#haha not shitposting for the sake of it

[stvrxstruck]

[skill7spark04]

Belobog in a nutshell: HSR

[Stelle] "you know, March and Den Heng. I was once so bitchless that I almost considered dating a trashcan." (this is canonically something she said Im not lying) [March] "why is everyone constantly lying and backstabbing us? are we untrustworthy?!" [Literally anyone] "you were found with Sampo immediately on arrival, and nobody here can vouch for you." [March] "but still!" [Dan Heng] "... pretty flowers. a lot of books. a city that doesn't feel crowded... and I don't have to talk to anyone?" (Introvert paradise) [Bronya] "I would literally do anything for you." [Seele] "hey! that's my line!" [Everyone] "... they definately fuck." [Shampoo] "I am the best! I do only the best things, and never ever, EVER do anything wrong!" [March and Stelle] "I'd trust this man with my life." [Dan Heng] "this MF shady." [Serval] "we made a guitar together." [Stelle] "... and they were roommates." [Bronya] "my Mom can't be that evil!" [Seele and the Trailblazers] "yeah no she's a vindictive psychopath with several mental issues." [Bronya] "nuh-UH!" (several minutes later) [Bronya] "oh my god she's a vindictive psychopath with mental issues..." [Cocolia] "pathetic trailblazer. you can't defeat me." [Stelle] "I know. but that thing can." [Engine of Creation] "RULES OF NATURE!" (slam) "AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP!" [everyone] "did you die" [Stelle] "sadly yes..." (draws Sword of Preservation) [Stelle] "BUT I LIVED." [Gepard] "you fuckers are breaking the law, so I am legally bound to jump your ass." [Serval] "you're stupid dumb ugly buttface and I wish I had a more reasonable brother!" (Gepard dies of emotional damage) [Clara] "I like robots. they are my family." (Dan Heng and March having flashbacks to all the machines they've destroyed) [Stelle] "cool, but I wanna go to the surface, so I need to beat up your dad."

[moe-broey]

Back to what I do best (bare minimum Putting My Guys In Situations shitposts) 😌

Inspo under cut!!!

[alpacahat67]

A Very Detailed Analysis Explaining Why Asrian is Mid

Yes, I've made a shitpost summing up my thoughts on the topic before. However, I regularly get into bi-weekly complaint sessions about this terrible, horrible ship.

I am willing to be burnt at the stake if it means I will be a martyr against Dorian... (I'm joking. This is Tumblr. It's not that serious.)

Under the cut is a lot of words! Be prepared

By the way all of this is Dorian's fault GIVE ME MODERN ARCANA I WILL REWRITE IT

I want to preface this by saying my opinions on the ship come off as very mixed? At least in my head. My problem is obviously more with the fandom than how it's portrayed in the actual game, as you will see. Unfortunately, it's just what happens in fandom. Asra x Julian fits the perfect mold for a potentially popular ship. Two masc-presenting people with a tragic story, yeah cool.

I don't care about people making art or writing about them. I actually think Asra and Julian have an interesting dynamic and I enjoy a lot of their in-game interactions. Here's the thing, and my thesis statement for this post, most of the fanworks surrounding these two that I see in the wild are using the dynamic for the wrong reasons! Furthermore, for Asrian to work out and genuinely last a while, you have to mischaracterize one or both of the characters.

I think that this stems from a misunderstanding of the characters and the circumstances under which their situationship (they didn't have a relationship, I'll get into that soon) sparked. Dorian's pushing of content including the two in a romantic or suggestive context does not help matters.

I think a good example of this was under the original shitpost I made about the topic. I won't put this user on blast because I don't recall their URL, and if you find it do not be mean to them. I had called Asrian one-sided. I do sort of agree now, Asra x Julian is not one-sided. However, one party sure as hell does not reciprocate the feelings as much as the other party does! Here's the thing, Asra and Julian's relationship was born from grief for the death of the apprentice on both sides. However you want to interpret Julian's relationship with the apprentice, it's clear that he had some interest in Asra following their death. But we can see very, very clearly in literally every scene involving Asra speaking to or about Julian, Asra didn't feel the same. Asra loved the apprentice through and through. Asra gave the apprentice half his heart for fuck's sake!

I don't want to say Asra was using Julian, or vice versa. But the other was a distraction from everything going on in their lives, from the apprentice's death to the plague. Hence, situationship. Although I do think there was romantic intention on Julian's end, chances are it fizzled out during the three-year interlude.

It's a very tragic dynamic and I do enjoy it! They drive me INSANE! It's just... a lot of people willfully ignore that. A lot of people ignore that they both have problems they haven't addressed that more than just some kisses will solve, both internally and with one another. And when you ignore that...

...You mischaracterize them. Haha, like my segue? Unfortunately, the best ending for those two is in Muriel's route. Which, as far as we know, the two didn't... ever seriously sit down and have a talk. Which is what they need to do. In order for those two to work out, they need to have a serious, long talk about where they went wrong in the past and what they can do to do better.

Do you wanna know something about those two characters? NEITHER OF THEM WOULD BE WILLING TO HAVE THAT DISCUSSION! Furthermore, their personalities in a lot of media I see (cough cough mostly from Dorian) are completely wrong! I love a morally gray character very much, people tend to erase that from Asra and only make him mischievous if not straight-up an asshole, or very cute and loving, as if the point of morally grey isn't a very confusing middle. I mostly see Julian being characterized as pathetic. Yes, he is my pathetic little wet cat sometimes, but he is smart. He's a doctor. Not only that, he was a battlefield medic at what we can only assume is a pretty young age. Julian has issues but he can handle himself.

I have a lot more I can say on the topic. In short, a doomed relationship where they just have to come to terms with the fact that it wasn't the right time or the right person is much more interesting to read than a perfect one where you get your happy ending. I understand the appeal, but if you want to write them being cute and happy together, I implore you to just... make an au. That is not fixing itself. They both need to be medicated.

[barbatusart]

hello new folks coming in from the music posts (which is baffling to me haha) welcome aboard! PLEASE before you remain following a couple of things you should know:

- right now im like balls deep in baldur’s gate 3 so anticipate a fair amount of shitposting & prelim pages of a fancomic called De Rerum Natura (linked in full for your browsing enjoyment if you’re interested, 75ish pages so far with heavy act3 spoilers)

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[hazmatmaid]

OC RAMBLE INCOMING:

I’m going to be completely honest here: the whole happy ending I’ve written up for Spamton? The one with the wife and Shirley and “redemption” of some sort? It all started as a joke. A shitpost. A funni haha.

But somehow—rather early on, in fact—it willed itself to be genuine. And for the past three years, it’s given me life. I love the little slice-of-life plots that I’ll place them in. The life of hardship Spamton had endured is now just a bad memory he can tell his daughter he overcame. His wife is there for him after a bad day (and vice versa). And despite this “happy ending,” they still struggle a bit because of their past damage.

Really, it kills me to be vague about it for the sake of spoilers, since there is a story that’s supposed to earn and build up to it all.

[nahualnextdoor]

Character Analysis for Shitpost's Sake (long post; tw suicide discussion):

A funny haha, a whimsy silly image. Something I did in like 10 minutes...

Well behind the scenes I spent an entire night dissecting every episode and book paragraph in my head just to see what box fits what character (I take my silly guys very seriously and my shitposts should represent their characterizations accurately otherwise I'll kill myself).

So, here we go.

Active suicide risk: (literally anyone except Cleo and Six)

-Resus: Pretty obvious and intuitive in my opinion. Our favorite trans allegory emo boy that literally sleeps in a coffin. Hates pretty much every aspect of his life, thinks he's a disappointment to his family simply for existing (and sadly kinda is), and is pretty much fine with death as a whole (most of his friends already went trough it, after all).

-Luke: This one was also pretty obvious in my opinion. While not as clear cut or active as Resus, there was this one time where he decided to banish himself to the Underlands, no hesitation, as soon as he found out (or rather was made to believe) he attacked his parent. He's very often ostracizing himself over his lycanthropy hurting those around him, and for the major part of the book series he believed himself to be a burden for his parents. (Also he has like. Zero sense of self-preservation, at least in the tv show).

-Luella: Oh boy. Where do I begin with you girl. Just her living situation alone is sad enough, add in her attachment issues, her lack of control over her emotions, her crush on a guy that treats her... horribly, and her lack of any meaningful friendship in her life up until she became bffs with Cleo in s2. Honestly I'm just glad that by the end of s2 she's mostly content with her life the way it is, but still... at least on the episodes before she got her shit together, I'd say she's kinda worrying.

-Dixon: Yeah this guy's life is just hell lol. I'm not really getting any suicidal vibes out of him, but it is more than plausible.

10/10:

-Cleo: She's just... I love her 🙏🙏 Badass, one of the most interesting characters of the tv show in my opinion, autistic as fuck (they all are, but she's the one I relate to the most), curses the entire town in order to fix her problems and is pretty much happy despite being in an eternal sisyphean cycle.

Needs to retake the am I gay quiz:

-Resus: self explanatory I think. He really needs to get his shit together because I just cannot tolerate when he's all over Luella "oh luella I need your help with this spell and also brain drain dumped me in a wet cardboard box and killed my grandma 🥺🥺" and then going "well thanks for nothing, fuck u and ur stupid useless magic, also even tho we're nothing I will get all possessive over u at the slightest possibility of u liking Luke hey can we kiss to save the world btw" She deserves so much better than him omg. Boy you're queer!!! Leave her alone and just stay with the werewolf!!!

Cannibalised first in plane crash scenario:

-Resus: I just thought this was funny lol

Adderal prescription ASAP:

-Luke: Also pretty self explanatory. Lycantrophy is the magical equivalent of autism and adhd in this universe, I don't make the rules. Both in the books and in the show he's shown having a hard time focusing on class, finding it easier to just focus on his videogames. He spends hours playing on his console, to the point of ignoring his baisc needs, and is pretty hyperactive in my opinion, at least in the show. Really I wish they'd bring back the idea of Eeafa (or maybe even Luella) figuring out a potion or spell to help him manage his wild side, wich, to me at least, is not only his wolf self, but all of his neurodivergent tendencies in general (basically it would be magical meds that makes you have more control over the wolf form on top helping you study).

Missing person:

-Pretty much all the other kids from the books but I choose Kian because he's kinda the one that has the most relevance and the only one with an available image on the internet that is not a 3 pixels wide scan on the Internet Archive (still love them tho). He could potentially be on active suicide risk once he gets old enough to understand what happened to his parents tho, but thinking about that for more than 5 seconds makes me cry so I prefer not to.

And that is basically it! Thank you for listening to my ramblings and analysis of these silly little guys that keep rotating on my head like rotisserie chicken ballerinas. Next will probably be my still pending character analysis for why I assigned the slimes I did on my slime rancher post.

[kalimonsterrr]

✧˚₊‧Introduction Post ‧₊˚✧

Welcome to my Blog 🐝₊˚⊹｡.

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My name is Kali! But yall can call me Kaye. If you're seeing this blog, you've probably gotten lost in the middle of nowhere, Tumblr, USA. Have no fear, I'm happy to have guests and keep you company.

I'm 30 years old, with she/her pronouns. I am an incurably straight demisexual I'm from Southern West Virginia, though I lived in central PA for 10 years but I'm happy to be back home. I am happily engaged to someone who was my friend since back in my teenage days, where we met on a deviantart rp chatroom of all places! (Ugh, God) And together we have the strangest, funniest, cutest pup on this side of the east coast. ♡

I'm an avid fan of anime, books, and videogames, very particularly cozy games but I just enjoy playing games with my friends in general. From time to time you can also catch me posting my art (usually self-insert OC trash, or just regular OC art or anything I can think of really), or posting snippets from bits of books I'm very, very slowly working my way through.

I made this blog mostly for shitposting, memes, seeing art and in general just enjoying myself. I hope to make friends and maybe end up becoming part of a community! My DMs are open to anyone who wants to be pals, or even just wants anyone to talk to. I make a point to encourage and push my friends to the best versions of themselves they can possibly be and I hope to get to know you. (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Have the day you deserve. ⁺₊⋆ ☀︎

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୨୧┇ Fandoms┇ Hunger Games, Anything by Holly Black and Leigh Bardugo, Sailor Moon, Fruits Basket, Demon Slayer, JJK, Hell's Paradise, Soul Eater, Arcane, ACOTAR, Harry Potter (eff Rowling tho), Junji Ito, Spy Family, Ranma 1/2, Madoka Magicka -- Many Many More I'm sure haha

୨୧ ┇Games┇League of Legends (unfortunately), Legend of Zelda, Stardew Valley, Graveyard Keeper, Reka, Travellers Rest, Lethal Company, Potion Permit, Undertale, Coffee Talk, Slay the Princess, Infinity Nikki, Dragon Age, most Nintendo Mario based games, and again, many more.

୨୧┇Likes┇Food, hiking, cosplaying, writing, roleplaying, dungeons and dragons, taking photos, casting spells, reading tarot

୨୧┇Dislikes┇ Unnecessary meanness, coconut, anything slimy (I will puke), laziness, hateful behavior, arguing for arguing's sake.

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Do not interact if you are: a pornbot, pedophile, pro shipper, racist, transphobe, homophobe, or just an asshole in general. Thanks .°˖✧

[sosoribro]

okay fiiine have shitty will wood smirk shitpost doodle fiiiiiiiiiine i literally only made this for the sake of drawing the haha funny meme i really just wanted it to remotely resemble said funny meme

you know im really not sure how well will wood translates into my art style its very gooby and it looks like it would make a squeaky noise if you squeezed its head

[spidermailed]

So, like, gender, right?

Yeah so sorry gonna infodump/rant again. Haha. Buckle in for this one folks, it's a doozy!

So lately in my therapy I've been talking about my experiences being a transmale. You know, the usual - Getting screamed at in the boxers isle, the joy of being called my preferred pronouns, the fact that the only two holidays about trans people are remembering our dead and asking society to acknowledge us? Yeah, stuff like that.

And It's uncovered something that I feel kinda like talking about, so, to the blog I go.

I'm a pre-T trans guy. I'm in highschool, though I kinda look like I'm younger. And I dress to pass, usually. Even though my voice is pretty high, sometimes I'll actually be, like, seen as male by strangers. And it's pretty cool.

Until you start to notice the fact that the only reason you can *tell* they see you as male, is because their treating you differently.

Women move out of my way when I'm walking in the hallways (which has caused me to accidently bump into them when I move out of the way myself), sometimes a random guy will give me that... Stupid goddamned bro-nod, or, probably most blaringly, I don't get catcalled. I live in damn New York, and in a .. Rustier area, for hell's sake. Usually I can't take a step out my door before some drunk guy starts begging me for some 15-year-old ass.

And it gets uncomfortable, really really fast. Sometimes It's made me question if I even identify as male at a core, because I'm so uncomfortable with it. I don't *like* being seen this way.

And when I started to talk about this experience is when I realized that no one has a goddamned clue about what I'm on about.

And that shocked me at first, but upon further thinking, it makes sense.

Most of the people in my life are cisgender. They've never had the experience of changing their presentation entirely, of being able to see what life is like in our culture for The Other Gender. If your born with genitals shaped one way, you wear a dress. If not, you wear one of those baby shirts that has the monster trucks and fire and ... stuff. And people treat you accordingly.

So of course they wouldn't understand.

And that discovery was so damning.

I don't think I have ever been so outraged at the world as the moment I understood what was happening. And I'm going to be honest, I have never met a cisgender man who *didnt* behave in this way. (Yes, that includes cisgender gay men.) And they don't even realize usually that their doing it. Because of course they don't.

Their not trans. This is purely just a trans experience.

Anyway. Let me know your thoughts on this one. This is kind of more personal then the usual shitpost-esk stuff I write, but I felt it might comfort some or open interesting conversation.

[dcviated]

bear chats about stuff :: open

@babelmedicus sent: 1. long threads

You've got two kinds of long threads. On the one hand they can be long in post length, or long in duration length. And though I still could never see myself writing one-liners beyond a few shitposts I do find myself less inclined to write novella nowadays unless it's warranted. One of the best things I've done is to stop using word count tools all the time to see if I'm "making the cut" compared to my partner.

I write what I need to to move things along and get proper emotions across. And that's what I do!

Can novella still happen? Sure. But it'll be something organic instead of writing length for the sake of writing length. Especially in threads that are basically conversation or banter. Too much length can lead to confusion and weird looping or time paradoxes of conversation topic. It gets to be a mess and I lose track haha.

It'll be what it'll be. And as it stands I think my partners are content with how much I'm putting out? Nobody's been complaining as far as I'm aware...

On the duration front. I love long plots! I love things coming together and piecing together a long narrative that goes through bits and arcs. Doesn't have to be one continuous thread but nobody says it can't be, right? I doubt I'll ever get to the 200+ note stuff I did back a decade ago almost, but I've hit 30+ now and then.

Long lengths, long duration, long time... I invest for years. B) Literally!

[irisxstardust]

— about me » irisxstardust

hi!!! i'm iris and i am a brand new tumblr writer!! i've been an avid reader and writer since i was a kid, but only recently decided to start writing fics and sharing them on tumblr (ive been a reader of tumblr fics for forever, though). a few important notes about me;

- i'd rather not share too much about my personal life, but i'm eighteen and i'm near the end of my high school career. i'm currently planning on majoring in marine biology and/or oceanography.

- my pronouns are she/her and i am apart of the lgbtq+ community (i listen to girl in red), so a lot of my fics will be wlw. if you don't like that for whatever reason then please don't stick around!!

- as of now, i'm planning on writing primarily for the last of us! but things can always change!! i tend to become hyper-fixed on different movies and shows fairly easily, and i could always write for someone else if i'm feeling motivated enough.

- my inbox is always open and i'd love to chat with anyone!! i'm a very analytical person and i'd love to hear what others think about my writing!!

- for now requests are open because i have some free time and i'm so bad at thinking of plots lmfao. i haven't written much nsfw before but i will accept nsfw requests!! i might be picky but that's just because i'm new and want to have a good start!!

- also lowercase is intended!! for all my non-fic posts i just want it to be clear that the lowercase is intended! i know it's wrong, i just don't have auto-cap turned on right now haha.

-i'm also like so bad at tumblr i've hardly posted on this app before so like i'm still getting the hang of it. definitely please be patient with me because i'm new and i need to spend more time here lmfao.

-also, this is my secondary blog, so for the sake of like my other (much more personal) blog i won't be interacting in the comments and will probably be sticking to posting updates and random shitposts to this blog instead lol.

-and i will work on a masterlist post soon but i wanna post more first!!

i hope that's sufficient enough for my nav/intro!! love you love you love you!!

[creepywolfgirl666]

Blackjack when the when you the when-

Original (a friend on discord @sowndragon ((this them)) sent a pic saying that this is blackjack and they thought it was funny, so I took advantage):

[starscreamingg]

I have a partner but in less of a romantic sense. More of a yee haw sense if you get what I mean.

[beware-of-you-98]

I LITERALLT FUCKING QUIT OH MY GOD

[dodgefred]

what personality? I can't remember anything else from canon

being a slut is only one of his personality traits. he has five

slutty

lazy but still smart

wears glasses

likes true crime

otto