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a terrible father
#wip???#another wip in the pile#an angsty one this time#i love love love angst#hahahaha....#they just remind me so much of that painting#ivan the terrible and his son#so I tried sketching it#I feel like somebody did this before but I haven't seen it yet so here you go!!!#lies of p#lop#liesofp#lies of p game#lies of p fanart#lies of p pinnochio#lies of p carlo
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IM BACK ABOUT THAT STEPDAD!JPHN WICK...
BITCH YOU NEED TO STOP OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO STOP MAKING ME HORNY EVERY NIGHT WITH YOUR ASKS THIS IS NOT OKAY.
anyways YES.
i have a veryyyy uhm, taboo yet sexy scenario.
You were fifteen when you first met John. Your mother’s boyfriend, as she had introduced. At the time, you didn’t exactly know what to feel about having another man around the house.
Your father left the two of you, you have a very bad case of daddy issues, and you didn’t quite trust John yet.
You thought he was good looking though, no wonder your mother picked him. John was also nice, helping around chores and making awesome dinners. He will buy you things, take you out on a stepdad/stepdaughter bonding time, spoils the fuck out of you that you straight up forgot about your old dad.
You were nineteen when the realization finally started to dawn into you.
You have a crush on your stepfather.
It’s shameful and so... fucking wrong. You’d just got out of puberty, you aren’t as innocent as John thinks you are.
You’d fantasize about him late at night, grinding your little pussy against your stuffed toys wishing it was his tongue, rubbing his beard against your thighs and calling you his “sweet little girl”.
It’s fucking wrong.
He basically raised you, and here you are imagining about fucking him – but it’s hard not to.
Not when John still treats you like the little girl he used to know. He still spoils you stuff, makes you sit on his lap when you’re feeling sad, rests his large hand on your thighs absentmindedly because for god’s sake, he is your father !
You shouldn’t think about him this way. You shouldn’t try to get into your stepfather’s pants when your mother is already sleeping in her room.
But when he’s looking at you like this, sitting on his lap and not so subtly grinding your ass against his cock through his pants, what the fuck are you supposed to do?
Face emotionless, but his eyes tell a thousand words.
“I know what you’re doing, sweet girl. I say you stop now before I do something I’ll surely regret later.”
#ask#concept#hahahaha....#stepdad!john#hahahaha.......#im fucked#in the head#i need help#im#john wick#jw#somebody help#me#help me#he is so sexy#john wick x reader#john wick x you#john wick imagine#john wick x y/n#john wick fanfiction#john wick fanfic#keanu reeves#my works
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#theres some ocs#college au#sam’s goth book club#i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college#the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird#nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist#ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter#stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall#danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too#for credibility#too bad the goths wanted vampires#moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though#he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage#he probably knows more people number wise#but has less friends than sam#Tucker has a thriving social media life#but doesn’t get out much#hence that technus comic#can’t believe I finished this#lit took a whole ass week#hahahaha
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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲
The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
#trust me if you tell the joke to someone#you will understand why it is so funny hahahaha#or you’ll think I’m crazy#BUT WHATEVER HAHAHA#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#charlie morningstar#Vaggie#angel dust
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dumb lil yuu doodles 🍊
#twisted wonderland#twst#ツイステ#ツイステッドワンダーランド#mmarts#twst oc#ace trappola#fellow honest#twst yuu#uh#im not gonna tag the others theyre so small lol#ramshackle dorm#tHEY ARE RAMSHACKLE TO MEEEEeeeeeee#every halloween we grow stronger lol also ghost uncles#aceyuu#yeah hahahaha#uhm#treyuu#yeah i guess ww#skully j graves
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There is a huge hole in the market for sexy videos of nerds doing your taxes apparently.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#valentino hazbin hotel#staticmoth#voxval#vox personal assistant#reuploand cos Irendered it with reference the first time hahahaha RIP
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something about Hephaestus saying "you're a good kid, Annabeth" really stands out to me. he didn't point out the very obvious about her, like her intellect and interest in his creations, or her hubris in thinking she could dismantle the chair. he said that she's a good kid. because Hephaestus was mistreated by the gods. because Annabeth was shunned by Athena. because he believes that gods shouldn't treat their own children like that and he wants to be better. because he knows how much it means to a little girl who's fought for approval from her own mother her whole life, whose father neglected her. because he wants to break the cycle. don't touch me
#i love him already#can't wait to see more of him#although I fear it might only be in s3#with Bianca#ahahaha#hahahaha#annabeth chase#leah sava jeffries#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo tv spoilers#isoceratops
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Is this kind of new trend?
Like piercing or "exploring" her guts? HAHAHA 😭😭😭😭😭
IM SO HORNY FOR HERRRR
#fgo#fate grand order#gudako#fujimaru ritsuka#manga#man not only doesnt get any good anime adaptation they played with her body too#Hahahaha....
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I’ve seen people drawing life series members in the Arcane art style and I wanted to give it a shot, so here’s Jizzie! It was a really fun exercise—who should I do next?
#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#trafficblr#joel smallishbeans#lizzie ldshadowlady#jizzie#arcane#life series#ldshadowlady fanart#smallishbeans fanart#mcyt#mcyt fanart#mcytblr#floweroflaurelin art#this was harder than I expected but I feel like I did a really good job hahahaha
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midnight snack ideas
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i WILL take any excuse i have to draw the abernant sisters Btw
#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#dimension 20#adaine abernant#aelwyn abernant#fhjy#me when im in a late episodical art competition and the opponent is myself#this does not apply to anyone else btw i just have to draw fhjy art every week or i die#this was gonna have a second part to it but i cld barely finish this one HAHAHAHA#been having an art moment recently#anyways ! theyre so.#aelwyn's first instinct being to copy fig's bit and fig IMMEDIATELY hating it#so fucking funny man#my art
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triple threat
#atsuoikage#oikawa tooru#kageyama tobio#miya atsumu#my ot3 that is even rarer than oikage thabk u for considering#i like setters haha hahaha hahahaha#haikyuu
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KISS! THAT! ANDROID!
#I wanted to practice kissing poses lmao#idk man if you had an android knockin about wouldnt you kiss him? like just for fun even??#i also wanted to try and convey their personalities thru.... different.... kind of kisses#picard was difficult and then i remembered he's french hahahaha#anyhoo#star trek#star trek the next generation#tng#next gen#data soong#jean luc picard#will riker#william riker#beverly crusher#deanna troi#geordi laforge#geordi la forge#daforge#worf#worf son of mogh#brent spiner#I'm not taggin the rest of the actors sorry lmao
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