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[inkblackorchid]

> "Ok, for chapter 6, I'm going to write a nice preamble scene that builds tension, then a duel"

> Actually starts writing

> Instructions weren't clear enough, added another four sections, wrote a 27k word duel preamble chapter plus another 14k words and the duel hasn't even started yet

The fic's going great.

[screane5]

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*throws pheropod at you*

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[kaaaayyyy]

[toastspirit]

Eternal Day

Polaris was twelve years old when the moon vanished from the sky. 

It was a day like any other, where they followed the usual drudgery of their class schedule. Walked the path home, unusually well-lit despite the cover of wisteria, and didn’t take any notice of it. They kept their focus on the ground, hopping around the roots and flailing their feathered arms around for balance. 

Perhaps they should have paid more attention on that fateful day. 

For the sun never set. 

Or shifted. 

The sun stubbornly remained at its zenith, slowly baking the sprawling forest-city that they lived in. 

Classes were canceled for a few days, as the brightest minds of the magical academy set themselves to solving the more important task at hand–

–the sun, stuck in the sky. 

Next week, when the parents were sufficiently sick of their children running amok their slowly boiling homes, classes finally resumed. They remained the same as usual, despite the whispers floating between students. They were all empty rumors, crumbs of idea with no substance behind them. 

Except for one. 

“I heard that it has to do with the very center,” one mousy little avian murmured. “Not from this realm, not from this plane, but what lies in the center of it all. Of all the worlds.” 

The other students continued speaking over him, but Polaris’s attention had been piqued. They didn’t speak, but they took a note of those words. 

The center. The center.

Not the center here, but the one beyond it all. 

Polaris knew that they would be the one to find it. 

They had to find it. If they didn’t–well, Polaris would be fine. Their heritage would allow them to return to this plane, even if they ran out of food when the crops inevitably withered. And they would never burn. Never. 

But the city itself would start to die. Their classmates would start to die. Life would be burnt out, if something didn’t change. 

—

Polaris started alone. A single penguin-thing-but-something-more, eventually joined by many others. A golden dragon that spewed impossibly hot flame, a young god who hid among other immortals, an irradiated angel from the old times. 

Together, this ragtag group reached the center. The very core of each night sky, where the darkness reigned supreme, where they all came together and where they all began.

And Polaris paused, gazing upon the void of night. The stars in their own eyes twinkled and danced, reflective of the expanse before them. 

It felt like coming home. 

“This is it,” they breathed, “this is the Nightcore.” 

[justlarkin]

OH GOD, FUXI. YOU SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE. HURRY UP AND CLEAN IT BEFORE LIFEWONDERS SEES WHAT HAPPENED.

[witchof-hearts]

jonah jameson laugh

[burying-brightness]

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[einaudis]

You won’t believe what just happened.

[miku-meeku]

TUMBLR MOBILE WILL NOT STOP ME FROM POSTING BOTTOM WHITNEY GETTING ######!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA ME WHEN I LET OUT MY INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT BOTTOM WHITNEY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

... anyways ...

i headcanon whitney as the stupid mf that probably likes seeing pc smiling kyaa~

ok thats all for now, i hit the image limit again on mobile sobs,,,

[wilwheaton]

Rep. Madison Cawthorn, the North Carolina Republican who lost his primary recently and will soon exit Congress, was the only office holder to attend Donald Trump’s 2024 announcement on Tuesday night, The Washington Post reported, citing reporters who attended.

Just ONE Member of Congress Showed Up for Trump’s 2024 Announcement, Report Says

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

deep breath

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[charlie-morningstar666]

IT’S ALMOST TIME!! I can’t wait to get this wedding started!! It’s gonna be a great amazing d-

I’LL BE TAKIBG OVER FROM NOW ON!!! HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

( @king--of--ducks @dustsansm1 @mcalastor @headlessdeaddancer @lilith--morningst4r @fizzythefrog @featheryhoe and everyone I didn’t tag. These arts are from me)

[harlequinoccult]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[snail-shell2335]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(redraw of a vincent price photo)

edit: i’ve since realized that it does not in fact switch from scars to stars and back but i’m too lazy to change it

[askaceattorney]

Dear Iiashxlie,

It tracks.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

- Phoenix Wright

[scribe-squip]

>OH IT IS MUCH TOO LATE TO HOPE I DON'T FIND OUT. OHHH SCRIBE. OHHH YOU SILLY LITTLE BITCH.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>HHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAH

>I MEAN CONGRATULATIONS BUT STILL. HAHAHAHAHA

...

yeah laugh it up, you blue bitch...

by our makers i wish you stayed dead..

[skeletalscallybones]

Deltarune, when words are taken literally 2. SCENE 3 (Peach Ralsei) Queen:Welcome This Entire Castle Is Now My Room Ralsei:U-umm, I was going to set up something upstairs. Queen:Why I Have Everything I Could Ever Want Friendship, Fans, And A Small Round Boy Now Go To The Store And Play With Your Produce Friends, Peachboy Lancer:You're a Peachboy! You're a Peachboy! Ralsei:Wait...by peach, you don't mean...........DANGIT NOT AGAIN!!! FIRST LANCER TURNED ME INTO AN APPLE, AND NOW THIS!?! SCENE 4 (Ice Cream Spamton) *You whispered Noelle's name... Spamton:...HER? YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO [Use] HER!? HA HA HA HA!!! YOU THINK SHE CAN [Hear] YOU NOW, MUTTERING HER NAME!? WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO, TURN ME INTO AN [Ice Cream Cone] !? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......HEY, IS IT COLD IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME? (The screen turns black and the usual Ice Shock sounds play but this time instead of dying, the screen goes back to normal afterwards & ice cream related hijinks ensues.) Spamton:HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL [Cold As Ice] !!!