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dellephone · 2 months ago
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curse + choscar
Oscar thumps his head against the wall. “I think I’m cursed.”
He sounds genuinely distraught. Lando looks at him, notes the closed eyes and pained expression. He works very hard to keep the laughter out of his voice. He isn’t sure he succeeds. “You’re not cursed.”
Oscar opens his eyes, and Lando hurries to straighten his expression. He meets Landos eyes and very seriously repeats, “I’m cursed.” He pauses a moment for Lando to respond. When he stays silent, Oscar continues, “He adopted me.”
Lando sighs, settles down next to him. “Look, maybe that’s how he flirts. You know,” he gestures with his hand, “using it as an excuse to get to know you.”
Oscar eyes him wearily, “How do you know.” The moody tilt to his voice is almost enough for Lando to break. He takes a breath to keep the laughter down.
“I don’t.” He cuts off Oscar’s unhappy hum, “But. You can be kind of, you know.” Oscar looks at him, waiting for him to continue. “Maybe he’s trying to feel you out. You can be— hard to gauge.”
“Hard to gauge.” Oscar parrots back, unimpressed. But his gaze slides off of Lando, which he takes to mean that Oscar is thinking. He waits a moment. “Okay. Maybe. At least—” he pauses, “he’ll get to know me this way.”
Oscar doesn’t seem happy exactly, but he’s thinking. So back to normal— or close to it. Which is good for Lando, since it means he’ll be able to laugh at him sooner without offending him. Maybe he’ll even agree to go out after the race.
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lesbiandemondaddy · 11 months ago
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I just think that pictures of Florence with other famous women
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simmersofia · 11 months ago
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the calientes + don lothario makeover
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tordenvejr · 8 months ago
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whyyy are all "if you like hozier you'll like ___" lists that i can find only for the soft folk aspects... i want the soul blues rock and the dramatic intense mythological elements 👺
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kyistell · 9 months ago
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I got bored few days ago and had this idea that the New states have a group chat sooooo heres the New state GC that no asked for :D
Chap one: Oops all the new kids
Chat- New Brethren
Newie: So remind me again why we aren’t eating at Jerz?
Yorkadam: He let Florida in his house
Nex Mex: yikes
New Mex: is jerry still alive?
Yorkadam: Considering he is looking over my shoulder, yes he is alive
Newie: Damn thought this woulda killed him
Yorkadam: He says “Fuck you”
Newie: 🖕
Nex Mex: wait why cant jerry just type on his fone?
Yorkadam: Also Florida
Newie: WAIT!!!
Newie: Did Florida blow up his kitchen AND his phone!!???
Yorkadam: Yep
Nex Mex: daaammmmnnn 
New Mex: doulbe homiecide
Yorkadam: “FUCK YOU!!”
Newie: Ooooo Jerz is angy
New Mex: hehe angy
Yorkadam: Be warned, Jerkae tele’d
Newie: Ah shittiobweiufhubewgowefub
New Mex: L
Newie: your next.
Newie is now offline
New Mex: hahaha look at this thing i suddenly gots ta do
Nex Mex is now offline
Yorkdam: God damn it Jerkae
4 hours later
Newie is now online
Newie: Jerz you are the worst you know that
Jerry™: oh I am absolutely aware
Newie: Absolute psychopath
Yorkadam: Your acting like we didn’t know this already
Newie: Fair point
Newie: Btw where is Nexico?
Newie: Figured he would have got on by now
Jerry™: I got em
Jerry™: turns out snow and a 80 degree state don mix so well
Newie: Jerz wtf?
Jerry™: listen at first it was light torture as pay back and then it turned into a bill nye the science guy ep
Jerry™: not my fault
Newie: How???
Yorkadam: I chose not to question that, it’s best you don’t as well
Yorkadam: That reminds me, you didn’t get hit too badly did ya?
Yorkadam: We could always get Masshole or Conny to look at it
Newie: Nahh don’t worry
Newie: It’s just bruised but I’m pretty confident its not broken
Jerry™: ah shit I didnt hurt ya loads did I?
Jerry™: you can pop down to my room if ya want
Jerry™: I got south park running and ice/heat packs
Yorkadam: Oh great, worried Jerkae is out
Newie: Shh shh Yorkie
Newie: I want love
Newie: I’ll be right there
Yorkadam: Sigh, I’ll bring pizza
Jerry™: that pizza better be from one of my places or so help me god
Yorkadam: As per usual, I’m getting pizza from my place and ya can’t stop me
Jerry™: I ll starve danke
Newie: Oh for Treeza’s sake just get pizza from Dominoes
Yorkadam: Oh hell no
Jerry™: if you ever suggest that again Im going to kill you zero hesitation
Newie: Damn okay fine
Newie: Just didn’t want yous to murder each other over food again was all
Jerry™: its my room so its my pizza ur gettin
Yorkadam: I’m the won getting the food dipshit, so I get to pick
Newie: Wait isn’t it technically Nexicos room?
Newie: Since it was assigned to him before yous two switched?
Jerry™: ……
Yorkadam: …So I’ll just grab Papa Johns?
Jerry™: yeah…papa j works
Yorkadam: Cool cool, be there in ten
Yorkadam is now offline
Newie: Wait so all I have to do to get yous to stop fighting is just mention that it wasn’t your room first?
Newie: Wicked!!
Jerry™: Fuck you and fuck off.
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cctinsleybaxter · 2 years ago
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there’s a scene 30 minutes into the new pinocchio movie where pinocchio looks at a crucifix and says ‘why are they singing to him when he’s just a statue’ and i was jokingly like ‘Pinocchio Has Become Protestant’ and then that was the plot of the movie!!!!!!!
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full---ofstarlight · 1 year ago
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somehow delvyre went from struggling to getting approval w astarion to him now being her third highest after gale and shadowheart and i think it's because they both love to lie <3
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deathshallbenomore · 2 years ago
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mia madre: [guardando insieme il concerto di capodanno esprimevo il mio disinteresse rispetto al ballerino inquadrato insistentemente] e va beh, adesso arriverà anche una ballerina [🌈👀🏳️‍🌈🫣?!]
sempre mia madre: ho sognato che ti sposavi con uno
capite che a questo punto essere out e non fare niente per negarlo (né, del resto, avere alcun interesse a farlo) MA non aver neanche mai fatto coming out è fonte di gag incredibili sulle quali baserò i miei sketch comici quando l’accademia mi avrà drenata e vorrò fare la clown da un’altra parte
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chikinan · 2 years ago
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Hiiii Mati How does it feel to have your post reposted on instagram?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CrMM6X1u501/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
HI. VERY FUNNY. @gabunny look
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tortademaracuya · 2 years ago
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Pensando en cuando Carlos aun intentaba desesperado que alguien le diera bola con lo de la casa que no existe pero pueden ver perfectamente o el terremoto que nadie sintió, qué rápido pasan los años
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dellephone · 2 months ago
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post-apocalypse + landoscar
Oscar has to rendezvous with Mark in an hour when he runs into someone in the run-down convenience store. They stare at each other for a moment, both on edge, neither keen to make the first move. The other boy is attractive— he looks about the same age, although he could probably use a good shower. Oscar imagines he's in a similar state. A good zombie apocalypse will do that to a man.
The other boy tilts his head, eyes the gun on Oscar's back. Says, "Find anything good?"
Why would he answer that truthfully? Oscar shakes his head no. “You?"
The guy flashes a crooked smile. "Me?"
Oscar doesn't respond, keeps his expression unimpressed. Although his cheeks feel a bit warmer. They both fall silent for a moment, still neither moving to leave. Oscar's the next to speak. It's his turn, or something. "You based near here?" Almost kicks himself for such a stupid question.
The boy's eyes narrow. He shrugs, "It's all nearby in the grand scheme of things, right?"
"Right," well. That's about the kind of answer he expected, albeit a bit stupider.
"You?"
Oscar feels a smile twitch at the edge of his mouth. "Not really." Oscar looks away, starts feeling the itch to leave. Would have already, if he was smarter. And less. Curious. Or something. "Well," Oscar shifts his feet. "I've got," gestures one arm toward the door, "you know."
It's quiet for a moment, the other boy nods before blurting, "I'm Lando." Then winces. At telling an unknown his name or the whole awkward encounter.
Oscar, still half ready to leave, settles slightly back, "Oscar."
"Nice name."
"Thanks. You too, Lando," tastes the name on his tongue, wonders how familiarity would change it. Remembers not to dwell on unnecessary things.
It's quiet for another moment. Oscar isn't foolish enough to stick around any longer. "Maybe I'll see you. Around."
"Yeah," the boy Lando nods. Stays put. Watches Oscar as he leaves.
Later, when he meets with Mark at the rendezvous, Oscar conveniently forgets to mention that he ran into someone. And told them his name.
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lesbiandemondaddy · 11 months ago
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Florence Welch and Lana Del Rey at the 66th Cannes Film Festival in 2013
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malkaviian · 2 years ago
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bueno nada ahora me agarró lo horny y me puse a pensar en un escenario en el que tyler y skyler tengan sexo lpmqmrp
#resumen: cumpleaños de matt un año después de que lo echaron de su casa. deciden hacerle algo para que no piense en eso.#deciden hacerlo en lo de tyler porque es el que tiene la casa más grande y para que matt pueda invitar a toda la gente que quiera#y no sienta que tenga límites; porque seguro para ese momento viviría en un depto de mierda súper chiquito#además de decirle que pagan por todo. su grupete tuvo que hacer tregua con el de skyler porque ayudaron a matt cuando no tenía casa#así que realmente no se sorprenden cuando los invita; no le dicen nada pero sí les da algo de cosa; especialmente por El Sujeto(tm)#tyler no lo sabe; pero su pelea más fuerte y lo que los llevó a terminar fue también en una fiesta porque un random le dio su número a matt#él en realidad lo guardó pensando tirarlo cuando no lo vean; y se malinterpretó. pero! eso es cosa del pasado. o eso quieren pensar.#cuestión! llega la noche y todos van a la casa de tyler. se emborrachan mucho; pero MUCHO. hay que olvidar lo malo no?#y en un momentos los -yler se ponen a pelear; y matt sin pensar en realidad les dice que se besen para romper la tensi��n sjkdfndsnfkjs#los dos así de '??????' pero como no piensan tampoco mucho tyler está como 'lo hago para que se calle' y lo hace ksnfkdsnfjk#matt saca una foto y se va a la mierda pero eh. digamos que cuando tyler toma se pone horny. y la cosa siguió.#y terminaron ahí escondidos chapando porque a skyler le gustó como besaba + hacía años que no le daban ni un mísero beso en los labios rip#hasta que fueron a la pieza de invitados más cercanas y pasó lo que pasó; y se durmieron ahí mientras los otros no tenían ni idea#para hacerla corta porque este pensamiento tan self-indulgent me está dando mucha vergüenza#al despertarse y procesar todo sería el peor día para ambos lmao y harían pacto de silencio. la única 'prueba' es la foto de matt#que ya es más que vergonzoso que hayan aceptado besarse. pero nadie debe saber nunca lo que pasó después de eso sdkjfndjs#ellos tampoco se acuerdan de mucho más que flashes al azar#lo que sí como estaban tan mal ni se les ocurrió usar protección; aunque tyler ya estaría en testo hace un año más o menos#igual tendrían que ir corriendo a buscar un test de embarazo y esperar hasta los días más óptimos xd so 10 días mínimo luego de eso#sí me imagino a tyler puteando todo el camino y amenazándolo diciéndole que no confía en él para nada como padre si da positivo(¿#y así tyler tuvo dos sustos de embarazo en sus cortos 20 años de dos personas distintas; uno a los 17 y otro a los 20 rip#y ninguno de ellos fue lucien(¿ mega f por lucien#lo único que tiene de bueno es que ya no van a la escuela así que no van a tener que verse las caras de nuevo#... al menos hasta el próximo cumpleaños de matt xd#oc talk#nsft mention
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confused-and-dickless · 6 months ago
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I have that fucking Blake Shelton song from angry birds movie stuck in my head. This isnt a complaint I fucking LOVE that song. I just feel that I should confess that here.
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comradecowplant · 8 months ago
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it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that i have been (self-) diagnosed with havana syndrome 😔
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htylmg · 2 years ago
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