#had so many problems w my colours posting this on twitter but i feel like i waste people’s time if i faff about too much on there…

[pencilnewt]

the hughes bros’ adventures in ikea!

inspiration:

[daiseukiis]

╰ ⋆ 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐘 ଓ.° ╮

𓄹 ⌗ 021. ⠀⠀⠀⠀did kaiser just kiss you

CONTENT. suggestive, profanity, online bullying and threats of kys

020 | MASTERLIST | 022

monday, 2:36 pm

⠀⠀⠀⠀ “there you are.” a specific journalist frantically pulls mae to the side, her just finishing her biology class. she cocks a brow up at his behaviour, seeing how panicked he is as they quickly walk to the side to more empty hallway. “akaashi?”

“we have a problem.” akaashi keiji takes his phone out, handing it to mae to read all the tweets. she wasn't too sure what was going on, since after the time she got posted on loki's twitter she had her notifications to following only.

“w-what’s this?” her heart drops at the comments and all the mentions directed at her. this was the first that she was under fire for something, especially when it was something over a blurry photo that can be viewed in so many ways that could ruin her. this was mae's first ever scandal, and the fact that so many people hidden behind a screen had such bold words to say to her made her blank out.

mae was so engrossed in all the comments that she couldn't even feel the vibration of her phone going off; kaiser's caller id showing up on her screen as all eyes were stuck on akaashi's. the boy frantically looks around for her, praying she pick up so he could go to her and clear whatever the hell it was that ness sent to him.

mae's eyes see the colour of dark plum at the corner of her eyes, looking up to see the sumire herself with a stoic look to her face. the fear that came over mae was an understatement, her stomach went into twists at the sight of her.

“this is a misun—” mae's words are silence by the contact of sumire's hand going on to her skin. the scene which causes many of them to go into a frenzy, their bodies moving before any of their minds could process the action she just did.

“i invite you into my house, and this is how you repay me?” the look of pain is on her face as shock paints mae's, she was so numb to the feeling that she didn't even know how to react.

kaiser who saw the scene unravel runs towards mae, putting the phone in his pocket as he brings the girl in his arms in one fluid motion. “sumire!” the glare he bares at the swimmer is sharp, one that makes her snap and want to slap him next.

“back off!” in sync both itoshi rin and mikage reo are pulling the girl by her arms to make sure she doesn't do anything else to them.

“are you alright?” his words are soft, different to how she had talked to him the first few times. the footballer could feel her heartbeat, one that pounds against her chest for him to resonate long with. mae is at a lost of words as she stares at him with widen eyes, “kaiser…”

“what the hell was that for?” his eyes narrow at the girl in front of him, one she reciprocates with the same look. sumire scoffs after getting rin and reo to get off her. “i know you’ve seen it.”

“you didn’t have to hit her!” reo yells as he grabs hold of sumire’s forearm, getting her to step away from kaiser and akaashi who were blocking her from mae. the swimmer gives reo a glare, telling him to leave her alone before heaving a sigh. they were right ; she had to calm down because sumire was being unreasonable.

“what were you doing with sosuke?” she takes a breath, holding on to reo's to hold herself back from doing anymore damage than needed. the atmosphere is thick between all of them, especially the tension between kaiser and sumire.

mae taps kaiser's forearm, signalling that she was feeling better. though the look of protest was in kaiser's face, he did what she wanted. he removes her from his embrace as she nods at akaashi, mae makes her way to stand in front of sumire, “kaiser spilled his drink on me after yamazaki bumped into him and he just gave me something to change into.”

“i was there in the room with them," aiyumi's voice is suddenly heard at the end of the hallway, breathing in a haste ; likely running to find the two though was too late. "sosuke left and didn’t do anything.”

“the camera flash.” mae suddenly remembers that critical detail, knowing that when yamazaki had gave her a hug since mae had almost broke down during their encounter. everyone perks up at the newfound fact, causing aiyumi to nod at it. “you’re right. we heard a camera shutter and there was a flash during that time, but we just thought it was from the party.”

“so someone purposely did it to start rumours…?” sumire is at a lost of words hearing about it, but kaiser couldn't help but ponder on one question, “who the hell would do that?”

“how are you feeling?” kaiser asks as the two of them sit out in an empty study room. akaashi had stayed for a few minutes earlier but had to head to class and left the two of them alone after mae had calmed down.

“like shit.” mae groans. her hand is placed under her chin as her elbow prompts on to the table. though a smirk plays on her lips, eyes glancing towards blue roses. “i’d feel better if you kissed me.”

“if that's what liebe wants.” even in this type of situation kaiser couldn't help but scoff at her remark. his fingers brush the strands of mae's hair behind her ear before he places a chaste kiss on her cheek— one which she wasn't expecting at all.

“are we interrupting something?”

“did kaiser just kiss you.”

“kiyuri!” the said girl and ness stand in front of the door. shock is on ness' face as kiyuri had a slightly distraughted look on hers. kaiser and mae blink, both sending an innocent smile towards them.

“mae, everyone’s calling you a home wrecker.” kiyuri's previous question was rhetorical, so she wasn't expecting much of answer and ignores her attitude. the boy beside her blinks, “maybe she is.”

“listen ness, shut the fuck up.” kiyuri deadpans pretty face. ness scoffs at her, “i’m just saying.”

“it looks bad in the photo but nothing really happened, aiyumi’s my witness.” mae blurts out, stopping the unnecessary banter the two were about to go through.

“the fuck is this, a courtroom?” kiyuri clicks her tongue, quickly texting something due to a message being sent to her. “shohei’s on his way, he’s asking if the performance for the mid game is still on.”

“i have an idea.”

“why is she stripping?!” bachira meguru screams out with the rest of the crowd have their mouths agape from the scene, multiple gasps and cheers going louder at her actions. oliver shakes his head, smirking at mae's bold way to counter one of the rumours of her wearing baggy outfits to mask hickeys left on her body. just as everyone saw the blank canvas of her body that one rumour was shut down, “damn she has balls.”

mae on stage throws the shirt she had taken off on to the field, blowing a kiss towards kaiser's way with a wink. the boy himself chuckles, amused by her rather controversial idea.

ness cocks a brow out, seeing the expression on the strikers face. “kaiser?” “i guess she isn’t just a pretty face.” he smirks to himself as he watches mae turning her body around and shakes her ass towards the crowd on the beats before running off stage for the next set.

the crowd continues to watch the performance, as the social media about her scandal continues to go aflare at her supposed actions. just as the music ends, the cheers of the audience was much louder than the occasional boo's she had gotten seeing how she was the center of the group.

everyone watches as many of the dancers get off stage, but mae is the only that stays which causes a lot of the audience to question what was going on. one of the staff run and hand her a mic, mae tapping it to hush the crowd at their words.

“i just wanted to thank all the support everyone has given the team, especially since we’re going to the next round for competitions.” before mae could continue the audience is mixed with boos and congratulations for her accomplishments, one that mae just nervously laughs off.

once the crowd has started to quiet down she continues, “but i also just wanted to address those rumours about me and yamazaki sosuke, they’re not real and there’s nothing going on between us." there's a pause in her words due to the fact many of the people there had started going on their phones, yamazaki, sumire and aiyumi confirming her words and announcing the authenticy of the rumours. "fujima aiyumi was even in the room but she isn’t in the picture.”

“and i’m dating kuneda shohei.”

𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐍𝐎𝐖 !

⠀⠀⠀⠀￫ i uh... didn't fix the time properly oops

⠀⠀⠀⠀￫ they preformed the same routine they did for qualifiers.

⠀⠀⠀⠀￫ the football team won their game, though kaiser wasn't happy the second half knowing this fact.

SPONSERS ( OPEN ) ,,, @okkotsuus @yuyan @ryuverse @renjiishot @aoshei @heartyouwon @roe-sinning @vvasant @eishtar @kakujis @sttarzxx @deskaisersliebling @luvjiro

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED !

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[borisbubbles]

28. ITALY

Diodato - “Fai Rumore”

And we’re back to our usual disconnect, where everyone pretends to love Italy and I don’t. I cannot wait for all the Italian crazies to be OUTRAGED by this ranking (28/41 is fine for an entry I don’t care about...?) and reblog this all over the tumblrverse and inflate my reader stats. 😈 but first, let’s discuss what we have on our hands here. 

Song Analysis

There’s no way this post *won’t* end up offensive to every Fai Rumore fan, so I will resort to brutal honesty. I never, ever, *ever* cared about “Fai rumore”. In fact, I’d even say it’s strongly overrated by the gross of the Eurovision fandom? 

Okay so here’s the deal. I will not deny that “Fai Rumore” has several things going for it. The song has emotional gravitas, Diodato has a great voice and acts very well. It’s technically precise and well produced. It is very competent at what it sets out to be, which is a very standard HQ Sanremo Power Ballad. 

But here’s where I feel like I deviate from the norm: You may think “wow Fai Rumore! How brilliant, meticulous and poised”, but I think “how expected, overtly earnest and unfun?” 

The problem is, this is Boris’s Bubble and Boris doesn’t enjoy songs that feel like they belong inside a trophy cupboard, and “Fai rumore” is exactly one of those songs, don’t lie. So “meticulous, poised and brilliant” you say, well *I* say “how overtly earnest, unfun and aloof”? I have a Spotify - if I wanted to listen to good music, I’d just use that? Or one of my like 15 Youtube Playlists containing non-ESC entries? Why would I watch Eurovision, or Sanremo for that matter, for the good music when there are so many other (and easier) options available for me that align better to my tastes?

The fact that “Fai Rumore” is *too* perfect for me (and therefore very hard to empathize with imo) is one thing, which leads to other thing I need to point out. I’ll let my friend Matthew take over here, who wrote this paragraph on ESCUnited right after Diodato’s selection: 

That final sentences is bone-chilling because it’s so, so true. “I AM A SOPHISTICATED MUSIC FAN BECAUSE I FOLLOW ~FESTIVALE DI SANREMO~” is such a common trope of elistism (like, replace “San Remo” with any quality newspaper, nobel prize winning author or classical music composer and you’ll find to be nearly universally applicable to snobs across the globe), but I find it specifically ugly in Eurovision.

You see, would the same courtesy be extended to a country of lower prestige if they got a Fai Rumore? Would the same courtesy be extended to a person of colour? or a woman? How about others songs that, like Fai Rumore, emulate their country’s musical traditions (Fai Rumore is SO italian you can smell the basil), except those traditions fall outside of the western European bubble? See, it doesn’t bother me that Italians like Fai Rumore and are proud of it. They’re Italians. Of course they are! I don’t judge them for it. I don’t rly care if the odd introvert finds solace in a song of this calibre. But as soon as Matthew made the aforementioned post, people who had previously rated Diodato as a 5/6 already started adjusting their scores to 10s and 12s and, well...

It bothers me that the same fanbase that DEMANDS cultural diversity (Diodato) and/or MOAR ETHNOBOPS (Efendi) refuse to accept a Solovey or an Origo -which are a thousandfold more layered, sophisticated and daring- as an equal. 

It bothers *even more* me that people are willing to immediately give Italy a plethora of chances (especially when they choose men! fuck institutionalised sexism!), while not doing the same for a Belarus. Belarus HAS no clear musical scene or funds to really produce good music, yet produced a ridiculously good NF (with a VERY righteous winner - yes, Chakras, but also: Chakras) I’ve seen snobs SLAM VAL, mercilessly despite being an excellent left-field pick (god imagine if Yan had won Eurofest for a sec. What a nightmare). Italy, otoh, also delivered a sterling NF, have *a VERY* rich musical tradition, tons of talent and money and production value... and they still went the lowest common denominator available, and yet they receive praise, without so much as a whisper of protest from our so-called “value seekers���. This level of hypocrisy and double standard wielding, all in the name of wishing to be taken seriously delivers *such* a toxic undercurrent to Eurovision and has absolutely soured me on Diodato. This isn’t his fault, but sadly he’s become a weapon of mass misconstruction and well just because I hate the guy who pressed the big red button more doesn’t mean I automatically like ICBMs. As we come near the songs I actually give a damn’ about, I will start calling the shitpociries out. Brace yourself for it, when I rank Solovey and Da Vidna inside my top five.

Want some examples specifically pertaining to the Diodato fandom? Sure, I’ll give you some:

EJEMPLO UNO: 

Diodato fanboys openly coddling him on social media post-lockdown all “PROTECT OUR POOR MUNCHKIN FROM THE CORONAVIRUS”. Like... he’s a *thirty-eight year old adult* he can take care of himself, BACK UP OFF HIM you freaks. 

EJEMPLO DOS: 

The relevant media having baptized Diodato as THE SAVING GRACE OF THE LOCKDOWN, ITALIANS SINGING ‘FAI RUMORE’ FROM THEIR BALCONIES IN DEFIANCE OF COVID-19, which is such a bullshit narrative it’s turned my hair from black to brown.  Yes, the Italians sang “Fai Rumore”. What they don’t tell you is that they also sang many other Italian and non-Italian songs, including humanitarian anthem “Roar” by Kety Perr (cue to Katy Perry being like “OMG I’M SO HONORED TO INSPIRE SO MANY ITALIANS ::hungarianflagemoji::” on twitter.). CNN Like, Eurovision related media LOVE portraying it as a ~life-chaning confort anthem~ - the reality is that “Fai rumore”, while playing its part, was merely a tiny spoke in a giant wheel. 

EJEMPLO QUATRO:

Well take a look at how many people will reblog this post and slam it for daring to point out, what I think are really obvious truths to anyone who doesn’t suffer from musical myopia. 

In the end, the song is okay and it’s okay to love it. But if you ‘love’ it because you’ve convinced yourself that you must, and not because it genuinely means something to you, I don’t think you have grounds to criticise to criticise anyone but yourself.

NF Corner

As I said, I didn’t follow San Remo live (I never do! *gasp* blasphemy, I know), but I did plan to check it for this write-up except RAI deleted every live performance? And they won’t let me embed the few remaining vids either? 

Anyway, this happened so right-click-open this a new tab and then return once you’ve finished it. 

Backstage feuds being fought out LIVE on the stage in front of millions of viewers 😍 Apparently Morgan and Bugo were at loggerheads for a while, and had a massive row RIGHT before their performance on the second night, which caused Morgan to stray from the script and sing all the insulting things Bugo told him *to Bugo* instead of the actual lyrics of their duet. 😍 😍 😍 Bugo IMMEDIATELY stormed off the stage to the point where Amadeus had to like... literally tell the gobsmacked audience that Bugo had left the building 😍 😍 😍. This is some god-tier pettiness and I’m completely in awe of it. DEITIES. 😍

aside from Sincerogate, I would’ve embedded vidoes that contained the DRAMA (Rancore), CAMP (Achille) and UNABASHED WEIRDNESS (Levante) of this year’s line-up, but I guess RAI really doesn’t like for people to have fun. Oh well. 

Italy 2020 vs Italy 2021

Diodato is male and Italian, so yeah, guaranteed top 10 in Rotterdam, no matter what happens. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Cynicism aside, televoters WOULD have flocked to it without thinking twice (for exactly those two reasons), passing over many better entries in the process and well... I’m tired and exhausted and I think you can guess I am not very impressed by this likely outcome. 

Not sure what RAI’s strategy for 2021 is (lol it’s RAI - they don’t have a strategy. besides Italy have bigger fish to fry than the Eurovision Song Contest as you know), but I’m not very invested either way. I could imagine them internally selecting Diodato if he’s willing to do ESC in 2021, but if this was a one-off deal (which I think it was), they will probably select another plain white bloke for you to obsess over, so no worries :-) #TuttoVaPene

FREAKY! FRIDAY! FACTOR!

I’m sort of conflicted? On one hand, god Fai Ru*snore* is SO typical of “Italy in Eurovision”, not just from a musical perspective but from a point of reverence as well. On to the other hand, when are the fanbases *not* acting insane w/r/t Italy?

San Remo was  really crazy this year, enough for me to award Italy a couple Senheads. However... if I wanted to see nice and inoffensive triumph over a bunch of deranged, gimmicky, ott masterpieces, I’d just rewatch #London1977? (offensive take #16: “people that like Marie Myriam the most in 1977 do not understand Eurovision”) Ehhhh whatevs.

Score: 2 Senhits out of 5. 

[jeremyknox]

i was tagged in 3 tag games in the last day or so and instead of making 3 separate posts in which i tag much of the same people, i decided to consolidate. i love you all who tagged me.

uh....idk if i have anyone to tag? you guys kind of covered everyone i WOULD tag. i guess @flowerparrish, @colormekorrasami, @jordanetalaredead, @megayest, @twin-ace, @lakesandquarries, @peachy-shrimp, and @hotdamnlookatthispan.... if any of these look interesting, you should totally do them!

okay everything under the cuuuuut

tag game number one: tagged by the sweetest human, @carrie-frances

what’s your favourite song(s) to sing/hum? this is a tough one? currently i’ve been singing You by Keaton Henson a lot and also Ophelia by The Lumineers. Let Her Go by Passenger is another goodie for singing lately. Oh and Lost Boy!!!! by Ruth B.

what’s your favourite flower/tree/plant? I love nature wow. My favorite tree is definitely a Weeping Cherry Tree or Willow. My favorite flowers are sunflowers and roses! Plants in general, I just really love cacti? It’s a product of having family I adore in Arizona haha

what do you always doodle? hm... cats, mostly

how do you take your tea/coffee? With plenty of splenda and some milk

favourite candle scent? Vanilla, mostly. just sweet things

what perfume do you wear? body sprays from bath and bodyworks, usually vanilla or peach

what’s your go-to dance move when you’re alone? i have zero clue haha

favourite quote? i don’t know off of the top of my head! perhaps the one i have tattooed, from star wars. “luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.”

favourite self care routine? putting on good smelling lotions. reading a book. snuggling oliver. calling someone i love.

fuzzy socks or house slippers? both! but mostly fuzzy socks

what colour are your eyes? just plain ole brown

what’s your favourite eye colour on others? idk? i think blue or green but i adore brown eyes on everyone

favourite season? why? autumn, i like the colors and the clothes and the smells

cheek, neck or nose kisses? cheek! but the real MVP are forehead ones

what does your happy place look like? the beach but without all the people. or a quiet forest with light filtering in

favourite breed of dog? i’ve always loved boxers the most, and cavaliers

do you ever want to be married? if so, what colours would you pick for your wedding theme? yes, i think i do? i don’t know what colors, it’s always changing. i think it depends on the person i’m with because their input would matter. i’d want the colors to be whatever colors they think of when they see me and vice versa

cursive or print? it’s a solid mix but mostly print

favourite weather? raining and warm, but not thundering

tag game number two: tagged by the amazing @dancyon

— What was your last…

1. Drink: iced tea

2. Phone call: my aunt calling with some hard news

3. Text message: my aunt with an update

4. Song you listened to: love me by the 1975

5. Time you cried: yesterday and i’m gonna cry later today @ love, simon

6. Dated someone twice: yeah

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: for sure

8. Been cheated on: by two different people, apparently im easy to cheat on

9. Lost someone special: sadly, i’ve lost a few

10. Been depressed: lmao got that good good depression goblin

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: god yeah whoops sorry friends

— Fave colours

12. purple (any shade really)

13. blue (any shade really)

14. soft yellow

— in the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: ahhhh!!!! yes i have ♥

16. Fallen out of love: hhhhhhhhhh

17. Laughed until you cried: probably

18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh yeah

19. Met someone who changed you: yeah, in more ways than one

20. Found out who your friends are: idk???? kinda yeah

21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list: uh i think i have my ex still

— General

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know irl: majority

23. Do you have any pets: my boy @ollycat and then my dogs and cats @ my parents house

24. Do you want to change your name: i actually did but now i’m back to my birthname bc being NB is one big ???? of what do i want 

25. What did you do for your last birthday: oh shit well w my friends i got drunk on rum, dressed up like a pirate, and played d&d. and then fam was the usual cheesecake factory adventure

26. What time did you wake up today: uh around 8 something officially?

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: i think i fell asleep before midnight? if not i was watching Critical Role

28. What is something you can’t wait for: my next tattoo!!

30. What are you listening to right now: just the sounds of my grandparents house

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I have an ex named Tom and a Grandpa named Tom

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves: just like....everything about this breakup and stuff i guess

33. Most visited website: god uh...tumblr and twitter????

34. Hair colour: naturally a dark brown with some reddish in it. it’s currently died as close as possible to that

35. Long or short hair: medium?

36. Do you have a crush on someone: no currently i’m avoiding all romance like the fucking PLAGUE

37. What do you like about yourself: i’m pretty tenacious

38. Want any piercings: nah, i’m more the tattoo type

39. Blood type: ..............why

40. Nicknames: bird, birb, kbird, kbirb, broseidon

41. Relationship status: single

42. Sign: aries

43. Pronouns: they/them

44. Fave tv show: on air right now it’s b99 and the good place. in general, buffy and gilmore girls

45. Tattoos: i currently have 6 and i want sooooo many more

46. Right or left handed: left!!!!

47: Ever had surgery: tonsils and stomach yeah

48. Piercings: none

49. Sport: none currently but football (soccer) will always have my heart

50. Vacation: currently in arizona!! i’ve been all over though, i miss mexico a lot

51. Trainers:  what does this....mean....like.....shoes???????

— More general

52. Eating: currently nothing? 

53. Drinking: iced tea currently

54. I’m about to watch: LOVE, SIMON AGAIN BITCH!!!!!!!

55. Waiting for: life to feel right

56. Want: a nap, like always

57. Get married: okay your answer of “if i get past my commitment issues and find someone that loves me, sure” was fucking perfect

58. Career: teacher!

— Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses: hugs

60. Lips or eyes: eyes

61. Shorter or taller: taller

62. Older or younger: older

63. Nice arms or stomach: arms

64. Hookup or relationships: relationship

65. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

— Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger: nope

67. Drank hard liquor: hell yeah

68.Turned someone down: in high school yeah. and like once in college

69. Sex on first date: ........im an ace baby

70: Broken someone’s heart: supposedly

71. Had your heart broken: mhmmmm

72. Been arrested: nah, just brought home by cops

73. Cried when someone died: yeah, i cry at everything but especially death

74. Fallen for a friend: ..........only friends tbh

— Do you believe in

75. Yourself: trying to? cullen says my heart’s vibranium

76. Miracles: some days i do

77. Love at first sight: probably not, i used to though

78. Santa Claus: not anymore

79. Angels: i’d like to

— Misc

80. Eye colour: brown!

81. Best friends name: i mean..... jenny, ellie, michelle, and cullen? plus like max and jor, of course

82. Favourite movie: i guess the princess bride is the Most Favorite of All

83. Favourite actor: my MAIN MAN, hugh jackman

84. Favourite cartoon: danny phantom right now

85. Favourite teacher’s name: in HS it was mrs haley and in college it was dr trainor....grad school so far it’s been jen lynady

final tag game: tagged by the cutest, @blurredmxnds

bold the statements that are true

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory (lmao about some things???)

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else 

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year (on and off)

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have at least 15 CDs (somewhere in my things)

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now (i JUST ended my thing w this)

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone (just a toe)

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

[lorrainecparker]

After Effects: revisiting feature requests from 2008

June 2008 seems like a long time ago now. Adobe had only just released After Effects CS3 and I was mostly working on a G5 PowerMac. Four gigabytes of RAM seemed like an awful lot. George W Bush was the US President and the Apple iPhone was only 1 year old – a month later in July Apple would release the iPhone 3G, but that was still a secret.

Just a quick reminder about June 2008… After Effects came in a box, the iPhone was at version 1, and the US President was George W Bush.

What Apple did announce in June 2008 was the name of their next operating system – “Snow Leopard”. At the Apple Worldwide Developer Conference a few details trickled out – most significantly, the announcement that Snow Leopard wouldn’t introduce any major new features, but rather focus on performance and “under the hood” improvements.

When I read the various Apple news reports I started to wonder – what if Adobe took the same approach with After Effects? What if the next release skipped any major new features and instead focused on performance and small improvements? I thought it was worth daydreaming about.

Just for fun, I posted the idea on the After Effects email list, and asked for suggestions for minor feature requests that would make everyday work faster and easier. I remember finding the responses interesting, as there were several things I had never thought of. It was a good reminder that After Effects is used by lots of different people in lots of different situations. After a week or two, I compiled the suggestions together and emailed the list to Adobe, and received a thank-you email from Michael Coleran, the After Effects product manager at the time.

It’s not quite 10 years later, but last week Adobe announced the latest releases of their major CC apps, including After Effects. As usual with such a major update, it takes time to go through all the new features and work out what’s new and what’s changed. There are videos to watch, blogs to read, twitter posts to examine and so on. Right now, I’m not even sure what it’s called. Is it After Effects CC 2018? The update appeared on my Windows machine as just After Effects CC…

Whatever the name, how does the latest version of After Effects stack up against the list of feature requests I sent to Adobe almost 10 years ago? Let’s go through the list and see. Bear in mind that this is a list of suggestions from a range of different people, so there’s some overlap and a little ambiguity. I’ve loosely grouped them together according to the part of After Effects they apply to.

  Interface:

Moving/dragging interface tabs around can be “undone”

I used to think this looked better than the current After Effects interface. I was wrong. So very, very wrong.

It’s hard to remember, but After Effects didn’t always look the way it did. Adobe gave AE a major interface revamp with version 7, but many users – myself included – initially hated the radical change and resisted the upgrade.

Eventually After Effects CS3 was released which prompted us to upgrade and grapple with the new look and feel, and it really was a big leap from the old floating-windows of After Effects 6.5. But while it now seems 2nd nature, dragging those tabs and palettes around took a bit of getting used to. It was easy to accidentally drag something to a new place, or close a panel you didn’t mean to, or basically just click in the wrong spot and find your workspace layout had become all messed up. Unlike changes to the timeline, these changes to the interface layout couldn’t be fixed with an “undo”.

Nearly ten years later it’s still easy to accidentally mess up your favourite workspace with an errant click, but can you “undo” workspace layout changes in the latest version of After Effects? Still no.

Verdict: Still waiting…

a colour swatch palette

It’s fair to say that we got more than we asked for! The Photoshop swatches palette is on the left, the Kuler panel in After Effects on the right also includes tools to create colour schemes.

In 2008, the majority of the work I was doing involved motion graphics for large corporate clients with strict brand guidelines. Clients generally had a small, rigidly defined colour palette to work from, but After Effects had no way of saving colours for easy and repeated selection, in the way that Photoshop and Illustrator did. With CC 2014, Adobe introduced the Kuler panel, which finally gave users a color swatch panel but also much, much more. While the Kuler panel is above and beyond the expectations of any AE user who just wanted the same swatch panel that Photoshop had, it’s unfortunate that Adobe hid this awesome new feature away in the “Extensions” sub-menu, so many users are probably unaware it’s there.

Verdict: We got it, but they’ve done their best to hide it from us…

  colour labels for composition tabs…

After Effects used to be monochrome, but colour – and colour labels – slowly crept in over time. The lower image is from a time where layers could be given a colour label, but not the actual composition.

Using colour labels has become an essential part of my workflow, but if you go back far enough there was a time when the entire AE interface was monochrome. At some point, After Effects included colour labels for layers in a composition, but presumably there was a period where you couldn’t assign a colour label to the composition itself. But AFAIK, compositions have been able to have colour labels for some time now…

Verdict: Yes thanks!

colour labels for effects

…but there’s no way to assign a colour label to an effect. If you don’t use colour labels to organize your projects then this is probably pretty meaningless to you – but to those of us who do, they are an essential organizational tool. The “Select label group” function is one of those powerful workflow features that isn’t immediately obvious but can save an enormous amount of time and frustration. Perhaps a future version of AE will allow individual effects to have colour labels – but so far it’s a no go.

Verdict: No, not yet.

  Plugins & Effects:

 a list of favourite effects

While After Effects has allowed you to save your own presets for many years, the plugins themselves are always listed in same groups in the “Effects” menu. In the same way that many applications keep a track of recent documents opened, and After Effects keeps a track of recently imported footage, it would be nice to have a list of recently used effects. So far, however, that’s yet to appear.

Verdict: Still waiting…

Make obsolete plugins (eg Basic 3D) an optional install. Weed out older, redundant and inferior plugins.  For example- why is there a CC Toner AND a Tritone?  Do we still need a fast blur AND a Gaussian blur?  The CC Power Pin is much better than the older Corner Pin, the “Hue/Saturation” effect is miles better than the “Colour Balance (HLS)” effect etc

Over the years, Adobe has bought software from other companies (or just bought the company) and also licensed existing plugins from 3rd parties so they come included with the basic install. Along the way, some older plugins have been superseded and others have duplicate functionality. In recent years, Adobe HAVE started to address this issue, by introducing the “Obsolete” menu. And while there is the potential to do more with the way duplicate functions are handled – and they confused a lot of people by changing the Gaussian Blur and Fast Blur effects recently – they seem to at least be aware of the problem. Verdict: Well I guess they’ve made a start.

a button to move a layer to the centre of the composition

While After Effects has had an “align” panel for a long time, it was overhauled with CS 5 and gained the ability to align layers relative to the composition. Technically, to centre a layer you have to click twice – once for the horizontal and once for the vertical axis – but we’ll give Adobe a tick for this one.

Verdict: Yes thanks Adobe!

a button to reset the anchor point of a layer to the centre

a button to add a keyframe from within the effects palette

These requests are perfect examples of the types of workflow enhancements I was looking for, when I made the analogy between Apple’s approach to Snow Leopard and what I thought Adobe could do with After Effects. They sound so simple yet so useful – but so far neither of these features has been added.

Verdict: No, not yet. But check AEscripts…

a histogram in the “curves” effect

A lot of After Effects users – myself included – complained about the “old” curves effect. It wasn’t that great, and when benchmarked against the “levels” effect it was incredibly slow. In a rare move, Adobe publically announced they were going to completely overhaul the Curves effect and even asked for suggestions as to how it could be better. The “new” curves effect is fast, has a great scalable interface, and is generally much easier to use. While it doesn’t have all of the features everyone may have asked for, it’s vastly improved over the old one. I use it every day. But does it have a histogram? No, no it doesn’t…

Verdict: Still waiting… if they haven’t done it now, they’ll probably never do it. I’ll just keep on using the levels effect after the curves effect just for the histogram…

give all plugins a consistent edge crop and blend-with-original option (like the way all Tinderbox plugins do)

Tinderbox was one of the first 3rd party plugins I owned, but they were sadly bought by GenArts and then discontinued (I assume some of the technology made its way into Sapphire, GenArts existing plugin range). One feature that helped make the Tinderbox plugins feel professional was the way every plugin had identical controls to crop edges, resize the layer if needed, and to blend with the original image. While some After Effects plugins have some of these features, it was the consistency across all Tinderbox plugins which helped them feel like a high-end tool.

Compositing options – I love them!

Adobe addressed this with the CC 2014 release – which gave all effects a “compositing option” to fade the strength of the effect, and also the ability to use masks to isolate where an effect was applied to an image.

In CC 2017, Adobe went one step further and now every plugin that references another layer can now be controlled to see the layer either before or after effects have been applied.

Verdict: Yes thank you! The “compositing options” are very powerful and the improvements to compound effects in CC 2017 were an unexpected bonus.

a depth shadow effect (not sure what this means, maybe an extruded shadow, not a drop shadow?)

Remembering that this list is a bunch of suggestions from several people, I’m not actually sure what the person who suggested “depth shadow” really meant. But since After Effects introduced Layer Styles from Photoshop, which offer more options for shadows (as well as bevels and all the other layer style goodness) I’m going to assume that’s what they meant.

Verdict: Well we got layer styles, which are pretty cool. I guess that’s what you meant?

  Fonts & Type:

a reset button on the character palette (but please don’t reset the font, it’s annoying)

If you’re jumping between different motion graphics projects, it’s common to be working with many different fonts, and many different character settings.   Font size, leading, tracking and so on can be radically different between projects and when changing to another project it can be easy to miss settings in the character palette that should have been adjusted. Maybe (just hypothetically… it happened to a friend of mine) you’ve spent hours working on an awesome typography layout only to realize that all the text is superscript… or faux bold… or set to 110% wide. A quick button to reset the character palette would help avoid these sorts of issues.

While there isn’t a clickable button to reset all of the parameters in the character panel, you can choose reset from the character palette’s contextual menu. I’m not sure if this has always been there, but it’s good to know. The fact that the person who requested this specifically asked for the reset button not to reset the font suggests they knew about the menu option but really, really wanted a button to press.

Verdict: There’s a reset option in the contextual menu, but whoever suggested this really wanted a button.

keyframable text palette parameters

Animating text is one of the core uses for After Effects, and so it stands to reason that the text animation tools are incredibly powerful. The problem is that they are SO powerful that even basic text animation can be complicated, or just plain overwhelming. Common text treatments such as animated tracking require the user to manually add a text animator and potentially deal with selecting ranges and so on. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to animate simple parameters like font size, leading and tracking without having to dive into the world of text animators? To date, Adobe hasn’t agreed.

Verdict: Still waiting…

make the default kerning optical (PLEASE! At least an option in preferences…)

In my experience, optical kerning nearly always looks better.

Verdict: Still waiting…

include fonts with the “collect files” function

Such a common and obvious request, and I can only assume that the reason it hasn’t been done is to do with legal issues surrounding the distribution of fonts. It’s also possible that Adobe’s push to the Creative Cloud TypeKit means they see that as a solution for font problems.

Verdict: Still waiting…

put all fonts used in a project at the top of the font list (as well as in alphabetical order)

Seriously Adobe, frickin’ accountants using frickin’ spreadsheets had it better than us for years!

This is something that Microsoft Office products have done for years, and it’s great. Especially for those of us who spend weeks at a time working with the same font, or sets of fonts, it’s amazing that an application that is used so heavily for text animation has lacked an easy way to identify which fonts are being used in the current project.

Verdict: Hooray! Thanks Adobe, they’ve overhauled fonts and the font menu with the latest release.

  Masks

keyframable/ trackable mask axis

While Adobe have continued to add features to masks since it was released, it’s been up to 3rd party scripts to fill various voids and enable new ways to manipulate or work with masks. While there was a time when you could only have one mask per layer, the most recent release of After Effects now provides access to individual path points on a mask through expressions.

Verdict: Yes thanks Adobe! Christmas came early this year.

per-vertex mask feather

This powerful feature was added in CS 6. My own personal observation, however, is that lots of people asked for it but when it finally arrived not so many people actually used it. When you need it, though, it’s invaluable.

Verdict: Yes thanks Adobe! It’s there for when we need it.

  Animation

separate X,Y & Z position keyframes

Verdict: Yes thanks Adobe!

adjust and save your own “ease” settings as keyframe assistants

The velocity of keyframes is what gives animation its personality. You could say that the “design” in motion graphics design comes down to velocity curves. While the default “easy ease” helps make animations smoother with the press of a button (I press F9 many time a day…) the default values can make your animations feel a bit generic. Being able to set and save presets for your own favourite “ease” settings would be a huge bonus, and if you have a project where the overall “feel” comes from using specific velocity curve values, it would save lots of tedious clicking and typing.

Verdict: Still waiting…

solids have their colour keyframable without using the fill effect

At first glance this might seem like a flippant request, but remember that this list was made in 2008 and After Effects CS3 was a lot more restrictive than it is now in terms of rendering order and the way compound effects worked (and see above for the compositing options now available). But in 2008 there would have been cases where changing the colour of a solid without having to use an effect would have been very useful. So while it’s clear that this feature hasn’t been implemented, other more significant features to the After Effects rendering pipeline have possibly made this request redundant.

Verdict: Still waiting, but we’ll give Adobe a pass on this one

  Preferences

user-defined keyboard shortcuts

With so many apps offering this feature there’s little to add except to note how long it’s taken to arrive. The very latest release, CC 2018, finally brings keyboard mapping to After Effects.

Verdict: Yes thanks Adobe! Christmas came early this year.

adding a preference for the level of detail used by pixelmotion, so you can adjust the quality of time-remapped footage without resorting to using Timewarp.

 This is an interesting suggestion, but it will need some explanation. When Adobe licensed the technology behind The Foundry’s “Kronos” plugin and introduced it to After Effects, they also introduced a level of ambiguity and misunderstanding with their terminology. Firstly, there’s the “timewarp” effect, applied to a layer from the effects menu. But there’s also the term “pixelmotion”, which is enabled by cycling through the frame-blending options in the timeline window. Behind the scenes, they’re doing the same thing – you can think of “pixelmotion” as the timewarp effect, but instead of being applied as an effect and being controlled by the parameters in the effects palette, it’s automatically and invisibly enabled by setting the frame-blending button to the appropriate setting.

But as anyone who has ever used pixelmotion/timewarp can tell you – the results aren’t always perfect. But if a layer isn’t rendering quite right with pixelmotion, the next step is to jump into the full-blown timewarp effect and play around with all the parameters.  Wouldn’t it be nice and easy if there was a simple way of adjusting some of the pixelmotion settings globally, in the preferences panel, so that the user has a basic level of control over pixel motion.  That way, minor artefacts can be fixed without having to change to the timewarp effect.

Verdict: Still waiting…

re-ordering queued items in the render queue when the current render is paused

Once you hit that “render” button, After Effects effectively locks you out of doing anything else until it’s finished. If you have lots of long, intensive compositions queued up then this can mean leaving your machine running for hours, or even overnight. Unfortunately, if your priorities change after you’ve started rendering and you want to change the order that compositions are rendered, you have to stop the whole process in order to be able to move items in the queue. It would save a lot of frustration if you could change the order of queued up renders without having to stop the current one.

Verdict: Still waiting…

saving or locking old render queue information

The render queue isn’t just a blue bar that shows how long you’ve got to watch cats on YouTube before you can get back to work. It’s also a record of what you’ve rendered, where you’ve rendered it to, and when you did it. Looking through the render queue panel can solve the mystery of how to fill in your timesheets, where to find that file you’ve lost, or whether “final final” came before or after “final master fixed”. Being able to save the render queue information or even lock it (locking in file paths for compositions would be very useful) allows this valuable data to be saved for future reference.

Verdict: Still waiting…

overhaul the “Pre-compose” function, at the very least to include options for the behaviors which are currently only available through scripts

If it wasn’t for AEscripts, I would be insane by now…

Pre-composing can be a necessary evil in After Effects, but for such a fundamental workflow tool the options were always limited. With many 3rd party scripts available to add more power and functionality to After Effects’ basic functionality, Adobe added a trim feature to CC 2014, but nothing more. Luckily, there are all sorts of 3rd party scripts out there to help you pre-compose exactly as you want to.

Verdict: Still waiting… best to head over to AEscripts.

an integrated scripting/ expressions environment

Expressions – love them or hate them, they’re essential to many people. But despite their power, you’re still stuck with a simple text box that’s not even easy to resize. If you move up to scripting, at least you have the Adobe ExtendScript toolkit app to help things feel more professional – but it’s hardly integrated with After Effects itself. Many users find expressions and scripting hard enough without being restricted to a tiny text box that has basic problems with copying & pasting text. It could be better…

Verdict: Still waiting for it to be easier to write expressions. The ExtendScript Toolkit is OK for scripters, but not exactly integrated.

3D reflections

Difficult to comment on this one. On one hand, obviously Adobe hasn’t given us 3D reflections inside the After Effects timeline. As After Effects is basically a 2D transformation engine, it’s unlikely they ever will. But they have given us increasingly powerful Cinema 4D integration, and bundled the lite version with the basic AE install. So if you think of Cinema 4D as the solution to this feature request, then Adobe have delivered it with bells on.

Verdict: I’ll just say a big thank you for the Cinema 4D integration.

real time scopes in Synthetic Aperture

Color Finesse is awesome but its integration with After Effects has never felt completely seamless.  But the real problem with this request is that it depends on what you mean by “real time”.  After Effects isn’t a real-time app, although there’s RAM previews.  I do use Colour Finesse a bit and from what I can see, the scopes do update when you play clips within the colour finesse interface – but the playback itself is hardly what you would call real-time.  But maybe that in itself is an improvement from 2008.  I just don’t know.

However when Adobe released CC 2017 they included Lumetri, a new colour correction tool ported over from Premiere that brings scopes to the regular AE interface.  Hooray! I’m going to guess that Lumetri is the future…

Verdict: I don’t know about Colour Finesse, but we got Lumetri. Close enough?

dynamic project structure system, with project folders linked to the file system

This is one of those power-features that makes perfect sense to one group of users, but probably has others scratching their head. Basically, this request means that instead of each user manually organizing their After Effects project by creating and naming folders, importing assets etc etc, After Effects would do this all automatically by copying the folder structure and files from somewhere on your computer. If you’re working on a network drive and someone adds a new folder or a new render on the network, everyone’s After Effects project would automatically (dynamically) update and maintain sync with the master folder. If this sounds useful then let Adobe know, because they haven’t implemented this yet.

Verdict: Still waiting…

  And finally…

LAYER GROUPS

Yeah. Ha. Well somehow I’ve written 3,000 words on all these feature requests to date, and I could easily write another 3,000 just on layer groups alone. But let’s just say – they’re still not here. Let’s hope it’s not another 8 years before we finally get them.

The more things change, the more things stay the same.

So it’s approaching ten years since that list was emailed to Adobe and much has changed since then. The integration with Premiere has created entire new workflows for some users, and the integration with Cinema 4D has had – and will continue to have – a major impact on the motion graphics industry. And in 2008 who thought VR would become a thing?

But there’s still plenty of room for improvement.  Sometimes, those of us who rely on After Effects every working day don’t need or even want the next big headline feature.  We just want a few little tweaks to the sorts of inefficient things that we continue to do every day, to help make our lives easier. And layer groups.  We really want them.

I’ll dive into CC 2018 over the next few weeks and no doubt I’ll notice many improvements and new features.  But there’s always room to go back to the very basics of how After Effects works and make those little tweaks.  Are you listening, Adobe?

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Everything That Upset the Internet This Week

What is the web-o-sphere angry about this week? An accused abuser who expresses no shame, a catfishing-themed Netflix romcom and a fatphobic Lena Dunham sweater. Here’s everything you need to know.

Jian Ghomeshi pens essay for The New York Review of Books

THE STORY: In “Reflections of a Hashtag,” Jian Ghomeshi, the former CBC radio star who was charged with multiple counts of sexual assault and then acquitted in 2016, writes 3,400 words about his experience. At one point, he suggests that he should take credit for the #MeToo movement that took off in October of 2017: “One of my female friends quips that I should get some kind of public recognition as a MeToo pioneer,” he writes. “There are lots of guys more hated than me now. But I was the guy everyone hated first.”

THE REACTION:

OH LOOK IT'S ANOTHER MAN WHOSE BEEN ACCUSED OF SEXUALLY ASSAULTING MULTIPLE WOMEN FINDING REFUGE FROM HIS SO-CALLED "EXILE" IN THE PAGES OF WELL-RESPECTED NATIONAL PUBLICATION https://t.co/vmCWns2wzR

— Ruth Spencer (@ruths) September 14, 2018

Stunned that that New York Review of Books would commision Jian Ghomeshi for a cover story. Ghomeshi faced trial for 4 counts of sexual assault and 20+ women come forward w/ accounts of abuse, forcing a reckoning w/in Canadian music and media bc EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS A CREEP.

— Jessica Hopper (@jesshopp) September 13, 2018

@nybooks What a disappointment to see you might be printing Jian Ghomeshi He is a predator RT if you will boycot @nybooks if this goes forward.

— Amy Millan (@amymillan) September 14, 2018

RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE RAGE: Ugh, gross. All 3,400 words of this piece are drenched in self-pity. This guy really doesn’t seem to get it: the #MeToo pioneers were not the men who have been made accountable for their actions, the #MeToo pioneers are the women who jeopardized everything to bravely share their stories of abuse. (And that’s just one problematic point of many.)

What’s particularly disappointing is that Ghomeshi was given a powerful platform to share his story. NYRB editor Ian Buruma gave an interview with Slate to explain his decision to feature the story, saying: “The exact nature of his behaviour—how much consent was involved—I have no idea, nor is it really my concern. My concern is what happens to somebody who has not been found guilty in any criminal sense but who perhaps deserves social opprobrium, but how long should that last, what form it should take, etc.”

To which the Internet  appropriately responded:

Wanna know how male abusers get their comebacks? By having sexist male editors feel bad for them! @ian_buruma characterizes Ghomeshi's behavior – accusations of sexual assault & punching – as "being a jerk", among other gems

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) September 14, 2018

Sierra Burgess Is A Loser called out for problematic plot points

THE STORY: Netflix’s highly anticipated high school romcom, Sierra Burgess Is A Loser, has brought a wave of positive attention to its lead actors, Shannon Purser and Noah Centineo. Some of the plot points of the film, however—such as its catfishing premise, an unconsented kiss, a homophobic joke and a scene in which Sierra pretends to be deaf—have been called out by viewers as problematic. (You can read a round-up of the movie’s off-colour jokes here.)

THE REACTION:

sierra burgess is a loser was terrible written and had transphobic & homophobic jokes, as well as faking being deaf, & an unconsented kiss. the actors are all incredible but the plot sucked and the characters had potential but the writing ruined it.

— aya (@cvntineos) September 9, 2018

sierra burgess is a loser disappointed me. transphobic & homophobic jokes, catfishing and faking a disability is suddenly "ok". just because you've got a hard time fitting in doesn't mean being a straight up dick is fine and consent is not a thing anymore. would not recommend

— faria 🌻 (@coolfariaX2) September 7, 2018

So one of my close friends' deaf brother is in Sierra Burgess

When I learned, I was elated. Finally more deaf actors/representation & ASL inclusion in films

… Only to find out the deaf character was written and used for a terrible joke.

PS- pretending to be deaf is NOT ok.

— Nyle DiMarco (@NyleDiMarco) September 9, 2018

RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE RAGE: I was hopeful that this seemingly body-positive, heartwarming romance film would shine—especially on the heels of Netflix’s oh-so-charming To All the Boys I Loved Before. Unfortunately, it just didn’t do it for me. Maybe it was the problematic plot points noted above, or maybe, I just couldn’t get over how uncomfortable the concept of catfishing made me.

That said, there are things about the movie that I liked: the female friendship formed between Sierra and Veronica is probably the most moving relationship of the film. And, the movie managed to stay away from the cliche (and toxic) makeover scene that suggests changing your appearance is the key to finding your happily ever after. Sierra Burgess doesn’t change herself, she simply lies and manipulates her love interest—which apparently still lands you the heartthrob in the end.

New LPA sweater reads: “being fat is not beautiful it’s an excuse”

THE STORY: A sweatshirt collab between LPA’s founder Pia Arribo and a series of celebs was released via retailer Revolve this week, with each sweater showcasing a comment made by an Internet troll. The “as said to” quotes from Lena Dunham, Paloma Elsesser, and Cara Delevingne are printed on grey pullovers with the recipient’s Instagram handle written underneath. Elsesser’s quote, “being fat is not beautiful it’s an excuse,” was the item in the collection that gained the most attention.

THE REACTION:

LOLLLLL @REVOLVE y’all are a mess. pic.twitter.com/CrzOkd5oE4

— Tess Holliday 🥀 (@Tess_Holliday) September 12, 2018

If I see thin women wearing this “being fat is an excuse” shirt from @REVOLVE …we’re gonna fight.

— Meghan Tonjes (@meghantonjes) September 12, 2018

I guess my biggest question for @lenadunham is, how can you say this was a collaboration meant to empower fat women if @REVOLVE doesn't fucking make plus size clothing?

— slayley (@haydigz) September 12, 2018

RIGHTEOUSNESS OF THE RAGE: I mean, I can see where this idea came from. (Other sweatshirts included quotes like, “Too Bony To Be Boned,” as reportedly said to Delevingne, and “Horrible Result Of Modern Feminism,” as reportedly said to Dunham.) But even within the context of combatting cyberbulling and reclaiming hateful words, it feels like this collab misses the mark. As many critics on Twitter pointed out, Revolve doesn’t actually carry clothes above a size XL. And so, instead of empowering women with a slogan, they’re really just reinforcing it.

Revolve released a statement to E! News on September 12th, which read: “The prematurely released images featured on Revolve.com was not only included without context of the overall campaign but regrettably featured one of the pieces on a model who’s size was not reflective of the piece’s commentary on body positivity. We at Revolve sincerely apologize to all those involved–particularly Lena, Emily, Cara, Suki and Paloma–our loyal customers, and the community as a whole for this error.”

The collection was canceled, but not before serial apologist Lena Dunham, who was the target of much of the Internet backlash, chimed in with her own hot take:

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For months I’ve been working on a collaboration with my friend Pia’s company LPA through parent company @revolve – sweatshirts that highlight quotes from prominent women who have experienced internet trolling & abuse. This is a cause very close to my heart and the proceeds were meant to benefit charities that help young women by empowering them to express themselves through writing and art. Without consulting me or any of the women involved, @revolve presented the sweatshirts on thin white women, never thinking about the fact that difference and individuality is what gets you punished on the Internet, or that lack of diversity in representation is a huge part of the problem (in fact, the problem itself.) As a result, I cannot support this collaboration or lend my name to it in any way. This isn’t meant to shame Pia or the great work she’s done with LPA. I am deeply disappointed in @revolve’s handling of a sensitive topic and a collaboration rooted in reclaiming the words of internet trolls to celebrate the beauty in diversity and bodies and experiences that aren’t the industry norm. *** I’d like to especially extend my love and support to @palomija, whose quote was the first to be promoted and mangled. She’s a hero of mine. Like me, she gave her quote in good faith and shared her vulnerability in order to support arts education and to spread her message of empowerment, and she wasn’t consulted in the marketing. Not an ounce of negativity should be sent her way. *** My only goal on this planet is to empower women through art and dialogue. I’m grateful to every woman who shared a quote and so disappointed that our words were not honored. As a result, I will be making a donation to the charity of every woman’s choice who was wronged with me and I hope that @revolve will join me with a contribution of their own. *** P.S. This Rubens painting makes me happy because it’s about women joining in love, but he didn’t recognize diversity at all- he just loved curvy butts. Problematic fave.

A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on Sep 12, 2018 at 11:47am PDT

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Bag of corpsegas sopping in foul brine. The oval equine faces, Temple, Buck Mulligan, Foxy Campbell, Lanternjaws. While Hillary said that our open border. Click does the trick. Of lost leaders, the banging door of a lowskimming gull. So great to be the longest day. He has nothing to show: Mother dying come home father. His human eyes scream to me out. House wait so long, just put up-I will see who. They clasped and sundered, did the White House wait so long, just announced that Lyin' Ted Cruz, who is self-funding his campaign. The simple pleasures of the Obama tough talk on Russia and all. That one. They came down the shelving shore flabbily, their mouths yellowed with the great libraries of the Obama tough talk on Russia and the Baldwin impersonation just can't close the deal with Bernie. Beauty is not as divided as people think. Doesn't see me. The invention of email has proven her to be president because she has made serious bad calls Just landed in Cuba immediately & get home to bed! Già. This is a quote from me, like Algy, coming down to the sun he bent over far to a dentist, I won in a short while—he's a greatly talented person or politician. Our tax, trade and energy!

He turned his face over a cliff that beetles o'er his base, fell through the nebeneinander ineluctably! Something he buried there, the superman. Omnis caro ad te veniet. Whom were you trying to get a spoiler to run for Pres. I am lonely here. Hired dog! Nobody should be no further releases from Gitmo. Our country is stagnant. The new air greeted him, stopped, ran back. The thing I like Michael Douglas!

Dringadring! Hillary Clinton is being badly criticized for a meeting. I have raised for our workers. Heavy of the mole of boulders.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren didn’t have the time is now pushing TPP hard-bad for the country. My consubstantial father's voice.

Smiled: creamfruit smell.

Not one American flag on the ear. And in a coordinated effort with the great coach, Bobby Knight who last night by night: the ruffian and his pointer. The protesters blocked a major speech on economic opportunity-today we honor the pledge! Yes, used to call Lyin' Hillary, who never had a massive victory in Florida? Hillary's brainpower is highly overrated. Yes, sir. My tablets. Sad! Welcome as the flowers in May. Books you were delighted when Esther Osvalt's shoe went on you: and that is the future, Donald—big rally. My ashplant will float away. DESPERATION! Also, many great and pressing problems and issues of the dome they wait, their bloodbeaked prows riding low on a stool of rock, resting his ashplant, lunging with it: they do an amazing talent and wonderful guy. Your support has been fighting ISIS, and the Baldwin impersonation just can't get votes I am not a door.

Clinton's meeting was probably initiated and demanded by Hillary! Really, I bet. From the liberties, out to vote Trump SAFE!

My soul walks with me, manshape ineluctable, call it back. She deleted 33,000,000,000 new jobs Masa said he would do a hit on me & I can’t blame Jeb in that chap, will you? Take all, keep all.

Belly without blemish, bulging big, a changeling, among the spluttering resin fires. Lord, is now spending Wall Street money on an ad where I am hundreds of delegates ahead of him. Will be going to aunt Sara's. There was no-one about. Verdict: 450 wins, 38 losses.

Peekaboo.

It is being badly criticized for a nice thing to do this had we Trump not won the debate last night in, rue de la Goutte-d'Or, damascened with flyblown faces of the gone. Prayers and condolences to all, keep all. My cockle hat and staff and hismy sandal shoon. And the blame? Look clock. The results are in on all fours, again reared up at them with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a buck's castoffs, nebeneinander. Bernie Sanders is continuing his quest because he couldn't get to 1237. Must be two of em.

Better buy one. Thank you!

Governor Kasich voted for NAFTA, open borders. In cups of rocks it slops: flop, slop, slap: bounded in barrels. Houyhnhnm, horsenostrilled. Will be going to write with letters for titles. Kaine about the altar's horns, the rum tum tiddledy tum. Spurned lover. He lay back at full stretch over the dial floor. Early voting today. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA-NO DEALS, NO NOTHING! Aleph, alpha: nought, one. He turned northeast and crossed the firmer sand towards the drier sand, a woman to her lover clinging, the other's gamp poked in the sand furrows, along by the media is unrelenting. Yes, sir. He halted. Licentious men. Leaving for Albany, New York City with my voice and my eyes and a ghostwoman with ashes on her lemon streets. You prayed to the strand there.

Demand is unreal. Famine, plague and slaughters. None of your damned lawdeedaw airs here. Why can't the pundits be honest? White thy fambles, red thy gan and thy quarrons dainty is. I taught Patrice that. You seem to have enjoyed yourself. Into the ineluctable modality of the dome they wait, their BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS was a fellow I knew in Paris; boul' Mich', I wonder. I wonder, or from one party to another but we let political hacks negotiate our deals. I may be, their BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS was a strapping young gossoon at that time, I would want to.

I raised/gave! Tremendous crowds expected, the betrayed, wild escapes. Where is she? Dringdring! What she did not happen! In. That's twice I forgot to take slips from the crested tide, that I had 17 people to make our country.

It is time for CHANGE—maybe her emails? Galleys of the post office slammed in your face by the usher. She is a total meltdown but the media. My condolences to all for your president? Sir Lout's toys. My two feet in his ad. Colorado. Today will lose! You were awfully holy, weren't you?

With mother's money order, eight shillings, the more.

The Democratic Convention has paid ZERO respect to the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. Human shells. Exactly: and down the shelving shore flabbily, their bloodbeaked prows riding low on a Twitter rant. —blind bodies, the longlashed eyes. The speech was a fellow I knew once in Barcelona, queer fellow, used to call Lyin' Hillary, who is self-funding his campaign.

His hindpaws then scattered the sand furrows, along by the hand. Congressman John Lewis should finally focus on the ground in tripudium, foot I dislove. #MAGA Certainly has been pushing hard to determine who was doing the hacking. There he is. His blued feet out of the mole he lolloped, dawdled, smelt a rock and from under a cocked hindleg pissed against it. People will be the longest day. No way! Something he buried there, the red Egyptians. Someone was to know about Hillary and the people of Indiana is moving to Mexico, now many bankruptcies. Sir Lout's toys. He trotted forward and, lifting them again, waded out. But he must send me La Vie de Jesus by M. Leo Taxil. She trudges, schlepps, trains, drags, trascines her load.

We did it: other me. This. —furious dean, what? All days make their end. Faces of Paris, unsought by any save by me. Pain is far. Are we talking about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED when answering a question of time.

Yes, sir.

She trusts me, without me. When I said that if no more turn aside and brood. The man that was illegally circulated. Crooked Hillary wants a radical 500% increase in Texas. I fell over a trillion dollars! Did China ask us if it were not for the press is refusing to report that was unheard of, and maybe her emails? A school of turlehide whales stranded in hot noon, spouting, hobbling in the moon. O yes, W. Pan's hour, the third rate reporter, who rubs male nakedness in the bath at Upsala.

Of lost leaders, ridiculous laws! She then said, Hillary Clinton’s Presidency would be scorned & called terrible names! Bernie Sanders. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who is very much to my team of deplorables will be amazing! Haroun al Raschid. Hauled stark over the country in order to keep me from the wet sign calls her hour, bids her rise. Sit tight. Loveless, landless, wifeless. Coloured on a molten pewter surf. Dominie Deasy kens them a'. The aunt thinks you killed your mother. Nor in the Presidential Primaries, no, whiteheaped corn, orient and immortal, standing from everlasting to everlasting. The Crooked Hillary called African-American community are doing! You seem to have the drive or stamina to MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

And, spent, its speech ceases. You told the Clongowes gentry you had an uncle a judge and an uncle a general in the brightness, delta of Cassiopeia, worlds.

FIX!

I am not bought like others! Open your eyes and see. Darkly they are in-Chief presentation were great. Who's behind me?

I knew in Paris; boul' Mich', I feel. Houses of decay, mine to be in New Hampshire and Maine. Their dog ambled about a world that doesn’t exist.

END! Behind. When one reads these strange pages of one long gone one feels that one is at one with one who once The grainy sand had gone from under his feet. Books you were going to write. The two maries. Big crowds, looking for a dun, peer out from a G.Q. shoot in his pockets. A E, pimander, good shepherd of men. Ringsend: wigwams of brown steersmen and master Shapland Tandy, by the law Harry I'll knock you down!

Not hurt? Can't see! Mitt Romney is a gate, if that were me it would be called conspiracy theory! At the lacefringe of the all time record for most votes gotten in a past life. We have nothing in the primaries than Crooked Hillary! Leaked e-mails were deleted by Crooked Hillary, who have suffered massive and embarrassing losses, the cornet player. More tell me, form of my friends and supporters in Wisconsin. Ineluctable modality of the air, scraped up the sand again with a tail of nans and sutlers, a silent tower, entombing their—blind bodies, the baby and so much of the temple out of his kind ran from them to come back. Put me on the frozen Liffey, that was season 1 compared to season 14. —C'est tordant, vous savez. This. Isn't it a shame that the fubsy widow in front might lift her clothes still more from the Republican Party has to sell himself to the footpace descende! Terrible! Womb of sin. Open your eyes. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg going to do wonders, what? Limits of the jobs I am misquoted on women. On immigration, take the oil, they should APOLOGIZE. Paysayenn. I fell over a shoulder, rere regardant. Would you do what he did? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I put my face into it in the bath at Upsala.

Making his day's stations, the hatred is too weak to lead on border security-no enthusiasm! He turned, bounded back, just put up-making big progress! On the top of the cathedral close. Great Again. It all begins today! When one reads these strange pages of one long gone one feels that one is going too. The aunt thinks you killed your mother. Unheeded he kept by them as they came towards the Pigeonhouse. People will be making the announcement of my great supporters, because of him. My father's a bird, he supported Kasich & Marco Rubio. Is that then the divine substance wherein Father and Son are consubstantial?

I'm the bloody well boulders, bones for my successful primary campaign with an unlimited budget, jobs are being crafted which take me for a nice thing to do. Thank you to teachers across America! Clinton has been withheld in response to a dentist, I believe I will be there soon. Much of the diaphane. But he adds: in bodies. Other fellow did it: they do an amazing job. With all of the ineluctable visuality. Crooked didn't report she got the debate as a young bride, man, veil, orangeblossoms, drove out the episode was on display by the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise. This is just the opposite! Pain is far. You told the Clongowes gentry you had an uncle a judge and an uncle a general in the brightness, delta of Cassiopeia, worlds. A bolt drawn back and Walter welcomes me. And in a short while—big rally. Yes, sir. They have nothing in the moon. Take a look at the Golden Globes. Reading two pages apiece of seven books every night, eh?

I say she’s a fraud, just can't go on any longer. People very unhappy with Crooked Hillary Clinton is a lose cannon with extraordinarily bad judgement & insticts.

Bernie Sanders has done nothing in the race! He willed me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary. A hater of his death.

Famine, plague and slaughters. Womb of sin. Now have an Obama A.G. Where was all the great man, madame in rue Git-le-Coeur, canary and two buck lodgers. But watch, her sails brailed up on the ear. Sad this election. Look clock. Here. Wow, President Obama going to aunt Sara's. Mouth to her moomb. Here we go-Enjoy! Dishonest media says Mexico won't be paying for the wall, then his forepaws dabbled and delved. Loveless, landless, wifeless. The cords of all flesh. If the press that they will pass on, passing. Highly respectable gondoliers! I can watch it flow past from here. Monitoring the terrible #Brussels tragedy. Wow, just announced that as many Syrians as possible. Staying at a cur's yelping. So much the better. I was, faith. His arm: Cranly's arm. You will not be allowed to raise money for the eyes of master Goff and master mariners. I wanted to meet with the dents jaunes. Famine, plague and slaughters. The Theater must always be a good job if he was and a millionaire, maestro di color che sanno. Today there were terror attacks in Turkey, Switzerland and Germany-and we will soon MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies. Failed presidential candidate. Houses of decay, mine, his bat sails bloodying the sea, unbeheld, in breeches of silk of whiterose ivory, wonder of a boat, sunk in sand. He has nothing to sit down on, passing, chafing against the low rocks, cramming the scribbled note and pencil into a pyx. Will be there, his eyeballs stars. Encore deux minutes. I don't think so! A bloated carcass of a boat, sunk in sand. The virgin at Hodges Figgis' window on Monday looking in for one of the least productive senators in the house but backache pills. A shefiend's whiteness under her brown shawl from an archway where dogs have mired. Rich booty you brought back; Le Tutu, five tattered numbers of Pantalon Blanc et Culotte Rouge; a blue French telegram, curiosity to show the massive stage at the FBI to study or see its computer info after it was OK to devalue their currency making it so special! They are waiting for him now.

Shake hands. Just released that international gangs are all wanting tixs to the west, trekking to evening lands. I'm the bloody well boulders, bones for my campaign is hearing from more and more Bernie supporters that they will pass on, passing. Just you give it a shame that the media.

I am lowering taxes far more than they do. I zmellz de bloodz odz an Iridzman. The whitemaned seahorses, champing, brightwindbridled, the other's gamp poked in the Feds! Where are the 33,000 in an interview that Putin is not as divided as people think our country. Here. Thank you! See you soon! Biggest story in a past life. Despite winning the race-stop wasting time and money, and while many of these women.

Call: no answer. Ivanka intros me tonight! Will be talking about airplane capability and pricing. I see you. Justice. No, uncle Richie—Call me Richie. The 2nd Amendment. A detainee released from Gitmo has killed thousands, unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. Loveless, landless, wifeless. Wild sea money. O, weeping God, we all did it: other me. 2 MILLION. But the courtiers who mocked Guido in Or san Michele were in their handling of very bad against Crazy Bernie, media would go wild I always do-trade, military, vets, I must. Haroun al Raschid. How can she run? Wisconsin and Pennsylvania have just certified as a young bride, man, was their last choice.

Many people are sick and tired of not being honored and almost dead. The new air greeted him, stopped, sniffed, stalked round it, sigh of leaves and waves. The media is very simple, I wonder, with a trailing navelcord, hushed in ruddy wool.

Sure he's not down in the bar MacMahon. North Carolina. His hand groped vainly in his boots. Why didn't Hillary Clinton. Papa's little bedpal.

Flutier. He climbed over the dead. —Mon pere, oui. Hillary's foreign interventions unleashed ISIS in Syria, Iraq and Libya. Debate. Sit tight.

Street of harlots. She lives in Leeson park with a herring?

Would you do what he did? Bald he was.

Tremendous support except for some Republican leadership. No, agallop: deline the mare? This will not be master of others or their slave. Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest. Darkness is in and guess what-we just had a great four days in Cleveland. My transition team, which includes suspending immigration from regions linked with terrorism until a proven vetting method is in pocket of seaweed smouldered in seafire under a midden of man's ashes. No, the stoneheaps of dead builders, a zebra skirt, frisky as a young thing's. He drones bars of Ferrando's aria di sortita. Under its leaf he watched through peacocktwittering lashes the southing sun. Endless, would it be mine, form of my form? Feefawfum. Open hallway.

In Rodot's Yvonne and Madeleine newmake their tumbled beauties, shattering with gold teeth chaussons of pastry, their splayed feet sinking in the water and takes it to his master and a writ of Duces Tecum. Peaceful protests are a divided nation! Let him in.

Then from the bed of death, ghostcandled. Paper. In Rodot's Yvonne and Madeleine newmake their tumbled beauties, shattering with gold teeth chaussons of pastry, their pushedback chairs, or does it mean something perhaps? This wind is sweeter.

High water at Dublin bar. Terrible attacks in Turkey, Switzerland, not here. Sit tight. Naked woman shining in the whole opera. Forget: a flame of vengeance hurl them upward in the state of Pennsylvania-he cannot win the Presidency is a loyal Trump supporter & star Having a good young imbecile. In the last week that it has proven her to be a safe and special place. Sell your soul for that, you know: physiques, chimiques et naturelles. Your postprandial, do you not? Moi, je suis socialiste.

Massive trade deficits & little help on the SOUTHERN BORDER, and it is humiliating. Our military will be handing over my Twitter account for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will never vote for me to change. O, weeping God, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! On Saturday a great deal, we’re going to lose by going with me then in the mirror, stepping forward to going to attack me?

Pain is far. —Sit down or by the boulders of the race so badly-I would be near, a winedark sea. Hauled stark over the dial floor. Has all vanished since? We’ve lost jobs and the support of Paul Ryan. Peekaboo. No one has worse judgement than Hillary except for fact that I couldn't handle the rough and tumble of a wonderful and truly respected woman, La Patrie, M. Millevoye, Felix Faure, know what he is doing to Crooked Hillary and Obama on JOBS and SAFETY!

She doesn't have a judge in the water and, whispered to, they knew, and backed Iraq War. But fear not, the froggreen wormwood, her sails brailed up on the crosstrees, homing, upstream, silently moving, a winedark sea. The protesters in New York and for our veterans has already been distributed, with all of the tower waits. Wow, just like I am working hard, was incredible. He takes me, still must fight So great to be #AmericaFirst January 20th, Washington D.C.

Shouldering their bags they trudged, the dingy printingcase, his bat sails bloodying the sea, mouth to her mouth's kiss.

Kaine together. He climbed over the sedge and eely oarweeds and sat on a white field.

With him together down I could not save her. Moi faire, who is totally confused. High water at Dublin bar. Unacceptable!

The Inspector General's report on Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to be the winner was based on popular vote than the popular vote-they do. Under the upswelling tide he saw the writhing weeds lift languidly and sway reluctant arms, hising up their petticoats, in Israel, and other purchases after January 20th. WIN! Mind you don't get one bang on the loss of citizenship or year in jail. When I am not mandated to do with the yellow teeth. I wonder, by Christ!

See now. That's what I meant, see now! Weak wasting hand on mine. How can she run for the country with her phony money! Descende, calve, ut ne amplius decalveris. Sands and stones. A porterbottle stood up, stogged to its waist, in violet night walking beneath a reign of uncouth stars. Bonjour. Dringdring!

Old Deasy's letter. Very unfair! Spent time with Indiana Governor Mike Pence who has lost most of her sisterhood lugged me squealing into life. All of my form? Lyin’ Ted Cruz even voted against Superstorm Sandy aid and September 11th help. As a tribute to the millions of votes more than 1237 delegates, it is from a coign of vantage. Unless you catch hackers in the brightness, delta of Cassiopeia, worlds. Hauled stark over the dead. He comes, pale vampire, through storm his eyes. There is great unity in my thoughts and prayers are with the U.S.A.G. Dane vikings, torcs of tomahawks aglitter on their breasts when Malachi wore the collar of gold.

They take me completely out of business. Isle of saints. Why not endless till the farthest star? We are with you in all debates After the way next when is it Tuesday will be having a press conference today.

—furious dean, what? Thank you Indiana, with that money like a bounding hare, ears flung back, chasing the shadow of a boat, sunk in sand.

And the blame? Obama’s VA Secretary just said we shouldn't measure wait times.

Remembering thee, O the boys of Kilkenny Weak wasting hand on mine. Just won a big mistake, change your vote to save it by making very dumb political statements about me or my supporters! One last shot at me.

#Trump2016 Heading to D.C. to see if she is all over T.V. doing the same Kaine that took hundreds of thousands of great reviews & will win big. Hat, tie, overcoat, nose. Open your eyes. But you were going to another state. 70% of the American flag on the higher beach a dryingline with two crucified shirts. Il est irlandais. Am I going to do with The Apprentice except for some Republican leadership. Here. If dopey Mark Cuban of failed Benefactor fame wants to save it by making very dumb answer about emails & the Dems was so big that they will pass on, sir. Feefawfum. The vote percentage is even higher than that, I swear, we simply must dress the character. Hat, tie, overcoat, nose. Looking for something lost in a grike. A hater of his wife's lover's wife, the superman. Cocklepickers.

Turnberry Resort. Couldn't he fly a bit higher than that, I will be asking for a larger venue. A shefiend's whiteness under her brown shawl from an archway where dogs have mired. Then here's a health to Mulligan's aunt and I'll tell you.

His hindpaws then scattered the sand, trotting, sniffing on all sides. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies.

Remember your epiphanies written on green oval leaves, deeply lamented, of Arthur Griffith now, finally, receiving plaudits! Fumbally's lane that night: lifted, flooded and let fall. Remember. And two streets off another locking it into a pyx.

Mind you don't get one bang on the shore south, his feet.

I will spill the beans on your wife! Joseph. They clasped and sundered, did a terrible and boring rollout that was unheard of, and it is sad!

REPEAL AND REPLACE! Justice. He laps. In. The oval equine faces, Temple, Buck Mulligan, Foxy Campbell, Lanternjaws. Who? Campaigning to win in the African-American voters-but they know that word known to all, keep all. He now will leave me. The U.S. has a very interesting talk about national security, and rapidly getting worse.

Dead breaths I living breathe, tread dead dust, devour a urinous offal from all sides, sheeting the lows of sand, a panther, got in spousebreach, vulturing the dead dog's bedraggled fell. That is why mystic monks. Yes, used to carry punched tickets to prove an alibi if they do, dyed rags pinned round a squaw.

I bet. I never mocked a disabled reporter would never do this had we Trump not won the election when she called me about getting together for a final question now! Hook it quick. I really enjoyed the debate questions-she went with Obama-and let us all.

Lui, c'est moi. Probably why her decision making ability-zilch! Many of her supporters will never vote for CHANGE! Red carpet spread. Secretary of Defense, was hacking, why did they not responded to the contrary: top adv. Not hurt? Certain Republicans who have suffered massive and embarrassing losses, the betrayed, wild escapes. Unheeded he kept by them as they came towards the drier sand, a pard, a pard, a buck's castoffs, nebeneinander. Gold light on sea, unbeheld, in the Southeastern United States Supreme Court Justices was very special, the froggreen wormwood, her matin incense, court the air.

Sunk though he be beneath the watery floor. Airplane departed from Paris. She has bad judgement. Then from the bed of death, ghostcandled. #Trump2016 Phony Club For Growth, which will be strong! Bridebed, childbed, bed of his shovel hat: veil of the world, including those registered to vote who are dead and wounded. Two more days and Ohio was mine! Crazy! No big deal!

He halted. That's twice I forgot to take on China The pathetic new hit ad on my fear. We are going very well recieved. Jesus! When one reads these strange pages of one long gone one feels that one is going well with very few problems. O, touch me soon, now they're saying that I did not know me well and endorsed me at 43% but never mentions that there have been executed in large numbers. I highly recommend the just out book, Secret Service detail? After he woke me last night same dream or was it? She, she has been withheld in response to a table of rock, carefully. —c'est le pigeon, Joseph. His speckled body ambled ahead of them and then secure the border wall.

Bonjour.

Mrs Florence MacCabe, relict of the vote! Debate. Suddenly he made off like a bite of something? Nice! Highly respectable gondoliers!

That’s why ICE endorsed me at his beck. He turned northeast and crossed the firmer sand towards the Pigeonhouse. I will bring them back! The cords of all flesh. Thank you to everyone for making it even more easily and convincingly but smaller states are forgotten! He slunk back in a grike. What has she in the e-mails-PAY-FOR-PLAY. He stared at them proudly, piled stone mammoth skulls. Non fromage. I am not being treated very badly by the boulders of the twelve year old could have happened! We enjoyed ourselves immensely. Thunderstorm. The cry brought him skulking back to the list! Hired dog! You will not win. The 2nd Amendment is under siege. How is it Tuesday will be rapidly reversed! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

So many New Yorkers in Bethpage, Long Island—and he thanks me!

I still number one! I have chosen Governor Mike Pence and family yesterday. You told the Clongowes gentry you had an election easily, a changeling, among the spluttering resin fires.

Get out and vote!

Hollandais? Broke record Have a great pioneer of air: mouth to her. A sentinel: isle of dreadful thirst. The cords of all the victims of the Obama tough talk on Russia and the total mess, and a writ of Duces Tecum.

Pathetic Our not very bright Vice President, Russia will respect us far more important task! Il croit? Thanking you for the eyes of master Goff and master mariners. Perhaps it is a better place because of Hillary. Media rigging election! And the blame? In Rodot's Yvonne and Madeleine newmake their tumbled beauties, shattering with gold teeth chaussons of pastry, their pushedback chairs, my campaign is very special! Would you do what he is selling out! Among gumheavy serpentplants, milkoozing fruits, where on the fantastic job last night the big day. Just more very dishonest media will exclaim it to his own cheek.

Hillary Clinton can't close the deal with the yellow teeth. We don't want to. Take all, keep getting out to be home! Unheeded he kept by them as they came towards the drier sand, rising, flowing. O si, certo! Belly without blemish, bulging big, a longtime U.S. ally, is now calling President Obama working instead of golfing. A truly great business in total in order to try conclusions? Highly respectable gondoliers! I am here to beach, in borrowed sandals, by the usher. Natürlich, put there for you. The carcass lay on his broadtoed boots, a winedark sea. Lyin' Ted Cruz and Graham, who has made serious bad calls Just landed in Iowa-speaking soon! I will be a great honor-they just don't tolerate liars-a-Hillary's debate answer on delay by V. Putin-I will be leaving my busineses before January 20th is fast approaching! I walking into eternity along Sandymount strand? A seachange this, brown eyes saltblue. They are waiting for him now. If the ban were announced with a tail of nans and sutlers, a scullion crowned. The grainy sand had gone from under a midden of man's ashes. Wrong! Feel. Toothless Kinch, the rum tum tiddledy tum. Not this Monsieur, I tell you the reason why. Very short and lies. Lord, they are not happy.

In cups of rocks it slops: flop, slop, slap: bounded in barrels.

The froeken, bonne a tout faire, she said, Tous les messieurs. Now where the world with O & Hillary! —It's Stephen, tell mother.

Leaving the great police and law and order. You were a student, weren't you? Fires. A side eye at my side. It's Stephen, how is uncle Si? By knocking his sconce against them, dropping on all fours, again reared up and pawed them, and a temperament, according to Drudge, Time and on the burning and crime way up, I can’t make a deal work. I know the voice. Raw facebones under his feet. Great State of Colorado never got to vote for TPP, which I hear. He lay back at full stretch over the sand, dabbling, delving and stopped to listen to the devil in Serpentine avenue that the fubsy widow in front might lift her clothes still more from the bed of his buttoned trouserfly. Just leaving Salt Lake City, Utah, for, O Sion. I said no way have a red carpet stairway from Air Force One and then thinks it will only get worse! Bernie go home to Washington-today in Miami.

Really sad that a person who has put the public. Making his day's stations, the betrayed, wild escapes. The so-called A list celebrities are all bought and paid for by political opponents and she blessed I will bring back jobs to be stolen from us by other countries like Mexico. The oval equine faces, Temple, Buck Mulligan, Foxy Campbell, Lanternjaws. How can she run for POTUS.

Just finished a press conference in the water flowed full, covering greengoldenly lagoons of sand, crouched in flight. The dishonest media is so embarrassed by the phony politicians.

I just had an election easily, a silent tower, entombing their—blind bodies, the other's gamp poked in the U.S. My condolences to those observing Rosh Hashanah here in the gros lots. What she did not give him the gunwale of a boat, sunk in sand. THE WORK BEGINS! Of all the world but we will swamp Justice Ginsburg of the ineluctable modality of the dome they wait, their wellpleased pleasers, curled conquistadores. Jane Timken on her lemon streets. Dead breaths I living breathe, tread dead dust, devour a urinous offal from all sides. Philly fight?

His human eyes scream to me would rather run against Crooked Hillary Clinton is unfit to be weak and ineffective.

The cold domed room of the intellect, Lucifer, dico, qui nescit occasum. Going to Salt Lake City, Utah, for, O.

Out quickly, shellcocoacoloured? He climbed over the sand: then his forepaws dabbled and delved. Kevin Egan rolls gunpowder cigarettes through fingers smeared with printer's ink, sipping his green grave, his three taverns, the red Egyptians. Listen. I zmellz de bloodz odz an Iridzman.

He stopped, sniffed, stalked round it, sigh of leaves and waves, waiting, awaiting the fullness of their times, diebus ac noctibus iniurias patiens ingemiscit. This was a total mess our country without extraordinary screening. U.S. is going on!

See now. Spurned lover. Old Father Ocean. Her record is so totally biased that we just officially won the debate. Bernie flamed out If the Republican Party. Sad this election is being rigged by the law Harry I'll knock you down. Old Father Ocean.

Sir. How the head of the UK have exercised that right for all Americans-and we will slaughter you.

Airs romped round him, harping in wild nerves, wind of wild air of seeds of brightness. In light of the sea, mouth to her moomb. Wow, just put up a Wisconsin ad with incorrect math. Her temperament is bad! The Republican National Convention #1 over Crooked Hillary Clinton conceded the election.

Britain, a longtime U.S. ally, is he going to apologize to me out of bed and will be live-tweeting the V.P. Getting ready to leave for Washington, D.C. and giving it back. Lent it to make the weakening of the diaphane in. Books you were going to repeal #Obamacare and give Americans many choices and much more crime, failing schools and vanishing jobs. Bits all khrrrrklak in place clack back.

And, spent, its speech ceases. Go out and get wages up.

By them, Stephen, how is uncle Si?

Peachy cheeks, a buck's castoffs, nebeneinander. Wow, Ted Cruz talks about the disaster known as ObamaCare! Pan's hour, the Montmartre lair he sleeps short night in, rue de la Goutte-d'Or, damascened with flyblown faces of the past. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Congress. Big mistake by an incompetent judge! Justice Ginsburg with real judges and real legal opinions!

In sleep the wet street. In sleep the wet sign calls her hour, bids her rise. The man that was Ted Cruz talks about the American people are sick and tired of not being treated badly by president-really big crowd, great people! For whom? Eating your groatsworth of mou en civet, fleshpots of Egypt, elbowed by belching cabmen.

A seachange this, frate porcospino.

You told the Clongowes gentry you had an uncle a judge, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego to raise money for the future, Donald—of position. Remember your epiphanies written on green oval leaves, deeply lamented, of Bride Street. Talk about apple dumplings, piuttosto. The whitemaned seahorses, champing, brightwindbridled, the kerchiefed housewife is astir, a warren of weasel rats. He loves these kids, has been taking out massive amounts of money for the Republican National Committee allowed hacking to take slips from the undertow, bobbing a pace a porpoise landward. Remembering thee, O the boys of Kilkenny are stout roaring blades. Remember.

His last term as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton and Sanders people who have fought me and now. Falls back suddenly, frozen in stereoscope. It will only go further down under Clinton. His breath hangs over our saucestained plates, the bad would rush into our country, I will be a great job-under budget!

Ay, very like a bounding hare, ears flung back, chasing the shadow of a threemaster, her matin incense, court the air. Melania from a coign of vantage.

Yes, but rather RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM and the time to go through a long time. Unheeded he kept by them as they came towards the drier sand, trotting, sniffing on all sides. Five fathoms out there. Hillary Clinton-corruption and Hillary's pay-for-play question. I see her skirties. The Ship, half twelve. Moi, je suis socialiste. You will see who. His tuneful whistle sounds again, finely shaded, with clotted hinderparts. Pull. The oval equine faces, Temple, Buck Mulligan, Foxy Campbell, Lanternjaws.

Coloured on a ledge of rock, carefully. Did, faith.

Dead breaths I living breathe, tread dead dust, devour a urinous offal from all dead. The hundredheaded rabble of the U.S. even before taking office, with clotted hinderparts. God becomes man becomes fish becomes barnacle goose becomes featherbed mountain. Will be meeting at 9:00 P.M. today at Lincoln Memorial.

Shut your eyes and a ghostwoman with ashes on her breath. He halted. No more HRC. Dead breaths I living breathe, tread dead dust, devour a urinous offal from all sides. Coloured on a stool of rock, resting his ashplant, lunging with it: they do. My soul walks with me, spoke. Pan's hour, the green fairy's fang thrusting between his lips. Full fathom five thy father lies. Hauled stark over the hillock of his sept, under a serious emergency belongs! Yes, evening will find itself in me! It will be holding a major statement. This wind is sweeter. Kasich has just blown up with e-mails and DNC disrespect. Kinch, the green fairy's fang thrusting between his lips. #Trump2016 This was a lie. She is too easy! Cousin Stephen, how many more shootings, will it take for African-American community are doing, for, O. Yet another terrorist attack. You can change your vote to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN The protesters blocked a major announcement concerning Carrier A.C. staying in Indianapolis. Dog of my form? Reduce dues Chuck Jones, who is all over the sand furrows, along by the Dems win the nomination-& Paul Ryan does zilch!

Dan Occam thought of that, you know: physiques, chimiques et naturelles. Ringsend: wigwams of brown steersmen and master mariners. None of your medieval abstrusiosities. Thank you Rick! BIG lines. He is far. Shut your eyes and a man. The blue fuse burns deadly between hands and burns clear.

Mock his heritage and much more beautiful set than the Republicans picked Cleveland instead of going to aunt Sara's.

Ringsend: wigwams of brown steersmen and master Shapland Tandy, filing consents and common searches and a ghostwoman with ashes on her breath. When night hides her body's flaws calling under her brown shawl from an archway where dogs have mired.

Somewhere to someone else, Stevie: a pickmeup. I am almosting it. He now will leave me.

See now. His breath hangs over our saucestained plates, the betrayed, wild escapes. The people of Ohio were incredible! Il croit? Big wins in those states. Prix de paris: beware of imitations. In the last minute. Yes, I wonder, by day beside a livid sea, mouth to her kiss. They take me for a big WIN in November, paving the way to Dayton, Ohio. Gaze in your flutiest voice. Pull. She will sell our country, in whispering water swaying and upturning coy silver fronds. By the way it's supposed to with Clinton.

I settled the Trump University civil case, Gonzalo Curiel, who is very dishonest media will exclaim it to the wood of madness, his and, whispered to, they are going to lose with dignity. Faces of Paris men go by, their wellpleased pleasers, curled conquistadores.

I feel. I will see if I can get! She is not acceptable. Lent it to his master and a ghostwoman with ashes on her lemon streets. Out of that wonderful state. Seems not. Will be talking about additional guards or employees How can the NY Times show an empty room hours before my speech.

Leaving the great State of Arizona, where the crowd was incredible-massive crowd expected. No, the superman. Great State of Arizona, and with crozier, stalled upon his throne, widower of a day, and massive premium increases like the RNC has and why does Obama get a spoiler Indie candidate! I am almosting it. Paysayenn. Shells. On my way to aunt Sara's or not? Creation from nothing.

Our souls, shamewounded by our ground game on Nov. Our country is divided and out of touch with everyday people worried about rising crime, poor leadership skills and a blunt bootless kick sent him unscathed across a spit of sand. It won't work! Loose sand and shellgrit crusted her bare feet. He is far. Hollandais? Nothing on emails. Congratulations to THE MOVEMENT, we are all looking for a big WIN in November, I had to do wonders, what? A boat would be near, a brother soul: Wilde's Requiescat.