy paste of any background character in the history of anime.

But here's the thing. Even if he is, he also isn't?????? We got the strong protective dad figure but they also added him the good cop bad cop personality (whether he scolds Asahi or anyone else).

We got Suga, who again couldn't have a less plain design and yet he is???? So much???? He's not only the "kind and soft character", he is the mom figure, the wind of fresh air, the one that competed against Kageyama for his place as setter, the one who made OIKAWA interested, he's a devious little shit in most fanfictions and I fucking love how "not so obvious" he is as a character.

Then we got Asahi. The king giant is a clichè that I didn't think would work here, but when you give a man THAT HAIR, A MAN BUN AND A LIL BIT OF BEARD and STILL make him the Ace and HAVING SUCH A COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP WITH NOYA - holy shit, don't get me started on Noya - well, the game changes.

I don't even have to point out Noya. His existence carries the whole show. Congrats to haikyuu for being the only anime with Nishinoya You.

But what really solds the whole thing together is how the characters interact with each other. I mean, we all love the "dad and mom" of the friend group, but who the fuck expected the kind giant and the loud short storm to have such a complex relationship??? Who expected everyone to be so fond of Suga, who expected Daichi to be mean only to ASAHI out of ALL people?????

Who expected Tanaka to be more than the fun one that brings chaos whenever he opens mouth? Who expected him to be such a HUGE presence and leaving a great mark on the first years, especially Hinata to the point he inherited his number???

I am so. Fucking. Sold. To this anime, and I will never stop ranting about the most random detail about it. Period.

[crysrecomends]

PSA FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT ANY OF THE HAIKYUU BOYS AND GIRLS ARE RED FLAGS: HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TEENAGERS WITH AMBITION????

Like yeah, they can sometimes be stupid and dumb and not the most sensitive to other's feelings, BUT MY FUCKING GOD THEY ARE TEENAGERS. WE DO SHITTY THINGS. IT'S HOW WE LEARN. So before y'all go bashing Oikawa or Kuroo or Tsukki or fuck it, I've seen some things about Kenma, remember that they are kids- one, and two- it's not that deep.

Also I've arguably seen people act worse irl. stop making them out to be some toxic bastards, please for the love of god

thanks for coming to my ted talk <3

[naofairy]

I think a lot about the Polish team calling Ushijima Toshi (as Polish people usually use shortened version of people’s names) and now that we got more hq content I can’t stop thinking about them calling Yaku Mori.

[enoe-of-noen]

The past two days I binged Haikyu! And guys the nostalgia hits SO GOOD. I AM SO PROUD OF THEM. I feel like I’ve gone through so much with them, even just as a viewer. I love this feeling! Unfortunately I’ve got school tmrw and I only got to s2 ep 11!!!

Have some screenshots I took ✨

I love all the characters so god damn much. Adore an angy Hinata. After I finish season 2, I’ll be heading into new territory and I bet it’ll feel exhilarating!

[balbasaur-enthusiast]

HAIKYUU SPOILERS (RANT)

.

.

.

.

.

.

OKAY SO KOMEMODAI MATCH is on and they're giving trouble to the spikers and the defence of the opposite team is very much emphasized BUT THEY HAVENT SHOWN THE BUG EYE LITTLE GIANT IT'S MAKING ME PARANOID ITS OMINOUS

[ermespop]

i remember reading a fanfic i dont remember whose it was but suna said sum SO outta pocket that reader was rethinking her life choices

girls. guys. gang.

SUNA RINTARO SAID THE PYRAMIDS AINT REAL. HE SAID THE PYRAMIDS. AINT. REAL.

i just remembered the other day thinking my dad had reached the age of deliriousness (ngl ithought i just made that word up. turns out i didnt lol)

cs he said gravity aint real. DAD⁉️HELLO⁉️ WHAT CHU MEAN BY THAT man what u mean gravity aint real 😰

[the-applepi]

pouty

he's ,':<

Still not quite there with capturing the pudding-esque nature of Kenma's hair, but maybe someday I'll get it.

Still up there with my favorite manga panels. Not much to say here

[staygoldsquatchling02]

IF👏🏻YOU👏🏻GIVE👏🏻THE👏🏻 CHARACTER 👏🏻A👏🏻NAME👏🏻 IT'S 👏🏻NOT👏🏻AN👏🏻X 👏🏻READER👏🏻FIC.

But seriously if you are writing a fic and give the s/o character a name, it defeats the purpose of an x reader. I don't care if it's oc x character story, have fun enjoy but for the love of God don't tag it as x reader please. I get wanting more people to see your stories but it's irritating to click on a fic that is tagged x reader and get two paragraphs in and the 'reader' has a name. You don't see honest to go x reader writers tagging their stuff x oc, so why are you doing it.

And don't come at me saying 'well there's extensions you can use to switch out the names' or 'if you don't like it don't read it' , because one I don't read it if I know from the start it's not truly an x reader and second not everyone uses a computer to read. I use my phone to read and there ain't no extensions for the app that do anything like that.

If you really want to post your OC fic in the x reader tag it's not hard to use Google docs to search out every mention of your OC's name and replace it with y/n.

Just for the love of God stop cross tagging oc fics with x reader it's annoying and bogs down the tags making it harder to find the real x reader fics that people work just as hard on.

[niran-kisser]

tw rant

whats up with the weird misogyny in some fics?? like i get that ur all “so thirsty” but some of what ive seen is just so weird

why are you showcasing this kind of objectifying desire? and treat it as if its a good thing?

mischaracterizing characters who respect women and people in general just to make them scummy men who see the reader (mostly afab/fem aligned y/n’s) as some kind of fleshlight who doubles as a punching bag

if ur that masochistic… okay then

[youwerethedefeated]

I honestly don't get it when people say Hinata has to "beg" for tosses from Kageyama - as if he's constantly being denied when that happens, what, twice in the whole series?

Like, the first time doesn't even count because they don't know each other. It's literally the very first arc of the story and it gets solved in a couple episodes. The one other time Kageyama ever refuses to toss to Hinata is when they're both working individually to improve their quick, and it's less of a "You don't deserve my toss" and more of a "I'm still perfecting it so just wait"

(And even before that, right when they get into their big fight, Kageyama still spends a long time tossing to Hinata even though it's obviously not working. He said "I won't toss to someone I know will miss" at the training camp, but as soon as they're back in Karasuno he gives Hinata a chance anyway.)

Kageyama may put up a tough front - "I'll toss to you if your bumps are good enough " - but he doesn't actually deprive Hinata of tosses. In fact, we see them training together constantly, even outside of club hours. I don't get how anyone thinks he'd ever deny Hinata, the one person who matches his hunger for volleyball, when he used to spend so much time training on his own.

To be fully honest, I don't think he can deny Hinata anything - multiple times Kageyama sends him the ball without meaning to. Even when he knows the timing isn't right. Even when Hinata is not there.

He tosses to Hinata at the most critical moment of every game, like the final point of both matches against Seijoh: even though they failed the first time, kageyama still puts the ball up for Hinata again, in the exact same conditions, trusting that they've both evolved enough to be able to overcome that triple block this time.

And then again during the Dumpster Battle, when Nekoma has Hinata completely shut down, Kageyama also feels caged in. Still, he doesn't stop tossing to Hinata like Kenma predicts, which would be the most logical thing to do. Instead he finds a way to let Hinata fly higher, to break out of the cage. In a match with no rematch, at the national stage, Kageyama insists on trying something completely new, something they'd never trained before, an incredibly risky move, just because he's not willing to give up on Hinata. And he puts the ball up again and again even though Hinata hits it clumsily the first time, until it works.

Tldr; he may put up a tough front, but Kageyama still gives Hinata all the tosses he could possibly want, and just the way he wants them.

[4nstars]

Okay,Okay..it might just be me. But..

How the hell is this man so underrated? I can't do this shit,he's so PRETTYBAHSJSJS

[jazzmasternot]

Born to read smut forced to wait tables 😭😭

[nectardaddy]

kuroo is the type of man to swear up and down he rizzed you up but in all you reality you def asked him out first

[naofairy]

started writing my osasunakomo fic and it’s the one I’m most excited about, idk I think writing Komori’s pov does something to me

[imaginethathaikyuu]

Em can we please talk about Tsukki. Everyone keeps writing him as a mean dom and it’s killing my soul. Please say it isn’t so 😭😭😭😭

Lowkey hc Tsukki as ace and super sweet on his person… like he just simps and is very soft in private. I just wanna kiss his pretty fingers. but I’d love to hear your takes.

okay like ive beeeeen saying this since day one, popular fanon characterization is NOT satisfying for me.....

tsukishima kei would arguably be the best partner...imo... LIKE i think he'd be an annoying little fucker at first when you don't know each other well. but as you get closer he becomes the softest sweetest kindest bf.

especially as things get more serious, when he can let go of all of his insecurities and finally start feeling equal to you, his curtain of arrogance drops and he can just be himself :]

he is sooo cat coded imo like he's just always There. he will randomly lay next to u and put your hand on his head (instead of asking u to play with his hair) and just sit in silence forever. Annoys u just for the sake of being a Bother. puts cold drink on the back of your neck, pulls ur hoodie strings closed, places ur fav snacks on the highest shelf. but also ties ur shoe for u and remembers ur coffee order and compliments u every day. wait i love him

but also like i get the fun in writing him as big mean dom who fucks like if that is what u like to read i love that for u and honestly i see why some ppl write him as like. a big doodoo meanie like thats a fun path to go down too. that just isnt the tsukishima kei who lives in my house u know what i mean

[maycat-19-142]

Kenma x video game streamer reader

A/n: happy birthday kenma yes I know this is months late but this was written on his birthday 🎂

⚠️: gender neutral reader marriage, relationship going public, let me know if I missed anything

Yall meet in high school

You were an exchange student and he had 6/7 classes with you

So yall were together a lot

So when you started to date it was not really a surprise

Most thought yall wouldn't last but here you are 10 years later

You worked as a programmer with a streaming job on the side for years

Till you hit 900k

You choose with rhe help of kenma to become a streamer full time

So now you both were steamers

And did any one know that you were engaged to kenma

No but was is kinda obvious

You both wore each other murch

Fans put it together after 2 things

1. You both started to ware wedding bands

2. You came in his office while he was streaming to give him food

Fans only saw your hand and heard your voice

Yet the found out

So QnA live

People asked so many questions

And yall answered most of them

So was it good to have your relationship revealed

I guess so yall were seane together more at cons

Have a good day and night 🌙

Pixie out 🧚‍♀️