#haahhhh

[alpha-leoniis]

hon.a is so nice to me when im in littlespace. gentle, patient, best cuddles, helps me with everything. very nice, i love her lots

[zephyrius-bckp]

I get bored of being on break from main -> maybe it wouldn't be so bad to see how stuff is doing there -> goes to check main tumblr circle -> instant fucking anxiety pang -> I remember why I took a break in the first place

[blushouyo]

genuinely genuinely genuinely feel like i'm losing my ability to draw 😞

[maliciousalice]

[silent-sentinels]

what do they fucking mean driving practice again today.

[dirtbra1n]

I’m feeling regular today Whos going to answer for this

[hanzajesthanza]

all i had to do to normalize audio in premiere was press G … gg

[asbestieos]

shakaing and crying a d werping and dobbing

[trendywaifus]

you smack feixiao’s hand away from your cup of wine, casting your woman a quick glare before going back to talking to jing yuan. she pouts, resting her cheek against her palm, elbow propped up on her knee as she lazily tunes into the conversation about daily life between you and jingyuan.

“ i heard that yanqing and yunli has been getting along lately. is that true, jing’? “ you inquire, idly tapping a finger against the wooden surface of the low table. jing yuan chuckles, taking a sip of his wine.“ they’re getting there. it seems like their little “battles” are a form of kiddy dates. “ you let out a soft laugh, barely aware of feixiao’s hand sneakily reaching for your cup. noticing his fellow equal in title’s antics, the white, long-haired man shakes his head disapprovingly. she press a finger to her smirking lips as she slowly slides your cup towards her and—

“ you know i can see your hand from the corner of my eye, you sneaky vixen! “ you instinctively grabbed her fox ear and pulled at it.

she yelps, “ ow, ow! dearrestt, i was just kiddding—ouch! “

“ yeah right! what did i tell you about trying to drink liquor you know you can’t handle? this poor man told me you downed a whole thing of wine, destroyed his gazebo a few days ago, and passed out drunk! “

“ heh–ouch! i got a little carried away and i was thirsty—ouuuch! i was just visiting and wanted a—ouch, ouch, ouch!”

“ a visitor but not. a. guest! “ you hissed. jing yuan turns his head and stifles back a bellowing laugh at the comical sight of the merlin’s claw of the xianzhou yaoqing getting scolded by her lover. you finally let go of feixiao’s sore ear and sighed exasperatedly. “ you should of stayed with jiaoqiu at the tea house. there’s a reason why the loufu doesn’t sell alcohol when— “

feixiao stubbornly cuts you off, “ nonsense! to hell with it! “

she swiftly swipes your cup, brings it to her lips, and downs the strong, rich content. you and jing yuan’s jaw drop in astonishment as she gulps everything down.

“ fei—y-you didn’t— “

“ and i did! seee, mymostamazingbelovedmate?” she drunkenly slurs, slamming the cup back on the table. “ i can handle a little cup of wine jusst fine! your most fantastic lover can handle it! “ feixiao’s bright ocean eyes are already half-lidded and dazed as she clumsily stands up, nearly falling backwards trying to maintain her balance.

“ that’s not—feixiao! sit your stupid ass back down before you fall and hit your head! “

“ you should listen to your spouse. we wouldn’t want the lacking general to get a knot on her head after getting defeated by a mere cup of wine, hm? “ jing yuan advises casually before clearing his throat. he takes a long sip of his wine. you pinch the bridge of your nose because of his mocking comment.

“ haahhhh? “ feixiao glared angrily at the man before raising her foot, and slammed her heel down on the table, sending it flying in the air. did this man just purposely provoke feixiao? you can’t even call him petty at this point because she was the one who destroyed his property the last time he saw her.

“ let’s take this outside, jing yuan! just because my dear lover is here. . .doesn’t mean. . .i won’t. . “ feixiao trails off sleepily, losing her footing and falls sideways. luckily, her head lands safely on your lap, body stretched out perfectly on the tatami mat. you sighed in great relief, stroking her head as she sleeps soundly. “ you knew she’d do this which is why you made that comment earlier, huh? “

jing yuan simply smiles at you, the smug look evident in his golden hues.

“ not exactly. but i’ll say this, i forgive but i don’t forget. “

you roll your eyes at him.

[fictitiouswanderings]

Grinder, What A Place

Viktor hasn’t gotten laid in a while, so to quell the stoking fire in his gut he goes to Grindr to find someone suitable to his fulfill his needs.

It was a lazy saturday afternoon when Viktor opened up his phone, he usually ignored it but today he was on a mission. Get laid.

He scrolled a little on twitter, and checked his email before he opened up his apps on his phone and scrolled down.

Grindr. The one place you could find a quick lay.

Its almost immediately as he opens the app that he gets a message and he rolls his eyes, its an add thankfully and not someone sending a dick pic. Though it isnt long that those start popping up as well.

He continues to scroll through his immediate options, looking at the various profiles when one catches his eye.

The man in the photo is chinseled, looking sweaty in some gym shorts with a towel around his shoulders, his line of his dick clearly visible in those delecatable shorts.

His profile says:

Jayce, 26, exercise coach. Looking for a good time? Let me show you one ;9

Viktor finds his mouth salivating a little and he opens up the chat to find a message has been sent already.

“Hey cutie” it says

Viktor is taken aback a little but responds nontheless.

“Hey handsome, looking to take someone for a ride?”

A little bubble appears as Jayce begins typing back and Viktors heart feels like its racing. He looks through Jayce’s other photos, each one of them he’s shirtless and glistening with sweat and Viktor begins to wonder what it tastes like.

“Your place or mine?” The bubble finally pops up and Viktor types back “mine”.

He sends his address to this perfect stranger and gets an eta of 30 mins before he’ll be over. His heart races and he begins furiously cleaning up his messy room throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and straightening his desk. He even makes his bed out of sheer nervousness. It has been a while since he last slept with anyone or anyone had been over in general. He mostly kept to himself and used his own hands when needed.

30 minutes pass quickly and Viktor decided to change into something a little more luxurious, a purple velvet nighty lined with gold lace. A knock comes to his door and he quickly gets up and limps over with his cane, he peeks out the peephole before opening it, making sure its who hes expecting.

Jayce stands waiting as his door creaks open. He has flowers in his hands and waits to be invited in.

“V?” He asks.

Viktor nods, “Jayce i presume?” And Jayce nods in return, thrusting out the flowers for him.

Viktor takes them with surprise and leads them into his apartment.

“You look wonderful” Jayce says complimenting Viktor and Viktor cant help but flush a little bit. He puts the flowers in a container and fills it with water.

“Thank you for the flowers, do you do this for every guy you fuck?”

“No, just the cute ones” Jayce grins and winks at him.

Viktor rolls his eyes a little but smiles nonetheless.

“Well do we want to get on with it or..” Viktor asks

“What are your pronouns?” Jayce interrupts and Viktor’s eyebrow shoots up in question. “ he,him, but i was born afab”

Jayce nods a little, “and how do you refer to..” his eyes trail down Viktors figure, undressing him.

“My pussy?” Viktor questions.

“Yeah” Jayce responds.

“Pussy, Vagina, Clit or Cock” Viktor suddenly says feeling a little relieved the other even asked. He wasnt used to this, he was used to a quick to the point fuck.

“Can I eat your pussy?” Jayce suddenly asks and Viktor feels his loins throb, he’s leaning against the kitchen counter and Jayce drops to his knees infront of him. Jayce looks up at him through thick eyelashes, as if pleading with him to take off his underwear, his hands at either side of them.

“You may take them off” Viktor says and Jayce is slowly pulling down the thong that accompanied his nightgown.

Jayce wastes no time pressing his face up against Viktors wet sex, burying his nose in his pubes and licking at his clit.

“haahhhh~” Viktor whines, he brings a hand up to his mouth to quiet himself and Jayce looks up at him pausing his ministrations.

“I want to hear you” he says before making his way back down, sucking at his clit.

Viktor doesnt really have neighbors to speak of so he removes his hand from his mouth and lets his moans be heard.

Jayce is an expert with his mouth, and the noises that both come from Viktor’s body and his mouth are wonderfully welcomed to Jayce, his dick throbbing in his shorts.

He continues to eat Viktor out until he shakes on his tongue, Viktor’s hands finding purchase in his hair, tugging gently.

“G-gonna make me c-cum” Viktor whines out and Jayce sucks all the more eagarly. He pulls harder at Jayce’s hair and rides his face feeling the much needed release wash over him. Jayce continues until Viktor pulls him away, too sensitive to continue. His knees buckle a little and Jayce quickly catches him, steadying him.

Viktor looks down at Jayce and the mess on his face and cant help but smile a little stupidly, still a little dazed from his orgasm.

Jayce smiles back up at him and wipes his face, licking his fingers. Viktor flushes a little.

“Arent you a dirty dog”

Jayce just grins, his dick twitching with interest.

He starts to kiss at the moles at Viktor’s thighs.

“Why dont we move this to the bedroom?” Viktor asks and Jayce stands up to follow him. Viktor takes him by the hand and leads him back to his bed, gently laying down on it and beckoning Jayce over.

Jayce englufs all of Viktor as he lays over him, he kisses at his neck and slots a leg between his thighs. His bulge grinds up against Viktor’s leg and he shudders.

“We can get right to it you know” Viktor says but Jayce ignores him, kissing down his neck instead and down to his blouse.

Viktor cant help how wet hes getting, between Jayce already getting him off and his kissing, he squirms under him. Jayce grinds against him and Viktor lets out a little whimper.

Jayce slowly moves the straps of his blouse down and pulls the whole thing down. He stares at Viktors top surgery scars before he rubs his fingers against them before moving up and tweaking his nipples.

Viktor cries out and arches his back.

“I want to make you feel good” Jayce says before taking a perky nipple into his mouth.

“I-i want you to fuck my pussy” Viktor says, his legs shaking a little again.

Jayce nips at his nipple again a little before pulling away. He moves off the bed to pull his shirt and shorts off and Viktor cant help his eyes watch Jayce’s dick bounce once released from the fabric. Jayce grins a little, eating up the attention. He crawls back to Viktor on the bed and grabs his legs carefully pulling them up. He leans down to kiss him and slowly starts pushing in at the same time.

Viktor moans against his lips, he wasn’t expecting the other to be so thick and yet his pussy was eating him up completely. Jayce stopped once he was fully engulfed by him and waits a moment before he begins to move. At first hes slow, but he picks the pace up until hes feverishly pounding Viktor into the bedsheets.

Viktor is a whining moaning mess but when Jayce’s thick dick pounds against his cervix he keens. He can’t help himself. Jayce is thrusting roughly into him and Viktor grabs at the sheets beneath them.

“I wanna fuck you full of my cum” Jayce says through a soft growl and Viktor cant help himself.

“Cum in me Jayce!” He nearly screams, his own orgasm coiling in on him for the second time that night.

Jayce thrusts hard against Viktor’s cervix again and stops as he lets out a low groan and cums, filling the other deliciously.

“Fuck your pussy is so tight” Jayce groans. “It feels so good” he begins to rock back and forth a little, his semi-soft dick getting a little hard again. Viktor is surprised to feel him getting hard again in him but welcomes it, most of his previous partners could only go one round before tiring or worrying that hed tire, but Viktor was feeling a bit insatiable.

“How are you feeling, i can stop if you want”

“No-please dont” is all Viktor can get out before Jayce is positioning him on his side, holding his good leg up and fucking into him again.

Jayce puts all of himself into fucking Viktor and by the time they reach orgasm together they are covered in sweat. Jayce lays next to him, not bothering to pull out and just holds him as they catch their breath. Viktor reaches down to his stomach and presses a palm down and Jayce groans a little. Viktor cant help but chuckle a little.

Slowly Jayce pulls out of him and gets up.

“Where do you keep washcloths?”

“By the bathroom, theres a small closet” he points and Jayce makes his way over, grabbing a couple washcloths and wetting them before returning and handing one over to Viktor. He cleans himself up before he pulls his boxers and shorts back on.

“Are you a cuddler?” Jayce asks as Viktor cleans himself up.

“Not normally…” Viktor responds “but ill take some from you” he says and Jayce is back in the bed pulling him close. Viktor lays his head on Jayce’s chest and listens to his heart thrum. His skin is so warm and he cant help but cuddle a bit closer.

“If you want i can give you my number” Jayce says into his hair, “id like to see you again”

Viktor quickly grabs his phone from the side table and Jayce lets out a soft laugh. He takes it from Viktor and dials his number, hanging up and saving it into his contacts. Viktor sets his phone back on the side table and sighs a little moving back into Jayce’s arms.

After a while Jayce eventually gets up and grabs his shirt, pulling it back on. “Well i should probably get out of here” he says and Viktor nods. Jayce sees himself out and Viktor eventually gets up and locks the door.

He lets himself slump against the door, holding his phone when he gets a text.

“C u l8r cutie”

[mystigaron]

there r so many okarun coded monster hunter monsters so hard to settle on any one of them proper ... haahhhh

[amphiptere-art]

Xolo: Daddy. Daddy! DADDY!

Hum: Wha- hum- who- ya xolotl? Darling what are you doing up so late-

Oh Dear God!

Zip: Wha-

Xolo: I found Axo's daddy!

Hum: Haahhhh!

Zip: What the fu- *gets smacked*

Hum: Sh- th-That's wonderful darling. Where did you find it?

Xolo: Uner ta bed.

Hum: ......

Zip: How in the hel- Shh! -How did that fit under your bed?

Xolo: It wa ackfire. Then it whoosh out!

Hum: Ohh..

Zip: I'm telling you, this kid is cursed.

Hum: I WILL STRANGLE YOU!

[asian-ascian]

[Fake Summon Notice 🐭] 

"Haahhhh...I really don’t wanna be here, but Ramshackle is already unlivable as is without it feeling like an oven 24/7...aaarrrgh, let's get this show on the road, boys!" 

Did you manage to get Gala Couture Micah? Today's your last day, so head to the Mirror Chamber and don't miss your chance! 🤭

[funakounasoul]

If the Tsukutabe main 4 were in a magical girl setting, what do you think their magical motif(s)/weapons would be? For instance I’m picturing Nomoto with a bit of a chef motif and a ladle weapon that summons a soup tidal wave.

Haahhhh! That's amazing!

Well, let's see. I mean, Nomoto WOULD be the chef-looking one. That's a given. Love the ladle, maybe she has a frying pan, too!

I think Kasuga could have a minor chef theme going on hers, too, as she CAN cook, she just loves to eat more. Her moves are more powerhouse-y, like big ol helpings of PAIN (bread! no actually I mean hurty-pain lol). Eggs have to play a part in Kasuga's moveset and/or outfit motif, too. Her weapons would be a giant fork and knife because she's the Eater.

Nagumo could have a drink theme that has this opposite appearance to the other two. Maybe it feels like a barista or something lol. She's the one they find later and has trouble joining at first (aka the phobia) And, I'm not sure how far you're into the story in the manga (though the drama did touch up on it, too), but maybe - just maybe - she has a power-up finisher that ends up being food-related as well(?) as she works on her personal struggles, anyway. OR she can join in later for a group finisher that's all about the food! A full course meal finisher!

Yako, I see as the mentor. She can be a little fairy who is seen sipping wine here and there and gets REALLY passionate about what this group's mission is and what evil they're vanquishing or whatever. If the idea of a fairy Yako is a little too much, she can be, like, a retired magical girl. Something happened long ago that messed her up bad but now she's trying to make sure these ladies can continue that mission of whatever this power is based on. She's the one with the secret HQ and always brings snacks and tools to the parties meetings and is amazed at the skills and abilities these ladies have. But she is there to guide them whenever they need advice.

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

💚anon

[Bowling : Distraction]

Verde, red face as Leona clings onto him: Haahhhh... Not cool you guys...just because you guys are sore losers—

Floyd: Stop being so good then.

[thepiper0fhameln]

"Truck Buck and Friends"????? I have...the filthiest ideas for what this might be, tell me they are true! =^_^=

Oh boy, aha haahhhh…. I don’t know if you’re actually going to like this one, even if it is somewhat along the lines of what you MAY BE thinking……

It’s based on this fic: New York State of Mind

Trucker Bucky is a sleazy self-loathing predator who picks up very young boys on his travels across the country and has his way with them. Little rich kid Zemo ran away from his parents and becomes the next boy Bucky lures in. Then they meet Steve, (who is Cap America) and is on the run after being kicked out of the Avengers for his affinity for young boys. Steve helps Bucky improve his self-esteem and they all have a very good time with little Zemo.

Art is of them in the cab of Bucky’s truck.

SFW WIP image under the cut: