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astronomicaltaxon · 1 year ago
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d∆ve !$ hunchy, let$ t∆lk ∆🅱️°ut !t
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hopelesshawks · 2 years ago
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I think you like to h*ld h*nds with your self ships, I know it's so kinky gksioxk
Fykxgkxt it’s true I’m a filthy little h*nd h*lder and I won’t apologize for it 😤
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im-s0rry · 8 months ago
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Pocket Sand - Pilot Episode: Inkwel and Shikari
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Inkwel: Hehehe! W ll hiya the e, Mi s Shikari!
Shikari: Oh, it's yXu. Get Xut of hXre, I DXN'T want tX talk.
Inkwel: I don't me n to be rud b t I don't re lly... want t ...
Funny Stor , most of th peopl here ar n't the fr endliest... and if they ar , they pr bably want to k ll you... Hehehe....
Shikari: YeXh, and I WXll, tXo. Keep mX out of thXs you SXft littlX freak.
How'd yXu even gXt herX? You get thrXwn in here Xs a thrXwaway ItXm or sXmething?
Inkwel: Hehehe... No, I'm just l ke you. A Shadow Crystal h lder...
Shikari: ThXt's hard to belXeve.
Inkwel: It s but it's true. I als had on of those Crystals.
Shikari: Yeah but thXse don't savX you frXm lXXking likX you'd be beXten to a pXlp in less than a sXcond.
Inkwel: Hehehe, y u don't think 'm tough, don't you m ss? I'm plenty t ugh!
Shikari: I wasn't talkXng abXut that, you're a FXXKING plXshie.
Inkwel: Hey! Th t wasn't n ce...
Hmmmm... h s anyone h re told yo abo t my EYES?
Shikari: NXpe.
Inkwel: Hehehe! W ll in th t case!
*Inkwel puts his puppet in one of the holes where his eye should have been. Shikari looks on in mild amusement.*
Shikari: So? YXu don't hXve eyXs? I knXw likX five Xther DarknXrs thXt havX the same thXng-
Inkwel: Oh I wasn't b rn lik this! Mr Ro k stole them!
Shikari: . . .WhXt?
Inkwel: Ye h! He r pped them all o t and left me to d e in m set! Hehehe!
Shikari: . . .
Inkwel: And if y u don't mind m add ng to that, but wh n I did g t them b ck, I turn d int a fre ky monst r!
Shikari: . . .Huh. . .ThXt's . . .MetXl as fXXk.
Inkwel: Th t's not h w I would w rd it, b t sure!
Shikari: So lXke, are yXu tryXng to gXt rXvenge on thXt Rook GXy?
Inkwel: Oh no n no! I w uld never! R venge is wr ng and it'd be cru l of me t do that!
Shikari: . . .He lXft you to dXe. . .
Inkwel: Ye h. . .But p ople can ch nge and ma be he'll r alize that he mad a mist ke some t me in the fut ure! Hehehe!
Shikari: . . .MXn. And I thXught yXu were kind Xf cXXl for a sXcond. You'rX just anXther WXMP likX the rXst of thXm.
Inkwel: I g t that a lot. . .hehehe. . .I he rd that fr m my wife n our f rst date. . .
Shikari: Hm?
Inkwel: Oh yeah! My w fe! Sh 's the best. . .b t I can't t lk to her when I'm h re...
Shikari: WhXt? Did shX dXe or somethXng?
Inkwel: h HEAVENS no! She's j st kind f. . .liv ng in a re lm betwe n realit is all!
W it. . .maybe I c n talk to her h re! Th s ain't a qu ote- n-q ote can n story s I think she c n come ov r!
Shikari: FXXking go for it.
Inkwel: Alr ghty!
*A few minutes pass*
Inkwel: h Shikari!
Shikari: WhXt do yXu want- HXLY SHXT.
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Nora: You must be that Shikari girl he was talking about. I'm Nora.
Inkwel: I pulled some strings nd w s able to g t h r here!
Shikari: BRX.
YXU DIDN'T TXLL ME SHX WXS A BXDDIE.
Inkwel: what the fuck did you just call my wife?
- End of Pilot -
Bonus Fanart for making it to the end!
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Shikari by: @mercair
Inkwel, Nora, and Rustflare by: Me!
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iateyourwaffles · 2 years ago
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Hey, sorry for not being here again in like almost half a year or so. I just haven’t really been much like myself lately, and I think it’s my m/ental health. I’ve been kinda scared to do the things that make me happy lately, due to some stuff that kinda affected me in the past associated to them. Also, I’ve been staying up late due to lack of sleep, and sometimes I would feel so tired throughout the day. My physical health hasn’t been too good either. I mean, the joint issue will always be something I have to deal with, but it has calmed down a bit these last few months, still kinda h/urts though. There’s a certain area around my mouth, like the t/ooth part, that feels like a tight p/ain at times and it h/urts. I went to the d/entist back in early december and they said that they checked that part last time and they didn’t see anything. :/ I go back later on this month, so I think I will probably try and ask them about it then. I’m kinda hoping it’s just the joint issue I have, and it’s mostly affecting that part. I hope it goes away or at least calms down. It’s been like that for a while now, though ever since a bit after I went to get my cleaning back in october. I got my cleaning on hallowe/en.
I got my costume so I got to dress up as my favorite character for fall. I had some spice apple and pu/mpkin doughnuts and my brother and I helped put up decorations for the hallo/ween party we made at home for our younger si/blings. I also got to go shopping with my aunt, and we got to hang out for the day back in november. My aunt recommended me a pe/ppermint bark w/ white c/hocolate coffee,and it was really good. My aunt said that her and I share similar tastes. xD. I also showed her my Tsukasa plushies after she showed me her p/rep nd l/anding plushies. She said they were cute. I also thought her plushies were cute. We went to the store afterwards, and got to eat at the food court they had there, and she recommended me a fruit sundae and it was really good. I like hanging out with my aunt. I feel like she understands me a bit more, and she makes me feel calm and safe. Christmas was a bit better this year, I had a hard time around last year due to pe/rsonal stuff, so that day was a bit sad back then. I had fun this year. I couldn’t hang out with my aunt though on the day before christmas, due to the snow, so that made me a little sad, but my aunt helped cheer me up since she said we can see each other during the spring to go see a play.  : ) I got to see her for a bit after chrsitmas though, we had fun, and we got to go to a resturant, and ordered some chicken and biscuits. She also gave me and others some gifts. She got me a s/ailor moon t shirt and some jeans with some socks. I loved them. The pants are comfortable and the shirt is cute, and the socks are comfy. 
Happy new year, btw. New year is one of my favorite holidays, so I had fun. I had some pork w/ rice and this food with meat and cheese in them. It was like a dough wrapped w/ meat, my favorites are the ones are the ones with ham and cheese. I like them cause you can personalize them. One year, we put apricot in them and they were good. 
So that’s what’s been happening w/ me lately. However, lately these past few weeks, my mental h/ealth has been slowly af/fecting me. As well as some physical problems. (Like dealing with my joint issues and such.) And lately, again, I have been thinking about my gender. I haven’t given it much thought in a long while, but now, I have had it on my mind again since last week. I guess I’m still trying to figure myself out. (I have mentioned this in a much o/lder post before abt my gender.) Also, I might try and see what I can do abt s/chool this year. I’m trying to stay in a more positive l/ight this year, and try and go to s/chool to start working towards my dream. My aunt is usually the one to help me get into s/chool. I’m studying a language this year a bit more though, which is one of the big parts of my dream, so that’s good. 
Oh, and I recently have been on the leader b/oard on a daily p/oint ra/nkings in one of the games I play (s//if) for about almost half a month now, so that’s something that’s pretty cool I guess. I’m usually around the top 100 or top 500 or so. One time during the first half of the r/esult,I made it to top 10. I was kinda proud. x D I went down to top 40 during the second half though, but it’s okay. I haven’t been ti/eiring for a few days due to perso/nal problems and other rl stuff though. I jumped from top 11000 to top 2000, yesterday, so that was kinda cool. And I got to exchange for a card of one of my favorite characters, that I have been wanting since I started the game years ago. I had happy tears when I got her. I set her up as my m/ain l/eader. And I got my favorite limi/ted card in another game I play. It took a long time to get him, but eventually I got him. (He didn’t come h/ome in my 300 pulls, so I had to exc/hange s//park him. )  :’’)
I hope you enjoy your day. Sorry for r/ambling a bit. ^^; 
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overwhore-s · 4 years ago
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Hello!! H/nd H/lder here, not with a request this time!! I am trying to work up the nerve to come off anon, but until then, I figured I'd stop in and say hello!! So hello!!! And I also figured I'd ask your opinion: Which JJBA characters do you think have the coldest hands? Or just, over all, are constantly cold? Please remember to eat something today!! 🧡✨
So lovely to hear from you, H/nd H/lder! ❤️ I hope you’re doing well! And you don’t have to worry about revealing your true identity, we’ll love you no matter what! 
As for your question, let us crack open a cold one with the boys and get to the bottom of this! 
The cold bois of JoJo
My number one pick for this list is Ghiaccio, for obvious reasons (ppl who haven’t seen/read part 5; he can lower the temperature of the area he’s in). Close second is DIO, cause like, he’s a vampire y’know. There are exactly two reasons why I wouldn’t want to receive cuddles from Dio; a) he’ll most probably kill me right after b) he’s cold as fuck. A character that can be either super cold or super hot (but like, hot in general) is Weather Report. I headcanon that his body temperature changes depending on how he’s using his Stand. Kira is a cold-hearted killer so I can see him having permamently cold hands as well. Ugh, hands. Now I have four characters but, much like Mista, I really hate the number four so I’m going to throw in a fifth one, even though I’m not too sure about him - Diego from SBR. I mean, the dude can change into a dinosaur and we consider dinosaurs reptiles and reptiles are cold-blooded, BUT there has been much discussion lately whether dinosaurs are really cold-blooded or not and I think the consensus among scientists right now is that they were actually warm-blooded, however from the way Araki wrote it all I get the feeling Diego might be, in fact, a cold-blooded creature and thus cold to the touch! Damn, looks like there will be no pleasant cuddles from any of Dio’s incarnations, but I won’t let that stop me! 
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ultprincess-a · 3 years ago
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hand . hold out a hand for my muse to take . // from ultoccult !!!
@ultoccult // a series of nonverbal prompts (still accepting!)
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the elevator is silent, other then the machinery working to delve the group impossibly deep in the earth's crust. sonia is dazed, rattled in both the literal and metaphorical sense. she just couldn't stop thinking about poor mahiru, the reason for their visit to the trial grounds. such a spirited young lady, drained of all life, what made her... well, her. it was such a sad sight. 🍰
but, that's why they were here. while she hated the idea of doubting the friends she's made so far, they had to find who committed such a terrible act. if not, well... sonia begins to gnaw at her lower lip. 🍰
she's snapped out of her thoughts by gundham, now standing next to her, awkwardly clearing his throat, and subtly offering his hand. sonia pauses, she's a little surprised. he, generally, wasn't one for physical contact... was he trying to comfort her? 🍰
she smiles a little, though worry still weighed her down, it was definitely a lot less heavy with someone else by her side. she carefully takes his hand in hers, bowing her head and letting her eyes flutter shut, waiting for the shaking to stop. 🍰
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rqnvindr · 4 years ago
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megumis hands are big, warm, and perfect for h*nd h*lding
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bace-jeleren · 4 years ago
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Fanwalker ask: scale from incredibly kinky to scared of holding hands?
Kinky as hell: Alexandria, Lalia, Urelii, Mé
Is down for a little kink, but isn't inherently kinky: Wren, Rhiin, Nikolai, Malmatiir
Has thought about trying out kink, but is too afraid to ask: Damali, Ziifa, Kuro, Astrid
Filthy h*nd h*lder: Reah, Sophi, Grii, Ezin, Kimber
Doesn't have time for any of that: Rasmin, Pinni, Megumi
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allthesetrolls · 4 years ago
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some fun trivia questions for sirona! 1) whats her favorite soup? 2) does she have any artsy hobbies? 3) what song best represents her vibes? 4) dogs or cats? 5) does she have any other fun outfits she likes to wear, other than her usual skirt and top?
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]o[ My fav]o[ rite s]o[ up is actually chicken n]o[ ]o[ dle. My sec]o[ nd fav]o[ rite is beef stew. I mean, I'm lumping s]o[ ups and stews t]o[ gether but still, t]o[ p tw]o[ . b]o[ th can last me a while, are hearty and g]o[ g]o[ ]o[ d paired with ]o[ ther things. -
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]o[ As f]o[ r my h]o[ bbies, well aside fr]o[ m magic and guiding the l]o[ st I d]o[ like t]o[ race airb]o[ ats a nd skim the b]o[ tt]o[ m ]o[ f the swamp f]o[ r l]o[ st things. -
(( This song here and this song here and this song here.  now I am going to make an entire play list for her!!! )) 
]o[ Cats, they have g]o[ ]o[ d intuiti]o[ n. -
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]o[ I d]o[ have a few ]o[ utfits I wear. I haave f]o[ rmal wear, I...d]o[ n't use it ]o[ ften but it is nice. I als]o[ have s]o[ me warm cl]o[ thing f]o[ r c]o[ lder climates, and a few summer dresses I like. I d]o[ n't g]o[ swamp diving in th]o[ se. -
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mankai-afterhours · 4 years ago
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I want to h*ld h*nds with Izumi so badly omgg. I want to give her a k*ss and maybe a bit more 😳 if she is interested 😳😳😍 I just love the curry queen so much
That's so cute, oh my gosh... haha ♡
I'd love to do all of those things. You know, it's kind of nice to feel so loved 😊 I rarely get that around here,,
- Izumi Tachibana, h*lder of h*nds
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I had no idea you had such dedicated fans.
Color me surprised.
- Sakyo Furuichi
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My case and point. -_-
- Izumi Tachibana, moderator of thirst
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pokemagines · 5 years ago
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Do u think bede would let me be a co-fairy leader if I give him compliments, sweets, and become his own personal h*nd h*lder?
yes he’s h*rny for physical contact please love him!
- mod elesa
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daylightisminetoconsume · 5 years ago
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Been thinking about Caleche lately
Been thinking about the gang looking through the book of Gah-Huel, which is basically a book on Gumm-Gumm magic and history.
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Been thinking about them finding a torn scrap of paper between some of the pages.
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About how the paper is worn, stained, and faded, as if it’d been unfolded and refolded again and again.
About how they can only make out a few words.
One armed and bone clad
 Caleche t h  C      n
Roam ng    battlefield   f ll n   de f  r    gr s m e
Above Gunmar
Bone  nd r
h lder o t  irth tone
and a picture is painted in their mind, of  some vicious, unspeakable one armed warrior, covered in bones. Maybe he’s the one who stole the triumbric Birth Stone.
Thinking about how if they had the entire page and appendix, they’d read
Caleche the Careworn
Roaming the battlefield, seeking the fallen, defier of gruesomes
Above  (a mistranslation, the word here should be ‘knowing more’ or ‘older than) Gunmar.
Bone Mender
Beholder of the Birthstone.
Been thinking  about how Jim’s mom is a Doctor.
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And Gunmar’s ‘dad’ was a bone-mender.
Been thinking real hard about that.
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kyberled · 6 years ago
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“I’m calling you from the future to let you know we’ve made a mistake.”
Fall Out Boy’s “Mania” Starters
“A-… Ahsoka?” He stared at the hologram at his feet. It certainly looked like her, but- Older. And she’d used the same old nickname she’d always called him, too. He’d never know where, exactly, ‘Braigimus’ came from, but it had always been their thing. (He’d never admit to her that it had grown on him.) So it must be her, right? This was so bizarre. He glances around, checking for… Well, something, before sitting down.
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“What kind of mistake?” 
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stuckstucktrolls · 4 years ago
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☝ + first kill for Prokyn
“W?ll, ?t w?sn’t ?nything f?ncy. S?me ?lder tr?ll tr?ed ste?ling som? fo?d fr?m m? ?nd poss?m-r?coon m?m ?nd ? b?nch ?f my b?gs ?t th? tim? w?re pr?tty pois?nous. D?dn’t h?lp ?m th?t ? stabb?d th?m pr?tty g?od. B?ck bef?re ? fo?nd th? b?t ? us? n?w.”
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overwhore-s · 4 years ago
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Hello again!! Your local Bog Demon, the h/nd h/lder, has crawled from the depths!! I have a funky little request this time: Kakyoin, Bruno, Rohan, Jotaro (any part is good!), and (of course) Mista with how they would confess to their S/O? Like, would they make a big deal of it? Would it be planned whatsoever? Or would they just blurt it out without thinking? Thank you so much again, I can't wait to see what fabulous ideas you bring to the table!! I hope you're having a wonderful start to November, and don't forget make some time for yourself today!! 🧡✨
Kakyoin, Bruno, Rohan, Jotaro and Mista confessing to their S/O
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Kakyoin
Someone please help Kakyoin. He thought he would be immune to getting crushes as an adult but how wrong that assumption was. He’s so nervous about the whole ordeal, oh no.
Always hypes himself up only to quickly change the subject when getting anywhere close to confessing.
Someone save him. He opens his mouth but nothing comes out. After like the fifth time this happens you ask, inpatient and insanely curious, what and he’s like nothing.  
After becoming truly desperate, he turns to Polnareff for help. And Pol gives probably the stupidest dating/love advice you’ve ever heard, so Kakyoin figures it might just work.
And so one day when you’re hanging out he’s like “I know someone who has a crush on you” and you’re like “Oh? Do tell me more” and at this point you totally know it’s him but damn, you want to hear him say it, so you play along.
Kakyoin, adept at mind games, replies with “Well, you know, I don’t want to tell you because what if you don’t want him back and that would be awkward” and you say “So it’s a he!” And somehow it turns into a game where you try to guess various facts about your mysterious suitor and he can only say yes or no.
And you get inpatient of course, because it’s evident he’s getting nervous again due to how fidgety and sweaty he looks, and so you proclaim you know someone who has a crush on him, and this is not something he was expecting, so he just stutters something incoherently, after which you can only roll your eyes and put him out of his misery by saying “It’s me, dipshit”
Kakyoin chuckles in disbelief, ‘cause really? You aren’t messing with him? You must shake your head about a hundred times before he fully believes you.
Bruno
Bruno goes all out. Reservation at a fancy restaurant, check. Live music to play in the background while you’re eating, check. A private gondola ride at night, check. Someone please tell this man it’s only a confession, not a proposal.
He just wants everything to be perfect, okay? Regardless of how you react, he wants you to have an unforgettable night. That’s how much he means what he’s about to say.
His speech is perfect. Definitely rehearsed it before Abbacchio. Definitely got caught saying it to Abbacchio by Narancia and confused the hell out of everyone.
His intentions are obvious from the very start. Hell, with how absolutely sweet and attentive and doting he’s been acting, you’d have to be a special kind of oblivious, if not just plain stupid, to not figure this out.  Like c’mon, you’re in a gondola alone with him, underneath the starry night sky and he’s looking at you with that adoring smile of his and God, you could kiss him right now.  
There’s a 99% chance you do kiss him and he doesn’t even get to give his thoroughly practiced confession speech because he’s too busy kissing you back.
The wedding’s in three months. And yeah, he wants kids.
Rohan
Of course he doesn’t rehearse his confession, nor put any extra care into it. Hell, he’s Kishibe Rohan and perfection can’t do wrong, so why should he?
Remember the “I love you, most ardently” scene from Pride & Prejudice (starring Keira Knightley)? Well, he’s exactly like Mr. Darcy. And by that I mean he just blurts it all out of nowhere in a terribly monotonous voice and somehow manages to insult you like five times before even getting to the actual confession.
And if you get upset, and rightfully so, because you would have liked it much better if he was able to admit his feelings without reminding you of your apparent inferiority every second sentence, he gets shook?? Like he doesn’t compute. In his head it sounded just right, and he was being honest, so why are you making a scene?
Please, do roast him right back. Call him an arrogant insensitive bastard. This man won’t know he’s wronged you otherwise.
After he realizes his mistake, he actually comes to you with an apology, and that alone is a confession on its own, because to how many people is the great Kishibe Rohan willing to admit he was wrong? Damn few, and you have to be special to count yourself among them.
Jotaro
Ocean Man, as well all know, is emotionally constipated. As soon as he starts catching feelings he tries to bury them deep and deny them, but it’s no use – you’ve already wormed your way into his heart.
He’s going to take his sweet time confessing, mostly because he’s convinced he doesn’t deserve you. He’s seriously more scared of you feeling the same way than of rejection. So many things in his life have gone wrong…he doesn’t want to drag you into his misery.
He changes his mind only when his strategy to act cold and distance himself from you fails. Despite his best attempts to drive you away, you want to spend time with him even when he’s grumpy and calling you annoying daily and what’s worse, you show genuine concern for him.
Finally, you ask the dreaded question – “What’s wrong?” – and that’s it for him. Even though he says just three words, I love you, simple and straight to the point, his voice cracks so much and he feels like the dam holding back all his affection for you breaks in that one moment. It’s too much to bear and he can barely look at you.
Maybe you’re surprised, maybe you’re not – regardless, you say I love you back, because it’s what he needs to hear right now and also how you felt for a long time now.
Holds hands with you for a long time afterwards, just enjoying the sense of calm and happiness the confession brought him.
Mista
Mista is…mostly chill? He’s Italian, damn it, he knows how to go about confessing your undying, unrivaled, unparalleled amore for someone.
Except no, he doesn’t.
What he has in mind is a complete disaster. Everyone tells him not to do it – except for Narancia, who is very into it and agrees to help out, actually – but he doesn’t listen.
He manages to convince Fugo as well in the end. It’s a dance, but also it’s more than that. It’s a bizarre sort of group dance slash serenade slash heartfelt confession, but from where you and the rest of the gang are sitting on the couch, it looks painfully awkward. At the end of it, Mista is in a pose on his knees and pointing at you. Bruno claps and after some hesitation, Giorno joins in. It’s too much. You run.
He runs after you because what is wrong babe and didn’t you like it and you can’t say you didn’t – it was entertaining as hell – but god Mista, did you have to do it in front of everyone?
He explains he wanted everyone to be a part of it because they’re like family and suddenly he looks so beaten and disappointed in himself you can’t do nothing else but throw your arms around him and hug the absolute shit out of him.
Sure, it was unexpected and outlandish, but you knew what you were getting into when you joined the gang and now that you had a little time to process your feelings, you reciprocate them with fervor.
Everyone cheers – and Narancia cries – as Mista takes you on your real first date immediately after the confession.
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trolloled · 3 years ago
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nihils-trolls​:
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=> Sorry, but what the fuck?
“Why are you apologizing to me for something like that? I’m sorry but that just sounds a bit backwards.”
“Plans change, stuff happens. I’m used to it.”
=> You sigh. The question itself was rhetorical; it just surprised you that someone would apologize for something out of their control. Best not to dwell on it maybe?
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“Oh, like a lounge? I’ve only ever been to one once. Though, that was quite a while ago.”
=> Never was a patron, only worked there for a short while. Not everyone needs to be privy to your job-hopping times though, do they?
“I always preferred open spaces to crowded interiors though. If you really feel like traipsing through the wilderness, I could tag along.”
=> You were trying to make a joke, but also being serious. When’s the last time you were out and about off duty? 
=> Are you forgetting something? Oh, right. You make a motion for him to follow you and start walking.
“I never said I left on bad terms with this place. It’s.. nothing. But I do like what they serve, and it’s less distance I have to cover.”
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> Shit.
> That is weird! You’re pretty sure you’ve had this exact thought process and disagreement with your co-worker too. Well, not about mugging, but the general gist.
> You cough awkwardly, trying to think of how to yank your foot out of your mouth as you follow beside her.
“!t's- Ugh. !t's just a bad hab!t *f m!ne. !'ve been try!ng t* break !t recently.”
“S*me pe*ple's v!ces are excess!ve sm*k!ng, *r a gambl!ng pr*blem. Myself? ! have the unf*rtunate hab!t *f feel!ng bad f*r s!lly reas*ns.”
> You try to push past this, pretend you didn’t just say something like that. It’s like you’re trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory (a good date).
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“Yes, a l*unge, ! supp*se. ! unf*rtunately d*n't get t* g* t* many, never had the t!me f*r a l*ng t!me, but ! d* kn*w a c*uple that are qu!te reputable”
“Even a few that let the aud!ence try s!ng!ng, wh!ch verges danger*usly cl*se t* kara*ke.”
> You’d even sung once or twice in those, when you had the rare opportunity to visit one. Not that you’d do that on a date though, holy hell. That’s just asking for an egg on your face.
“And *f c*urse ! feel l!ke ‘tra!ps!ng thr*ugh the w!lderness.’ When y*u're n*t gett!ng attacked by angry, *vergr*wn b!rds, !t's qu!te peaceful.”
“! may l**k l!ke ! bel*ng !n a c*rp*rate *ff!ce, but n*th!ng can really match gett!ng t* breathe fresh a!r, *r f!nd!ng a fresh p*nd t* sk!p r*cks acr*ss.”
> You smile with humor, clearly joking about your appearance in what you hope is coming across as friendly.
“We c*uld make a p!cn!c *ut *f !t t**! But then !'d have t* ask what y*u prefer t* eat, !f y*u'd !ndulge a man h!s hab!t *f c**k!ng.”
“Speak!ng *f wh!ch, just what d*es th!s place serve? D* they have a part!cular spec!al!ty?”
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