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venessa jeong makever
#ready to make it in the big city â¨#of course i had to include her dog loki from my johnny in del sol valley story đ#without him her anf johnny would have never met!#sims 4#ts4#townie makeover#tm del sol valley
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curse + choscar
Oscar thumps his head against the wall. âI think Iâm cursed.â
He sounds genuinely distraught. Lando looks at him, notes the closed eyes and pained expression. He works very hard to keep the laughter out of his voice. He isnât sure he succeeds. âYouâre not cursed.â
Oscar opens his eyes, and Lando hurries to straighten his expression. He meets Landos eyes and very seriously repeats, âIâm cursed.â He pauses a moment for Lando to respond. When he stays silent, Oscar continues, âHe adopted me.â
Lando sighs, settles down next to him. âLook, maybe thatâs how he flirts. You know,â he gestures with his hand, âusing it as an excuse to get to know you.â
Oscar eyes him wearily, âHow do you know.â The moody tilt to his voice is almost enough for Lando to break. He takes a breath to keep the laughter down.
âI donât.â He cuts off Oscarâs unhappy hum, âBut. You can be kind of, you know.â Oscar looks at him, waiting for him to continue. âMaybe heâs trying to feel you out. You can beâ hard to gauge.â
âHard to gauge.â Oscar parrots back, unimpressed. But his gaze slides off of Lando, which he takes to mean that Oscar is thinking. He waits a moment. âOkay. Maybe. At leastââ he pauses, âheâll get to know me this way.â
Oscar doesnât seem happy exactly, but heâs thinking. So back to normalâ or close to it. Which is good for Lando, since it means heâll be able to laugh at him sooner without offending him. Maybe heâll even agree to go out after the race.
#charles not in this but. oscar being distraught abt charles adoption joke#choscar#osctober 2024#i guess this wasnt a literal curse but. this is where i went with it#f1 rpf#drabbles#writing#del dabbles#lando beinf a good teammate tm
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I just think that pictures of Florence with other famous women










#florence and the machine#florence + the machine#fatm#f+tm#florence welch#lorde#taylor swift#stevie nicks#azealia banks#blake lively#daisy lowe#solange#lana del rey#cate blanchett#adele#rihanna#pictures#my post
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whyyy are all "if you like hozier you'll like ___" lists that i can find only for the soft folk aspects... i want the soul blues rock and the dramatic intense mythological elements đş
#the same for f+tm like why am i getting lana del ray recommended ... hello that is not the vibe#the VIBE is dark fairytale gothic come onnnnnnnn#and for hozier the vibe is god falls in love with siren...
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i havent been able to go to archery or fighter practice in about a year due to scheduling issues and i probably won't be able to go for another year due to. looks at smudged writing on hand. something called "mjajjor abndominnal snurgerny" (whatever that means) but the thing about homoerotic swordfighting is that there is actually fewer swords involved than you would think. i'm sorry you had to find out this way. everything is bucklers and parrying daggers and grappling because if the swords are involved effectively then the fight is super short.
ON THE UPSIDE when you and your mortal enemy are grappling the rituals become very intricate. fellas is it still gay for me to wrap my thighs around another man's head if it gets him to concede?
#im gonna be posting a lot through march and april on account of My Guts Will Be Sewn Up TM so expect a lot more of this as i wistfully sob#and paw at the window like a kitten left in the rain while the stick jocks all go play without me U_U#del/lat
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I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we arenât eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says âFuck youâ
Newie: đ
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnnÂ
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: âFUCK YOU!!â
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae teleâd
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerryâ˘: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didnât know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerryâ˘: I got em
Jerryâ˘: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerryâ˘: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerryâ˘: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, itâs best you donât as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didnât get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh donât worry
Newie: Itâs just bruised but Iâm pretty confident its not broken
Jerryâ˘: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerryâ˘: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerryâ˘: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: Iâll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, Iâll bring pizza
Jerryâ˘: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, Iâm getting pizza from my place and ya canât stop me
Jerryâ˘: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treezaâs sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerryâ˘: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didnât want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerryâ˘: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: Iâm the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isnât it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerryâ˘: âŚâŚ
Yorkadam: âŚSo Iâll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerryâ˘: yeahâŚpapa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasnât your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerryâ˘: Fuck you and fuck off.
#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#wttt#wttt new jersey#wttsh new jersey#wttt new york#wttsh new york#wttt new hampshire#wttsh new hampshire#wttt new mexico#wttsh new mexico#sorry if it hard to tell whos who at first#only slightly sorry#but still sorry?#Jerseys name is like that for one reason#ben and jerrys ice cream#rhody is ben(tm)#and del is and(tm)#stupid?#yes#its just their brand of stupid#Yorks name is because he was New Amsterdam#so the name is just smushed together#hampshires name was just his nickname because new mex came along#simple as that#and for NM...#it just sounds cool#the way they type is intentional#including the spelling errors#the new groupchat
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My one true calling is to be the kitchen go go dancer.
#confessions of a london cool gurl tm#go go dancer#where I just flounce around to perfect no skip albums and spout out little known facts about the musicians#especially about their covert and never confirmed but 100% real relationship with another musician#I'm looking at you Maggie Rogers and Del Water Gap
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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that i have been (self-) diagnosed with havana syndrome đ
#fatigue dizziness tummy horting... it all makes sense now & there are 0 other actually known medical problems these are common symptoms of!#credit to cosmic_surplus on twitter for the clip#the full song is ten minutes and i cant focus long enough (its the HS đ) to figure out dr julio antonio del marmol's deal is lmao#i think he's a sincere anti-cuba cuban & not a jokester but i'm too entranced by his electric orchestra to listen closely to the lyrics#but its been too long since i've had a Problematic Conspiracy Crank(tm) song to bop to so honestly idc#~9/11 9/11 went went down with building 7... it's a mystery to this dAaayy~#music
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the bailey-moons makeover
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post-apocalypse + landoscar
Oscar has to rendezvous with Mark in an hour when he runs into someone in the run-down convenience store. They stare at each other for a moment, both on edge, neither keen to make the first move. The other boy is attractiveâ he looks about the same age, although he could probably use a good shower. Oscar imagines he's in a similar state. A good zombie apocalypse will do that to a man.
The other boy tilts his head, eyes the gun on Oscar's back. Says, "Find anything good?"
Why would he answer that truthfully? Oscar shakes his head no. âYou?"
The guy flashes a crooked smile. "Me?"
Oscar doesn't respond, keeps his expression unimpressed. Although his cheeks feel a bit warmer. They both fall silent for a moment, still neither moving to leave. Oscar's the next to speak. It's his turn, or something. "You based near here?" Almost kicks himself for such a stupid question.
The boy's eyes narrow. He shrugs, "It's all nearby in the grand scheme of things, right?"
"Right," well. That's about the kind of answer he expected, albeit a bit stupider.
"You?"
Oscar feels a smile twitch at the edge of his mouth. "Not really." Oscar looks away, starts feeling the itch to leave. Would have already, if he was smarter. And less. Curious. Or something. "Well," Oscar shifts his feet. "I've got," gestures one arm toward the door, "you know."
It's quiet for a moment, the other boy nods before blurting, "I'm Lando." Then winces. At telling an unknown his name or the whole awkward encounter.
Oscar, still half ready to leave, settles slightly back, "Oscar."
"Nice name."
"Thanks. You too, Lando," tastes the name on his tongue, wonders how familiarity would change it. Remembers not to dwell on unnecessary things.
It's quiet for another moment. Oscar isn't foolish enough to stick around any longer. "Maybe I'll see you. Around."
"Yeah," the boy Lando nods. Stays put. Watches Oscar as he leaves.
Later, when he meets with Mark at the rendezvous, Oscar conveniently forgets to mention that he ran into someone. And told them his name.
#11#had No idea where to go with this#landoscar#osctober 2024#f1 rpf#drabbles#writing#del dabbles#i do think oscar would look good all debauched & covered in blood.#curious as in he thinks lanod is v pretty but too Smart to acknowledge that he hasnt left bc of a pretty boy#have to be Cautious in a zombie apocalypse. people are the real monsters tm and all that. but. pretty boy.#idk why telling someone your name feels like a no-no to me in the zombie apocalypse. stranger danger.
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Florence Welch and Lana Del Rey at the 66th Cannes Film Festival in 2013


#florence and the machine#florence + the machine#fatm#f+tm#florence welch#lana del rey#elizabeth grant#lizzy grant#pictures#my post
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#lana del rey#ldr#lana del ray#elizabeth grant#i think the only Hot Take(TM) is venice bitch but i just never liked it#and yâall know iâm a btd/nfr/bb/ocean blvd girlieeee#so this was not that hard but still painful lol#đ.txt
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Talking about Chris Columbus made me think about what was probably the most prophetic part of JK Rowling's bad wizard books at the time
If you go back to coverage from the time (which I did verifying the info in the Chris Columbus post, discovering this) you see that she wanted a capital-d Director for it. A visionary auteur worthy of her wizard book for children. She wanted Terry Gilliam; the studio said no. She wanted Guillermo del Toro; he said no. She wanted Steven Spielberg; he said yes, then dropped out due to "creative differences" (he wanted to do it as an animated film, and chose to make A.I. instead). Then with the third movie, they landed one: Y tu mamĂĄ tambiĂŠn director Alfonso CuarĂłn. At last, she would get to see what it was like for a visionary creative to tackle her work, as she wanted all along
And when it came out, there was one problem. The reviews were really, really good...and all of them were praising Alfonso CuarĂłn. They were saying that he had added so much to the wizarding world of JK Rowling (TM). Some were even implying he handled the material better than she did, and a few were saying that outright, because it was true
Suddenly, the prospect of her work being handled by a Visionary Aueteur was less appealing. CuarĂłn couldn't give less of a shit, he went off to make Children of Men, so strange how basically everyone involved in the bad wizard movies used the money from it as a springboard to kickstart a successful career doing shit they actually care about it except its writer. So two movies later, we meet David Yates, whose filmography looks like this
He does have works other than this - all of it on TV. Miniseries/TV movies and TV episodes. Though his only TV work since Harry Potter was one TV pilot.
Someone who had spent years talking about her hopes that Spielberg or Gilliam or del Toro or M. Night Shyamalan would add their Visionary Touch to her books was now happy having some random TV director handle everything forever. A random TV director who hardly does anything except Harry Potter. Whose career depends on her and her series. Anyway I'm sure she just really liked his miniseries about human trafficking a lot
It reminds me of when the director & writer of the first 50 Shades movie did a lot of editing to remove the unnecessary guff that was only in the book bc it was in the original fanfic - like pointless side characters who were only around bc they were a Twilight character in the original - & make it work better as a film, and then E.L. James fired everyone and had her husband write the sequels so they wouldn't ruin her baby. JK Rowling really wanted the prestige of her movie being made by a Steven Spielberg but didn't realize that a director like that would alter the material for film even when adapting a good book. She just wanted a famous person to enthusiastically co-sign that her book was very good and perfect and required not one change before becoming a classic of cinema. Meanwhile Alice Walker, Michael Crichton, Philip K. Dick and H.G. Wells are all better writers than JK Rowling, and none of them were granted that level of deference
Anyway who could have foreseen that the writer who made sure her film series was made as bland as possible after having one director actually dare to change and adapt her work would one day get so mad at her movie's cast no longer speaking with her she tries to remake the whole series to "replace" them
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HIT ME AND TELL ME YOUR MINE â â b. eilish
in which; â you and billie have a thing for rougher types of intercourse, yum :P
dom!billie x sub!reader , duh
cw: expect the smut duh, if you canât handle it thatâs on u.! rough sexual intercourse , oral (reader recieving) , usage of toys (vib.) , dacryphilia , oh and two women loving eachother (boo rahhh go away homophobes)
yapyap: am i posting tm or normally girl idk i write fast. well i wrote like half of it and then fell asleep.. but also my first EVER time writing smut , even tho i used to be a wattpad writer , uh yea yikes (booo tomatoes). i think yall should bare with me! yea? ok thanks. i feel like i did good though anyways, but dont tell me. :,)
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what did you think was gonna happen? going out for dinner in a small black satin dress that was barely there, except the last thought on your mind was the dinner, you knew what you were doing.
billie slammed the bedroom door behind you two, you were standing there, extremely awkwardly. she grabbed you by your neck, pulling you in for a sloppy kiss. her hands traveled down to your waist, giving it a squeeze, which made a breathy âmmâ flow from your mouth to hers.
before she got carried away, she made sure everything was set straight. âour safe word, remember it.â she said, pushing you on the bed and climbing right ontop of you. she looked into your eyes for a split second before coming down to crash her lips on yours. soon her lips traveled down from your lips to where your skimpy dress covered your boobs.
a trail of dark hickeys gave proof of what was going on, if anyone wanted to ask.
âtake it offâ she said in an almost whiney tone, and you complied, pulling the dress over yourself and throwing it â who cares where?
she bit her lip when she saw your body, slipping your strapless bra down, immediately latching her mouth to your nipple, making you gasp out loud, but oh no, she wasnât there for long.
soon enough, her mouth was trailing down your stomach, more hickeys, more moans. she got down to your waistline. pulling down your lacy black panties.
âknees up, legs apartâ she commanded, and when you did she bit back a groan. she couldnât even pause to look, she licked right inbetween your folds, coming back up to kiss you.
âyour so wet for me already mamaâ she smirked into the kiss, and then she went back down, licking again, and again, again while you moaned again, and again, and again. each time at a higher tone.
she ran her finger across the slit, stopping at the hole and with no warning, plunged her finger deep in you, causing a loud moan to escape from your mouth, your back arched as she moved her finger fast, soon two fingers, and then three. your moans were a mix with pleasure and pain, never had she used three fingers before. soon enough you were on a high.
âb-billie.. i-i need to-â you said before a sharp moan escaped your lips, she curled her fingers, and you tightened around her, your juices flowing onto her fingers. your fingernails clawing at the bed and your head thrown back.
soon her mouth was back on you, licking at your slit and two fingers back in you, making you whine and push your hips forward. she made sure yall were maintaining eye contact, atleast when your head wasnât thrown back in pleasure.
âyour mine, all mine y/nâ she said looking straight at you.
soon you were on edge again, this time she wouldnât let you cum. everytime your breath hitched, or a moan a little louder than usual had come out of you, or before you could even finish saying her name, she was already out of you, waiting for you to completely come down before plunging her fingers back into you and going down on you again.
tears soon started to flow from your eyes, your back arched and your nails in the bed. randomly she got up completely, making you whine out loud. soon though, she came back with the fancy little vibrator she had bought for you. she smiled at you innocently, sitting back down where she just was. she placed a small slap on your pussy, smirking at the reaction she got out of it.
she turned it on pretty high. and now it was in place of her tongue with her fingers still deep in you. but once again with every breath hitch, loud moan, or you saying her name everything was out. and the tears were flowing, indeed. not to mention every time you were about to go over the edge, she gave the back of your thigh a squeeze, and not a little one.
this went on for maybe 30 minutes, the slowest, most pleasurable but agonizing 30 minutes ever.
after 30 minutes, your breath hitched and your back arched, but she didnât take anything off. âbillie p-please..â you whined, your hips bucking forward involuntarily. she nodded and curled her fingers
and then you came, a painfully loud moan made billie bite her lip, your head practically on the other side of you, you were seeing stars. once you came down, she slowly licked the juices away, placing one last kiss on your pussy before coming up to kiss you on the lips.
âyou did so good for me babyâ she spoke into the kiss. you just nodded in reply, absolutely unable to speak.
she sat you up, turning on the shower and getting you underwear and a big tee shirt, along with a towel. she helped you up, all knowing you would have trouble walking. she helped you into the shower, smiling at you. âthere you go baby, yell at me if you need something, i love youâ she said and walked out of the bathroom.
the room was clean, the bed was made, and a candle was lit. with your water bottle on tour bedside, some melatonin and the cancelled podcast on, duh. and of course she had ordered takeout.
you smiled very big once you got out of the shower, walking up to her and giving her a kiss. âi love youâ you said quietly, and she said it back. yall went to lay down.
and for the rest of the night you two drowned in eachothers presence. just happy to be with eachother.
âmaybe i like this rollercoaster, maybe it keeps me high.â
#Spotify#billie eilish#billie eilish fanfiction#billie eilish x reader#billie eilish x you#billie eilish x y/n#billie eilish x fem!reader#billie#eilish#lesbian#wlw#fanfic#fanfiction#billie eilish fanfic#billie fanfic#billie fanfiction#caelynn#dirtypr0mises
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volviendo un momento a esto (me han llegado notas), personalmente:
- de JuliĂĄn como personaje podrĂa escribir un tfg intentando explicar lo que opino de ĂŠl y me quedarĂa corta, asĂ que resumiendo, vuelvo al clĂĄsico "me cae majo pero necesita terapia"
- podrĂa decir alguna cosa mĂĄs pero la escena con Maite pequeĂąita me parece una monada y muchĂsimo menos turbia e incĂłmoda que otras la verdad đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸
Mi parte favorita del Ministerio del Tiempo es cuando en el episodio 4 de la primera temporada JuliĂĄn dice âhe vuelto a hacer fotos, que lo tenĂa abandonadoâ y nos muestran a JuliĂĄn persiguiendo a Maite por la calle, disfrazado, fotografiĂĄndola, como si ese fuese un comportamiento romĂĄntico y no uno de enfermo mental
#juliĂĄn anda fatal por la vida porque se le muerde la mujer y tiene sentimientos tm sobre lorca#me cuesta no empatizar un poco đ
#quiĂŠn no harĂa alguna burrada extremadamente amoral al perder a la persona con la que lleva veinte aĂąos y planea seguir el resto de su vida#y al mismo tiempo#pues claro#muy debatible#entre eso y que la serie intenta juntarlo como sea con una chavala a la que casi dobla la edad#el episodio depresivo tras la t1#que se pira a la guerra de cuba#que casi se muere#la era amnĂŠsica del bigotito#y que se marca un capitĂĄn america y a efectos prĂĄcticos se carga la serie en la t4#pues no hay por dĂłnde coger al hombre las cosas como son#tambiĂŠn siento que JuliĂĄn es como Irene (y como 3/4 de los personajes): un personaje guay con mucho potencial y un desarrollo debatible
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Vengo a dar mi jot teik (hot take) pero de todos los paises del norte global, canada me parece el mas insoportable porque son como los NiceGuys(tm) del norte global "Uy no somos racistas ni homofobicos. Ah, nazis? Presidente que se puso betun en la casa para un disfraz? Masacrarle a niĂąos indigenas? Nonono! Nosotros somos Buenos!(Tm) Ah, me dejas abrir una mina en tu pais y no limpiar cuando me vaya?"
El yanqui al menos con los huevos bien puestos dice a la cara si, soy idiota e ignorante y racista
El estadounidense te tira cada 20 aĂąos un documento clasificado sobre sus crĂmenes de guerra tipo sĂ, lo hice jaja anywayssss mientras tanto el canadiense sigue lucrando con ser el buenachon angloparlante he's not
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