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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them
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my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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My good people of the internet, I present you the nomenees for the Golden Globe's "Best Motion Picture – Non-English Language" leading actress and actor from "I'm still here" and "Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama" Fernanda Torres
Disclaimer: this is not from the movie, this a 20yo clip from a tv series they did together .
VAI BRASIL!!
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