#haikyuu Oikawa memes

[amezure]

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[axel-tiredstudent]

WAIT I never posted this here

[balee-art]

Iwa gives himself up for the "good of the mission".

Bonus Kiyoko x tanaka:

[ruwhimsical]

“BUT EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE KILLING ME”

haikyuu characters flipping out on reader after a rough day ft. atsumu , kuroo , oikawa

cw : angst n profanity , them being assholes , insecure atsumu

pt 2. here!

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[theplutodeity]

haikyuu: the dipshits ❤️ if u guys have any photo suggestions or stuff like this lmk..

EXTRA:

ALSO!! my art 👇👇

[annypuff]

oikawa apparently

[jynqzo]

Is this anything

[girlthelunatic]

Was scrolling through some old favorited comments 💀 (pt 1) / pt 2

[shrimpari]

They play volleyball together on the weekends

Did that steven panel redraw circulating on Twitter

[exiaax]

jjkisms

[northescere]

Haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said (part 2)

edit: part 1

Once again some of these have been edited slightly to make more sense in Haikyuu context. 

warning: idk like one sexual joke

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Tendou: Put whatever the fuck you want on pizza, just not in front of the Italians

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Daichi when someone falls asleep during study group: Can you please kick him and wake him up

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Tanaka: Noya what’s with the all caps bro

Nishinoya: I HAVE AN EXCUSE I GOT AN ANEURYSM TRYING TO DO MATH

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Hinata: (stepping onto the court and inhaling) Smell that volleyball scent

Kageyama: (frowning) Body odour? 

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Bokuto: I remember I once read that male tits are one of the most useless body parts. But what will gay people bite on when they’re fucking?

Kuroo: The feet? Obviously they would bite on the feet

Kenma: What the actual Hell

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Sakusa: My lap is cold for some reason

Atsumu: Need someone to sit on it?

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Suna: just backwards shrimp

Osamu: that is NOT how you solve scoliosis

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Tendou: If crossing lights are shaped like people, why aren’t traffic lights shaped like cars?

Ushiwaka: (eyes going wide)

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Tanaka (talking about Zyrtec): IT DOESN’T WORK.

Saeko: THEN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE, RYUU. TAKE IT LIKE A SHOT (aggressive drinking movements)

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Terushima: I won’t find a shit husband, I’ll find a piss husband

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(texting)

hoshiumi: im amazing. I know everything 

hirugami: are you god 😟😟😟

hoshiumi: no

hoshiumi: im a threat start running

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counsellor: has anyone here ever had a disagreement with their parents?

oikawa: I once had an argument with my dad over the existence of aliens

[mblue-art]

"Wait- hold on, why do I get a bigger reaction than Iwa's?!" "We're not moving on to mine until you've answered our questions, Micchan!!" "Oh, so Iwa can put Godzilla but when I put SANS UNDERTALE--"

[kings-highway]

Do you trust your Captain? - a trust-fall exercise

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Suga: Absolutely! Daichi's great, he'd catch any one of us.

*the most boring successful trust fall exercise in the world*

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Iwaizumi: Mmmm.... Well.... I don't know....

Oikawa: Oh my god Iwachan just fall I'll catch you.

Iwaizumi: .... ngnnnn...

*Genuine shock that Oikawa catches him, like actual, genuine "oh my god you caught me?????"*

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Tendou: Yeah? Of course? This is such a stupid prompt I mean watch this-

*literally doesn't even look behind him to check and falls way too early, forcing Ushijima to leap across the room to catch him, they both end up on the floor.*

Tendou: See? Easy.

Ushijima: Please do not do that again.

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Kenma: Yeah? This is so lame. I dont need a trust exercise to prove I trust you.

Kuroo: Just fall, I'll catch you.

Kenma: Yeah I know, which is why it's not an exercise. You should be doing this with Yaku, I don't think he trusts you.

Kuroo: ... hey Yaku-

Yaku: Absolutely not you bastard you'll drop me on purpose.

Kuroo: ... he's not gonna do it. Come on, Kenma, just do it. Karasuno did it just fine I don't want to lose to them.

Kenma: Fine...

*Another extremely boring and predictably successful fall.*

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Akaashi: It's not that I don't trust Bokuto, just that... well... I don't know, he can be a little...

Bokuto: I'd never let you get hurt! I'll catch you, I promise, no problem at all!

Akaashi: ... okay. I trust you.

*Akaashi goes to fall and Bokuto immediately gets distracted in the .2 seconds he had to be paying attention - Akaashi hits the ground.*

Akaashi:

Bokuto: I am so sorry!!! I promise it won't happen again, let's try again.

Akaashi:

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Aone:

*Crushes Futakuchi (in his defense, he did catch him)*

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Terushima: Wait... nobody?

Terushima: Not a single one of you will do this stupid exercise with me???

Hana: I think... I think they're just being precautious, given your tendency to...

Terushima: to what?

Hana: you know, just... you.

Terushima:

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Kazuma: I'm sorry man, but you literally encourage us to trick the refs I wouldn't trust you with anything.

Daishou: But... but Nekoma did the challenge...

Isumi: Yeah.... sorry...

Kazuma: It's just not gonna work...

Daishou: ...

Mika: I'll trust fall with you...

Daishou:

Daishou: that's very nice but unfortunately I'm not your captain so it won't count.

Mika: Can we do it anyway...?

*The most adorable little trust fall that ends with Daishou giving everyone the middle finger.*

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Atsumu: Hah! Obviously. Trusting Kita is like being asked if you trust that the sun is going to rise.

Osamu: Yeah that's barely a question. Kita's the ultimate reliable captain.

Aran: Yep. I'd do a trust fall with him.

Atsumu: I wanna go first, though.

Osamu: Oh, well, too bad, I was already here.

Atsumu: I'm the older twin, so I should get first go.

Aran: Well... I've known him longer!

Atsumu: I'm his favourite!

Osamu: You're not even mum's favourite, how could you be his?

Aran: Wait, guys - where is Kita?

Suna: Practice ended ten minutes ago? He left. Probably cleaning the locker room as usual.

Atsumu:

Osamu:

Aran: We should probably go help him.

Osamu: I'm getting the strangest feeling that Kita wouldn't trust fall us.

Suna: You think?

[kymeraka]

a crossover with these guys would be wack asf

[ruwhimsical]

“I NEED YOU LIKE THE AIR I BREATHE”

haikyuu characters apologising to reader after coming back to their senses ft. atsumu , kuroo , oikawa

cw : angst to fluff , profanity , second chance , insecure atsumu :3

pt 1. here!

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[hollyandkuroo]

Haikyuu guys as random pics on my phone

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Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto, Atsumu

(Also coach Ukai bc he doesn’t understand the question)

Hinata is the kid holding the plate LMFAO and Tanaka is the one taking the pic

Kenma, TSUKISHIMA, akaashi, Sakusa and maybe Asahi too

LEV, Kageyama and Kenma

Tsukishima and Oikawa and both of the Miya twins

Aone, and DAICHI

Kuroo, Bokuto, Iwaizumi

Sugawara (it just makes sense), Oikawa, Bokuto and Goshiki

Lev, Nishinoya, Bokuto, Hinata, and Tendou would all this is so funny

This is Nishinoya 100%, also Lev and Kageyama (cause kageyama is so like,, awkward and would think this is completely normal)