#haha it rhymed

[lunarrspark333]

Sky blue for you, maybe a little ourple

guess who made one of those ask game things :] yknow cause why not

you know the drill

[rottendecisions]

Do we agree with this message yes or no -💾

[d1edre]

hello can anybody hear me

[popadoot]

WOAW hehe thank you !! i love it when people do analyses of my art like this it makes me so happy to read them.. the peridot one especially was meant to represent how i imagined peridot's "brain" to function. these are little peridot neurons being activated .. and the pearl one ..well most people got its meaning easily ☺️🌹

reposting old su art i like..

[leupagus]

Guys I Might Have Three Nickels

I've been watching "Agatha Christie's Marple" for the past few days and it's pretty good! Marple adaptations all tend to have a better caliber of actors than a lot of bog-standard mystery shows (looking at you, "Madame Blanc"), and while Joan Hickson's Marple is right up there with David Suchet's Poirot and Jeremy Brett's Holmes as "literally can never be beaten, these are the best anyone's done it," both Geraldine McEwan and Julia McKenzie do a fantastic job as Miss Marple.

Then I got to "The Secret of Chimneys," Season 5 episode 2

and guys

Guys

So there's a murder of a viscount, like there is, and this detective Finch rolls up and immediately spots Miss Marple (in her NIGHTIE! standing at the window like some kind of hussy, honestly Jane) and doffs his cap to her with that little smile that makes you go, "huh."

At this point I've watched a couple dozen Miss Marple episodes where she goes through detectives like wildfire and this guy's supposed to be a "*guru*" so I'm expecting some battle of the egos or something and like, Stephen Dillane is great! But bleh, I might have to skip this one.

Then my dude asks Miss Marple to SHOW HIM THE BODY, with a pleased little smile at her as she goes "uhhhhhhhh but my knitting?" (He even does that thing where you use someone's honorific and wait for them to give you their name, and that's when I was like "ohhh this bitch knows exactly who she is.") What follows is what I can only describe as a meet-cute in the secret passageway where the viscount was shot (and in fact the body is STILL THERE) and where Miss Marple literally asks the police equivalent of "is there a Mrs Finch" and he looks at her like this:

At which point I'm like "ohhh my dude not only knows who she is, he deliberately came here without a sergeant so he could draft her," and sure enough he just starts...handing her pieces of evidence like "hey babe can you decipher this note for me thanks love you" while Miss Marple is like, "this approval and camaraderie coming from a cop... not sure if want."

Next is a series of romantic strolls through the gardens while they discuss murder, during which Finch reveals his undying love I mean his research into Miss Marple and the "dozen case files" of her previous exploits that he's collected like some deranged fanboy. Miss Marple responds to this by BLUSHING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL and stammering about how pish tosh it's nothing really, and I couldn't find a gif of it but he's staring at her like this:

Yeah I bet u r tempted

He also makes a half-hearted attempt at negging her "amateur sleuth" status, only to then immediately assure her that he makes like, so much money being a big fancy detective and can keep her in all the yarn and garden seed she could ever desire.

There's also a late-night tryst at the compost pile right after Finch has been (mildly) poisoned and Miss Marple is like "men are so weak" as she roots through the garbage for clues.

Not how he wanted their first date to go D:

The next morning there's another murder which: bummer, but also allows the two of them to read love letters together and for Finch to give Miss Marple the following look as she explains how secret assignations among lovers can "quicken the ardor":

Miss Marple then goes onto solve the murders and btw hands over the priceless diamond that's been literally missing for two literal decades that she found in her spare time. The entire scene features Finch looking at her like this:

After the dust settles, Finch and Miss Marple have a lovely moment where he calls himself "another one of your casualties," then super casually mentions that he's probably going to have to go on assignment to use the diamond in a daring international espionage case and I can't decide if he's asking Miss Marple to go with him or simply trying to show her that he is cool and smart and would make an excellent wife, but either way the episode ends with her turning him down and Jane, we need to talk about your priorities.

Anyway I've already written 2K about the subsequent 10-year epistolary romance these two have following this episode because I make poor choices.

[literallyjusttoa]

"A Jester can mock, and the King cannot fight

For the gift of free thought is the jester's one right."

A sweet golden prince who lived up in the sky,

Listened to his families' terrible fights,

The ceiling would rumble, the tile would shake,

The throne room was fragile, and soon it would break.

He'd attempt to speak, but it never went right,

His father would rage, and he'd lose every fight,

As decades passed by, it soon became clear,

The King saw his son as a monster to fear.

The Prince quickly followed every command,

Only to be trapped by his father's cruel hand,

Years of destruction with no end in sight,

This war would not end with a large act of might.

And so the Prince stopped fighting fire with fire,

And instead he pulled out his golden stringed lyre,

Since he had no respect, he would leave the King's cage,

And swap out the throne room for a shining stage.

He taunted with wit and he giggled with guile,

And even his sorrow he shared with a smile,

His father's gaze lessened, his temper was tame,

As his once "Golden Prince" treated life like a game.

The centuries passed and the mirth never ceased,

The sun never set on the first son of Greece,

He danced for his siblings and bit down his pain,

Since each peal of laughter meant there'd be less rain.

There's only one role for which there are no rules,

So who is the jester, and who is the fool?

[i-am-not-phoenix-wright]

yeah but like phoenix deals with it and it’s an automatic win if you kiss the prosecution. it says that in the law book i know because you can trust me I’m a qualified professional. Don’t you want an automatic win, worm wrong? That’s my new nickname for you btw since worms don’t fly and the opposite of right is wrong.

… not feeling THAT confident. That’s the prosecutor.

I also think that he’ll catch me if i get too close. You guys are just trying to catch me off my guard and get me to reveal myself to the prosecutor!!! I KNEW I COULDN’T TRUST YOU GUYS!

ALSO WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WORM???? I’LL SHOW YOU A WORM WHEN I PULL YOU APART AND WATCH YOUR TWO HALVES SQUIRM!!!

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance - The Grid

[atlasthecactus]

I FINALLY HAVE TIME TO DRAW NOW 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[cathchicken]

Grr one hour guys

[blackcatwithatinyhat]

do i need to say more?

[phanphlanpan]

im gonna be real with u kitten daddy isnt feeling so good after arcane s2 finale. daddy is also unwell cuz hes trying to switch from sai to csp ig

[raoulite]

abandoned mall playground, OH

[assistant-mepad]

WELL.

You good?

Im legit crying right now oh my GODS AAAAGH

✮🧬 [ ' Oh dear. Please don't cry, User! I'm sure the both of us will be completely okay. ' ]

✮🧬 [ ' And, as for the question, I am doing -- alright. Not the best, as you could most likely guess. ' ]

[ghostorbz]

I thought it was time for fears not tears

[hellsite-detective]

Dear detective,

Can you find the "roses are red, that much is true, but violets are not fucking blue" post please?

Thank you!

roses are red we know that is true i must find a post on if violets are blue

to find this post i needed advice so i asked my pal Google hopin' they would be nice

so i made my request so that i could go file it askin' for posts on how violets are violet

they passed me the post that i searched so hard for and i thanked that ol' Don for the post that they harbored

i filed the post another job done i laid down my head with another case won

Post Case: Closed