#haephestus

[aquilaofarkham]

all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

[wealmostaneckbeard]

My favorite god!

Hephaestus is here!!! Daddy of the forge.

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can make him (Ares) worse

[theartingace]

Enjoy a GIANT Wolf 359 sketchdump!

The gang's all here!

[phoenix-art-official]

dont ask me why i made this, its all my hand felt like producing

[8o8o8o8o8]

Screenshots from Youtube channel VideoGameNews

These are two separate conversations but put together they exude such powerful hater energy <33

[autisticlancemcclain]

wip wednesday 12

some links for your convenience (and a list of some of the wips in question):

space whale au: 1

the loneliest series: 1 2 3 4

a mother's love: 1 2

MIA lance au: 1

blade lance au: 1 2 3

the applebees universe: 1 2 3

flower crown au: 1

and a list of the potential wips:

galtean au w a sprinkling of tangled inspriation

team has to secure an alliance with a planet that is like a giant ancient rome basically and has the military prowess to match and it is delicate enough that keith and lance are not allowed to help with negotiations and instead must just sit around and look pretty and amuse themselves in a big ass villa via falling in at least 40k of slowburn in love and aware but not letting ourselves yet love canon fic based off that taylor swift song. uh. the one with the spilling wine in the bathtub. dress

adult klance shoved together in a cross canada train car simultaneously going through a quarter life crisis modern au

keith really hates his dumbass realter job and his realter job hates him and gives him dilapidated ass houses to sell and in one such house he meets a newly created and very angry about it ghost named lance who has a Personal Problem with keith as if its his fault he's fuckin' dead modern au

journey to the centre of the earth au ft. keith who just wants to keep the memory of his brother alive thru geeky geology, his very emo thirteen year old niece hana, and a very intelligent but highly competitive mountain guide who seems to hate him a little for some reason and unfortunately looks very good doing so. this au is already partially written

superman keith lois lane lance au

mad chemist youtuber lance and awkward but hugely famous actor keith who like a dumbass tells the entire internet that he has the hots for said youtuber who then proceeds to play hard to get bc he is a shit nilered au

unbelievably insane and heavy period piece circa venice 1492 with emotionally agonised and Falling angel lance and cathedral stonemason keith who treats him as if hes holy

[sorakh28]

HI HELLO CAN YOU BE MY NEW GRANDMA? Her design is *chef's kiss* IMMACULATE.

NEW GRANDMA UNLOCKED

[leynaeithnea]

Diomedes

Ok so this wikipedia article was a LOT more elaborate than I expected, I just spend over two hours going through it and making notes Nobody asked for it but here are my notes on Diomedes, theyre not consistent, i changed style and detail a few times, but alas here we go:

Diomedes:

strong defender of justice, deserves better

lost a lot of people

warrior very young

athenas favorite warrior

his fathers glory (and shame)

breast plate from haephestus

shield from his father blessed by athena

fathers sword

spear

boars, lion

most expiereneced warrior of achaeans

doesnt like achilles

brought 80 ships

Sthenelus, chariot driver, best friend, epigoni

youngest of the kings

(post homeric: offered immortality, divinified)

helped Odysseus kill Agemenons daughter

helped Odysseus kill Palamedes (bitch deserved)

brave, NOT haunted by hubris

wounds both ares and aphrodite (same day) and attacts apollo, but withdrew in time

granted divine sight to see immortals (on that day)

grew up way too soon

big battle when 14

more level headed than Ody (can take an insult)

doesnt hesitate to call out bs

“let him go or stay, the gods will make sure that he will fight” (hc: he tried, very humbled by the gods)

athena joined his fight once, driving his chariot and guiding his spear

“friends” with glaucus (trojan) (“i wont fight more immortals” “bro, our grandparents were bros”, “ok give me your gold armour, ill give you my bronze one”)

saves Nestor (ody runs away when he asks for help :(

wants to kill hector so he doesnt get taunted (Nestor says no, Zeus says no 3x /+1 lighting) he eventually turns back and gets taunted, he kills another guy

he attacks the trojans at night and wins, after hector boasted, in the end diomedes is the one worshipped as immortal

agamnenon wants to leave, Dio says hes a bad leader (yes), and that he’ll stay to fight the city that is doomed to fall, even with zeus fighting for the trojans, nestor says he has no better idea, proposed to appeall to achilles with gifts (ody and agamenon agree), they fail, Dio tells them “told you so” (but it doesnt matter anyway, theyll win)

he sleeps outside his tent in armour (they wake him n others at night for council about spies, Dio volunteers, he gets to pick a second, he goes for Ody, ody didnt rly want to go, Dio choose him anyway despite deserting him)

Dio and ody face the spy of the trojans Dolon, (hiding between corpses) he almost runs away but Athena “is fighting to be known” doesnt want someone else to strike first, so she makes Diomedes throw the spear and orders him to stop, Dolon tells them good gossip, including white horses, Dio kills him

they do some more bs, like killing people in their sleep (dio) and stealing horses (ody) dio considers unaliving more until athena suggests he may stop so other gods dont get jealous

both kings are good at being stealthy AND open combat

Rhesus horses are badass (first sign for the fall of troy), Dio gets them (bedding gift?), people without the horses and king leave W for the achaeans

Lord of War Cry

dio throws a spear at hector, apollos helmet saves him, but he mingles with the crowd, first time that Dio speaks back and calls him a dog (even the best men loose their temper at times)

Paris shoots his foot, (fucking moron blasts about it, Dio gives him a verbal lashing) he withdraws under cover of Odysseus, ody gets an ouchy

agamennon wants to flee (again), Dio tells them they should just let themselves get wounded again

Dio wins all funeral games of patroclus (though wounded) – Athena makes sure of it – draws first blood in the fight with Ajax, they stop him worried he’d kill him

Athena appears to him undiguised, Athenas favorite

kills some amazons, Achilles kills his cousin (who was a bitch), dio mourns him though and wants to have achilles punished

Dio and Ody bring Achilles son to Troy after Achilles death (bc they could not win the war without him there)

Ody and Dio sent to negoiate for peace after Paris’ death (by poised bow that the two of them stole?)

dio and ody gotta steal a statue of athena, ody disguises himself as beggar at night, dio follows later and brings the statue out

Ody tries to stab him in the back?? (to get the glory himself???) Dio catches it and ties him, and shoves him infront of himself, but refrains from punishing him because they need him (“for the greater good”)

dio is one of the warriors inside the trojan horse

dio leaves immediatly after the fall of troy (after the achaeans angered athena through the rape of cassandra by ajax the lesser) and arrives home safely (favored by the gods) Post Trojan war possibilities:

when he gets there his wife has commited adultery and keeps him out of town (palamedes brother having told he brought a different woman) aphrodite being pissed about the scratch helps her get many lovers, he has to leave again

gets kidnapped by some guy to get sacrificied to ares, gets saved by a girl

comes to the court of some other king who offers him his daughter as wife and lands, if he fights for them, so he does, and has two sons with her

he refuses to fight more trojans later on, he just wants to live in peace

birds haunt him and his men (his men cried so much over his death they got turned into birds)

[bearbug55]

round two: cast your mutuals as epic: the musical characters :D

okay not all my moots know epic but theyre. Theyre getting casted anyway 😈 again this has little to do with actual personalities, just who i think would be the best at playing each character. also double casting I DONT HAVE THAT MANY MUTUALS SHUT UP

Odysseus: @jennicatzies

Eurylochus: @onelastride

Polites: @cacaobeans

Perimedes: @morriskinggg

Elpenor: @thehistoriantype

Circe: @cacaobeans

Hermes: @santtalgis

Scylla: @lthier0ki

Tiresias: @therealestwizard

Zeus: @onelastride

Poseidon: @farbexx

Aeolus: @somewhereinthewoodsalone

Aphrodite: @andp3ggyy

Ares: @kyleetryme

Haephestus: ME. SHUT UP

Apollo: @santtalgis

Hera: @lthier0ki

Athena: @nobody-needs-to-know-who-i-am

Penelope: @betsey-laurens-hamilton

Telemachus: @erizmultifandommess

also.

winions: @musicalfan78 and @somewhereinthewoodsalone

lotus eaters: @abandoned-starry-collective and @nytromug

[stuffnthangsss]

Gravity Falls x Percy Jackson: GF Characters as Demigods Pt. 3

Click here for Pt. 1 (Mabel!), Pt. 2 (Stan + Ford), Pt. 4 (Side Characters), Pt. 5 (Fiddleford) & Lil Gideon

Dipper time!

Dipper was kind of hard for me to come up with… bc of the whole twin thing? But then I realized I just spent the last two points talking about the Stans being diff demigods so.

But now I realize Dipper could also be an Apollo kid? Either that, or Hermes imo. (I just love Grunkle Stan and Dipper dynamic ☹️ even if that could get angsty with Stan seeing the differences between the two of them despite both being Hermes kids… also writing this I just realized idk how Stan would be a Grunkle to them but yk what forget about logic ok?)

Apollo being the god of prophecy and the truth. Dipper’s search for the author being the truth part. Apollo was also apparently seen as the god of young men? So that works out.

Dipper also likes music despite not being as loud about it as Mabel?? Like liking Babba!

Idk I like the idea of the mystery twins being the children of a twin himself who has a twin sister.

Apollo as the god of youth I feel really fits in with Dipper and Mabel <3. Also, a big theme of Gravity Falls being childhood.

Just looked it up and apparently Apollo was also considered a god of knowledge which def works for dipper!! ALSO, reason and logic. And dipper we know is so incredibly logical. Apollo also said to be a patron of science.

According to someone on quora (lmao), Apollo was also depicted to drive off evil which can be seen in Dipper (and Mabel)’s battle against Bill (I haven’t finished s2, no spoilers please ❤️).

This is pretty lengthy LOL. That’s it, for now.

Might make more parts with other characters? I can see Soos as a kid of Haephestus (kinda changes canon tho but hey another Hispanic Hephaestus kid alongside Leo).

Pls share ur thoughts <33.

[pand1on]

actually who care about that the real crime is making odysseus look that young. of all the characters to be a grizzled sexy 50 year old man it should be him

i'm sure supergiant has their reasons but nothing kills my hype more than getting a notification about a game on my wishlist only for it to be that it's in early access. why would i pay 40 bucks + tax for a game that isn't finished yet grrrr

[upn-the-sky]

Ares: *minding his own business Kratos: *dramatically crying for help somewhere on earth Ares: Are you serious? Right in front of my salad? Ares: *throwing away all his business and running to an aid ___

Yes, here is Ares/Aphrodite and eating some sea salted salad, because as Haephestus said in GOW3, Ares is a conquered god of war. And Ares kinda feels absolutely not ashamed of it, you know. But at the same time he has duties in his domain and plan of Olympus's fall.. And he wants to live his life in between. Anyway, the point is that time is running a bit differently for gods and for Olympus, okay? That's why Ares managed everything during the Kratos's prayer and jumped from the sky right in the moment to save his life. A god of good endings!

[kazoosandfannypacks]

For the drawing spinning wheel game 😊 sabezra 🌼 🌼 🌼

sabine & ezra in alternate universe

I've been playing around for a while with the idea of making my next camp half-blood 5&1 being a Sabezra AU, in which Ezra is a Hermes kid and Sabine is a broody Haephestus kid with a lot of secrets.

send me one of my otps and i'll draw them 🌼 bmc 🌼 otp roulette challenge

[tinkerer-posting]

Oh, I'm more than willing, Machine. And... Did you forget my name, or are you just being a dick?

THE DAY OF REBIRTH AND REDEATH IS UPON US, CHILD

-@grand-steward-posting

Ah-- Grand Steward....?

Goodness, between you and the Maker, we really do nearly have a full house, don't we? We're just missing a few of my siblings, I fear.

[lakemojave]

As a big dude with a lotta hair, it makes me so happy to see Haephestus' design. Not only is he fat, he's also positioned as attractive and not a funny butt of a joke. It's awesome. I love how diverse Supergiant's designs are.

It's kinda been a process of refinement for the studio to get to this point. Pyre was the first of their games to prominently feature a wide variety of character designs but neither it or Hades did well by fat or disabled folks. Seems like they took extra care with that this time around and boy howdy it paid off. Zee is an incredible artist