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Opla made usopps back story sooo much worse
#opla spoilers#BOOOOOOO literally 90% of my complaints are stemming from eps 3 and 4 snfbdkfh and the ending immediately brought it back#i do have issues with edgy sasuke zoro but like eps 3 and 4âŚ. why#no little kid pirates⌠town doesnt love usopp⌠usopp doesnt decide to leave on his ownâŚ#when zoro was like WE ARENT FRIENDS that was the EPITOME of me being like HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT#usopp doesnât decide to leave on his own ??? i should kill you#also why is#ZORO FIRST MATE CONFIRMATION??????#sorry im watching rn so this is live complaining#anyways that was weird to me tbh but mackenyu has gone from 2 emotions an ep to 3 soâŚ#proud of him ig???? anyways what was i complaining about⌠OH YEAH. WASNT DJANGO IN THE TRAILER??? WHERES HE AT ???#idk i feel like usopps og story was fine⌠baby zoro would not fucking say that⌠etc#wait fuck my complaining made me miss the baratie#WAIT AND AND!!!! MERRY DYING FOR REAL??? Insane#okay baratie looks cool#also zoroâs outfits being dumb is the best part of this sorry#some of these outfits r soooo funny but i do enjoy it thanks#HAHAHA loser zoro moment WHATA WIN there have been so few⌠im truly depraved#NAYWAYS NOT THE POINT OKAY THIS IS BRINGING IT BACK BUT EPS 3-4 I WONT FORGET#v.txt
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I'm curious as to peoples idea for what he'd do for the next power hour so
[These all being popular ideas or ppl he's mentioned]
This was all just a ploy to get you to read my info dump theory on the concept of a Chonny Jash Power Hour loser HAHAHA
Im joking tho. Not about my CJPH theory, that is very much real but I'm not forcing you to read it lol
However if you're curious, my inane rambles are further down :}
[Long Rant Post Below]
Okay so I'm gonna start with the basic idea I got it from; that being Nerd. Nerd already foreshadowed the THDPH & the WWPH [Even down to the last song for each of them] Not only that, but he references the stuff hes done in the past as well with a break/pause inbetween.
[This is what I mean]
The first three being all stuff he already did. BDG with Pocket, Tally Hall with Vol.1 & then Cage by Tim Minchin being the start the power hours.
The next two being the power hours he would do after this song [Memento Mori & Charlie's Inferno-Will Wood & That Handsome Devil]. But those are the only songs he would reference in Nerd, leaving no more clues as to what the last one would be. The only thing left in it is the video game references & Stairway to Heaven in the ending. [Which oddly enough also fit the pattern in a way. StH being about dying and the afterlife like Memento Mori & Chonny's Inferno and the video game references being all covers he made on his old channel]
While the VG refs could be a hint at a Videogame or Toby Fox Power Hour, I think at most, if its a clue at all, hinting at the next thing he does is recovering old songs.
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Next, a couple of his songs reference his past stuff. Fine, I'm Fine has a good amount of lines that vaguely refer back to songs from the before [heres a post that goes more into it that's pretty cool!!]. And more importantly Dear Machine references Pocket, Dream (Outro from Calamity) & wings of wax. Pocket being later used in Nerd & the mention of Icarus coming back in Art. Not only that, but the voice in the very end Thermodynamic Lawyer is the exact same [if not very close to] voice filter/effect he uses in Dear Machine. Even down to the British accent he does in it. [Tho it is fairly normal for a music artist to reference their older songs in their music so it could be nothing]
Speaking of Dear Machine tho, quick thing to add about it is that it shows he not against covering his own songs. While yea technically its just a different version of Ode of the Cog, DM,HtC in a way counts as a cover of OotC. Same goes for bargaining/compromise & The Ballad of Dr. Jekyll.
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Another idea with a CJPH is that in the CJFS discord theres a "Question of the Day" Channel. Where, as the name says, a Mod or Helper will ask a CJ related question & everyone can give their idea/imput on it. For Day 100, as a special fun lil thing, they asked Chonny if he wanted to give a question for that day. His question being:
And yes he does say that he doesnt plan on doing anything like that in future [if he even were to do it]. I fully believe he wasn't lying there & honestly I never saw him redoing any song ever until I had the idea of a CJPH [aside from stuff like Spring and a Storm & Storm and a Spring obviously]. But this is the best idea I could ever see him doing that. Also that question was from early August so a fair amount of time has passed. Whether thats enough time to equal "at least in the near future at all" I have no clue, but it is a thought.
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One of my last points [that I remember atm lol] is on how he would end the power hours. Cos like, while yea he does whatever he wants & doesn't rlly follow what anyone says or asks [which I 100% agree with & is completely valid btw], I'd imagine he'd still want to end the PHs with a bang. Which is why I originally didnt think the recent one would be Will Wood.
He's stated a couple of time that hes one of his favorite artist & he definitely knows that a huge chunk of his fan base listen to WW as well. So why not end with that? Why not end with one of the most requested artist people wanted him to cover? Why wouldn't he end with a power hour of the artist that was his #1 on his Spotify Wrapped? What else could he do after that? Well maybe he'd go with his #2 artist? WHICH IS JUST HIMSELF BBYYYY
Plus, the name Power Hour already comes from this:
So it's very likely he's had himself play multiple times in a row & had a "Chonny Jash Power Hour".
Of course theories are just theories so there's always the chance I'm wrong & just insane. And again he does whatever he wants whenever he wants so who knows what it'll be. I just think id be an interesting idea for him to do.
As for how a Chonny Jash Power Hour would look? Maybe each song being a cover of a song from a past album or single? I'd imagine one from the before. & Covered in Discontent [maybe Gothic Whore?]. Like remake Pocket since its been referenced so much, tho that's still just a BDG cover so who knows. the before. would be interesting just to see how his perspective has changed since he originally wrote those songs. Gothic Whore he already has 2 songs that have a story version & a him version so I can see him doing another.
I HIGHLY doubt he'd do anything related to Vol.1 as its his completely separate thing & he doesn't rlly wanna touch any song that's TH/HMS related until whenever he feels like starting Vol.2 [which is valid lol]. If anything I could maybe see like TWWAY, Special or maybe Greener? Or go a different route with the og I'm Gonna Win or like a more outta the box one with like Just a Friend [only cos be did a 20 second "cover" of it in Mucka Blucka]. Again, I do not see him touching anything Vol.1 related but still something to entertain ig? [4th TME cover; The Chonny Electric when/j]
Tho maybe he'd just remake songs that he he fully made [like the before. or Gothic Whore], since those are more of actual Chonny Jash songs rather than the others just being covers. Would be very cool to maybe see a remake of some of his Majora's Mask song tho [no this isn't me coping over HEAL not being on spotify shush]. Or maybe he'd do songs from his old stuff like Don't Take it Personally? [also not me coping over wanting that song on Spotify too]
Idk these are just my thoughts on the idea of a CJPH [or even a Can of Soup Power Hour/j]. Either way I am gonna say idc what he'd do, BDG or Streetlight Manifesto are my other guesses, but anything he makes is always rll good & fun so I'll be interested to see whatever it is.
But ya know considering I typed all this out in the span of an hour & a half I kinda hope im not wrong PFFT
#apologies if there's any grammar or spelling mistakes lol#i just typed a lotta insane ramblings so im bound to mess up somewhere. also i am dyslexic#if you actually managed to read all that. Congrats & thank you :D! Also why tho! you're insane for listening to me being insane/j#I hope I made sense at least#And if you spent any time even glancing at my text thank you a lot but I hope you aren't bored lol#also its still gonna be a bit since he does a power hour but still curious as to ppls ideas of it#at least it BETTER be awhile. bro better take that damn br8k#chonny jash#moss post#KJ is going insane again
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Amber : Hahaha! Come on Lumine/Aether! You gotta be faster than that!
Lumine/Aether : How are you so good at this!
Amber : Haha! I became the gliding champion of mondstadt for a reason y'know!
Lumine/Aether : You got a point there-.....Hey Look! Y/N!
Amber : H-huh?! W-where!
[Amber looks down to see Y/N staring at Amber and Lumine/Aether gliding while smiling]
M!Reader : Hey guys! don't mind me! Just watching this awesome gliding show!
Lumine/Aether : now at least if we hit a tree someone will help us am I right Amber.....amber?.....amber?
[Amber thought đ]
W-wow D-did he get a new haircut? He looks so c-cute and c-cool from up here and h-his smile is so c-cute too....
Lumine/Aether : amber!.....Amber!.....AMBER!
Amber : H-huh?! W-wha!?
Lumine/Aether : Tree!
[Amber looks In front of her seeing a tree]
Amber : Oh crap-
[5 minutes later, An unconscious Amber slowly wakes up]
M!Reader : A-amber You're okay! thank goodness!
Lumine/Aether : We were so worried about you!
[Amber wakes up to see Y/N next to her]
Amber [blushes] : I-im fine! W-why wouldn't I be! I-im super fine! I-im F-fine as in Fine! N-nothing to be worried a-about!
[Holds both of her hands]
Amber : MEEP! 0/////0
M!Reader : You have bruises on both hands! I'll go get some hot water and a towel! Stay put Amber!
[Leaves to go get the hot water and the towel]
Amber : Wow.... He really cares about me
Lumine/Aether : Soooooo~ Y/N eh~?
Amber : W-what! I just think his r-really cool and sweet!
Lumine/Aether : Suuuuuuuuure~
Amber [Blushes] : Lumine/Aether please don't tell him-
#genshin impact#genshin impact x reader#reader x genshin impact#amber x reader#reader x amber#genshin impact amber#genshin impact amber x reader#genshin impact reader x amber
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okay i need to nerd out for a sec. pokemon au. here's what starter pokemon the party have + im right because i was severely hyperfixated on pokemon for many many years. i'm also only including the regional starter pokemon here and not pikachu and eevee just to make things easier for me
mike has an oshawott. why? because he looks like an oshawott and pokemon look like their trainers. his oshawott is incredibly stubborn and unwilling to listen to mike at first, but they eventually do bond and become hashtag besties for the resties!!!!!! he eventually evolves into a samurott because Sword. oshawott's nature is bold and his characteristic is a little quick tempered.
lucas has a snivy (him and mike are both from unova in this ok) because he thought snivy looked cool and decided that he needed to have one. lucas and snivy get along very well - much better than mike and oshawott did at first. they're very good buddies and she eventually evolves into a serperior and is a very powerful, well-rounded pokemon. lucas adores her. her nature is adamant and her characteristic is good perseverance.
max my best friend max has a scorbunny of COURSE. he's super athletic and very good at battling but those things often go to his head and he can be a bit of a little shit sometimes, so max has to keep him in check. he's very sweet though and just kinda stays the way he is and never evolves. which max is cool with because she likes scorbunny the way he is too!! his nature is sassy and his characteristic is thoroughly cunning.
will has a mudkip. because well. he looks like a mudkip and also mudkip are very Alert to things much like he is. mudkip is very shy and she doesn't really like interacting with anyone except will, which he's fine with, but he does try and get her to put herself out there she gets along great with mike's oshawott btw when she feels up to it. eventually she evolves into a marshtomp and while she's not a very strong battler, she's loyal to a fault, which will loves. her nature is timid and her characteristic is alert to sounds.
dustin has a turtwig (because of yertle). turtwig never evolves, but that doesn't actually matter because he is a fucking TANK. like, people will see him and not really expect much because he's just a Little Guy but oh man can dustin's turtwig pack a punch. he's incredibly loyal and resilient and smart and dustin loves his turtwig. so much. they're best friends. turtwig's nature is hardy and his characteristic is highly curious.
el has a fennekin. fennekin is just the sweetest little thing. just a little tiny girl fr. the cutest. el brags about having chosen the best starter Constantly. the two are best friends like actually having sleepovers and gossiping and the whole shebang. she eventually evolves into a delphox (hahaha psychic type) and is ridiculously powerful. like, near unbeatable, but she still maintains her very sweet demeanor. her nature is gentle and her characteristic is likes to relax.
#ayyy my 2 hyperfixations in ONE POST isnt that crazy#anyway i thiiink it was acswy that originally related mike to oshawott ? or something like that ? anyway. they were sooo correct for that.#mike was an oshawott in another life i think.#oh btw. mike and lucas are travelling companions. if you even Care.#also dont mind the region inconsistencies i was mainly going off of like. vibes for this one ? as to which starters fit them .#maybe i will make a post detailing their full teams. who knows. who knowssss#<- OO and maybe also their Careers. like. dustin is 100% a pokemon researcher.#ok anyway nerding out over sorryyy#stranger things#pokemon#bee.txt
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Prankster â Y.JH | warnings - cursing, kissing
I found this cool prompt generator for ships! If ya want the link its here ;D
2/ 13
Link to the masterlist!
Pt. 2 Yoon Jeonghan
Yoon Jeonghan, how do I even begin to explain this prankster? You don't even know what is up his sleeve this time, he pulls the most predictable pranks but I always keep falling for them.
He always pulled some type of prank on the teachers every week, I'm surprised that he isn't suspended yet. " hey psst y/n. " I looked behind me to see jeonghan, I rolled my eyes at him and replied " Yeah? What do you need this time. "
He scratched the back of his head looking a bit embarrassed " Well... you know the scary teacher who's always on my back right? " I nodded my head " Yeah?... where are you going with this. " jeonghan took a deep breath
" Can you stick arround with me, I got introuble with her and I need to actually act like I've changed... maybe if in hang out with you more she would think I got more behaved? "
you felt sick of even having the thought of being seen arround him, but he seemed really genuine this time, he looked at you for a while with a sad expressed. You sighed and given into him " Fine, but on ONE condition. If you pull another one of your pranks again im ditching you. " he let out a slight giggle
" Can't promise that, ill try though " a sly smile spread across his face, you don't know whats wrong with you. You HATE him, but why are you getting so soft with him? Haha, love is werid isn't it?
A few weeks passed by and you realized he wasn't all THAT bad, sure he was a bit mischievous and a bit of a prankster but he was genuinly nice and made you laugh sometimes.
" Hey y/n, I got us some drinks from the cafeteria! You want one? " before I could even reply he cut me of " No? Okay ill have it all to myself! " " YOON JEONGHAN! " you flicked his forehead and grabbed the other drink from his hand " Oww! " he said playfully as you both laughed it off
" Ah, fuck I have to study for a test, Sorry I have to go " you felt a bit sad that you had to part ways so early, you grabbed onto his arm. " Isnt it Chemistry that you need to study for? I can help you. " you felt a little flustered when his eyes light up, he looked so happy and he quickly got out his notebook from his bag
" Whats taking you so long! Let's start! "
You both studied for hours, it was becoming late and your eyes became heavier and heavier by the second. You constantly kept yawning, Jeonghan asked if you wanted to stop but you insisted it was okay, " So, were done with Ionic and Molecular Compounds. Tell me whats the difference? ... " Jeonghan flipped through his notes and started to read out what he wrote
His voice sounded so calming and soft, eventually you dozed off into a deep slumber. Jeonghan got a bit startled and thought you had died on the spot but he placed you on his lap and didn't even move a single inch, he tucked a lock of your hair behind your ear and looked at you with a smile on his face. He gave you a little peck on the forehead,
" Its sad that you won't be able to know what I'm about to say, the truth is. I lied about everything, I just wanted your attention to myself. "
Eventually you woke up to see you lying down on his lap, you looked up and saw that he had fallen asleep too. You were flustered and got up, God how long were you out for? You began to start cleaning up your stuff and placed them into there proper places
" Goodmorning to you angel. "
" Angel? What kind of nickname is that. " " The type of nickname that I gave to the person I like. "
"... Fuck you, Yoon Jeonghan. "
Cien rambles
I was giggling while writing this HAHAHA, our gentle sexy is up nextđ GOD this is so much fun to write i love it!!! Also wow I got 7 followers:D thank you so muchâŁâŁ
#seventeen#svt imagines#seventeen imagines#seventeen fluff#svt fanfic#seventeen imagine#seventeen x reader#seventeen x you#yoon jeonghan#jeonghan
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I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we arenât eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says âFuck youâ
Newie: đ
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnnÂ
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: âFUCK YOU!!â
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae teleâd
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerryâ˘: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didnât know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerryâ˘: I got em
Jerryâ˘: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerryâ˘: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerryâ˘: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, itâs best you donât as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didnât get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh donât worry
Newie: Itâs just bruised but Iâm pretty confident its not broken
Jerryâ˘: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerryâ˘: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerryâ˘: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: Iâll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, Iâll bring pizza
Jerryâ˘: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, Iâm getting pizza from my place and ya canât stop me
Jerryâ˘: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treezaâs sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerryâ˘: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didnât want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerryâ˘: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: Iâm the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isnât it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerryâ˘: âŚâŚ
Yorkadam: âŚSo Iâll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerryâ˘: yeahâŚpapa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasnât your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerryâ˘: Fuck you and fuck off.
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttt#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#wttt new york#wttsh new york#wttt new hampshire#wttsh new hampshire#wttt new mexico#wttsh new mexico#sorry if it hard to tell whos who at first#only slightly sorry#but still sorry?#Jerseys name is like that for one reason#ben and jerrys ice cream#rhody is ben(tm)#and del is and(tm)#stupid?#yes#its just their brand of stupid#Yorks name is because he was New Amsterdam#so the name is just smushed together#hampshires name was just his nickname because new mex came along#simple as that#and for NM...#it just sounds cool#the way they type is intentional#including the spelling errors#the new groupchat
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Average Weekly Screentime - Chap 10: So Who Won?
pairing: Jake Peralta x Amy Santiago
word count: 3141
warnings/tags: college au, texting, drunk texting, text fic (mostly, there's prose a few chaps in), bets, bisexual!jake peralta, jake peralta has adhd, parties, drinking and alcohol, sexual references, implied sexual content (nothing explicit, just suggested its going to happen/has happened), friends to lovers, swearing, mentions of cannibalism, lighthearted threats of violence (typical rosa stuff yk), fluff
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Story Summary: texting fic college AU with the squad! It's the beginning of the school year and while everyone else thinks it'll be the same as the previous year, Gina has a feeling things are going to be different and wagers a bet with Rosa and Charles. Told through all the various group chats everyone is in.
Chap 1 | Chap 2 | Chap 3 | Chap 4 | Chap 5 | Chap 6 | Chap 7 | Chap 8 | Chap 9 | Chap 10
authors note: The last chapter to this monster of a fic! Hope you enjoy <3
Jimmy Jabbers
[09:24am, Friday]
Four Eyes:Â Jake has once again fallen asleep in class Four Eyes:Â Bets anyone?
RoRo:Â heâs gonna wake up in 12 minutes
Mr Grapes:Â 10 minutes
Queen G:Â 20 minutes
Four Eyes:Â Will keep you updated
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[09:36am, Friday]
Four Eyes:Â Rosa I donât know how you do it
RoRo:Â idk RoRo:Â you guys just gotta get good i guess
Queen G:Â this sucks
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Dance Squad
[11:36am, Friday]
G-Hive:Â rosa ur bet date was two days ago G-Hive:Â i just remembered
Scary:Â gina you just might win this
G-Hive:Â omg omg this is so exciting
Charlese:Â Remember when you tried to get them together on new years?
G-Hive:Â i had a momentary lapse of judgement G-Hive:Â BUT now im back in betting mode G-Hive:Â need to keep them apart for another few weeks
Scary:Â thatâs meddling once again
Charlese:Â Technically Rosa has some buffer time before her bet is completely void
Scary:Â neck and neck gina Scary:Â watch your back
G-Hive:Â anyone else getting super scary vibes rn???
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[10:05am, Saturday]
Ferris:Â good morning beautiful
Cameron:Â Good morning!
Ferris:Â whats the plan for today??
Cameron:Â I actually have to do some work, youâve been distracting me the last few days
Ferris:Â sorry i cant help that i wanna spend time with my giirllfrieennddd
Cameron:Â I wasnât complaining at all Cameron:Â Iâm just warning that if you come over I will be doing work
Ferris:Â im literally on my way
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Unnamed Chat
[10:45am, Saturday]
Jake:Â hey ter!
Terry:Â Hey Jake, howâs it going?
Jake:Â absolutely wonderful amazing excellent
Terry:Â Haha let me guess â things went well with Amy
Jake:Â ur the first person im telling bc u helped me so much omg im so excited
Terry:Â Well congrats to both of you Terry:Â I hear Taylor has a lot of love songs
Jake:Â im never living it down Jake:Â and IM TOO HAPPY TO CARE
Terry:Â Hahaha
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Jimmy Jabbers
[02:04pm, Saturday]
Four Eyes:Â do u think that guys named cal their name is short for calendar
Pineapples:Â yes ames i think thats true
Queen G:Â how do i tell amy u have her phone
Pineapples:Â she is aware Pineapples:Â but i dont think she realised what i was gonna do with it mwahaha
RoRo:Â you should probably give it back
Four Eyes:Â He has returned it now Four Eyes:Â Heâs cowering in the corner because he knows Iâm going to take his
Pineapples:Â someone help me
Mr Grapes:Â Just go fetal position Jake, thatâs what I do
Pineapples:Â Too late
Queen G:Â RIP soldier
RoRo:Â i think itâll be funny if amy killed him
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Dance Squad
[02:10pm, Saturday]
G-Hive:Â so that was weird right??
Scary:Â super weird
Charlese:Â Definitely weird
G-Hive:Â okay cool
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Jimmy Jabbers
[04:28pm, Saturday]
Mr Grapes:Â Anyone wanna do dinner tonight?
RoRo:Â canât, busy
Mr Grapes:Â What are you up to?
RoRo:Â wouldnât you like to know, soup boy
Queen G:Â fine ill do dinner
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[04:53pm, Saturday]
Mr Grapes: @Four Eyes @Pineapples are either of you interested in getting dinner? Mr Grapes: Havenât heard from you yet
Pineapples:Â sorry charles, im busy
Four Eyes:Â Iâve already got plans, sorry
Mr Grapes:Â Thatâs alright!
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Dance Squad
[04:57pm, Saturday]
Charlese:Â Thatâs weird right?
G-Hive:Â definitely
Scary:Â you two have fun
G-Hive: @Charlese ill meet u at sals in 30?
Charlese:Â Yep!
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âWe have got to find a new dinner spotâ Amy whispers to Jake across the table whoâs giggling.
âAw but I like Salâsâ He whispers back, their chins nearly touching the table as they duck from view.
âProbably on us that we assumed Gina and Charles wouldnât come hereâ Jake continued with a shrug of his shoulders.
âYeah, thatâs definitely on us. What do we do?â Amy asked anxiously.
âWhat do you mean?â
âTheyâre here, weâre here, they donât know about us. What do we do?â
âSneak out the side door and pretend we were never here?â Jake suggested with a mischievous twinkle in his eye.
âSure, letâs do itâ Amy agreed, a small smile returning to her face.
The two of them got up quickly, Jake grabbing Amyâs hand and dragging her out of the diner quickly behind him. She had her bag slung over her shoulder and was carrying her scarf, not having had a moment to put it on yet.
Once they were out the door and walking down the street the two of them laughed as Amy finally wrapped her scarf around her neck. Jake took Amyâs arm and linked it with his, holding her close as they walked down the snow lined streets.
âWeâve gotta find somewhere else to get dinner nowâ Jake brought up after theyâd been walking for a few minutes with no real destination in mind.
âHow would you feel about pizza?â Amy asked with a smile, knowing exactly how Jake would feel about pizza.
âDumb question Ames, I know just the placeâ
He redirected them, crossing the street and turning a corner while Amy simply followed his lead. Once there they ordered and got their pizza, they laughed about their escape from Salâs again and Jake filled Amy in on the ongoing Sasha drama after she overheard Gina mention it.
They finished their pizza and hung around in the shop for a little while longer, ignoring their phones and everything outside the door. As far as Jake was concerned, right now the world existed in the pizza shop, sitting across the table from him.
It was only when the owner of the shop politely told them he was going to be closing soon did they leave â leaving behind a nice tip for having stayed so long â walking arm in arm slowly back towards campus under the light of the street lamps. Amy could tell Jake was trying to delay saying goodbye to her, and if Amy was honest with herself she didnât want to say goodbye either.
They stopped at the usual split in their path, this section of the sidewalk held so many memories and emotions that Amy couldnât believe it had all happened in less than a year. The two of them hugged for probably too long, they were clingy for a few day-old relationship but Amy never wanted it to stop.
âCome back to my dorm with me?â Jake asked her quietly, breath brushing against Amyâs ear in a way that made her skin tingle, âIf you wantâ he added, giving her an out.
âI want toâ
It was an easy decision, and one she didnât regret at all.
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DDC
[10:28am, Sunday]
G:Â messaging to check on u bc i havent heard from u in nearly 24 hours
Jacob:Â im fine g
G:Â alright G:Â how r u feeling?
Jacob:Â great!
G:Â cool
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Dance Squad
[10:32am, Sunday]
G-Hive:Â something happened
Scary:Â context?
G-Hive:Â somethings happened with jake
Charlese:Â Proof?
G-Hive:Â 1 image attachment G-Hive:Â says hes great before noon on a sunday G-Hive:Â i think tf not
Scary:Â weak
Charlese:Â Yeah itâs not a super strong argument
G-Hive:Â ugh honestly you two
Charlese:Â Iâm starting to give up on them honestly Charlese:Â If it hasnât happened by now it wonât ever happen
G-Hive:Â r u serious charles!!! G-Hive:Â ur not serious
Charlese:Â Okay Iâm not 100% giving up
Scary:Â i have
Charlese:Â What??
Scary:Â my betting day has passed and i either get it exact or i lose Scary:Â iâm not winning on a technicality
G-Hive:Â what about the prize money???
Scary:Â we just donât pay out?
Charlese:Â Damn, this is a sad way to end it
G-Hive:Â HEY! my bet is still ongoing
Scary:Â youâre seriously gonna hold out hope??
G-Hive:Â unlike SOME people i dont back down from a bet
Scary:Â ugh fine iâm still in
G-Hive:Â YES
Charlese:Â Okay Iâm still in!! you just caught me in a moment of weakness
G-Hive:Â lovely lovely G-Hive:Â time to go get proof
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DDC
[10:51am, Sunday]
G:Â where r u???
Jacob:Â my dorm why???
G:Â i feel like ur lying
Jacob:Â im not lying gina Jacob:Â why would i lie about that
G:Â idk but ill find out
Jacob:Â u do that
G:Â ill ask amy where u r
Jacob:Â amy will just tell u to ask me
G:Â we will see
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Girls Girls Girls
[10:55am, Sunday]
Gina: @Amy do u know where jake is??
Amy:Â I donât know, probably in his dorm? Amy:Â Heâs probably still sleeping
Gina:Â hmm okay
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DDC
[10:57am, Sunday]
G:Â i still dont believe you
Jacob:Â 1 image attachment Jacob:Â what about now??
G:Â u couldve taken that pic anytime
Jacob:Â i just took it now
G:Â ugh fine
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Girls Girls Girls
[11:03am, Sunday]
Gina: @Amy can u send me a pic of the cover of that book u recommended the other day
Amy:Â You have never asked for a book recommendation and I donât believe you that youâre starting now
Gina:Â u and jake talking about me???
Amy:Â WHY would Jake and I be talking about you??
Gina:Â u tell me????
Amy:Â You are in a mood this morning
Rosa:Â tell me about it
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Jimmy Jabbers
[11:07am, Sunday]
Queen G: i have had ENOUGH Queen G: @Four Eyes @Pineapples explain urselves
Four Eyes:Â What do I have to explain???
Pineapples:Â i am also confused as to what i need to explain
Queen G:Â one or both of u are lying to me Queen G:Â dodging questions and such
Four Eyes:Â Good god you need to go outside or something
Queen G:Â i will NOT be made out to be crazy
Pineapples:Â then stop acting like it girl
Queen G:Â where r u both right NOW???
Pineapples:Â in my dorm Pineapples:Â in bed if u want specifics
Four Eyes:Â Iâm in my dorm, at my desk to be specific
Queen G:Â take a pic of ur desk rn
Four Eyes:Â Iâm not entertaining this
Queen G:Â AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Queen G:Â im gonna figure it out
RoRo:Â maybe let it go gina
Mr Grapes:Â Gotta agree with Rosa
Queen G:Â ugh fine
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Dance Squad
[02:35pm, Monday]
G-Hive:Â im following jake and amy this afternoon G-Hive:Â who wants to join
Charlese:Â Iâve got nothing better to do
Scary:Â this is the last time iâll entertain you
G-Hive:Â it wont even be long G-Hive:Â ill be able to tell if theyre together or not immediately G-Hive:Â meet me in the courtyard
Charlese:Â On my way!
Scary:Â coming
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[02:48pm, Monday]
Ferris:Â heads up rosa gina and charles are following me to the library Ferris:Â theyre doing a bad job
Cameron:Â Hahaha okay
Ferris:Â should we have some fun with them?
Cameron:Â We absolutely should
-
Jake made his way to the library happily, lighter than air and excited to see Amy again. When he walked into the library she hadnât noticed him yet but as soon as Jake saw her he couldnât stop the smile spreading from ear to ear.
Amy finally noticed him as he approached the table, a matching smile gracing her face, and it took everything in Jake to hold back kissing her as soon as he was sat down next to her. They kept their conversation casual and work focused, it felt like before they were together when the two of them were dancing around whatever was happening between them.
After some subtle searching of the library by taking looks around at random intervals he was able to spot Gina, Rosa, and Charles at a table nearby. They were pretending to be engrossed in one book between the three of them and doing a bad job, Rosa was clearly uninterested but there anyway.
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[03:21pm, Monday]
Ferris:Â three musketeers sitting at a table near the computers Ferris:Â doing a terrible job at hiding
Cameron:Â Iâm not even surprised Cameron:Â What did Gina expect to discover?
Ferris:Â probs us together
Cameron:Â Nosiest friends ever
Ferris:Â haha tell me about it
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âThis is boring, theyâre clearly not togetherâ Rosa was annoyed.
âBut what if they are and theyâre just playing it down?â Gina argued back.
âIf they were together weâd know by nowâ Charles now joined in.
âGod this is ridiculousâ Gina threw her arms up in frustration, âI just need them to kiss or somethingâ
âGo ask themâ Rosa suggested slightly sarcastically.
Gina fixed Rosa with a look that made Charles want to shrink in on himself, feeling grateful he hadnât crossed either of them.
âWe could just wait for them to tell us?â He suggested in hopes of stopping Gina and Rosaâs staring match.
âFineâ Gina agreed begrudgingly.
Gina was the one to get up first, followed by Rosa and then once they started walking away Charles quickly followed, not wanting to be left behind.
-
Jake saw movement out of the corner of his eye, catching his attention he looked up to see Rosa, Gina and Charles all making a hasty exit from the library and he smiled knowing he and Amy had been able to bore them into leaving.
Once their friends had left the library he leaned over and gave Amy a quick peck on the cheek, startling her out of her concentration where she looked at Jake with surprised.
âWhat abo-â She began before Jake cut her off.
âThey just leftâ
Amy let out a laugh before placing a hand on the side of Jakeâs face, he leaned into it with a content sigh. Jake then reached up to lightly grab Amyâs wrist, keeping her hand in place as he twisted his head to plant another kiss on her palm.
âYou canât distract me like thatâ Amy said quietly, trying to be teasing but sounding more breathless.
âSorryâ Jake had apologized but didnât sound one bit sorry, returning to his work with a satisfied smirk.
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Jimmy Jabbers
[06:25pm, Wednesday]
Queen G:Â sasha is having a party on sat so im absolutely going Queen G:Â anyone else in??
Mr Grapes:Â Oh definitely! Mr Grapes:Â Do you know if she invited Sam or Matt?
Queen G:Â she invited both of them and its most of the reason i wanna go
Mr Grapes:Â Itâs self sabotage at this point
RoRo:Â ill go if it means watching sashas life implode lol
Pineapples:Â ill be there
Four Eyes:Â Yeah Iâll go too
Queen G:Â im so proud of all of u Queen G:Â so like are you guys team sam, team matt, or team sasha
Charles:Â Iâm team Anne! Sheâs been messed around
Queen G:Â so true charles
-
It was the first time theyâd hung out as a whole group since Jake and Amy had gotten together and hiding their relationship was more difficult than Jake had anticipated. He wanted to hold her hand in the back of the uber and put his arm around her shoulders as they walked into the party but couldnât do any of it.
That was until they split up after playing some small drinking games together, Jake immediately asked Amy if she wanted to dance and she couldnât have said yes quick enough. He assumed his friends were off finding the drama, Gina and Rosa probably on the hunt for people to flirt with while Charles waited for Genevieve to arrive soon.
Once he and Amy had reached the dance floor her pulled her close, bodies pressed up against one another â he wasnât wasting a single moment keeping her at a distance. They danced together in the way Jake wished they couldâve on New Years, and it was the most fun heâd had at a party in a while.
So much fun that he leaned down to kiss Amy hard, brain slightly foggy after the alcohol theyâd had so far, but pleased when Amy leaned into it. The kiss became intense as they abandoned any illusion that they were dancing.
Finally Jake pulled away with heavy breaths, leaning down to whisper into Amyâs ear.
âBathroomâ
She nodded furiously and followed closely behind when Jake grabbed her hand and dragged her away from the dance floor.
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Queen Gina Linetti @g-hive01
i love being right #calledit #sashasparty
[11:08pm, Saturday]
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Jimmy Jabbers
[10:47am, Sunday]
Queen G:Â i think its time we talk about the elephant in the room
Pineapples:Â what?
Queen G:Â this has gone on long enough
RoRo:Â gina what are you doing
Mr Grapes:Â Donât do something youâll regret
Queen G: i have no regrets in life Queen G: including this Queen G: @Four Eyes @Pineapples you two like each other and you need to work it out before I start prematurely aging
RoRo:Â gina!!
Mr Grapes:Â We agreed we werenât gonna meddle and this is beyond that!
Queen G:Â deafening silence from the culprits themselves
Pineapples: way to make things awkward gâŚ
Four Eyes:Â Wait, you guys âagreed to not meddleâ? What does that mean?
Queen G:Â dw about that Queen G:Â do u have anything to say for urselves??
Pineapples:Â gina what did u see???
Queen G:Â u know exactly what i saw at exactly 11 last night
Four Eyes:Â Shit
Pineapples:Â my b ames
Four Eyes:Â Takes two
Pineapples:Â if its any comfort gina that bathroom wasnt as romantic as u would imagine
Queen G:Â i didnt think it would be
Four Eyes:Â Aw donât say that babe, I thought it was perfectly respectable
Pineapples:Â dont lie to me
Four Eyes:Â Sorry haha
Mr Grapes:Â Wait wait wait wait Mr Grapes:Â You just called him babe
Four Eyes:Â Oops
Pineapples:Â gina caught us so theres no point keeping secret
Four Eyes:Â Yes Jake and I are together
Mr Grapes:Â Greatest day of my life not joking
RoRo:Â good for u
Queen G:Â u guys will NEVER make me seem crazy ever again so help me god Queen G:Â i was fucking RIGHT
RoRo:Â for reasons you donât need to know RoRo:Â when did this start?
Pineapples:Â last wednesday Pineapples:Â why?
RoRo:Â iâm $100 richer
Mr Grapes:Â Damn
Queen G: ah shitâŚ
Four Eyes:Â Canât believe you guys bet on us!
Pineapples:Â i can
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[11:40am, Sunday]
Ferris changed Cameronâs nickname to Ames Ferris changed their name to Dread Pirate Jake Dread Pirate Jake changed the group chat name to As You Wish
Ames:Â Aw Iâll miss the Ferris Bueller theme
Dread Pirate Jake:Â that was for when we were friends Dread Pirate Jake:Â needed to change now that youre my giirrllfriend
Ames:Â Haha fair enough Ames:Â Meet outside to go get lunch together?
Dread Pirate Jake:Â as u wish my lady <3
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Dance Squad
[11:40am, Sunday]
Scary:Â Iâll take my $100 in cash
Charlese:Â I donât even care about losing money Iâm so happy for them
G-Hive:Â you will never make a fool out of me again
Scary:Â sure sure Scary:Â now pay up
Chap 1 | Chap 2 | Chap 3 | Chap 4 | Chap 5 | Chap 6 | Chap 7 | Chap 8 | Chap 9 | Chap 10
authors note: Oh my god, I can't believe its all done and over.
This is the longest piece of writing I've done so far, what started out as a silly little text fic idea that I wanted to do just to 'not waste a concept' turned into something that I've loved writing and am beyond proud of. I'm sorry there was a bit of a wait between chapters in the middle there but I hope the speedy release of the ending made up for it! Thank you so so much to everyone who commented and left kudos, you guys kept me motivated and excited to write this fic. Shout out to my friends both irl and online (none of whom will see this lol), you guys consistently provide me wonderful content to use in my writing lol (for this chapter it was: "wouldn't you like to know, soup boy")
Thanks again for reading my lil fanfic, I hope you enjoyed it <3
#alice writes#jake peralta x amy santiago#jake peralta#amy santiago#gina linetti#rosa diaz#charles boyle#fluff#college!au#bisexual!jake peralta#brooklyn nine nine#b99#multi chap#average weekly screentime
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as someone whos played ffxiv for almost 8 years now i gotta say its SO exciting to see youve started playing. i really enjoy seeing you talking about trc and kurofai (unfortunately i know absolutely nothing about xmen so it goes right over my head) and so im excited to see any thoughts you have about the ffxiv story and characters!
HEEHEEHEE. most of my ffxivposting has been in a thread on my twt priv, but after the recent botslaughter im gonna try and move it over here.
im at the beginning of stormblood. here are my thoughts:
as i said previously, in ARR i was very meh on alphinaud. i have a grudge against his ARR va (due to critical role), i was like "WHY are we starting a PARAMILITARY ORG", and i was kind of like hey. im playing a 6ft tall elf lady with a huge axe. you fancy little twerp dont boss me around. the end of ARR was soooo crazy and good though, really kicked the plot into gear for me, and those cutscenes were like WHOA!! OMG THE GUY FROM THE BEGINNING CUTSCENE... and in heavensward he became my little boy. because he basically reversed all the things i didnt really like about him. new VA. constant regret and shame about the crystal braves. and everyone was like awww hahaha youre a nice little boy. and he is. he is a boy. and he's polite. and he got a new outfit that covered his midriff, which i appreciated.
minfillia... im sorry. her VA was so insanely bad. and i never really DID anything with her that made me feel attached to her. she felt very bland and generic. i was like okay cool đ see ya. i also think her outfit was so blaaaahhhh like it gave me girl next door final fantasy character, NOT leader of an NGO, which would have been more appealing to me.
y'shtola: one of my mutuals is constantly posting her very cute WoL/yshtola fanart and i thought i would like a bit more than i presently do... i like her! i just feel like she hasnt gotten to do very much that isnt going "hmm.. aether." i think it's delightful that she shares a VA with sera from dragon age. bitches with bangs 4 lesbians
urianger: when i first saw urianger i was aghast. i was like. PEOPLE ARE HORNY FOR THAT THING? but now that ive seen more of his shb/edw outfit im like aha i see. you have gender. you're either like "do not perceiveth me" or "dripping with gold in a lightweight backless gown". i really enjoyed his undercover outfit with the WoD. i don't think he did anything wrong. he was like "yeah i did lie to everyone and help manipulate events to send minfilia to a different data center. i feel absolutely awful about it, i wish my trolley problem principles had not made me deceiveth thou all, i am a horrible villain, pray do not feel compelled to forgive me" and i was like nah youre good đ like she isnt DEAD. plus he always tried to help me a little bit when he could. i like his funny voice. i like how in ARR he was voiced by fenris dragonage. take those goggles and hood off again mx tism
tataru: if lalafells didn't look like that. i would be shipping my WoL with her. i think she is so cute and fun and a delight. she is a joy. my girl JUGGLES!!!!! she makes OUTFITS!!!!!!!!! she has A KETTLE WITH A FANCY NAME!!!!!!!!!! and she works so hard. im so glad she got to come with us to ishgard. she is my joy. my light...
thancred: i have heard tell that he really leaves behind his initial lothario characterization, and i really have not seen it in forever, which made ARR thancred perfectly fine to me. i was prepared for him to be much more egregious. i wish i knew him a bit better before he got possessed. i was like oh okay! yeah i guess i havent seen him in a while. which made me sad because i love possession storylines i think they are so juicy. his ponytail and rattee (like a ratstache but a goatee) are funny to me. thancred nakey images were funny. there was a moment towards the end of hvw when he came back and i talked to him in ishgard between convos with nobles and he said stuff that was very commiserating and i was like okay i have decided you and my WoL are complaining friends. sipping the haterade together. i think he's like 5'7". like with alphinaud, the character development in this game has really surprised me with how effective it feels. i look forward to seeing him grimly yet compassionately fail forward even more. and to be a single dad. aforementioned mutual (who i know through klapollo) is into thancred/urianger so im also looking forward to confining them into the yaoi compartment
cid: HE IS MY FRIEND :) i love how he's a short king. i like how he was simply like "fascism and imperialism are bad. i am going to go fight against it by building big airships :)" no qualms no struggle just knew what was right and went and did it. he's like a gay older coworker who you go out for drinks with sometimes and invites you to barbeques. i enjoy him and nero's turbodivorce saga.
alisaie: i completely forgot to do all the bahamut raids in ARR so when she showed up post-hvw i was like oh it's time for the girltwin! and she was like "oh we've worked together already :)" and i was like oh god. we only had one conversation. oops. so far i think she's a delight. i have heard that she's a bit of a lesbo. good for her. love that she gets a sword and she gets to be the mean one of the two twins. i cant wait for her little red jacket. looking forward to more >:)
krile: have not seen much of her so far but i LOVE how she has a cloak with cat ears, so cute. LOVE how she teases alphinaud. im like yes... shared character history... quite fun...
ysayle: I LOVE YOU DRAGON ELSAGARD I LOVE YOUUUUUU BIIIIIIIIITCH... I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU. i love her style. i love her political convictions. i love her gap moe with the moogles. i think my WoL had a crush on her. i think it's messed up that during the scene where the WoL and alphinaud are prying the eyes off of estinien, she touches alphinaud's hand. she should be touching MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! all love to haurchefaunt but I BONDED WITH HER.
estinien: i know many people like estinien. every time he spoke a word at ysayle i felt like a barking like her guard dog. DONT YOU SPEAK TO MY GIRL IN THAT TONE YOU BROODYBOY SMELLMAN. SHUT UP. i assume he softens up now that he is retired from All That. i thought his relationship with alphinaud was very sweet - i liked when he taught alphinaud how to gather firewood. i think my WoL only tolerates estinien because alphinaud is so attached.
haurchefant: i was still barely reading dialogue in ARR when he was introduced. so he showed up and was like OMG HI AGAIN BESTIE!!!!!! and i was like oh! that man! one of my friends is gaymarried to him so he's like my gay brother-in-law. i am a lesbian and my WoL is also a lesbian so we were hagging/tyking (dyke tyke) out with each other. the facial animation on the WoL when he croaks was astoundingly good. i call him horsey
aymeric: well he certainly is competent, principled, and nice. one of the more handsome elezen men in the game. i know he's implied playersexual so i really need him to stop inviting me to dinner because i have had conversations with dude friends like that before and it is so painfully awkward. i think it is great that he committed fratricide AND popecide. wahoo!
lyse: i really enjoyed yda. yknow. i thought she was such a fun cockney karate bimbo. i didn't know she was lyse. i've heard about lyse. and how she is conspicuously the only blonde blue-eyed ala mhigan. and how she is a source of some of the collar-tugging politics in stormblood. sigh. so. i am now burdened with her.
raubahn: I LOVE RAUBAHNNNNNNNNNN I LOVE HIMMMM i love how he has a small adult son. i love how he is trying so hard. i love how he is so righteous and hardworking. the misery lolorito and ilberd put him through during hvw made me so mad on his behalf. when lolorito was like "oh, how we laughed at how upset you were!" i was like RAUBAHN. HE IS THE PERFECT HEIGHT FOR YOU TO JUST PUNT ACROSS THE TOWN SQUARE. PUNT HIM RAUBAHN. YOU DESERVE IT. and i love a one-armed king. kurogane swag
lucia: i think she is cool and fun. hahaha dont potentially be in love with aymeric queen youre so hot and cool and butch
matoya: SHE'S SO COOL. I LOVE HER DESIGN. HER VOICE ACTING. AND HER RUDENESS. AND OF COURSE THE FROGS
moenbryda: i thought she was so fun and cool. i was like cool!! new character!! big funny woman i love it!! and then near bluefog she dished about her childhood a little and i was like... is that a deathflag. and it was :(
okay thats all the npcs i can think to have anything to say about.
i was pleasantly surprised by the way that lalafells are not the lolibait/shotabait i had grimly prepared for them to be. they are just short funny guys for the most part. moving past that, i then got slammed into by the giant brick that says "BEAST TRIBES". i heard that the new writer has made their writing a lot better (apparently the alliance leaders acknowledge that they have been basically been doing genocide on these sentient beings, which is helping me push forward through stuff)! i do their quests really regularly because i like helping them out. i would really love to see someone with more expertise on the subject write about the presentation of indigenous peoples in ffxiv, because i think that there is a lot going on that is vital to critically inspect.
i have to go eat dinner now. but i will try to post more thoughts on here as i have them >:)
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Zhongli x Childe
CafĂŠ au fluff one-shot (1970 words)
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" Hey there Zhongli !! how are you doing today ? i hope im not too early for class" greeted Ganyu
"Im doing doing just fine and no you are right on time" Zhongli replied with a kind smile.
Ganyu, a busy med college student, very sleepy but extremely hardworking.
"Come driving rain or winds that churn, I shall return, by blade alone, armed, if barefoot, to my home.. good evening Mr. Zhongli" Kazuha said with a polite smile as he took his seat on the counter of the empty cafe.
"Good evening Kazuha , you are as poetic as always"
Kazuha, a middle school student with a way with words.
"Arataki "Numero Uno" Itto, here in the flesh! Hahaha... *cough*"
"Good evening itto .. er are you alright ?" Zhongli asked with a concerned smile
"Yeah im chill gramps"
"well thats good to hear" Itto took his seat besides Kazuha and started chatting away about beetles because "They're so cool little dude you have no idea"
Arataki Itto , an animal enthusiast and Earth science major, hes very excited most of the time.
"Good evening Zhongli !! Ei is finally free from mid terms so she's able to join us today!" Miko, freshly graduated, works in a publishing house.
"Hello." Ei or Raiden , she's in her last year of college doing business studies.
"Greetings Miko , Ei , im glad you could join us today !
We'll be making Bento cakes. They are the size of a bento(lunch box) but the rest is exactly the same as a normal cake."
All the "students" were standing at their own stations, which were just the cafe tables put together. They had a small notebook and pen in their hands ready to write down what notes Mr. Zhongli aka their teacher gave. A few actually wrote notes while some doodled "Beetle shaped icing supremacy"
Zhongli is a college graduate from Liyue College of Teyvat. He graduated in Business studies and culinary arts . Wanting to become a chef from an early age he had a clear dream in mind and was currently living it by owning a small yet popular cafe called Cafe Rax (named after his pet cat morax). He owned a few other places aswell but spent most his time here. He often gave lectures at LCT , being an alumni there.
baking lessons after the cafe closed was an impulsive decision but a good one since he found many friends. All the people came for different reasons.
Ganyu : "I feel like im too involved in work and i wanted a new hobby!"
Kazuha : he works at the cafe as a part timer "so why not, i wish to see where this path leads me"
Itto : "im gonna bake delicious stuff for granny, she's done so much for me !"
Miko : "itll be good seeing you everyday my friend , plus me and Ei can bake together"
Raiden : "for Miko"
The strength on the so called baking class was small but they were a happy lot.
"Firstly i want you all to tie your aprons and wash your hands"
Everyone in class had an apron of their choice , all of them had specific designs sewed onto them , Zhongli's had a small whale , Ittos had a little brown dog , Kazuha's had a purple and white electro sign , Ei's had a pink fox and Miko's had dango.
"Okay people now take out the following ingredients
2 eggs
1 egg yolk
Dark muscovado sugar 60g
Maple syrup 15g (1.5 tbsp)
1/2 tsp salt
All-purpose flour 50g
Dark cocoa powder 10g (1.5 tbsp)
("Thats sugar itto not salt"
"Pffftttt ofc i knew that haha-")
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He ran with a smile on his face and cheeky but slightly vacant eyes as water splashed around his feet and all of his clothing became drenched. If he didn't quickly find shelter, all of his books would be a tangled mess of soggy pages. In the distance, he could make out Cafe Rax. He debated whether or not to enter the coffee shop because there was a particular person there who gave him feelings he had never experienced before. He was motivated to genuinely live, to get up, and to improve by the person inside. If only the person was aware of him, things might progress if they did.
. . . . . . Okay maybe that was a little dramatic, they were best of friends but Mr. Ginger went ahead and fell in love .
Tartaglia had known Zhongli for at least four years, first as a senior in college, then as an alumnus delivering speeches, and last as a friend and his own personal barista who provided him biased discounts that no one had the courage to point out.
The bell jingled loudly, signalling the entry of a person into the cafe. Tartaglia came here every day at the same hour, so no one needed to turn their heads to see who it was. Zhongli looked up from where he was removing his mittens to see his best friend, whom he secretly adored staring at. Wet, vivid orange hair clung to his forehead, blue eyes flashing brightly, and a broad smile with all teeth and heated cheeks. Seeing his best friend in this state made Zhongli's heart race. He grabbed a towel and ran over to the ginger, grumbling about how he'll get sick if he continues forgetting his umbrella . "You should be more careful Childe , how many times have i advised you to carry a raincoat or an umbrella-"
He stopped abruptly when a hand came up to his face and a dainty finger grazed his cheek. His cheeks flushed at the contact, he barely managed to keep his composure .
"You had flour on your cheek" said Childe
Childe brushed his thumb again on the brunettes cheek , his touch was feather light .
It was flawless. Zhongli had a whale apron on, while Childe had a towel over his head and messy hair, all raw and domestic. Zhongli's eyes followed the tiny water droplets trickling down the ginger's face as they exchanged glances.
Zhongli extended his hand to touch Childes. He then closed his eyes and relaxed, savouring the sensation of his best friend's palm brushing across his cheek. Childe admired and loved him with all of his heart, hoping Zhongli could see how his eyes shone at the thought of the other man. The rest of the room was silent until Itto's cough shattered the tension
(his face was red from holding in the cough "dude." "sorry little guy i tried my best" "drink some water")
When the trance was broken, Zhongli returned to work with a flushed face, and Childe started doing his assignments as usual on Zhongli's desk. Both of them were focused elsewhere.
How could they focus on work when that just happened. Childe was getting tired of this 'routine'. He really wished for Zhongli to see him in a different light. Not as a friend but something more. He wanted to mean to Zhongli what Zhongli meant to him. He wanted to watch the sunset with him , hold hands , kiss him and be his forever and ever .
He distracted himself with algebra and soon enough his thoughts were lost in numbers and variables . He was so laser focused on his work that he didn't hear several ovens and the rustling of people walking out the door with the jingle of the bell.
("Cya little dude , now imma let granny taste this !!" "farewell for now my friend , i wonder how scara will like this" "Lets have a movie date ei" "of course")
Zhongli cleaned up the counter thoroughly. He collected all the bowls and other utensils used and kept them under the sink , then putting away all the extra ingredient back to their places.
He took out the freshly baked bento cake and started icing it. He had a variety of colours from which he chose blue , orange and little bit of red. He somehow managed to draw a chibi childe. He was happy with his creation. But he was also nervous because today was the day he was going to do it . Risk it all . Confess.
Zhongli had thought of the most extravagant ways to confess to childe but then he settled for the most familiar and meaningful way to do it. By baking. the cake had both his love for baking and for his dearest childe. He gazed at the ginger sitting at a desk , scratching his pencil on paper , eyes narrowed in concentration as her did his work. He couldnt be more proud , remembering the struggle the other had went through to reach this level of calm. The leg shaking had lessned and the focus had increased , his eyes were just a smidge brighter . Knowing he played a small role in the happening of that was just elating .
He grabbed the bento and softly kept it on the gingers desk which made him look up. He noticed?the cafe to be empty and all cleaned up.
"Sorry for intruding !! i should get going Zhongli"
"Its alright , i have to talk to you. Have this first , its- uh i made it for you"
(aww man he even looks professional while stuttering thought childe dreamily)
"For me?? im flattered , truly. If i may , what is the reason for such a mmmm delicious present?"(from a delicious man like yourself )
Zhongli took a deep breath as he took Childes hands in his, he could feel the roughness of his fingers , the warmth of them. He was feeling a different sense of calm. He was relaxed as he looked into his best friends eyes and dared to say the words harboured in his heart.
"Tartaglia, my darling I'm grateful for every minute you've spent with me. I'm always afraid that I won't be able to repay you. I adore you more with each passing year that we remain friends. I've never felt such intense feelings for someone before you. You came into my life and lighted it up. Your ocean blue eyes and beautiful hair never cease to amaze and entice me. I love you. With my entire heart. I would like to court you if you allow me to , beautiful. "
Zhongli looked up from where he had his eyes fixed on their conjoined hands. Blue eyes shone with unshed tears. He panicked for a second before relaxing at the sight of a smile making its way up to Childes face. There was a lot of crying as the younger shoved his face into Zhonglis chest and held onto him like he would never let go. Childe was just so happy to have his feelings returned.
After crying and blabbing out response to the confession, Zhongli looked at Childe and he looked ethereal even with red rimmed eyes and a puffy red nose . He cupped his face softly as he stroked his cheek with the pad of his thumb. They looked into each others eyes "Yes. You can court me Zhongli" said childe with a smile. They dont know who closed the distance but with the feeling of soft lips on each other , their minds went blank. They shared a single innocent kiss , till it became 2 then 3 and then countless. The love was visible in their every movement . The way Zhongli held the youngers face , the was Childe wrapped his arms around zhongli and into his hair and finally the way their lips moved against each others , something fresh and new that could never get old ....
Miko walked back to her house with a smile on her face as the sun shone down on her giving her an ethereal glow..."guess i'll get my notebook tomorrow , at least they got their shit together"she laughed and went her way...
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an : Thank you so much for reading!!! I hope you enjoyed :D it was really fun writing this, it's my first time posting here so this is new . Don't hesitate to point out mistakes!! Love y'all <3
Drink water!!
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LMAO we only accept non basic exceptionalism as coined by Karasu but if reader had an espeon and got eevees with otoya imagine how much worse the tweak out would be when otoya gets a sylveon LMAOOO reader gets espeon first and hes like oh yeah seal the deal im def getting an umbreon now gotta have the power duo and then bam sylveon
Omg wait hioris nidoqueen just becoming an honorary member of reader and co solely because of it getting along with nidoking and garchomp waitttttt imagine a side story where they get stuck in like some electric type situation (im thinking like the ferroseed issue in the bw anime) and they have to rely on their only ground types (iirc those are the only three then but I could be wrong but ykwim) actually i always found those episodes interesting where they get stuck and are limited to a certain pokemon (bonus points if the character didnât originally get along with that one LMAO)
LMAO wait that lowk also makes more sense I feel like a deino would harder to catch than phanpy waittt illegal pokemon abuse ring arc that would go hard
LUKEWARM DONUT thats so random im crying i almost forgot about the whole âteam x thinks sheâs one of themâ thing im ngl it kinda makes me laugh like ofc those team organizations are usually huge but i just imagine it like you donât even know your own co workers LMFAOO
WAIT ATOPPP THATD BE SUCH A CUTE EPISODE zooming in on little Polaroid snippets of precious moments
LMAOO no because I read that fic like âokay so whereâs part two with justice for KarasuâŚ.â
SHSHSHSB OAEU BAROU WAS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD I actually had such a fun time reading it as usual canât wait for what you cook up next!!
Iâm fr waiting for s2 to spread the tabieita agenda given that thereâs a good amount of focus on them in the first third selection match in very hopeful LOL
LMAOO I originally thought of pursuit being another Nagi marker for you (and hopefully itâll still be one) but itd be kinda comical if people ended up associating it with Barou instead HSGSHS but once itâs actually written itâll probably be more Nagi since hes, yk actually ALIVE and we see him a lot more than Barou
Professor aiku is gonna be so funny LMAOO like when he locks in people are like âwait you actually have a brain I thought you were just a Prof for memes and chicksâ itâs crazy how we now have prequel main series and sequel cast developed LMAO
You probably already saw my commentary in your inbox by this point EDIT: I just saw the response gonna go read that now but OOOOH excited either way do you have anything particular in mind?
Also unrelated but have you seen the latest jjk chapter I lowk donât remember like half the characters but yk itâs fine
- Karasu anon
THATâS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAOAOA like otoya sees the espeon and heâs like YUP weâre set time to lock in i just KNOW iâm getting an umbreon itâs basically fate and then he in fact does not đ but agreed karasu said it best thereâs no time to be mediocre/average when we can have fun cool slightly unusual pokĂŠmon (not that readerâs team is super off the beaten path anymore but still i feel like hydreigon is def a bit of a rarer pick than garchomp for example would be)
yes nidoking and garchomp are the only ground types w reader and co!! actually mc trio doesnât have any either the only other ground types are barouâs krookodile, hioriâs nidoqueen, and yukimiyaâs steelix đ§ imagine we get a yukimiya comeback just for that arc LMAOO like theyâre struggling nidoking is carrying everyone on his back and then all of a sudden yuki pulls up like âneed a ride đ¤Šâď¸â and everyone piles onto his giant snake HAHAHA
agreed i think her deino will be very stubborn esp at first (houndour beats it up while itâs still young so it listens better once itâs older) so it makes sense that it refused to be caught plus phanpy being more common means reader probably wouldnât care as much like if she misses she misses but deino she NEEDS to have (or maybe deino is about to destroy their campsite so the only option she has is capturing it since houndour is off helping karasu collect firewood) the pokĂŠmon abuse ring is def an interesting arc iâm looking forward to it!! basically otoya is so rizzful that the nurse joy is like âlook the police/government arenât doing anything about this but you guys are trainers can you investigateâ (as more hints towards the governmentâs corruptionâŚmaybe theyâre being paid off by the leaders of the ring??) and otoya immediately agrees (even though he and reader literally have one pokĂŠmon each since deinoâs still healing at that point and karasu + tullia are busy elsewhere) so then he and reader go undercover and end up busting the ring and exposing them before sending them to jail (this could also make them automatic opps of the government since theyâre clearly unruly/difficult to control)
LMAOO no because team x grunts fr see the houndour and theyâre like yup okay sheâs one of us even though thereâs zero other evidence that she is?? but maybe the houndour line is rare due to their bad reputation and association w team x so they werenât entirely wrong in assuming that
bro once again pokĂŠmon studios needs to hire me IMMEDIATELY i could make such a good series like literally just animate pursuit atp it would be fireâŚspeaking of side stories idk if you remember the pursuit graphic so iâll add it down below
i was thinking like for the side stories iâll replace the houndoom with the characterâs signature pokĂŠmon/starter?? so for a karasu side story it would garchomp, for otoya it would sylveon, hioriâs is kingdra or maybe nidoqueen, tulliaâs is infernape, isagiâs is stoutland, etc etc i think it would be a fun way to differentiate the side story chapters from the main ones!!
no fr i was like ok so can we leave otoya and get w karasu now?? please??? i donât want eita heâll CHEAT on me GIVE ME KARASU NEOWWWWW and then i just wrote a bunch of karasu one shots myself JFJDKS
i actually feel like rather than barou people might associate it with KARASU since heâs the most present male in readerâs life during the story (at least before nagi starts locking in) and theyâre super super close and as we know people have a hard time differentiating between platonic/familial and romantic love đ imagine everyoneâs like âwhy didnât she end up with karasu theyâre obviously in loveâ HEâS A PARALLEL TO HER BROTHERRR (technically cousin but for emotional closenessâs sake barouâs her brother) COME ON NOW YES THEY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH NO IT IS NOT ROMANTIC anywaysâŚ
PLS pursuit universe is so deep and extensive we fr have every era definedâŚno because aiku as a professor cracks me up he definitely is the professor that gets stuck without a pokĂŠmon and the trainer character has to pick a pokĂŠmon at random to save him (maybe this is how niko meets him LMAOOO) to be fair bro IS doing a thesis like he is quite smart heâs also just goofy (very brock coded)
iâm very undecided what to release nextâŚiâm getting lots of sweet comments abt the barou version of the oaeu so maybe i should just stick with that?? or maybe old requests?? or my 1k event?? smth else entirely?? it will be a surprise just whatever iâm inspired for when i sit down w my ipad to write ig đ
i did see it!! i amâŚuhâŚa little lost tbh it felt very random once again like nothing of particular note actually happened đ° and now the trio is just going on a mission?? but this wednesday is the last chapter so for better or worse things will be over then!! maybe itâll make more sense afterwards đ lowkey i canât believe itâll be over in three-ish days thatâs kind of insane to think abtâŚdefinitely the end of an era
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11/11/2015, 15:51 - Someone: Hey how are u
11/11/2015, 16:04 - S@iney: Hey am alright
How about u
11/11/2015, 17:07 - Someone: Am good bro
11/11/2015, 17:07 - Someone: I like your dp
11/11/2015, 17:07 - Someone: Is that your twinee?
11/11/2015, 17:27 - S@iney: Lol no my cuz
11/11/2015, 17:27 - S@iney: And thanks
11/11/2015, 17:28 - Someone: He is hot
11/11/2015, 17:30 - S@iney: OMG
I don't know how to tell him that
11/11/2015, 17:30 - Someone: Hehehe
11/11/2015, 17:30 - Someone: I wish he was gay
11/11/2015, 17:31 - S@iney: There is something wrong with
11/11/2015, 17:31 - S@iney: U
11/11/2015, 17:31 - Someone: Hahaha
11/11/2015, 17:31 - S@iney: Why do u feel like u want to fuck everyone
Or everyone is gay
It just wrong sorry
11/11/2015, 17:31 - Someone: Lol
11/11/2015, 17:32 - Someone: Lol
11/11/2015, 17:32 - Someone: You didn't like it right?
11/11/2015, 17:33 - S@iney: Like what
11/11/2015, 17:33 - S@iney: <Media omitted>
11/11/2015, 18:08 - Someone: Lol nothing wrong with a top boy who is looking for some cake to beat and I am always clean n protected
11/11/2015, 18:09 - Someone: Obviously you holding back and what do u expect?
11/11/2015, 18:10 - S@iney: <Media omitted>
11/11/2015, 18:13 - Someone: OMD I guess u are misunderstanding me
11/11/2015, 18:14 - S@iney: I guess I did
11/11/2015, 18:14 - Someone: Anyway let's forget it
11/11/2015, 18:14 - S@iney: OK
11/11/2015, 18:15 - Someone: you have been one of the nice guys I have known and wouldn't want to do things to hurt you
11/11/2015, 18:15 - S@iney: Am glad you feel that way
11/11/2015, 18:15 - Someone: I could see you are feeling hurt
11/11/2015, 18:15 - Someone: I am sorry
11/11/2015, 18:17 - S@iney: Its alright
Thanks for your apologising
11/11/2015, 18:18 - Someone: Its ok maybe I have to learn to control my sex drive
11/11/2015, 18:18 - S@iney: Maybe
11/11/2015, 18:19 - S@iney: I don't mine your sex drive
It just that don't being me in it or anyone I know
11/11/2015, 18:19 - Someone: As I said that has been my problem hence the reason I have never taken a serious boyfriend because most guys can't stand my demand and I hate being denied sex
11/11/2015, 18:20 - Someone: Oh ok I hear
11/11/2015, 18:21 - Someone: So you are okay if I fuck anyone so far as you don't know him and even in your presence?
11/11/2015, 18:23 - S@iney: It your life you can do what ever you mind
And I don't mind talking to you
As long you don't say something like invite your friends to fuxk or anything
Then we cool
11/11/2015, 18:24 - S@iney: And what did you say you study again
Can't you find a way to help yourself with your sex drive
11/11/2015, 18:26 - Someone: Lol I studied social and community development
11/11/2015, 18:26 - Someone: Why?
11/11/2015, 18:27 - S@iney: Oh my had then I was thinking you studying something to do with how to talk or help others
11/11/2015, 18:28 - Someone: Yes I did that
11/11/2015, 18:28 - Someone: It's all part
12/12/2015, 01:52 - Someone: Just got home
12/12/2015, 01:52 - Someone: Thanks for everything
12/12/2015, 01:52 - S@iney: Oh that's good to hear
And no worries
12/12/2015, 01:52 - Someone: đđđž
17/12/2015, 18:20 - Someone: I hope you are good ?
17/12/2015, 18:24 - S@iney: Yeah im fine thanks, how are you?
17/12/2015, 18:32 - Someone: Been good my good friend
17/12/2015, 18:33 - Someone: I guess tomorrow is your last day to break for Christmas
17/12/2015, 18:34 - S@iney: That's good
And no mondoy way my past day
17/12/2015, 18:40 - Someone: Oh no that sucks anyway good luck. Will be in South east London tomorrow but not sure will be able to come and see you. But still will let you know when I finish partying
17/12/2015, 18:42 - S@iney: Oh I meant I finished already last Monday
17/12/2015, 18:43 - S@iney: And okay
Just let me know
17/12/2015, 18:45 - Someone: Oh okay so you are already in the Christmas moodââđ˛đđˇ
17/12/2015, 18:46 - S@iney: Lol yes
17/12/2015, 18:46 - S@iney: How about you
17/12/2015, 21:00 - Someone: Same mood
25/12/2015, 08:13 - Someone: Merry Christmas to you Sainey have a good one
25/12/2015, 09:17 - S@iney: Awww you so sweet and to you too
25/12/2015, 09:50 - Someone: đđžđđž
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YESSSS!!!! HIIIII!!!! sorry for getting back late, not felt that social today!
that makes sense! i feel like my stranger things special interest comes back in full swing every few years and itâs in that dormant state again. unfortunately. but what can i do!!
thatâs totally okay! i get this 100%, iâm a little scared to come off anon anyways so this works out perfectly fine for me ^w^
well. okay. the thing is, my current hyperfixation is a little embarrassing for me to reveal to you⌠and it would make it very obvious to find me in your followers LOL. i will hide in shame!!! đ
other things i do like are: music, video games, writing (fanfic, poetry, etc.), other word related stuff (ex: webweaves), movies/tv shows (have admittedly watched more tv shows than movies at this point), and probably other things i canât quite think of right now! i didnât list all that much but i am a little foggy in the brain rn :â))
thatâs so sweet of you! youâve been on my mind as well, i just didnât know what to Exactly say to you lol. but iâm here now!!!!!
glad to hear youâre okay, thatâs really nice. i heard your air conditioning is out :((( i hope youâll be able to survive and such. god knows i cannot get a wink of sleep when itâs hot. sending you cool vibes!
iâve been having a rough go of it lately but iâm hoping i get a breather soon from bad things happening or my brain convincing me everythingâs gone to shit haha. trying to be kind to myself as best i can. pushing through.
thank you for being so kind about stuff <3 itâs genuinely so sweet and cute to see you happy to see me!!! /p it feels nice to be missed even if i am anonymous and a stranger more or less. itâs lovely to be back! i like being here! was just hard to find footing for a bit, you know? anyhow, feels nice to see you again!!!! iâm glad i get to be a little guy whoâs around for youđđ
-đŚ anon
Ooohh i totally get that!!!! Hyperfixations that ebb and flow are a thing for me too!!! Like for me, my mom just took me to the movie IF. VERY CUTE. but ryan reynolds was there so now he's back in my brain living rent free. Which was actually good timing cuz the Wolverine and Deadpool movie will be out soon so i can be extra excited to go see that! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Oohhh hahhaaha now I'm like đđđđđđ but no it's totally okay! I wont go looking! But i do like games! Im really only good at like, racing games, pokemon, and the two newest zelda games. I never really played the older ones when i was young. But i adore, botw and totk. I love writing too, really only fanfic and not very often these days but when the inspo hits i like to dabble! Hahaha! And ive seen sooooo many movies and shows so thats probably a good place to start!!! Tho i am bad about watching newer shows... my brain has a "its not the right time yet" thing, for pretty much all media. Very annoying, but I get to things eventually. When the times right! Haha!
Air came back this morning thankfully!!! And i got a few hours of sleep once things cooled down! So sorry your brain is being rude and that possibly also life is being rude!!! I hope things get better! I'll send healing and good vibes your way!!!
Yesss!!! My batty little guy!!! And i totally get it! And absolutely no pressure to send a ton of messages. I 100% know how it feels sometimes to just not be feeling it. Or not knowing what to say. So definitely dont like, push yourself, especially if you're not feeling up to it mentally! I'll be here! No plans on going anywhere else!!! Just send stuff when and if you feel up to it! And I'll be happy to see you when you swing by!!! đ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ąđ§Ą
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this story isâŚthe secondary project! itâs been long storyâŚ.
How lizzy met the twin (Kyle and L3)
*walking at city* -lizzy
manâŚ.why canât accept new friends? *sigh* i need new friend⌠-lizzy
Huh? *looking at cafe isâŚis Kyle and L3!* -lizzy
*gasp* finally! I found! hmmmâŚwhat should do? *heâs think* aha! i have better plans! -lizzy
HeyâŚi taste likeâŚcoffee with milk isnât taste? Brother? -kyle
Hahaha! i like it! this coffee is really good! -L3
YeaâŚwellâŚi see *sip* so? do wants leave at cafe? -kyle
Yeah, yeahâŚlet go leave at cafe -L3
Eek! *getting hide and spying* -lizzy
hmm? Who that� -kyle
WHAT?! you meansâŚ..the stranger?! -L3
iâŚdonât kno- -kyle
*getting scared with Kyle and L3* HEY! ahem! hey guys! -lizzy
AH! youâŚscary me. -kyle
oh- umm oh! s-sorry! umâŚmy name isâŚlizzy uhhhâŚnice to meet you! -lizzy
HiâŚ.lizzy Iâm kyle and this is L3 heâs is my brother. -kyle
hi Kyle and L3! hahaâŚright! okayâŚsoâŚdoâŚuhh unmmâŚyouâŚ.ACK! acceptâŚ.ummmâŚfriends? Now? heheâŚ*getting worried at kyle and L3* -lizzy
*breathe and very LOUD EXTREMELY BREATHE* YOU ARE UGLY!!! -L3
W-wha? -lizzy
BECAUSE, YOUR EYES ARE CREEPY!
m-my eyes? what do you mean??? -lizzy
RAAAAAAAAH!!! THAT IT! NO ACCEPT FRIENDS! NO SEVERE! *started kicking at lizzy in sky* -L3
NOOOOOOOOOO! I JUST WAAAAAANNTTT!! A FRRRIIIIIIEEEENDD!!!! *well heâs gone lol* -lizzy
*breathe again but heâs SO MAD lol.* -L3
Brother? -kyle
yes? -L3
WhyâŚwhy getting bullied at lizzy? -kyle
WHAT?! I DID?! IM NOT BULLY! -L3
*facepalm* really? you lying. -kyle
WHY??? IS JUST UGLY THIS PERSON!!!!
apologies to lizzy. Now. -kyle
Ugh! FINE! -L3
*whistle* -lettuce
*falling at ground* ow. -lizzy
OH GOLLY! Lizzie! Are you okay?! -lettuce
brother, am okayâŚ! -lizzy
Oh my god, thank goodness. waitâŚ.what happened?! -lettuce
the twin doesnât like you⌠:( -lizzy
AND MY EYES IS CREEPY AND UGLY! *small sobs* -lizzy
OhâŚ.your eyes are not ugly butâŚi donât want fix your eyesâŚright? -lettuce
ButâŚ.donât worry you new glasses! :) -lettuce
w-what is glasses? -lizzy
glasses, known as eyeglasses or spectacles like nerd. -lettuce
ohâŚto gift a glasses? -lizzy
that right! ima going new glasses by the way! *heâs going to new glasses* -lettuce
*laterâŚ.*
Psst, hey. -lettuce
what? -lizzy
i have surprises for you! :) -lettuce
what is this? -lizzy
the gift. -lettuce
what the gift? -lizzy
Gift of your glasses! Come on! open your the gift! -lettuce
okay. *open the gift and surprise* -lizzy
*gasp* a green glasses?! forâŚme? -lizzy
Yes! Go ahead and wear it! -lettuce
o-oh you right! *wear his new glasses* soâŚisnât seeing it? -lizzy
Looking you yourself. *look lizzyâs face at mirror*
*long gasp* isâŚ.beautiful??? right? -lizzy
Yes! is beautiful! your glasses areâŚnerd haha! -lettuce
thank you brother! -lizzy
no problem Lizzie. -lettuce
Hm? *gasp* OH LOOK! holy golly! a person! -lettuce
W-wha? -lizzy
i told you, he is innocent but wh- um? hey. Who are you? -kyle
hihihihi!!!!! Iâm lettuce and this my brother is lizzy! -lettuce
YouâŚ.you have twin BROTHER?! -kyle
yup! -lettuce
ohâŚI like the the twin brothers we siblings together. -kyle
*nobs* yeah. i have one brother. -lettuce
Lizzie, come on! donât be afraid! -lettuce
M-me? THIS PERSON TRYING KICK ME!!! -lizzy
man, ralax! is okay! -lettuce
*sighs* ok. -lizzy
h-hey! Guys. IâŚ.do you wantâŚ.accept friends??? -lizzy
Hmmmm, yes, of course! -kyle
Yay! -lizzy
oh, nice glasses how get form? -kyle
i was gift for my brother. likeâŚ.we are nerd now. -lizzy
cool and awesome. -kyle
hey man, Iâm sorry to kick you. -L3
donât worry! is okay! always no more kicking please.
Yeah, thank. -L3
soâŚ.do want join us? -lettuce
sure, am very stranded! Right brother? -kyle
*sigh* fine. -L3
the twin has joined with lizzy and lettuce has new friends also and baioretto. sheâs is very busy.
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Average Weekly Screentime - Chap 5: Happy Holidays
pairing: Jake Peralta x Amy Santiago
word count: 1323
warnings/tags: college au, texting, drunk texting, text fic (mostly, there's prose a few chaps in), bets, bisexual!jake peralta, jake peralta has adhd, parties, drinking and alcohol, sexual references, implied sexual content (nothing explicit, just suggested its going to happen/has happened), friends to lovers, swearing, mentions of cannibalism, lighthearted threats of violence (typical rosa stuff yk), fluff
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Story Summary: texting fic college AU with the squad! It's the beginning of the school year and while everyone else thinks it'll be the same as the previous year, Gina has a feeling things are going to be different and wagers a bet with Rosa and Charles. Told through all the various group chats everyone is in.
Chap 1 | Chap 2 | Chap 3 | Chap 4 | Chap 5 | Chap 6 | Chap 7 | Chap 8 | Chap 9 | Chap 10
authors note: This is a bit of a shorter one but I wanted to get something out before the previously talked about NYE party!
[07:12pm, Saturday]
Cameron:Â 1 image attached Cameron:Â Itâs delicious in case you were wondering
Ferris:Â SO mean to send me pics of soup rn
Cameron:Â Haha sorry, not sorry Cameron:Â If itâs any consolation the soup comes at the cost of my sanity
Ferris:Â do elaborate
Cameron:Â My nieces and nephews are ensuring there is not a moment of peace and/or quiet in this house
Ferris:Â one day we can trade spots Ferris:Â u can sit with my mom and d a d (gross) all by urself
Cameron:Â Your dad is there??
Ferris:Â worst christmas present ever tbh
Cameron:Â That sucks, Iâm sorry.. Cameron:Â And sorry for complaining
Ferris:Â nah thatâs okay Ferris:Â im handling it by giving him dirty looks whenever he turns away from me
Cameron:Â If it gets you through the day then I support that Cameron:Â I used to do that to my brothers sometimes (and maybe still do)
Ferris:Â am i surprised that you do that? no lol
Cameron:Â Hey! Iâm not that predictable
Ferris:Â not entirely but a little bit lol
Cameron:Â Sorry, gotta go. My mom asked me who Iâm texting and when I said âmy friend Jakeâ it opened a whole can of worms
Ferris:Â hahaha have fun with that one
Cameron:Â Thanks lol
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Jimmy Jabbers
[08:35am, Monday]
Four Eyes:Â Happy Christmas guys
Pineapples:Â merry chrimmas
Mr Grapes:Â thanks Amy! Merry Christmas everyone :)
Queen G:Â yeah same
RoRo:Â cool
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[07:45pm, Thursday]
Ferris:Â when r u coming back?
Cameron:Â Tomorrow, why?
Ferris:Â just wondering
Cameron:Â The time will fly by, I promise
Ferris:Â if u say so
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The time wouldnât fly by. He was convinced time was moving slower without her. It was pathetic, he was fully in it now, even his mother said he talked about her a lot and he didnât even notice he was doing it.
Having his dad home was hard, and his mom seemed to be fine with it but Jake didnât come around as easily anymore. You can only be fooled so many times heâd say to himself. He wanted to talk to Amy, he wanted to forget his dad was back and just be with his mom. Jake from a year ago wouldâve kicked himself for thinking this, but he missed studying in the library with her.
Jake just wanted to be back in the environment heâd gotten so comfortable in so quickly, with his friends and his dorm and his Amy. He was going back on the same day as Amy, he asked when sheâd be back because he missed her, and in a moment of weakness after too much spiked eggnog he actually messaged her.
It took a lot of will power to resist calling her, eventually putting his phone under his pillow and going to sleep just to stop himself. When he woke up the next morning he realised how hard New Years is going to be; his walls come down when he drinks, and right now the walls were the only thing stopping him from just pouring his heart out to Amy.
He missed her so much.
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She missed him too much.
Amy didnât want to admit it to herself at first but it didnât take long, when she found herself messaging Jake about soup of all things. She just wanted to talk to him about something- anything! She kept thinking about how her brothers would love Jake, heâd fit right in despite the crazy atmosphere being so different to his own family holidays.
A few glasses of wine too many finally let her think about her feelings for him, and thatâs how she ended up shedding a few tears on the floor of her childhood bedroom deciding that she really did like Jake â a lot. But after some hours of being frustrated Amy let go, she decided to give in and let herself miss Jake.
She let herself laugh at his messages, she let herself smile at the thought of him and look forward to the study dates after the holidays. She even let herself be excited for the day she went back to campus and the New Years Eve party, and in the middle of the night when she couldnât sleep and everything was quiet, she considered being with him.
Only one more day until she saw him again.
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[02:07pm, Friday]
Cameron:Â Finally on my way back to campus!
Ferris:Â i just got here like 10 mins ago Ferris:Â have u had lunch or do u wanna get something?
Cameron:Â My mom made me eat before I left, but if youâre going out Iâll tag along
Ferris:Â cool cool cool
Cameron:Â When does everyone else get back?
Ferris:Â tomorrow
Cameron:Â Cool cool
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[02:40pm, Friday]
Cameron:Â Back now, sorry I was so long. If youâve already eaten and donât want to go out thatâs fine
Ferris:Â thats fine Ferris:Â im good to go!
Cameron:Â Meet you in the courtyard then!
Ferris:Â see ya
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[04:27pm, Friday]
Ferris:Â 1 image attachment Ferris:Â when u see this when u get home: sorry lol
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[06:48pm, Friday]
Cameron:Â Youâre so evil for that! Cameron:Â I was in the middle of sneezing
Ferris:Â hahaha im sorry ames it was just perfect timing
Cameron: âŚit IS a bit funny..
Ferris:Â you have full permission for payback
Cameron:Â Didnât need permission, already started plotting
Ferris: oh noâŚ
Cameron:Â :)
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Jimmy Jabbers
[01:23pm, Saturday]
Queen G:Â guess whos back on campus and still hot af
Pineapples:Â ginaaaaaaaaa girl I missed u
Queen G:Â i know Queen G:Â everyone misses me when im gone because im wonderful to be around
RoRo:Â good god what did the holidays do to you
Pineapples:Â i dont notice a difference??
Four Eyes:Â Welcome back everyone!
Mr Grapes:Â Back in town and ready for new years tomorrow!
Pineapples:Â cant believe the year is over already Pineapples:Â anyone got new years resolutions?
Mr Grapes:Â I wanna raise my average grade
Queen G:Â im literally perfect so no
Four Eyes:Â I havenât thought about it to be honest
Pineapples:Â mine is to actually finish my work as i get it
RoRo:Â fix up my bike
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Skipping School Is(nât) Cool
[01:28pm, Saturday]
Cameron:Â draft message: My new years resolution is to ask you out
Ferris:Â draft message: kiss me tomorrow at midnight??
Cameron:Â Excited for the party tomorrow?
Ferris:Â of course! Ferris:Â you?
Cameron:Â Surprisingly yes Cameron:Â draft message: because youâll be there
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Girls, Girls, Girls
[10:30am, Sunday]
Amy:Â Quick question, what are you guys wearing tonight?
Rosa:Â black Rosa:Â something warm, its fucking freezing
Gina:Â i was thinking a fur coat but idk Gina:Â i dont want a drink spilling on it and ruining it
Amy:Â Right okay Amy:Â Could I get away with jeans?
Gina:Â depends what jeans and what top Gina:Â if ur gonna go jeans then go black
Amy:Â I can do black
Gina:Â what r ur top options??
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Queens, Legends, Icons
[10:35am, Sunday]
Rosie:Â what are you doing gina?
Ginaa:Â what?? Ginaa:Â im helping amy
Rosie:Â youâve never offered Amy fashion advice before Rosie:Â why now?
Ginaa:Â because theres a party tonight rosa
Rosie:Â oh my god
Ginaa:Â idk what ur accusing me of????
Rosie:Â you want them to kiss at midnight
Ginaa:Â i said no such thing!
Rosie:Â what about your bet? Rosie:Â they get together tonight and you lose
Ginaa:Â i dont even care that much about losing anymore im so invested
Rosie:Â no meddling gina
Ginaa:Â this technically isnt meddling ;) Ginaa:Â im just being a good friend
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Girls, Girls, Girls
[10:43am, Sunday]
Amy:Â 1 image attachment Amy:Â 1 image attachment Amy:Â These are some of my options at the moment, thoughts?
Gina:Â im coming over
Amy:Â What??
Gina:Â im coming over Gina:Â im bringing more options and we r gonna workshop this
Amy:Â Uh okay then Amy:Â Thanks Gina
Gina:Â np
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Queens, Legends, Icons
[10:47am, Sunday]
Rosie:Â fucking hell
Ginaa:Â love my life
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mel my love hi !! i´m finally here to reply to your message! sorry it took me so long!!
first of all thanks so much for the support! i´m almost done with all my deadlines so yay!
and aaaah i totally get it noeasy is one of my face skz albums too! i just love those songs so much (star lost? my biggest love) and same!! i love their title tracks they're always so fun and hype! noise music our beloved <3
and omg that's so funny i totally get that! i actually had that with ateez. i remember first listening to pirate king and thinking ????? no. but then a couple of months (? sorry i have no sense of time) later i heard it again and was like ?????? yes. why did i ever hate this ashjdfsfhgjk.
aah i see! i hope you liked the title/album! and yes omg that's so fitting ahjkdf. your love for minho truly is the cutest :(
and ofc !! it had to be taste !!! but it's valid so i'll accept ahsdkg. i recently finally saw a vid of them performing it and !!! insanity.
as for which groups i like, we actually have a lot of groups in common! nct, svt and txt are also loves ! (pls dont ask me to pick biases im very bad at picking favorites ahfjdskhg) and omg day6!! in love with their music truly. i've listened to the rose and nflying and i've actually recently been getting into xheroes and p1h ! i adore kbands (and bands in general tbh) so much!
as for girlgroups, i actually listen to a lot of them as well ! i actually haven't really listened much to stayc but they seem so lovely ! my faves are probs itzy, le ssera, twice, red velvet, purple kiss and billlie? but i'm probably forgetting some agskdh. i actually love a lot of soloists as well but i'll stop here ahsdkf
and yes thanks so much for introducing me to his fancams !! it was so fun ! and ahfjkdhkjf he's insane i love him so. also i think i actually knew that cam!! and ugh so true he's so good it's sickening truly
as always wishing you a lovely day/night and !!!! merry merry christmas! i hope you have lovely holidays full of love and laughter and peace and ofc good food ! sending you all my love ! *hugs* - đť
okay but ateezâŚ..their recent cb was really good like im still obsessed with cyberpunk, new world, etc lol im looking forward to the cb coming up!! idk much about them but i feel like ive absorbed some things through my moots đ i had the same thing with ateez too when i first got into kpop, i was like idk if this is for me either but now with nct and skz noise music i think my taste has changed LOL. itâs so interesting how our taste in art (not just music) can vary depending on the timing of when we come across it
the taste performance was crazy letâs not talk about that bc it makes me so unwell HAHAHA (aka lets talk about it bc i am so whipped for that man). lee know in that silk shirt đĽ´đĽ´ how did u like skz replay?? omg and the danceracha stage for gayo daejejeon on new years eve, i cant wait for that đ
i looove day6âs music too, i think their songs and lyrics have this feeing in them that idk how to explain but itâs relatable, and it also conveys a feeling of hope? i like rock sounds in general which i think is why i like kbands so much ^^ do u have any other fav kbands or bands besides the ones we already talked about? (also fine if u dont lol we listed a lot already)
ooh i listened to billieâs stuff recently and i liked it a lot, i also like their concept and even like the album/track titles! and they make a whole separate album thats a soundtrack for their actual album?? i think thats so cool
i hope you had a very merry xmas and are having a joyful holiday season đđ im excited to find out who u are soon hehehe <33
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