#ha fitting irony

[mayakrish08]

Backbiter

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fitting name of the sword Backbiter with regard to its owner? I am reminded of, “The Wand Chooses The Wizard” except with a PJO touch, so it’s like, “The Sword Chooses The Wielder.” I am a Riptide gurl though and though because hey it is practically impossible to misplace it, and let’s not forget how handy of a pen in was in House of Hades! But in another world, I would totally consider Backbiter because THAT SWORD CAN OPEN FRIGGING PORTALS! Not to mention that it can hurt both mortals AND monsters so can you really argue with how it’s not useful in taking just a slight nick at that annoying jerk we have in every classroom? The advantage is that said jerk cannot even see that it’s a sword, and if he cries out loud he would be deemed as the daisy with the petal princess skin so it’s a total win-win to us! I am telling you, ideally, what we need is a Riptide with Backbiter’s add-ons. Because, there is no other way but to go all out when it comes ice creams toppings and swords’ extra effects!

[benevolenterrancy]

Swords pining for each other's cultivator is my new favorite type of pining. Love your NieYao content! <3

I don't suppose we could get Baxia or Hensheng throwing a tantrum while Jin Guangyao / Nie Mingjue are away, leaving their owners to deal with the embarrassing aftermath?

Also, do you have any recs you'd recommend with these two?

this is the exact moment Nie Huaisang realised he was going to have to start meddling in his big brother's love life (con't: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Hensheng, on the other hand, doesn't throw tantrums but WILL sulk...

[cheekinpermission]

Don't do me dirty like this, Jack

[atopvisenyashill]

"you know it's actually really problematic to ship jonsa because you're completely ignoring that jon's type is-"

[lailuhhh]

I feel like Mac would know sign language

[baelavelaryon]

@deadrlngers tagged me to take this "patron saint of..." quiz for my ocs. i chose my three most doomed children and i'm now unwell 💕

tagging: @aztarion @aezyrraeshh @brightaxe @ortanthaig @gallusneve and you!

hanusa fern - baldur's gate 3

patron saint of relics patron saint of remembering. patron saint of holding something close. patron saint of holding on for too long. for a saint, a relic is often a part of the body, kept for some physical memento of their holiness. they are all in your hands, now: does it feel like remembrance? does it feel sanctified? are the dust and blood as precious as they're supposed to be?

paige langford - the wayhaven chronicles

patron saint of horror you're the patron saint of the dawning moment of realization. the patron saint of comprehension, maybe. the patron saint of understanding. the patron saint of knowing exactly what's going to happen. of seeing clearly. of not being able to look away.

alex rothman - vampire the masquerade bloodlines

patron saint of martyrs the patron saint of those who died to be like you. maybe you died to be like them too: but at the end of it, you weren't like them. patron saint of tragedy. saint of saints. it's you who holds the hands of the holy dead, and you who has to answer: what do they do if they regretted it?

[chayannesegg]

only watched clips of fit pov so I'm not fully informed yet but the evolution of fit deciding the "homophobia" is real is interesting.

like, initially he saw it for what it was: tubbo lashing out because he felt left out. he called tubbo out on this, he told ramon this, he laughed about it. tubbo was also cartoonish in his distaste, it was obvious he was hurting underneath.

but slowly he's become more and more genuinely annoyed by it even though tubbo has toned it down massively

tubbo basically just does his performative ick when faced with fitpac moments like one might if their parents kissed in front of them. he certainly still feels left out but it's also a bit (one pac loves to poke at bc he knows it's tubbo being stubborn and resistant to love)

but to fit, who wants tubbo to show him that he still cares about morning crew, it bothers him that tubbo can't just leave it be. it hurts every time tubbo rejects fit & pac's relationship, even jokingly. he doesn't understand why tubbo feels left out. he wants morning crew back to what they used to be.

tubbo for the longest time was the only person there with them when fit and pac were developing their relationship. no ramon. no richas. no mike. he teased fit but he also supported him. he was the buffer they needed to start acknowledging their feelings. he was their friend.

but now tubbo is standoffish. he shies away where he used to budge in. he doesn't know his place around fit and pac anymore and he's not brave enough to ask. he's scared of the answer.

and fit doesn't get why tubbo can't just believe they love them the same as before. why he's not acting like before. he feels rejected. he feels ignored. the comments about fit and pac have started to feel personal instead of just tubbo being insecure.

so when he sees tubbo reaching out to foolish, it hurts him. it seems like tubbo has just given up on the morning crew. and he wants to lash back. he wants to warn foolish about how tubbo can hurt him. he wants tubbo back. so he frames it around the going joke, that tubbo's homophobic, but it doesn't quite land (fit's not as good as tubbo at making jokes out of his own pain). it just ends up feeling too real and that's exactly the problem.

[paunchsalazar]

Fire Emblem Awakening families in my play through…

[muttsterion]

Sandwich shop items for the villians of South Park:

Professor Chaos - A burrito filled with refried beans, rice, sour cream, and shredded cheddar, whole thing wrapped in tinfoil and served hot.

General Disarray - A calzone filled with spicy pastrami, red sauce, and parmesean, also served in ton foil.

Ooh nice. Very tasty options! Hoping Chaos's comes with a side of nacos and salsa. Ha imagines both of these coming with a hamster minion toy too. XD

[conspiracydawg]

conundrum: I listen mostly to movie soundtracks, but I occasionally get an urge for something else. like blackbird, by the beatles, which is a song that I listen to like twice a year probably. I don't have it downloaded with the rest of my music (because I don't want a single track taking up a whole album spot in my music player so I'd probably want to go find the full album and at that point I really ought to download the entire beatles discography etc), so I pull it up on youtube when the rare urge strikes

a few years ago, I did this, waited briefly to make sure everything was working as it should before I switched back to my other tabs, and I happened to see a comment on the video that went something like "like if you're here from boss baby!!!!!!"

and unfortunately this has ruined my life. I haven't even seen boss baby but now whenever I hear blackbird I can see him. I can see that shitty little baby's stupidass fucking face. I can see his stupidass fucking suit. I can see his stupidass fucking giant glassy eyes getting even bigger and glassier as he gazes off and has a stupidass fucking Emotional Sequence. stupidass fucking baby. I hate him

[redpasserines]

something something a tire iron meant tires meant money meant living. something something all tire irons are crowbars.

[zoennes]

♪ 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 '𝑒𝑚 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒, 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝐷𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 ♪

[oglegoggle]

Went to nonbinary support group earlier this evening. A fun and silly question was asked, “What’s your non-traditional gender?”. The person asking described their gender as some cigarette butts floating in a gross puddle, another person describing themself as a cigarette butt with lipstick stains on it, my love described themself as a bunny rabbit, and when it came around for me to answer I said I’m a dirty hippy. The person asking then spent ten minutes going off on me about how #problematic hippy culture is, ignoring multiple bids from me to say yeah there are things wrong with it I know full well but they did not relent, eventually remarking that punks look mean but are actually nice and hippies look nice but are actually mean and telling me my gender is pretty much folk punk anyway?? My love stopped the convo by asking the others in the group who didn’t get a chance to answer to do so but the vibe was not great after. This is such a strange and petty encounter but something about it still rubbed me the wrong way in such a way that continues to linger in my mind. What the fuck?

[despair-ninja-everything-agency]

Which Old God are you affiliated with? (Fear and Hunger)

The God of Fear and Hunger

A newly-born being able to rival the power of the Old Gods. You find yourself affiliated with her. Perhaps in your life you have gone through many changes. Some you wish not to speak of. But do not lose them to time. Remember your beginning. Remember your life. If humans are anything but two things that is hunger and rage. And like the ones before you, you can consume, swallow and devour until you are sick but you will never be satisfied. You may find yourself at an inability to express yourself, like your tongue has been cut right out of your mouth. By the hand of your father or God. It doesn't matter to you. You will change. You will change yourself and others. No one can tell if you are showing mercy or thinly disguised cruelty.

(Potential spoiler! Read more about Them here)

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((Hello. Hi. Welcome to my new hyperfixation that is Fear and Hunger series :’D Anyway, this is a quiz result for WoL!Cole if he found himself in Funger universe and forced to affiliate himself with any God existing within that universe. I actually half-expect he would get The God of Fear and Hunger but I didn’t expect how close the answer would be to who he is. Interesting food for thought, that for sure))

Take the quiz here! [MAY CONTAIN SENSITIVE CONTENT AND SPOILERS]

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Tagged By: No one! But credit to the original quiz maker @wyrmbaat​ :3c

Tagging: Anyone who wanna give it a try! You don’t have to know about Fear and Hunger to take it but having prior knowledge is a bonus

[waywardsalt]

no bite scene yet but heres another snippet of the ganonbeck fic chapter 2 under the cut

[daz4i]

i do find it weird how ppl latch onto one (1) sentence a character that's known to be a liar said once as if it's an unshaken fact and every hc that may contradict it on any level is wrong no matter what