Pocket Sand - Episode 2: THE TURKEY-ADVENTURE.
*Shikari, Hero, and Roti are all in a group somewhere in the Pocket.
Hero: <. . . So I then I started throwing out all of the slurs I could think of at this guy until they disconnected.
Then I fell off of a cliff and died.
Real fun stuff.
Shikari: . . .Why dXd you fXXl the need tX sXy thXs???
Roti: I'm so, very confused. . .
*Rustflare then appears out of nowhere
Rustflare: *Dramatic entrance* GUYS. I HAVE AN IDEA.
Shikari: Oh. . .YXU. . .
Hero: <Oh jeEEz not this dude. . .
Rustflare: LISTEN. I REALIZED A FLAWLESS WAY WE COULD FIX ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS IN LIFE!
*Roti started cowering in the corner*
Shikari, grabbing for her blade: TXll us whXle you stXll have vXcal Cords, FRXXK.
Rustflare: *Turns around dramatically* WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING
TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU!
Shikari: . . .What the f-
Rustflare: AND THEN WE'RE GONNA KILL SIGMABIRD5001!!!
Shikari: . . .
Hero: <HOLY SHIIII-
Roti: W-what's, going on???-
Shikari: FXNALLY! AN ACTUXLLY GXXD IDXA OUT XF YOUR STXPID MXUTH!
Rustflare: *Smugly turns around* I KNOW. GENIUS, ISN'T IT?
Roti: Ummm. . .I, Don't know about that guys. . .
Hero: <BRO. I'VEe BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY THAT!!!
Rustflare: HEAR ME OUT: BERDLY SUCKS-
Hero and Shikari: We're in.
Roti: W-what??? Y-you're just, gonna kill Berdly like that???
Rustflare: WHY OF COURSE.
Shikari: I cXn finXlly stXb that BXTCH. . .
Hero: <And I can finally get a singular kill.
*An awkward silence falls among the group*
Rustflare: DON'T WORRY. THIS PLAN IS COMPLETELY FOOLPROOF
AND ALL WE NEED TO DO IS BREAK SPACE TIME.
Hero: <. . .Welp. Thanks for nothing you little cu-
Shikari: I knXw someXne who cXn help wXth thXt.
Roti: I-I can't believe you all are,
so Adamant on k-killing Berdly like that. . .
Shikari: Why wXuldn't we bX by nXw?
Roti: . . .I-I stand, corrected. . .
*Timeskip to five minutes later*
Rustflare: *turns arm into a sniper and loads it* ALL SYSTEMS ONLINE.
Shikari: I HXTE THXT I HXD TO GXT STXCK WXTH YOU,
EVXN IF WX ARE KXLLING BXRDLY.
Rustflare: I'VE GOT EYES ON THE TARGET:
HE'S NOT LASTING TILL SUNRISE. THAT'S FOR SURE.
Shikari: CXn yXu just CXN IT?
Rustflare: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Roti: Ummmmm, guys. . .
Shikari: WhXt is it, RXti?
Roti: I'm still not, s-sure about the whole,
killing Berdly thing. . .
Shikari: There yXu go agXin with thX SympXthy. . .
How PXthetic. . .
Roti: . . .Well, I've been,
Thinking. . .
M-maybe killing Berdly in the past,
Isn't the, b-best idea for us?
Shikari: . . .WhXt's that sXpposed to mean?
Roti: Like, If we killed him in the p-present, we would still be killing him. . .
But in the past, he won't b-be able to make us. . .
He won't be able to write c-cringy fanfiction or m-make bad games. . .
Cause he'll be dead. . .
And then we'll be dead. . .
And then everyone's dead. . .
Rustflare: . . .I SEE YOU'RE POINT.
*lowers sniper arm*
WITH EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS OF THOUGHT, THIS PLAN WAS:
STUPID AS #!%$
Shikari: . . .
*Shikari takes a breath to steady herself before knealing down to get on Roti's level*
MXybe yXu're rXght, kXd. BXTCH, cXll off the attXck.
Rustflare: ALRIGHT, I-
*Sudden realization*
WAIT.
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
OH NO.
Shikari: . . .WXIT.
*Hero comes flying down, propelled towards Berdly by the power of a rocket laucher she had for some reason.*
Hero: <I AM A GODDESS OF DEeeaaAAATH!!!1!
Everyone else: OH GOD NO!!!
-End of Episode 2-
Credits:
Shikari by: @mercair
Hero by: @goo-dripley-art
Roti by: @followerex
Rustflare by: Me!
-Best Regards, Jackal.
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