#haha my life is a wreck

[38sr]

yes i did, that show came out when i was a college sophomore and i have never been the same since haha

[xyxofspades]

They should’ve killed Stolas it would’ve been the most interesting plot point they’ve had in a WHILE

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2024: KILLING FLOOR by Lee Child.

This isn't a genre I typically read; HOWEVER!: my dream agent was on an episode of the Writing Excuses podcast about beginnings, and they said this one is Very Good, so I borrowed my dad's paperback copy to give it a whirl.

I'm low-key hoping this will help me sort out some Genre Issues™ I suspect I'm having with a writing project, too, which is a nice added bonus! Excited to see how this goes.

[sgtcalhouns]

Kiss You

For the first time, Felix is feeling a little insecure about his height. Thankfully, Tamora knows what he needs.

Hello friends!! It’s been a while, but I’m back with some arcade-verse smut. This is an idea I’ve kicked around for a looong time, but @ask-icancraft-it’s recent fic All The Ways inspired me to finally put it in writing. @bashfulgnome also deserves a huge shoutout for helping me find some old fanart that I used as a reference to figure out how to position these guys.

In all his 30 years of existence, Fix-It Felix Jr. had never grappled with insecurity. Within the confines of his game he was the hero, beloved by all who knew him. He rarely had a reason to leave his game, but when he did, he was greeted fondly by everyone he came across, because everyone in the arcade knew that his game always threw the best parties. There had never been a reason for him to be anything other than confident and self-assured.

It wasn’t until Sergeant Tamora Calhoun entered his life that he first experienced that creepy-crawly sensation of doubt running up his spine. He was crazy about her, and nothing about her behavior indicated that she didn’t reciprocate his feelings. Despite their differences, they always had a wonderful time together. But, as he looked around at the other men in the arcade, he couldn’t help feeling a bit…inadequate. Tamora had always assured him that he measured up just fine, but as the physical aspect of their relationship progressed, their difference in height only became more apparent.

For the most part, they had found ways to work around this challenge in a manner that was satisfactory for the both of them. As a matter of practicality, they knew that there were some positions they would never be able to attempt in the course of their intimacy, but neither of them were too bothered by this. They took an active interest in pleasing one another and trying new things, and this was enough to satisfy them.

At least, until now.

Recently, Felix had found that his feelings for Tamora were rapidly expanding, settling into his heart in a way that was difficult for him to describe. It deepened every aspect of his relationship with her: the joy when she was near him, the ache he felt when she was away. His desire for her pulsed through him more desperately than he had ever experienced, and tonight, as the heat between them intensified, so, too did his frustration as they locked eyes and he was overcome with his desire to kiss her.

It was agonizing, being with Tamora this way, craving her kiss, and finding her soft lips just out of reach. His arms were hooked around her thighs for leverage as he thrusted into her, and even if he let go of her legs and leaned forward, he only reached as far as her chest. He couldn’t help but find it unfair—if he wanted to kiss her, he had to remove himself from her, to bring the moment to a halt, and he couldn’t bring himself to give in. Not when she was stretched out before him on the mattress looking more beautiful than anything he had ever seen. Her cheeks were perfectly flushed, her hair was tousled against the sheets, and that smile, he thought his heart might stop. She looked so relaxed and pleased, all because of him. No, he could never interrupt her satisfaction for his own selfish desires.

Her hand slid down her body and she reached two fingers down between her legs. Felix shivered as he watched her pleasure herself, his eyes flitting between her hand and her face. A moan slipped past those perfect lips and he felt her clenching around him. She cried out as she came undone, and he wondered for a moment if she was torturing him on purpose; before he could ponder it further, she sighed his name as she slowly made her way back down from cloud nine, her fingers still gently working her clit as the waves of pleasure began to subside.

Normally, this chain of events would be more than enough to pull Felix over the edge, but his mind was preoccupied with a barrage of self-loathing. A woman like Tamora deserved all the attention and affection in the world, and he couldn't give it to her in the way he wanted. Did it bother her as much as it bothered him?

Tamora must have noticed that something was off, because she opened her eyes and looked up at him with concern. His expression was almost pained, and she propped herself up on her elbows to get a better look.

"Felix?" she said. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing," he replied, casting his eyes down away from her. His pace faltered, but he was making every effort to appear as though everything was fine.

"Hey, stop," she said more firmly. He complied and withdrew from her, but kept his gaze locked on his hands, which began to fidget in the absence of activity. "It's obvious that something is bothering you. Tell me what's going on."

"It's nothin' serious," he answered, still refusing to meet her eyes. His cheeks burned hot with shame. "You're gonna think it's silly."

"If it's making you this upset, then it's not silly," she said. "Talk to me."

"It's just..." he sighed in frustration as he considered how he was meant to answer that question.

He was sitting, naked and still erect, between her legs. A hot ball of shame and embarrassment sat like a lump in his throat as he realized that he had to explain to Tamora that the reason he was so upset was because he was too short to kiss her during sex. That he had interrupted her pleasure due to his own insecurity. He wished the floor would open up and swallow him whole. When it became apparent that he would not be so lucky, he sighed.

"When we're... together like this..." he began, "there are moments when I look at you and feel so far away from you.”

Tamora opened her mouth to question him, but she saw the way his brows furrowed and he shook his head as he realized he wasn’t getting his point across the way he wanted.

“Just now, watching you… you looked so beautiful, Tammy, and I wanted more than anything to be close to you,” he explained. “But I can’t… I can’t reach you from here.”

“I’m not sure I understand,” Tamora said gently. “I’m right here.”

“I know, but I—What I mean is—” his eyes screwed shut as his frustration finally boiled over. “I can’t kiss you while we make love. Not without puttin’ a stop to everything. I’m too short.”

“Oh, Felix.”

"I know kissing isn’t mandatory. I’m sure lots of couples choose not to, but I want to,” he explained. “I want to kiss you and feel connected to you in every possible way. The fact that I can’t just doesn’t seem fair.”

He still hadn’t looked up at her, but he could see the movement of her legs as she folded them underneath herself in order to sit up, and he could feel the weight shift on the mattress as she moved closer to him. Still, he refused to look up at her.

“And tonight I started thinkin’ too hard about everything, how you deserve all the pleasure in the world, and how maybe you could have that with someone a little taller.”

By the time he finished his thought, his voice had diminished to a near whisper. Tamora had never seen him look so defeated.

“Don’t say that,” she said. Her voice was soothing but firm. “I hate hearing you talk about yourself like that.”

She placed a hand on his shoulder and he finally glanced up at her, though his head was still angled down toward the mattress.

“Why didn’t you tell me this was bothering you so much?” she asked.

“It’s embarrassing,” he replied. “We were havin’ a nice time and I just ruined it.”

“You haven’t ruined anything,” she said. She chanced a playful nudge of his shoulder as she continued. “In case you forgot, I’m already pretty satisfied.”

He gave her half a smile and turned his head up to look at her.

“So it really doesn’t bother you that we can’t kiss and make love at the same time?” he asked.

“Who said we can’t?” she asked. “I don’t think we’ve ever really tried.”

For a moment, he looked confused by her statement, but after a moment it occurred to him that she was right. While he had made many attempts to reach her face during intercourse, they had never tried together because he had never expressed to her that he wanted to. She couldn’t help but chuckle at his stunned expression.

“Come here,” she said, leaning down to capture Felix’s lips in a kiss. He sighed and let himself relax into the affection. “Think you’re up to continue? I’ve got an idea.”

She glanced down at his member, which was still mostly erect. She was ready to bestow him with attention, but she didn’t want to push him after such an emotional conversation. He nodded, and she kissed him again as her hands found their way to his erection. Sitting up on his knees, he buried his hands in her hair as they kissed. Her soft hands worked him back up easily, and she smiled against his mouth at his small sounds of pleasure.

“I hope you know you’re more than enough for me,” she said, speaking softly against his lips. Her cheeks were flushed, and he couldn’t tell if that was a result of their activity or the vulnerable nature of her words. “You don’t need to be bigger or taller. I want you just like this.”

“Tammy…” he sighed.

He’d never experienced anything like this; for a moment, he thought he might cry. No one had ever said these things to him before, and to hear them like this from the person he cared most about was overwhelming.

“You ready?” she asked.

He nodded, and she released him, reaching behind her to stack a few pillows up against the headboard. She rested back against them, sitting up more than before.

“Come here,” she beckoned.

He obliged, placing himself between her legs. She took his hands and tugged him forward, folding her legs behind him. His hands rested on either side of her, and as he glanced up, he found himself closer to her face than he had ever managed before. Distracted by their proximity, he jumped when she reached for his member, guiding it to her entrance. He bit his lip as he slid up and down against her folds, teasing her for a moment before gently pushing himself into her.

For the first time, he could feel the huff of warm breath on his skin as Tamora sighed. As he started to move, she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and pulled him closer to her, and from this angle, his head landed at her collarbone. When he lifted his head to look at her and found her bangs covering one of her eyes, he could easily reach to tuck her hair behind her ear.

And then she kissed him. They had made love many times and kissed more times than he could count, but finally experiencing them simultaneously lit him up from deep inside. This was the closeness he had always longed for; their chests were pressed together, he could hear the small sounds of pleasure that had always been imperceptible to him before, and her soft lips made his heart feel whole.

A deeper, more profound feeling that he couldn’t quite name began to make itself known. While he couldn’t clearly explain it to Tamora, he hoped she could feel it in his kiss, in the gentle touch of his hand cupping her cheek. He had been so worried to open up to her about his insecurity, but she had accepted and accommodated him without judgment.

Felix released her lips with a gasp when Tamora’s nails dug into his back. A desperate whine escaped the back of his throat as she pressed slightly deeper. His body reacted involuntarily to the sensation, his thrusts increasing in speed and intensity, and the pleased little sound she made right in his ear only spurred him on.

“Tammy Jean,” he huffed.

His hand slid down her body, palm coming to rest flat against her mound and allowing his thumb to stretch toward her clitoris. His touch was gentle, bearing in mind that she was probably still sensitive from her earlier orgasm, but there was a clear sense of purpose as he rubbed her in a circular motion. Her body jerked against his at his first touch, but soon her hips were moving in time with his finger as she chased the pleasure it brought.

“Oh, Felix,” she moaned in his ear.

She wanted to tell him that he didn’t need to worry about her, that she was fully satisfied and focused on him. But as he began lavishing her neck with messy, open-mouthed kisses—something he knew she enjoyed but had never quite managed during intercourse—she realized that this was just as important to him as being able to kiss her. That his worries were just as much about her as they were about him. His mouth arrived at the little hollow just above her left collarbone, one of her favorite spots, where gentle kissing became greedy sucking at her skin. Suddenly, he lifted his head, eyes burning with an urgent question.

“Can I leave a mark?”

One nod of her head was all he needed to duck back down to his task. Felix had only given her a hickey once before, and only after lots of encouragement and a specific request from Tamora. Her heart skipped a beat as she felt his hungry bite on her skin, and her toes curled as he followed with his tongue. He didn’t let up, sucking intently to ensure that there would be a mark when this was all over.

All the while, his thrusts as well as his thumb maintained a consistent rhythm, and before she knew it was coming, a second orgasm took her by surprise. This was enough to pull Felix away from her neck to pick his head up and watch as she came undone. He was getting close himself, and the rhythmic clenching of her walls around his member only pushed him closer, but he wanted to take a moment to enjoy this. For the first time, he felt like he was part of this, not just a spectator.

Seeing her this way, with her head thrown back in ecstasy, was so much better up close. Her chest heaved against his as she panted and moaned, and he could feel the heat radiating off of her as her skin flushed. He was once again overcome with the desire to kiss her, but this time, she wasn’t out of reach. Once she had come down from her peak, she leaned down to capture his lips in a greedy kiss as he eased her body through the aftershocks.

"I've wanted this for so long," he murmured against her lips. "It's perfect. You're perfect."

"It's not over yet," she replied with a grin. "Now it's all about you."

He wanted to respond, to make sure she knew that he didn't view their intimacy as transactional, that more than anything he just wanted to be close to her and give her the pleasure she deserved. However, any words that had begun forming in his mind were promptly erased when she scratched her nails across his back. His mouth opened in a soundless gasp, soon punctuated by a moan that came from deep in his chest.

"How's that feel?" Tamora asked.

"So good," Felix muttered. "Don't stop. Please don't stop."

She was more than happy to oblige to his request. Tonight's events had shed a new light on their sexual encounters, and for the first time, she made a point to simply be present in the moment, to witness and enjoy the buildup of his pleasure. The muscles in his back tensed after every scratch from her nails, and each time he shuddered against her she heard a whisper of her name. His brows knitted together as the sensations quickly pushed him to the precipice of his control.

"Harder," he groaned. "Please."

It had never been easy for him to express his desires, but after being so open and vulnerable with her, it suddenly felt possible to simply ask for what he wanted. She responded with enthusiasm, pressing her nails more firmly against his skin before pulling them across the canvas of his back. He responded with a desperate whimper as he was nudged one step closer to his release. She dug in for one last scratch for good measure and felt him spasm against her in response. His moans were all too satisfying as he finally fell over the edge, the crease in his brow relaxing as his body gave way to pleasure.

Before Felix even had a chance to ask, Tamora's lips were on his, and he sighed blissfully against her lips as he spilled into her. His fingers tangled in her hair and his thumb brushed gently against her cheek as he floated back down to reality. He lingered for a long moment before breaking the kiss, nuzzling his nose against hers.

"That was incredible," he sighed.

She kissed him again before responding.

"I'm glad we found a way to make it work," she said. "And I hope you know you can talk to me when something’s on your mind. You don’t have to wait until it’s making you miserable.”

“I know,” he replied. “Thank you for being so understanding. I didn’t know how badly I needed to have that conversation, but I’m so happy we did.”

“Me too,” she said. “Because I have to agree with you, that was pretty great. I think we’ll have to do this more often.”

He smiled bashfully at her comment, but he couldn’t hide his enthusiasm as he nodded in agreement.

“I couldn’t agree more.”

They shared another tender kiss as they came down from their blissful state. Soon they would need to get up so that Tamora could check the scratches on Felix’s back and they could both get cleaned up for bed. But for now, they could simply savor this moment of newfound closeness in the afterglow. This moment, completely surrounded by her, was more perfect than anything he could’ve imagined. And, as it occurred to him that this wouldn’t be the last time he got to experience this, he couldn’t help but smile. This was only the beginning.

[the-bluestreak-cat]

My extremely personal red flag is if you’ve never lived independently.

Do not open tags it’s just a personal vent and I hit the tag limit (30) and that’s never happened to me before ajskdlf

[hells1nfern0]

It's been a long time since we've talked. I'm sorry that the first thing I saw was Monkey's passing. I know how it feels. I hope you're doing well despite.

Don't know who this is proper but, yeah it sucked, i've still been coping for the past like 5 months, but, eh life moves on. hell he wasn't the only one who died that month, my pup cerbie had to get put down exactly a week after. my household pet number has went down to a very sad 2. but at least i got mickey, and in addition the people count went up by two at least. Life's a struggle, i've been trying to do youtube stuff and the like, but despite it all i'd say im doing alright, once again got my dog and still have people around who care, monkey lived a good long happy life, he had to go a bit earlier than he should've but, i prefer him resting than him sick and suffering. I know that he was happy and he was loved, and I know he felt that way too, so that gives me peace of mind, along with knowing i was able to be there for him in his last moments. Thanks for the concern, I hope you're doing alright too whoever this is.

[nebulathunderwave]

If you didn't know me in my Promare era (which is still ongoing, albeit lowkey), I would just like you to know about the INFINITE LOVE AND TENDERNESS that I feel towards these two noodle shaped idiots

[my-name-is-jefferooni]

Fleetway is literally the IDW fans during the Metal Virus arc lmfao

Part two to this and part three is here,

What a pleasant conversation Sonic is having with himself.

[fivefeetfangirl]

ever read a fic so good you get dizzy, tears running down your face, chest constricting, goosebumps, heartbeat in your ears. cause, yeah. me too

[nativegirltapes]

↷ drew getting asked about angel!reader and their age gap in an interview ˊ-

notes: small little blurb of drew being awkward talking about angel in an interview because he's a nervous wreck 🤒 didn't know how to end this lol

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

“so, we hear you’re in relationship? is that right?”

drew froze up, instinctively letting out an awkward chuckle. “yeah. that’s right.” he was too kind for his own good. as much as he didn’t want to keep answering questions about your relationship, he couldn’t bring himself to shut down the conversation.

“so, what can you tell us about that?" the interviewer pried. drew adjusted himself in his seat, debating how much he was willing to give away. he valued you too much to put you in a position where you might get more hate than you already do. "i don't know," he chuckled again, this time nervously pulling the knee of his jeans down. "she's great, she's perfect, she's beautiful. i'm happy. not much more to it."

"she's a lot younger than you. is that right?" the interviewer stared him down like the question was life or death, he's never felt so awkward before. it was moments like this he wish he had you by his side to shut the whole conversation down; you would've read his body language and shut the conversation down real quick. "i mean someone's gotta keep me up with all the trends, right?" drew laughed at his own joke, a little more than he'd like to admit. he knew you'd flame him for it the minute the interview came out.

"how do you guys handle the backlash that comes along with the age gap?" the interviewer kept going, drew grew more impatient and angry. were they going to ask him yours and his favorite position next?

"we don't. haha." drew ran his fingers through his hair. "i love talking about my girlfriend, but i'm just not sure what this has to do with the movie?"

[dryya-doesnt]

Heirloom and Honor:

In which we feel the weight of our history and bear the burdens of our responsibilities.

This took… way too long… here’s the background only version w all the little Easter eggs and such.

Some progress images! From layout to finish.

This is my most ambitious piece to date…maybe my last fanart for a while haha 😞😞

Some lore thoughts going into this illustration — feel free to ignore:

I was thinking this takes place in S2 in the Zianna Ro’Meave rescue arc, where Garroth returns to O’Khasis after many years to rescue his mother…He comes across their oldest (historically, the first in Ru’aun) cathedral and finds it in a wrecked and pillaged state.

The pious folk have pretty much abandoned the cathedral following Zane’s disappearance for 15 years and the Tu’la invasion was the nail on the coffin. The cathedral is completely barren of life except for the few intact stained glass windows that recount the history of the Divine Warriors.

Around this time it’s revealed that Garroth is the current holder of Esmund’s relic— is he anxious? Lost? Jumpstarting his quarter-life existential crisis?

I hope that everything here in this illustration captures my vision and conveys it to you. This is pretty much a love letter MCD HAHAHAHA

[love-belle]

every dead end street led you straight to me !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which no one knows how they're both each other's daylight.

or

for when you find the one you were meant to find all along. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // f1 drivers x platonic!driver!fem!reader // milo manheim x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - i am SO sorry for leaving u all but i had my finals going on and now i am DONE with school i just have my college entrance exams left and then im free free FREEEEEE !!!! i love u all sm thank you <333 i hope u like this !!

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[onetosaveyou]

They literally were like you're the sort of person these things happen to.

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for dating Wally West

Wally West x reader

warnings:

a/n: i was debating whether or not y/n is on the team or not n for this im going for y/n being a regular civilian but now im debating making dating hcs for a hero too 🤭

prompt: anonymous: “But if you're still taking requests (and speaking of fast haha), I would absolutely love if you could do a lil' something about Wally West ♡. I love that track star to bits and we're entering my favorite season ever : spooky season (or autumn for people who aren't chronically online like me). So if you'd be tempted to write some fluff/domestic stuff in autumn with Wally, I would be over the moon! ����”

wally is so annoying (in the best way!!)

you aren’t too used to the whole idea of dating a metahuman, every day is like an adventure

and for a speedster? you’d be surprised how hard it is for him to find the time

but he makes time

*doorbell rings*

“you’re twenty minutes late” -you

“in flash-time that’s early” -wally, holding a half-eaten box of chocolates “i got a little hungry”

on his “days off,” you could usually find the two of you on the couch with a variety of snacks scattered across the coffee table and crumbs peppering the cushions and floor

“the dog will get them” -wally

“hate to break it to you, but i don’t have a dog” -you

“should i get you a dog?” -wally

he was always so goofy

and affectionate, very affectionate!

he loved to give you cheek and forehead kisses, so many so fast

“how many was that?” -you after noticing repeated pressure on your cheeks

���going on a hundred. i’m trying to beat my record!” -wally

it always ended up tickling and you’d laugh until you fell over

“wally!! wally, come on!!” -you

you’d always get bummed whenever he got called for a mission

especially because it always happened in the middle of something (dinner, a movie, study date, etc.)

then when he came home he’d be a wreck and then you’d be a wreck because you’d see him like that

then he’d have to calm you down and you’d have to help him feel better

“you dont have to do that, im fine! i swear!” -wally while you panic and try to take care of him

being invited to the cave!

meeting the team!

“just because youre meeting a half-kryptonian clone, a martian, an atlantean, some girl with a bow and arrow, and batman’s sidekick doesn’t mean you get to think any of them are cooler than me, kapeesh?” -wally

“oh yes, i know you’re the coolest” -you

the team loves you!!!

“wow, wally, thanks for proving your s/o isn’t imaginary” -artemis

“youre welcome” -wally

“do you want to come bake with me?!” -m’gaan

“please say yes, y/n. i’m so hungry. so so hungry” -wally

“let’s do it!” -you

starting to camp out at the cave while wally is on missions

also once some more dangerous people figured out wally’s identity, you got your own access code to the cave. EMERGENCIES ONLY

you used it to surprise wally once and got a stern talking to from batman. never again

you dont really spend too much time with the team, but you get invited to most of their friendly outings!

and you talk up a storm with the others trying to learn about their lives, which sometimes makes wally a liiiittle jealous

but you want to live vicariously through these interesting people bc ur life is a liiiittle boring

“can you tell me what atlantis is like? what it feels like to be underwater and how your fighting style differs on land?” “what’s your favorite dish to make on mars? do you like communicating this way or the telepathic way more?” “why do you always wear sunglasses, man?” (you know this one dick is like wally’s bestie) -all you

seeing wally less than usual when things start to heat up in his hero life :(

causes some strain and you get so so sad :(

but he always calls you when he can and tries to make up for it

and somewhere down the road when he retires you’re able to spend all your time with him and he makes up for lost time like he promised

ok i’ll stop there. happily ever after.

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[valentine-cafe]

Happy 1 year anniversary! I'm so happy to have been able to witness this blog continue to grow. Keep up the good work!

As for my order, can I get an affogato please?

Inexperienced!reader seeing Vespasiano at a bar and deciding to shoot his shot only to be a nervous wreck the entire time while trying to flirt with him. Vespasiano finding all this adorable and taking him home and teaching reader how to fuck him properly! (with reader just immediately cumming the second he's able to stick his dick into Vesp) 👏

˖⁺. ﹙ vampire lieutenant dilf  x inexperienced top sub male reader. ﹚ .𖹭 ݁

. . . there you go. fuck look at you, doing so good !! 🍒 :  vampiric ˖ lieutenant ˖ dilf character﹙ verse 781 vespsiano. ﹚

you've always wondered what it would be like inside of him, you didn't think he'd be the one to teach you how to fuck him. | cw: blowjob, handjob, anal, inexperienced male reader, lots of humping <3

𖹭. ps : thank you so much !! we hope this is to your liking!

“Yeah?”

Heat warms your face with the low rumble to your ear. When did his hand get on your thigh? The calloused thumb strokes along your skin spark your head into dizzy episodes. It’s the alcohol, you convince yourself. But something tells you the golden hue of bourbon isn’t what you’re drowning in — but emerald eyes lightly creased at the corners.

“Well I . . .” you hope that the throat clear helps. “You know y-you’re. . . one to talk - with that - uhm -” seems not.

Vespasiano, that’s his name. The patron you’d heard all the bartenders giggling about time and time again. He came in, ordered his old fashion or neat whiskey, sat for a bit. Smoked his cigarette, then left. You’d seen him a few times. Today you summoned all your non-existing confidence to shoot your short.

It’s going as well as a virgin with a hooker.

Or is it? His chuckle shoots the heat on your face to your crotch. The stir against your pants spins your head further. When did your pants get so tight?

Tight. You wonder how tight he is. But could you even manage fucking him? He didn’t look like the switch type — let alone the switch. The thrum of your dick against black fabric begged for such. A chance, just one chance.

Your nerves, however, tell another story. “I uh - j-just . . . forget I - said - a-anything haha -” the choppy laugh interrupts halfway. The floor creaks with skidded wood and the hand on your thigh doubles over to the other. The bar counter welcomes your back. As though to wingman you for the towering shadow he casts over you. That grin on his lips that makes you want to buck against him here and now.

Damn everyone else. If you could have him over this counter here and now. . .

The trail of a finger down your throat sends your thoughts derailed. All you can do is gulp. Flit your eyes up to his amused ones that peer at the bobbing of your Adam’s apple. “Don’t chicken out on me now. Don’t think your pants down there would appreciate’t.”

You needn’t glance down. Your tent strains proudly against his inner thigh. The warmth hitches your breath. By some grace, you manage to breathe out a final - “But - aren’t you still drinking?”

Save your poor heart. It wasn’t ready for him to lean over with gazes locked and hand steady. Snatch his glass and gulp the bitter liquid down like honey. Eyes on yours the entire time. Shadowed by dark strands drooped over.

Thud to the wood. The feel of his strong arm round your waist is deadly. So is his whisper. Those small fangs that peek through his grin.

“Now ‘m not.”

—

He’s not a bottom, not a switch either. And yet here is. On his back, shirt gone, pants discarded. To say you were surprised at his understanding was an understatement.

“Thaat’s it. . . keep going,” he groans with his cock finding home in your hand. The perfect sleeve as it pumps slowly, shakily down his length. His face might send you into a spur right now. Blissed out. You’d splatter immediately. But for the life of you, your gaze refuses to release his dick.

To say he’s big is an insult. You’re lucky it’s just his ass you’ll have today. The veiny flesh and twitches with suds of precum salivates your mouth. It takes every fibre to not dive down and choke on his dick all over again. His shaky groans aren’t making it any easier.

“Haven’t done this before either.” He’s so assuring. The large hand strokes along your face and his blissful smile almost has you humping on his leg. Desperate much?

“Been on receivin’, I mean - fuck.”

His words had some magic because your hand acted on fuel. Pumping along steadily to the thrum of his pulses. The rolls of his hips.

Next you catch his wet hole. Your throbbing borders painful as much as pleasurable. To sate the desire you swoop down and kiss around his thick tip. Shudder into his slit and stroke beneath his cockhead. His taste perfectly compliments the bitterness of alcohol. You’d get drunk on him any day.

But a hand to your hair snaps you from your swirl of need. With a gruff - “you gonna keep suckin’ me dry or?” oh, there’s that devilish chuckle again. Your insides flare in competition with your face that he grinds up into shamelessly. “Or are you gonna fuck me, pretty boy? ‘m waiting.”

Your kisses rain down on his muscular highs like apologies crossed with whines. “Nervous. . . I wanna make you feel good.” There you go humping mindlessly into the mattress again. Imagine his hips instead of the scratch of linen.

A warm, tender hand to the back of your neck leads you home to his lips. They overtake yours in a fire, a passion. One that surely is meant to pull more of your pathetic noises out. So you attempt to win back your pride by shoving your hands to his shoulders and forcing him back down.

“That’s it.” If you thought his groan made you dizzy then the squeeze of his hand around your dick as he reached forward crumbled you entirely. Like hot candle wax, you fall onto him with a melt and buck into his thigh.

The slick of previous lube steals your breath. So you return the favour with lathered kisses into his mouth. An exchange of tongue and teeth. All while he guides you steadily.

Excitement shoots through you at the feel of his rim. Straight from your tip and through your dick. Your hands brace on his sides and his squeeze at your hips. The kiss parts again. Strings of saliva the last evidence. Your hips buck. Your gut pleads for you to just push in. But a quick reminder of his own inexperience in this field steers your muscles to a halt.

Inexperienced? You’d never consider him such.

Not with the way he touches you. Certainly not with his words laced with teasing lilts He’d be the death of you. And you would so readily let him bury you. Just how you wish to bury within those warm walls.

“Now. . . easy does it.” He mumbles against kisses to your neck. Small assurances that swell and squeeze your heart. Your body moves on automation. Muscles robotically dancing to his rhythm as your tip glides along his hole. You’re so busy bothering your lower lip with your teeth that you fail to notice him doing the same. “Just. . . there. . . there - hah -”

Surely, this is a trap. The tightness of his heat encasing your cock inch - by agonising inch - is a sabotage in every degree of the word. One for your heart that leaps straight into your throat. You bob it down with gulps of saliva and swallowed gasps. It’d be too humiliating to -

“Let it out. . .”

“F-Fuck . . .”

It’s such a pathetic noise really. In comparison to his deep, rumbled groans and grunts — you feel like a whimpering kitten. How can you be anything but when he’s thrumming around your cock like that? When his heat makes you so dizzy that you have to droop your head to his scarred chest and press kisses all over his skin?

There’s no stopping your hips as they chase pleasure. Bucks meet his thighs and your hands flex around his sides. Searching for a leverage, a comfort, to cling to while he consumes your body whole. For a moment - you forget that you are the one inside of him.

“S-So good -”

“Yeah?”

The ragged breath finally steals your attention. The sight of him beneath you is enough to snap several chords in your tummy. With emerald eyes peered through fluttery half-lids. His brows itch to crease at the centre. There’s no missing the subtle flex of his fingers in the dark sheets. And that light blush scattered across his face? He’s the sight of heaven, splayed out on a bed of all things for crying out loud.

Every fibre in your body begs for you not to be a hero. His heat is not something you can manage. Stubbornly, still, you persist and press in further. Feel the tightness in your gut. The swell in your chest.

It happened so fast. White blinds your vision and takes over your movements. You’re needily bucking into his lube-slathered heat with tiny, pitiful humps. Lips parted, eyes fluttered. The shudder that tears through your body shoves you down onto him again and you moan out against his collarbone.

Heat fizzles into realisation. But before you can so much as apologise, that tender feeling finds the small of your back once more. You feel his smile against your temple; and his hips rolling into yours as though you didn’t just bust already.

“That good huh?” The snicker makes you flush. For the life of you, you cannot bother with embarrassment or pleasantries. All you can do is stutter your cock forward in shallow, aimless thrusst.

“A-Ah - ah - m-m sorry. . . mngh. . . just mngh - s’good.”

“Keep going. Steady. Make a - a - ah - a rhythm.”

Large palms flatten on your thighs. Then squeeze. Vespasiano steers your hips forward until you catch the hang of it. His lips motivate you with showers all over your neck and shoulders. You return it tenfold with bites and marks littered across his throat and chest.

Pleasure swells through your head. Strikes down your spine. The air leaves you in bouts you can barely keep up with. Not that you care. Not that it matters. Who needs air when pleasure flies you to cloud nine?

“D-Does - does it feel - feel good?” Your eyes search his scrunched up face for an answer. Your impatience drops a hand to his cock, and you messily stroke along the trails of wetness leaked from his pulsating tip. An action he clearly was not anticipating with the way his back arched and moans tumbled forth.

Not groans. Not grunts. Moans. You really are in heaven. To have a man of his experience, his age, his occupation and stature. Moan for you.

Your thrusts catch wind of the small ego boost. Fueled with pride you angle, like he’s taught you, and buck ferally into different spots. Searching for that one - just that one -

“A-Ah fuck-!”

There.

“Answer me. . . Please,” the whine borders all sorts of needy and pathetic. Your lips are wet on his throat as you suckle down on his adam’s apple and press your skin together. Consume his heat for your own. “T-Tell me you feel good. That I’m - making - hngh.”

“Feels - good.” he groans. You don’t expect the hand that claps down on your thigh. Only the grin that he shoots up at you.

“But go faster. Yeah - ngh - th-thas’ ittt. . .”

What more can you do but drive yourself to madness with your messy thrusts? You’ll keep humping away at his tight hole. Shower him in kisses, bites, gropes - what have you. Sure you might cum more times as you. But as long as you both get your fill — who cares about inexperience?

Just gives him more time to teach more. More time for you to fuck him.

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐃'𝐒 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: kid

♡ liked by hey_its_heat, CAPTAIN.KIIIID and 2.9k others

_ynln: kid waiting patiently infront of the den den mushi

13 mins until the @/dominicfike album releases!!!

tagged: CAPTAIN.KIIIID

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: LETSS GOOOOO 🔥🔥

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: SUNBURN IS SUCH A BANGER

killerrr: no wonder it was so peaceful on the victoria punk

↳ _ynln: the only time kid isn't wrecking havoc, the fike effect!!

trafalgar_d.law: rare photo of eustass where his hair isn't radiating hairspray fumes (liked by p1rateking_luffy)

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ITS ALL NATURAL

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: dont be mad that i actually take care of my hair

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: i can smell ur 10 in 1 from here

↳ p1rateking_luffy: HAHA Tra guy is write 😂😂

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: STFU YOU DONT EVEN SHOWER. YOURE A NATURAL HUMAN REPELLENT.

↳ trafalgar_d.law: omg strawhat please learn how to spell

↳ _ynln: PLEASE YOU GUYS ARE SO ANNOYING TAKE THIS TO THE DMS 😭

♡ liked by trafalgar_d.law, killerrr and 3.7k others

_ynln: kid refuses to share his lipsticks with me 😪😪

tagged: CAPTAIN.KIIIID

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: ew why would i want cooties from you

↳ _ynln: ive seen you eat pasta off the ground 😐

↳ hey_its_heat: puts you into perspective

↳ _ynln: WTF WHY AM I GETTING SHIT ON

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: YEAH CAUSE YOU LOSE THEM

↳ _ynln: IT WAS ONE TIME

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: I STILL WANT MY ROMAND#23 NUCADAMIA BACK

killerrr: simp 🥱🥱

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: how do i dislike a comment

lovenami: wtf why does he have a better collection than me

↳ _ynln: life is so unfair 😔💔

♡ liked by theroronoa.zoro, wirewirewire and 4.1k others

_ynln: i'll never shut up about this

thanks for the tickets loser <3

tagged: CAPTAIN.KIIIID, m.by__sana

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: thanks to yn im a certified once now

wirewirewire: YOU GUYS WENT TO TWICE WITHOUT US?!

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: imagine not being able to see the feels live 🥱🥱

↳ _ynln: kid wtf KFJWBHJDJ 😭😭

lovenami: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO GET TICKETS I WAS STRUGGLING

↳ _ynln: IDK HAHA KID GOT THEM FOR ME

doflamingo_: I'll get you VIP tickets next time, hmu

↳ _ynln: im blocking u, you're practically a senior citizen

↳ trafalgar_d.law: wtf are u doing on her page?

↳ killerrr: when worlds collide.

↳ lovenami: yn take one for the team 🤞🤞

↳ heyl_its_heat: you’ll be remembered 🤕🤕☝️

↳ CAPTAIN.KIIIID: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY GIRL'S ACCOUNT

↳ p1rateking_luffy: 😆

↳ theroronoa.zoro: this is actually funny asf

♡ liked by killerrr, lovenami and 4.8k others

_ynln: im thirdwheeling my own relationship ☝️

tagged: CAPTAIN.KIIIID, killerrr

hey_its_heat: being self aware >>>

wirewirewire: THIS IS CRAZY LFMAOO

lovenami: GIRL ITS NOT YOUR RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE 💀💀

killerrr: bffr i was the one third wheeling, if i have to see u guys kiss one more time i’m ending it 😐😐

↳ _ynln: 😭😭

CAPTAIN.KIIIID: you woke us up cause u were bored and wanted to gossip

↳ _ynln: okay and you weren’t complaining when i was telling you all the new world drama 🤨🤨

↳ killerrr: how do you even know about all of it 😭😭

↳ _ynln: nami, robin, chopper and me have the best gos talks <3

↳ nicorobin: so real (liked by lovenami, ilovecottoncandychopper)

CAPTAIN.KIIIID 2h

[CAPTAIN.KIIIID] _ynln replied to your story: omg why are u being cute, what did u do