#hahahaihatemyself

[ihaveabigcitydream]

catch me hating myself & obsessing over boys who don’t give a shit about me

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

How’s jack?!? I NEED UPDATES!😉😂😏

he liked the pictures! i sent my favorite ones and not all of them bc it was 3 am and i’m an insecure bitch hahahaihatemyself bUT ANYWAYS (imma add a read more so anyone who doesnt really care for this doesnt have to read it ok? ok. also i censored some words bc tumblr’s a bitch)

he enjoyed the pics (his exact response was “Fucking hell.”) and some were of me doing certain things with my mouth that i know he likes bc i’m a messy bitch who doesnt know how else to take sexy pics and i didn’t really expect much of a response from those but he was like “Oh my god, your fucking lips” which i was surprised at bc my lips aren’t really that mind-blowing (but they’d happily be dick-blowing !!zing!!) and he brought them up later all 

“you wanna know what i’m thinking about right now?”

“shoot”

“i’m thinking about those fucking lips around my cock while you lay under me as i slide against your tongue”

needless to say.,,.,.

i made a joke of it being his late xmas present from me and he was like “damn i feel terrible for not getting you anything but hopefully these suffice” and ok like,.,.,..they were pics of him in one of those muscle tanks and these light blue shorts that reminded me of that pair harry has WIG! and he was holding a beer and his hands are.,.,.,.sO nicE he had a few veins running up both of them and up his arm and i’m not really an arm vein girl but his were NUT and he was sitting with his legs spread wide the fuck open and i’d never realized how THICK his thighs are i want to CHOMP. and then he sent me one of him at the beach and i could tell he was flexing bc u just know

then we talked this morning which was rip bc we went to bed at 5 and agreed to talk at 11 (he had work at 2:30 and needed to leave his house at 2) so i was highkey half-asleep in the beginning of the convo and then he yeeted for like 5 minutes cause he had to shower to get ready for work and i was like “okay just shoot me a message when you’re done” cause i expected him to be like 20 minutes but no it was fast and then the little fucking shit sent me a pic of him getting dressed he was in black running shorts in his room and was like “figured you’d like this” and i was like “you figured right, fuck you” and he was like “it’s what i wish i could make happen” so yeah i was big wow @ that and things took a turn for the better after that stunt he pulled

then he was like “okay i have to leave for work, sadly. but you have my head in knots so we’re definitely gonna finish this later” but he’s hanging out at a buddy’s house tonight so he can’t so whomst knows when that will cum (hehehe.cackle) but it was great and i’m excited for whenever that will be :D he’s,..,..EnTeRtAiNiNg

[davisanthony]

Guess what boys! I never went to sleep 👈🏼😎👉🏼 hahahaihatemyself

[magicianrankup]

"Hahahaihatemyself!"

[thatcandleontheflooroverthere]

Hi. My name doesn't matter. Neither does my age. Or my gender. Because no matter what, the moment you get to know me, I'll just be a disappointment to you. Whether it's sunshine or rain, I'll inevitably push you away. It happens all the time no matter what I do. You see, I exist, therefore I'm doomed. Doomed to making endless mistakes. To stumbling about in an effort to be enough and instead ruining everything anyway. So don't ask for my name. Don't wonder where I'm from. I'm not worth your time or your effort. So what's the point? I have to admit though. It would be nice if I didn't constantly feel all alone. Wow. I even disappoint myself too.

[elephantvines]

#snapchatfilter #hahahaihatemyself

[arabell-uh]

my feelings confuse me

[janehatesbugs]

a poem

roses are red,

violets are blue,

you reblogged my selfie,

i fucking love you

[days--are--forgotten]

Guess which dope left all her study for her three tests tomorrow morning until now

[queernarchy]

having to go to the doctor and get an x ray in one of those hospital gowns made me realize that if I had gotten admitted that I have no friends that would come to visit me or texting me asking if I was okay and essentially that’s the story of how I stayed in bed today for five hours staring at a wall

[bluecheeseblues]

I haven't seen or spoken to another human irl in more than 24hrs now I suck at life

[fuckeat4chris]

My thighs look like Squidward's on the episode he binged on krabby patties

[wylucyia]

Lovely weather, adorable campus, goddamn midterm exam