#gyys help

[dinolixe]

[mayakimayahai]

Will to live khatam ho gyi hai

Syllabus nahi hua-

[splynter]

Sitting in a tattoo parlor like

[amarmonerkotha]

"Biology karlia, geography kitna hi tough hoga! "

Please kardo mujhse nahi horha ab

[ridragon]

I've slept four hours over more than a day because I'm getting ready for a trip and leave everything till lasy moment PLUS I didn't think to ask off the night before my flight so I'm doing an overnight and then I have to pack and then I have to go to the airport and do all that. I'll have a few hours more to sleep but. Why must this be. Why didn't I ask for today off too ughhh my brain said asking for more than you needed was bad but I'm dying rn.

[cocksucker6000]

I’m in love with Scara right now, I think comfort/soft sex is what my brain is telling me (Dom/Top!GN!Reader as usual please)

Also this is a request you can work on over time as we have talked about 🤭

softer scaramouche (wanderer) x reader

sub afab wanderer + dom gn reader

cw ;; feminine language used for scara’s genitalia, mostly just fluff, short

a/n ;; hiiiii gay……..sorry for not writing anything for like a month and a half gyys……………im working on this just to get my writing brain going

“hhnn…” your wanderer whined against your lips, his eyes drowsy and half-lidded. he felt your hand snake up his loosely worn clothing, moving from it’s previous position of reassuringly holding his.

you weren’t exactly sure how you ended up in this position, and neither was he.

you still held him close, like you had before, only coddling him after a bad day and stroking his hair softly as you held him close to your chest—one thing led to another, and, well—you ended up half on top of him with your knee pressing into his crotch.

he seemed so needy like this, clinging to you like a lost puppy just after one tough day. so, of course you couldn’t help but take care of him, watching as he panted after you pressed your knee a bit harder and kissed him a little rougher. “scara, you haven’t always been like this.” you mindlessly commented, and he looked at you drowsily with interest.

you slid a hand back down to his waist. “you’re so much, softer, now…”

he turned his head back away and managed a small and playful scoff. he didn’t speak until you rutted your knee against him particularly rough. “don’t—nnng…”

with a smile, you softly kissed him again and began to slide your hand lower, massaging his hip through his shorts. “you’re so much more compliant for me, too.”

he only answered with a soft whimper as you leaned into his neck. “‘m sorry. i won’t tease you.” he felt gentle hands begin to guide him upwards to sit on your lap, and he immediately let his head rest on your shoulder as you held one hand on his hip and the other massaging all of the knots out of his back.

scaramouche draped his hands over your shoulders, unsure of what to do about the heat between his legs that you caused. you immediately noticed when he began to subconsciously press against your thigh, and you brought him up to kiss him again.

“you’re all needy now, yeah?” you crooned, your boyfriend displaying an unamused expression behind his flushed cheeks. your hand seemed to dip lower and lower into his shorts every second.

“(n-name).” his lower lip trembled in hesitation. “i…i really need you. mmh-!”

you pressed your thigh up against his crotch, eliciting a whine from his lips. your hand finally reached the area where he needed it, as you began to rub soft circles on his clit through the fabric. “let me take care of you. ‘kay?”

“hhn—“ he whined as you slipped your fingers into his undergarments, his shorts now riding down on his hips. he stopped you, taking a moment to undress his lower half, much to his own shame. you were quick to start feeling him up, gliding your fingers along his folds as he pressed his head into your neck with a whimper.

“shh, my sweet boy. i know you’re tired, hm?” your fingers began to push into his already dripping cunt. “let me make it better.”

your lover sharply inhaled as you did, and let himself go with a prolonged exhale. you were caught off guard as he swiftly leaned up to catch your lips in a kiss, and you smiled as he pulled away and curled your fingers inside of him. scaramouche promptly whimpered, murmuring your name before he found the courage to speak.

“thank—“ he took another deep breath. “thank you…”

[sunnychuuya]

GEISS WHAT TOME IT IS

Time to PROBABALY FUCKING PISS MYSELF OVER SALLY FACE CUZ I SUCK AT DEALING WITH HORROR

I have light tho so maybe I won't be as fucked over

I'm hi key so glad I'm making these posts cuz I don't remember what the fuck happened last night

-IM NOT A GIRL

-wrf is wrong with miss rosenberg girly pop get help that's dark

-mr Addison family is dead! Dude I don't fucking care he's suspicious as hell

Watch this turn into nothing hes prolly just a fucking dude idc tho hea sus

-Oh FUCK DID SHE JUST FUCKING DIE WHAY THE HELL

WHAT THE FYCK WAS THAT

What the FUCK FUCK

HUH ?!

-bro my bracelet is like a little tight and I had it pressed under my leg and it fucking imprinted sals name on my arm lmaoo

-MEGAN LORE?

-okay wait this might be a stretch- Megan has a cross necklace and ik Travis is like super christian(ive seen him with a cross necklacein fanart i dont think its on his canon sprite tho?); and ik Kenneth is the one who sh0t sal but what reason would he have to be involved here idk I just wanna get down all my thoughts even tho most aren't righg

-nvm rhe necklace is in the building apparently im dumb

-Wait actually sal hasn't started school yet has he? So he wouldn't know travis anyway

-idfk

-having the light on makes this game so much easier go play

-IM NOT DOING DRUGSS

-"I just want you to know ghat I understand what it's like to be afraid. To hide away from the world" rahehhehe sal ur 15 u shouldn't have to be offering advice to an adult I wanna be sals friend so bad it's unreasonable

-I d o n t. L I k e m r a d d I s o n

-PLEASE LARRY LOOKS SO GOOFY I LOVE HIM

-"Holy fuck knuckles" jnfjdjdjd

-oh pleasant so I'm assuming Megan's mom was a cheater

-is Megan's Dad the one who killed them ??

-yea okay I'm a fucking dumbass I just want to try to connect everything even if it doesn't work I'm low-key tempted to just delete that paragraph about the necklace but shh it's fine

-GUYS WTF IS THIS

YEAH SAL SHES DOIN GREAT

-oh a noose!

-VIDEO GAMES

-feel like this game is foreshadowing 4 sure

-like there's no way this is just here for some reason

-dam devourerers of God is sick name bro almost makes me hope this is foreshadowing

-j i m

-the way chapter 2 faded out like that is sus this is foreshadowing for sure

-GREG

-oh okay so this is just real fucking life then?

-well that makes me scared about the devorous of God thing especially cuz the circle things I keep seeing

-this is ominous bro

-this game is underestimating how much of a dumbass I am wtf is happening I'm walking in circles

-made it back to the circle rock

What.

Why did it restart

Gyys I'm too dumb for this

Circle rock again

Help I'm in the dark now had to turn off my lights what do I dooo I'm so bad at this

it restarted avajn fml

I sent out a post as a cry for help but I might just have to look up a tutorial

FUCK IT. I'm going to sleep.

Goodnighttt I made like nooo fucking progress despite playing for two hours

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow

[kishmishorkissish]

Bhai agr rutu ko select nhi kiya na to its loss for bcci not him , 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿 bhai aaj ke match se pehle mujhe khud ko hi nhi yaad aaya ki vo vi to opener hai kyuki bande ki hype nhi banayi media ne bkls.

Bnda kya mst captaincy kr rha hai ,+ batting vi itni achi kr rha hai . Thala ka rr nhi Krna , thala is helping him but that guy literally deserves the credits. Kyuki csk ki captaincy sambhalna koi aam baat nhi hai but that guy made it look so simple 😌😌. He deserves the hype no the hype deserves him 😌🧿🧿🧿.

Aaj bnda 98 pai out hua aur hum 100pc sure ho gye ki aaj csk jeetegi.aur jeet gyi csk bhai agr vo do run bne Hote na to match head finish krta 💀💀💀. Ye captaincy ke bavjood bhi itne runs bnte hai kya💀💀.

Bhai Tushar Deshpande went from Tushar dinda to tushar Steyn very quickly 😌😌💀.

Nazar na lg jaaye meri 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[icebearfromnorthpole]

Phewww!! The Kerala story has definitely got potential to trigger some people!! So here is all i got to say !!

It is just a MOVIE guys! Just a movie, which highlights the particular incidents of girls being manipulated to join terrorist organisations from Kerala! And yes shouldn’t we talk about it!? But the problem is that we are only talking about the film and not what the core messaging of film is!!

It targets muslims!? Yeah probably because the main antagonist was one! I mean are u that dumb!? Can’t u see it targets the society, the parents of the girls who could not make her confident enough to speak about what wrong has been done to her and rather went on to believing ki wearing hijab would save them!! Why could not the society make her believe that if she shouts and ask for help they won’t judge her, rather the wrong doer would be punished!?

More than the propaganda and all, y don’t we realise it also talks about what all they have suffered!?

Ye agar ek bhi ladki k saath hua tha , to film ban ni chahiye thi, akhbar m articles chhapne chahiye the, kitabein likhi jani chahiye thi! Didn’t we do the same for NEERJA !? Ek hi to jaan gyi thi!? Fir bhi baat hui thi na!?

And yes a lot such projects have already been made

Article 15 ( antagonist non muslim)

No one killed jessica ( antagonist non muslim)

Delhi crime ( antagonist non muslims)

To bhai esi movies/ series to hmesha se banti aai hain! Jo gunhegaar hoga uski ko tehraya jayega na!?

Why is it such hauwa this time!??

Yes, forced conversions were done! Girls were made victims by muslims in this particular incident! Kya ye baat galat hai!? Nahi!!

Kya ISIS hindu chalate hain!? Nahi !! Its full form is ISLAMIC state of iran and syria!!

Yahan gunhegaar musalman they, ek islamic kattar wadi ideology thi to thi!! Y take it against all!? Mujhe nhi pata !! Apki kam budhi pr mujhe taras ata hai!!

Rather than sympathising with victims and promising to never let it happen again, we are fighting again!! Wohoooo!! Pata nhi kisne itni samjhdari se shadiyantra racha , but kamyaab hua!!

Take the learnings:

Ese hi kisi ki bhi baton mein mat aya kro , do ur own homework

Speak against anyone who is wrong be it HINDU,MUSALMAN,SIKH,ISAI etc etc.

Ab bhi kisi ko mujhe ISLAMOPHOBIC kehna hai, to apka swagat hai!!🙃😙👍🏻

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

HELP-

my hands cannot reach her 😞😞 gadi ke upar jaake baith gyi bkl smh

and she’s not letting me move her eitherr

Cons of being smoll:

She's so adorable jakakKK

[soujjwalsays]

yaaaarrrrr apni not-so-chulbuli and annoying si friend ki yaad aa rahi hai hai but ladai ho gyi , Kuch suggest karo kya karu

Try to talk back ASAP... Ik bhot zyada weird lag rha hoga but going by your description if you are missing anyone so badly toh just talk back while you still can... Varna baad main regret hoga. Don't ever let friends to slip away like thiss 🎀

I hope this helps ✨

[shanti-ashant-hai]

Ok i'm gonna share a ghost story

So few years back we used to rent room actually certain part of our home so we rented it to a student and vo bhai bahut ache the like everything theek hai but he started doing drugs and papa tried to help him . one day mom noticed he didn't came out to pick newspaper and all stuff so mom said go check i went toh door ni khola . so my parents went and checked and he was dead . the cause of death was over dose . after a month everything got cleared and clean but mom used to have this strong smell at a certain time and vo vahi se aati thi and after few days papa found things to be moved like he used to keep . we did pooja and all at the place and sealed it ab vo humare ghr se alag hai vo area .

Uf mein thak gyi

im sorry what

SOMEONE DIED? IN YOUR HOUSE? WHAT

[lovelycreativetragedies]

main character ❤

KAI FIC // about his fan girls and shit. sibling angst wow wow

( based off of the song " the main character " by will wood. )

lego niniago fic, requested by no one( this is a re upload from my wattpad.) no trigger warnings! feel free to request.

follow me on wattpad for more frequent uploads + more fics. I upload on wattpad before tumblr:) ( @justwastingawayhere on wattpad)

god, being so popular was hard! I mean, everyone loved him. he was the best ninja after all! his fangirls.. and sometimes boys, loved him. he had t shirts, plushies and everything about him! but something was missing. he was so amazing, (obviously) but nobody ever treated him like a normal person. everyone he met only liked him as the red/fire ninja, but what about just.. as kai? everything was all about power. they all expect so much from him.

after a particularly hard mission, he was walking through ninjago with the other ninja. usually he'd be high-fiving everyone, doing finger guns and showing off to everyone. but he had his head down, brow furrowed. during the mission, nya had snapped at him and called him selfish and a stuck up brat. and, usually he wouldn't be so offended but the fact that the other ninja agreed hurt. he kept his eyes on the ground, continuing to walk behind the other ninja. they didn't seem to care? his fan girls screamed. saying how amazing and handsome he was. but it didn't make him feel good like it usually did. it made his stomach drop. nobody noticed.

everyone walked to the monestary, everyone was talking. nobody even looked at kai. he decided to turn away from the group and went on a walk in the city. he didn't care that he would miss training with master wu and the others. he felt hopeless. everyone loved him, except for the people that mattered the most.

he stood under a tree, and punched it over and over again. then he stormed through the forest, leaving a trail of fire behind him. he was so mad.

JAY POV :

after kai stormed off, he couldn't help but take notice. he knew what it felt like to be left out, so he was the one who went go go retrieve him.

jay walked cautiously through the woods, he could see flames. clearly kai was here. he then saw a tuft of brown hair, and a red gyi sitting under a tree. he walked closer, and realised it was kai. he went over to him, sitting down next to him. kai immediately shot him a glare, but he was.. crying. " woah- kai what's wrong? listen.. I know nya snapped at you but she didn't mean it! I'm sure if you go back and talk to her she'll apologize! " jay said, trying to comfort kai. kai just punched him in the arm, still glaring at him. " im crying because she's right. " kai mumbled, turning away from jay. jay yelped, looking at him with sadness. he didn't say anything and just stood up, walking back to the monestary. he could hear kai crying harder, but he didn't have the confidence to turn back around.

ZANE POV :

after jay returned from trying to comfort kai, he just immediately went to his room. great. now two people were mad!

zane sighed, deciding to go try to retrieve kai. he had no idea why he even suggested that jay try. I mean, he meant no offense by this, but jay was not the best person when it came to comforting people other than nya. he walked cautiously through the woods, looking at the burned or burning trees. kai was definitely here. his suspicions were confirmed when he saw kai crying under a tree. he sighed, going over and standing near him. " Kai? are you okay? zane said, still keeping a bit of distance between them. " no I'm not okay! " kai snapped, standing up, meeting zanes gaze. zane stepped back, giving kai an empathetic look.. " listen kai, I know your upset but you need to come back to the monestary. just because you might be selfish, and mean sometimes, doesn't mean you aren't a ninja. we still all care about you. " zane said, stepping forward again. kai burst into an even more violent burst of tears. he hugged zane, which surprised him but zane hugged him back. " I'm so sorry for being such a jackass all the time. " kai mumbled, his voice hoarse and tearful. zane just nodded, and led him back to the monestary.

NYA POV :

Zane had gone to get kai so it was her turn to make dinner. she was doing good, until she got distracted and burnt herself on a pot. she kept thinking about kai.

when zane returned with kai, nya immediately ran over to her crying brother. zane had his arm around kai, and he was still sobbing. nya immediately started apologizing and hugged kai tight. " sis, it's fine. you were right.. I am a jackass. I'm the one that should be sorry. " kai said, sniffing a bit. " either way, you're still a ninja and we all care about you. " nya said, chuckling. and the other ninja in the room agreed.

maybe people did care about him as, "just kai".

art creds 🎨 : Haaa_om707ls on Twitter

[scientistsc1]

From Scientist to Scientist, how does one protect electronics from rain (for my prosthetic arm)

Thanks!

-Gyis

Q: “From Scientist to Scientist, how does one protect electronics from rain (for my prosthetic arm) Thanks!

-Gyis”

A: “I highly suggest taking off the prosthestic when in the rain if you can, if the prosthetic is water proof (which is sorta not

the case most of the time) it's just good to keep it covered. T-Then again I can be wrong, so again please check in with your local doctor on that!”

Disclaimer: Do note that me myself (the person running this) doesn’t have much knowledge on prosthetics! Do not take this as actual medical help! Follow what undone said and check in with your local doctors for what to do when it’s rainy season like right now!

None of the scientist have medical degrees and only 3 of the 4 do engineering, though none build prosthetics! So at the moment there’s not much they can say on what to do!

[tellywoodtrash]

channa mereya 13.10.22 lb

im so super soft for this truly equal partnership they have going 😭😭😭

light chali gayi

and he's making a lame joke to make her feel better

I love that he calls her ginni ji and aaaaap occasionally 😭😭🫠

(btw itne ameeron ke ghar inverter ups nahi hai???)

lol what's with this puraane zamaane ka laltain

HAATH PAKDAAAA

HAAAATH PAKDAAAA!!!!!!

boy pls itna bhi heart eyes nahi, that too in this romantic lighting, let a girl liveee

heldddd her faaaaceee

movinggg in!!!!!!!!

sir ek ghante pehle itna dhuaan nigala tha aapne

dhuein waale mooh se kiss karenge???

chee

brush toh kar

oh usko bhi akal aa gyi and he diverted to forehead kiss

she looking at him withhhhh suchhhhhh pyaaaar and i am so here for itttt

remembering what all he did for her today

and threw herself against him

yes good this boy needs and deserves all the hugs

"ginni ji, light gyi hui hai. Mera fayda mat uthaana" trollololololol

she like you kissed me first!?!!!!! yes girl call him out!

he trying to move and is in pain she like kya hua I'll help

he's like Haan kapde badalne jaa rha hoon 😏😏😏

lol shes like nahi jao. idk sis I'd use the opportunity. he has abs you could grate cheese on.

she thinking about dhaaba and HOW it caught fire

she's like abhi jaake check karna hai

(leaving your hot injured shirtless husband here???? couldn't be me.)

abbe udhar bujhi bhi hai aag??? it's literally just been like half an hour since you got home.

yeah random bits of it still on fire

looking around having all memories of the place

remembering papaji building it

lol hubby peeche peeche aa gaya. bechaara woh shirt kya badalne gaya, she escaped to her first love, the dhaaba

she sees him and can't stop crying while telling sab khatam ho gya

gotta say im really loving niyati's acting. she does proper level of emotionally distraught but never going too over.

he's like you said you'd make papajis dhaaba again, apni team mein mujhe bhi jod lo

i'm guessing they're gonna team up and make it her papaji and his mom ka joint sapna waala dhaaba

she saying thank you but sobbing about bad kismat

that the partner stole diary and gave dhoka

and now this

"aisi kaisi dushmani hai jo koi nikaale jaa rha hai nikaale jaa rha hai lekin khatam hi nhi ho rhi"

aw babyyyy, my heart is really breaking for her 😥😥😥

lol it's funny to see him suddenly be such an optimist

he says maybe it's just an accident

she's like or its a saazish thats made to look like an accident

she's like this dhaaba is part of who I am, I would know if something was wrong with it to create such an accident

and idk if you noticed but the whole place reeks of kerosene

while the dhaba just had a small container of oil

someone has set the place on fire and I cant be at peace without knowing how this happened

blah blah sweet motivation speech and promise to be on her side

WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE DUDEEEEE 😭😭😭

ugh his haraami baap lurking in BG

smirking saying itniiii asaani se nahi, khel abhi baaki hai

marr kyun nahi jaata yeh

manhoos

dharti pe bhoj

gulaabo ji all excited ke phir se shaadi honi hai and saying they'll bring ginni home and do saare rasmo rivaaj

KYA PAISE WASTE KARNE KI TALAB MACHI HUI HAI AUNTYJI

AAP KA DHAABA ABHI BHI JAL RHA HAI

YOU HAVE NO WAY OF GENERATING A DAILY INCOME

shaadi vyaah mein time paisa waste karna hai inko

udhar dimpy shampy har mahine school se nikaale jaa rhe

for not paying fees

fuckin ridiculous

gulaabo ji maarofying taana at Sam

who's cussing at ginni while doing Ghar ke kaam because it doesn't befit her NRI status

God she's such a caricature of a villain

her phone is ringing and so help me god it better not be daddy damndest calling to team up 🤬🤬🤬

thankfully the scene cut off before my BP shot up

adi trying to shave and arm hurts and ginni offering to help

thank God trimmer hai ustara nahi

but he's still terrified lol

aw they're so stinking cuteeee, no ainvayi ka weird sharam, just smiling and enjoying each other's company

katttt gayaa

she's like joke naaaaa 🤪🤪🤪

lol nope sach mein lagg gyi

his hair kink has raised its head

mereko pata tha pehle meeting se hi he has a thing for her hair and esp when it's wet

line maar rha hai lol

and she's not sharmaoing! just laughing at his cheesiness! god I love her

lmao he's getting mad she's ruining the romance

ooh yes grabby time

and she don't give no sharam waale fucks god yes finally the tharki female representation we all needed

abouttttt to kisssssss

and the whole family walked in dhfkfjsjshsj

that poor chachaji bleating oye ho gya?!??!??

adi: "kya ho gya???? abhi kuch kiya kahaan?!??! 😒😒😒"

fhsnskakabdbeh lmao adi

anyway fam is here to do shaadi talk

this snake dad god I wanna murder him

nothing but love for supreet tho. she deserves so much better.

adi is notttt happy that ginni has to go to maayka. aur karo ailaan shaadi ka bhare bazaar mein. achchi khaasi suhaag raat ki baat ban rhi thi, ab karo wait ek aur mahina. 🙄🙄🙄

precap: adi sulking she has to go, so she kisses him and leaves him in happy floaty cloud all 🥰🥰🥰🥰💗💞💕💗💗

and yeah ofc daddy damndest has teamed up with satanic sam 🔪🔪🔪 fuck these two, i hope y'all rot in hell

[vellhighbandi]

help- how do i incoporate fun at arcade?? bc main bhai log ke sath gyi hai hmlog to ladte hi reh jate inko pyari pyari baatien kaise krauu??😭😭

Let them both be horrible at it. And one does something stupid and repeated keeps doing the stupid thing and they fall over each other laughing.