#haetaes are just bitches

[bluegiragi]

Does the specific variant of a hybrid effect a person at all behaviour wise if that makes sense? Like Gaz being a crow and Horangi a tiger

Or is it more of just a visual thing?

it does! Gaz being a crow-variant harpy means he has a much better long term memory than say, an osprey-variant. In the same way, Gaz doesn't have the same benefits as other variants - for example, an osprey-variant hybrid has barbed pads of their feet, allowing them to deal more damage with their talons.

The difference between haetae variants is more to do with personality than physical traits like harpies. Tiger variants are stuck-up and isolated - they won't communicate with other haetae families unless they have to. Goat-variant haetaes are a lot more straightforward, although with a much shorter fuse. Lion variants are loud, and overbearing. You get the gist.

[pure-vanilla-lilies]

continuing on the topic of de/wl in fresh dough, quote time!

GingerBrave: Who the hell are you?

Dark Enchantress: Fan service.

Dark Enchantress: OH, VANILLA!~

Pure Vanilla: WHY ARE YOU BACK?!

Dark Enchantress: Because I can be.

Dark Choco: FIGHT ME, MOTHERFUCKER!

Dark Enchantress: Chocolate chip child.

Dark Enchantress, staring at a massive hole in one of her wings as the airship she's on is about to blow up: Oh this is gonna hurt, isn't it?

Mystic Flour: Hey, so, you owe me shit.

Dark Enchantress: NO.

Dark Cacao: Get off my property!

Dark Enchantress: No.

Dark Cacao: I'm giving you the count of 3, maroon 5!

Dark Enchantress: THE BAND????

Dark Cacao: I-I'M GETTIN OLD, WHAT??

Dark Enchantress: Die.

Dark Cacao: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Dark Enchantress: You fucked up, little one!

Dark Choco: *choking sounds*

Dark Enchantress: YEET!

Dark Choco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Shadow Milk: Greetings again, adopted child!

GingerBrave: FAMOUS CELEBRITY!

Shadow Milk: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

GingerBrave: Why you helping the bitch?

Dark Enchantress: I have major trust issues.

GingerBrave: Fair enough.

Dark Enchantress: Let me take my son.

Dark Choco: NO.

Dark Enchantress: *inhales in bitch* Okay.

Dark Enchantress, fighting with a possessed Pure Vanilla: Taste the rainbow motherfucker!

Dark Enchantress, holding Cloud Haetae: GingerBrave you have an adopted sibling!

GingerBrave: Awh really?!

Dark Enchantress: Temporarily-

*speaking at the same time*

Pure Vanilla: SHE'S FUCKING DEAD TO ME

Dark Enchantress: HE'S FUCKING DEAD TO ME

GingerBrave: -._-.

Dark Enchantress: Boy kids! It looks like something's very wrong here! Can YOU tell me what it is?

Dark Enchantress: Oh yeah!

Dark Enchantress: THESE RINGS ARE FAKE.

Pure Vanilla: If you go over there, and you touch him, I AM GOING TO-

Dark Enchantress: Huh? Huh? Whatcha gonna do?

Dark Enchantress: Whatcha gonna do, huh?

Dark Enchantress: You're stuck.

Dark Enchantress: You're just gonna traumatize your kids more, there's nothing you can do.

Dark Enchantress: BITCH.

Red Velvet: Now I know how Enchantress feels.

GingerBrave: Who the fuck is Enchantress?

Dark Enchantress: VANILLA YOU FUCKING BITCH!

Red Velvet: Wow, he hates her so much that he actually brainwashed you into forgetting about them.

GingerBrave: Oh no, no, no, no I never forgot about her, it was just a joke.

Dark Enchantress: OH THANK GOD

Dark Enchantress: I'm getting that fucking ring.

Stormbringer: The gay ring? HA! You know what that means!

Dark Enchantress: SHUT THE FUCK UP I WAS GAY TO BEGIN WITH!

Stormbringer: I don't give a shit I like fuckin' around with you!

Dark Enchantress: I will throw your Nezha looking ass down a FUCKING stream when I get BACK THERE!

Wizard: I will NOT be manipulated by some Hot Topic motherfucker!

Dark Enchantress: Yeah, I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

Wizard: WHY?!

Dark Enchantress: Oh hell nah, I KNOW he DID NOT just hit my son.

Dark Enchantress: Sorry kid, OFF TO AMPHIBIA.

GingerGrave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Shadow Milk: What can I say? I'm a theatre major!

Dark Enchantress: See, I'm gonna need you to let him go, since I'm the only one allowed to torture him.

Dark Enchantress: And I'm kind of a full-time mother now, so, do us the brightest favor, and fuck off.

GingerBrave: Uh, y-yeah, f-fuck off, you stupid bitch-

Pure Vanilla and Dark Enchantress is like those divorce parents at a birthday party 😭

[peppermintstarsonamintyway]

I think tumblr deserves to see what just shocked the absolute fuck out of me-

Haetae, three times in a damn near row, only interrupt by one wild pancake child, in the same ten pull

I guess welcome home Haetae???? Fucking christ I don't know if I'm being told "level me up bitch" or what-

[spitefulcrepechan]

Hey you! I wanna test your schematics!

Howdy ho, how is yo? The name be Crepe, but you can also call me Timidys (tea-mid-dees)

I'm a 19 year old trans demigirl, I go by she/they/crepe/spam/bee pronouns, I am Pansexual Demiromantic, and I love making OC designs, though this blog will be mostly where I showcase random cookie run comics.

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Strawberry Crepe Cookie

Amber Sugar Cookie

Longan Dragon Cookie

Timekeeper Cookie

Shadow Milk Cookie

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Strawberry Crepe Cookie

Amber Sugar Cookie

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Scream Tail

Longan Dragon Cookie

Cloud Haetae Cookie

Shadow Milk Cookie

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[yaoipaddlestar]

Hi 😳 Tell us about your OCs in excruciating detail Tails!

ok so to be honest it's been a while since i've come up with OCs (i mostly came up with fleshed out ones in my roleplaying heydays. which is to say i haven't being coming up with OCs in a while) and, in my writing, i leave a lot of my characters fairly ambiguous (which is. not a good thing lmao) and don't really think of them as OCs, but i CAN tell you about some of my old favourites (and one that i still think abt even tho she's really not that developed).

under the read more! :3

YOON HANEUL [surname/first name]

SHE/HER

AGE 28

First pic is Haneul normally, second is her half-way form

Picrew Author Link

Her last name, Yoon, means "govern/oversee" and her first name, Haneul, means "heaven/sky" and I think that's fitting because Haneul is a gijinka (of sorts lol) of the Korean Haetae (or chinese Xiezhi, or Japanese Kaichi [or shin'yō], or Vietnamese giải trãi, or --), a mythological being that is (in Korean folklore) trusted for preventing natural disasters and keeping law and order.

She's naturally a mediator, but, on her own, she can tend to mouth off and bitch. Her interpersonal skills are pretty good, but if someone really gets on her nerves (usually if they're being an asshole), she starts to goad and taunt whoever's bothering her. She likes humiliating people that she thinks deserve it (not to say they always do). The kind of things that get under her skin are willful ignorance, people not listening to her, and general chaos (I'm thinking, like, poorly organized rooms or events). She's not a particularly romantic person, but she's attracted to women. I think she could probably use a few lessons in compassion before being a great partner. She puts on emphasis on personal justice and order, that she can forget the kinds of things that can cause disorder.

Her parents are also Haetae, and they're much more conservative than her. She has come at odds with her parents because of their opposing views as to what their society needs in order to maintain order, and what "order' should look like. They avoid interacting with the mortal world, while Haneul readily and eagerly does so. She thinks that her best opportunity to understand what causes societal disorder is to fully immerse herself in that world.

Haneul is actually the last OC I created a few years ago before "retiring" from roleplaying (which is to say, my circles gradually died and I didn't look for new ones. I actually still love roleplaying lol, just not sure if I could successfully join new circles for it). I only ever used her once, but I made this picrew and am obsessed with how pretty I think she is, so I never really forgot about her.

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VAUGHN AINSCOE [first name/surname]

HE/HIM

AGE 31

Picrew Author Link

Vaughn is a big dumb bisexual idiot. He loves to paint and sculpt. His original passion was actually architecture, but gave that up for smaller-scale projects that let him get his artistic fervour out without making him think terribly hard. He doesn’t like math.

I originally created Vaughn to pair with an OC that a friend (at the time) of mine had created. Their OC was a lady who (iirc) was an assassin? I think. Vaughn was just her dumb boyfriend who loved her and wanted to spoil her. He’s very happy-go-lucky and is quite approachable. He’s not as conceptually developed as Haneul. He’s really just some guy.

Vaughn is another OC I didn’t use a lot, mainly because he was desired as part of a pair. I’m quite fond of him.

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Like I mentioned earlier I really haven’t been “making” OCs lately and honestly I almost feel ashamed? lol.

Maybe at some point y’all could send this ask again and I’ll have actual OCs to share. These are really just two of my fav oldies. Haneul I quite like. Maybe if I write something with a character I really latch onto then I’ll update this lol.

Thanks so much for the ask! I assume it was genuine and I don’t look like a dumbass rn lol.

[bluedragonoforre]

If I had you for one night I'd probably just take Haetae and run. My dog now.

Fuckin’ bites.

“Bitch, you put the lord of everything down before my godly power cleaves ur peasant ass.”