#gyob

[northernwet]

A collection of cute guys on Get Your Own Back

[messy-mate]

Love this clip of hunky bald uncle Richard on GYOB. The build up is amazing as you get to see him dragged further up the ramp, head in hands and laughing in despair or resignation as he realises his fate. Top bloke, top gunging.

[gungemastersblog]

After a very long time away GYOB was back and bigger than ever full of mess and male celebrities getting brought down a peg

The show started by showing off the huge vat of gunge it was black with green and yellow mixed in that spelt out get your own back it looked so gloopy and smelled really bad

A voice was heard please welcome your host Dave Benson Phillips

He came on stage smiling he was so happy to be back on screen he waved at the audience "hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to the brand new series of get your own back we are are back with a bang tonight with two YouTubers coming face to face let's meet the teams"

Brent and Jake were brought on tied to a chair they both looked emmbarssed allready Brent had never seen the show he thought this sounded fun he was regretting this Jake had seen the show so should of know better but wasn't going to turn down a chance to be on TV Next to Brent was his friend ben and next to Jake was his friend Joe

Jake was in yellow and Brent was in blue and both boys were bare foot

Dave went to Brent and Ben first "here we have Brent and Ben aka the yellow team Ben you have brought Brent on the show let's find out why "

Dave pointed at the screen as video was played showing Brent playing pranks on Ben all the time like wedgieing him itching powder on his pants and bucket of water above the door

The video ends with Ben saying "Brent pranks me every day making me look a idiot I think it's time he looks a idiot by sending him into the gunge

Dave laughed "so Ben you want revange on Brent for the pranks well you might just get your wish

Dave went over to Jake and Joe "let's find out why Joe has brought Jake on shall we

The screen showed pictures of Jake's feet and his bedroom full of dirty socks

Dave looked at Joe for a explanation Joe said "Jake has the smelliest feet around he's allways shoving them in my face his bedroom is full of chessy socks I want to make him more smelly by sending him in to the gunge"

Dave laughed "well I can smell Jake's feet from here they stink and here is proof " Dave held up a pair of Jake's stinky socks and make Brent sniff them brent gagged right away and went green in the face

Jake went red with emmbarssement as everyone laughed at him

Dave threw the socks on stage "Jake mite be getting more smelly later so here's the rules we will be playing three games the overall winner gets to send their guy up a notch

but before that I thought it would be fun for Ben and Joe to tell us a emmbarssing thing about Brent and Jake"so Ben do you anything to tell us"

Ben smirked "well when Brent gets nervous he farts alot and goes red once he went on a date he was so nervous that he actually Pooed himself"

Brent went red as the audience laughed and pointed at him he even did a little fart he couldn't believe Ben said that he was so ashamed he hadn't been on a date since

Thankfully for Brent Dave moved on to Joe and Jake "so Joe tells us a emmbarssing thing about Jake"

Joe luaghed and then said well "Jake acts like a cool guy but hes really not he wears love heart underwear and still sleeps with his lucky teddy bear and wets the bed"

Every one laughed Jake tried to act like he wasn't bothered but you could tell he was annoyed at Joe

Brent and Jake were untied but told to remain sit on the chair

Dave then said "ok guys it's time for our first game this is a really fun one Ben and Joe will have 30 seconds each to cover Thier guys feet in anything they like then the Audience will give a rating out of ten on how gross they look the winner gets a point and will be one step further to sending their guy into the gunge

Lots of messy items were brought on and the boys were given gloves to were Joe said "I need these if IAM going to touch Jake's feet haha"

Dave went over to the blue team "ok you guys are up first Ben are you ready" Ben give a thumbs up

Dave smiled "ok your time begins now"

Ben grabbed two pies first and slammed Brent's feet down onto them then grabbed a bottle of chocolate sauce and squirted it all over Brent's toes

Brent was cringing and wiggling his toes around witch made it harder for Ben

Ben rubbed ice cream onto his feet Brent moarned as it was so cold his feet looked like a ice cream sundae now Ben then covered them in honey and sryup Brent cringed as his feet became sticky then it was time up

The camera zoomed in on Brent's feet as the audience were instructed to rate how gross his feet looked

Dave was told the results "ok yellow team the results are in your rating is eight out of ten let's find out if the blue team can beat it Joe you ready

Joe said "yes let's go" Dave smiled and said "ok mess those feet up your time begins now"

Joe right away grabbed a ketchup bottle in one hand and mustard in the other and squrited then quickly all over Jake's allready smelly feet

Then he poured a bucket of chesse sauce over them Jake groaned from the stench Joe rubbed the gloop into his feet and toes he followed that up with some mud turning the feet brown and smelly then he rubbed fish paste all ove his toes turning them very fishy to finish them off Joe dunked his feet into a bucket of dog food and then poured it over his toes bits of chunky dog food was in between his toes then it was time up

Jake's feet looked and smelled arful the audience cringed looking at them they voted

Dave looked at the feet grossed out "ok the results are in and Jake your feet got a rating of ten out of ten so Joe you won"

Joe looked around of himself

Dave patted him on the back "well done Joe ok team blue has a point let's play round two

Jake and Brent were quickly allowed to wash their feet

And then both teams were taken to another part of the stage there was a huge pool of mud and a rope

Dave explained "so this game is simple game of tug and war first person to pull their guy in to the mud wins let's begin

Jake and Brent picked up the rope they would be trying to stop them selves going in to the mud Ben and Joe picked up there end of the rope

The game begin Joe and Ben both started pulling and pulling Brent was moving a little bit Jake was finding it hard to balance cause his feet were so sweaty then Jake was pulling towards the mud and almost went in he was hanging on he thought he was a goner but then Ben pulled his rope with all his strength and Brent fell down face first into the mud with a splat

His face and hair got covered in mud he lefted his face up he looked so annoyed

Dave help him up and give him a towel to wipe his face "so our teams are now one point a piece it's all to play for in the final game boys follow me

Dave took the teams to two huge noses with a chair underneath and next to that was two basket ball hoops Dave said "ok Jake and Brent you will both be sat underneath these huge noses and Ben and Joe will be throwing these basket balls in to the hoops first person to get five balls in the hoop wins and their guy gets a huge snot shower Jake and Brent both looked up at the noses in disgust this sound horrible

Joe and Ben both picked up their first basket ball

"Ok guys get ready and go" Dave shouted

Both guys started throwing missing each time untill Ben and Joe got two in a row but Ben missed his next one and Joe got it in Ben was gutted but he then got his next two in so was on four and Joe got his next one in to so it was neck and neck Ben threw his next one it hit the rim so colse Joe hit his one and to his surprise it went in

Dave high fived Joe "good job you won so Jake will get the first notch up on the way to the gunge but before that it's time for Jake's snot shower

Jake braced him self for his snot shower at first nothing happened so he looked up big mistake because as soon as he did green snot came rushing out it hit his face with a splat Jake moarned as he got covered in snot it was so slimey he hated it he looked like a human boggie it ozzed down his cute face and and body landing on his feet

He was given a towel to clean himself up

then both boys were taken to the vat of GYOB gunge it looked so slimey and the smelly was intense

Both boys were sat chairs above the gunge both wiggling their bare feet and looked at the gunge terrified

Dave said "ok boys here we are above the gunge now Ben you wanted you own back on Brent for all the pranks he pulls and Joe you are fed up of Jake's stinky feet let's find out with one is going in the gunge I will ask trivia questions if you know the awsener then buzz in get it right and we crank your guy up when they get to the fifth notch you win and can get your own back also when you get a question right they not only get cranked up there guy gets a custard pie to the face"

Ben and Joe looked so excited about this Jake was sweating a little and Brent was panicking and was nervous he even did another little fart he really didn't want to go in the gunge

Dave then carried on and said "now as Joe won the most games he gets a adventage as Jake gets notched up right away so let's crank him up"

Jake was cranked up the first notch and then a custard pie was slammed into his face with a splat he moarned and wiped his face as cuastard and cream went all over his face and body

Dave said "ok teams here's your first question who is the current manager of Man United

Joe buzzed in and said "Ole Gunnar Solskjaer"

Jake put his face in his hands he knew it was the right awsner

Dave said "that's correct let's crank Jake up"

As Jake went up the second notch another custard pie hit his face his hair was covered in custard now even Brent laughed

Dave asked the next question"According to Greek mythology, who was the first woman on earth"

Ben and Joe thought long and hard on this one then Joe buzzed in and said "Pandora"

Dave smiled and said "that's the correct awsner so Jake you know what that means let crank you up"

Jake was sweating alot and had butterflys in his stomach as he went to the third notch then out of nowhere another pie hit him this was was slammed into of his head like a hat so the custard slowly poured down his face

Brent smiled because at this point it looked like he mite avoid the gunge

Ben was determined to get this question right

The next question was "Which of Shakespeare’s plays is the longest"

Ben actually knew the answer this time but took much time thinking about so Joe buzzed in and took a gusse "umm is it Hamlet"

Dave was shocked but he got it right "wow nice one Joe that's right so Jake let's crank you up"

Jake went up the fourth notch he actually felt sick now he was one notch away from getting dunked in the gunge he looked down and saw the black like gunge bubblying he really didn't want to go in there

Then a pie was Thrown this one hit his crotch Jake let out a moarn as it did

Dave couldn't help but laugh "ok Ben you have to get this right to stay in the game but Joe if you get this right then smelly feet boy Jake will be sent into the gunge"

Both Ben and Joe had their hands on the buzzer ready

The question was Which Williams sister has won more Grand Slam titles"

Both Ben and Joe pressed their buzz at the time but Joe was quicker he said "Serena"

Dave looked at him and said "that's correct you have done it for the last time leat crank Jake up"

Jake was cranked up the final notch a crew member grabbed the back of his head and rubbed his final custard pie in his face he moarned his face was covered in cream and custard

Joe was so happy he couldn't wait to send Jake into the gunge Brent did a fist pump too he was glad to avoid the gunge Ben looked abit gutted but had still injoyed himself

Dave looked at ben and Brent "well Ben IAM afraid you won't be getting you own back on Brent but what you both don't know is that this time on get your back the loser can be voted to come bk for the next show but for know your safe"

Brent didn't look to happy to hear this but just glad he had avoided it for now

Dave looked at Jake now "so Jake how are you feeling"

Jake looked like he was colse to crying he said "IAM gutted please don't send me in there"

Dave laughed and said "sorry Jake your going in that's the rules"

Dave pointed at Joe and said "Joe you brought Jake on because your fed up of his smelly feet well he's about to become even more smell pull that leaver and get your own back"

Joe smiled and pulled his leaver

First thick yellow gunge fell onto Jake he looked up and got a orange gunge straight to the face face then blue and red gunge hit him as his chair started to move towards the gunge he got hit by a few pies too he saw he was getting colser to the gunge he let out a scream as his chair toppled over and he went in

He went in with a splash disappearing under the slop

He was under there for ages bubbles came up then he slowly raised up he was a blob of gunge he was shaking and saying ewww

He smelled really bad too his feet were covered and some off the gunge had gone into his pants

Then red gunge fell onto him from above he wiped his face but his hand were covered in gunge so that helps much

Joe was on the floor luaghing

Dave looked at the camera "hoped you injoyed the show join us next time"

The credits started rolling as Jake was left in the gunge as white and black gunge fell on him he was so slimey and stinky he would never live this down

He tried to climb out of the tank but fell bk under the gunge so he just stayed there until he was helped out he went straight home to hide his shame

Who would be the next celebrity to get gunged on this famous show

[whitesworldofwam]

These are the kinda crazy, wacky and fun ideas my Patreons help me come up with. Never something I’d have considered but a world of fun to write. If you guys want to get in on helping to craft the next one, then please consider supporting my Patreon.

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[larrymullenband-blog]

me: idk how we’re going to get out of bed for our early exam tomorrow

friend: make Get On Your Boots your alarm so you have to get out of bed to go turn it off

[buggs-deltarune-corner]

Rumor has it around Hometown that there’s been more happening around the old bunker than usual... like someone has made it their home...

Yes, Britt lives in the bunker at the bottom of town: the very same bunker where Kris found their original soul and Britt’s body. She’s done some renovations to the inside to make it less of a creepy lab and more like a tiny flat. To be specific, she edited the door warp so it leads to a custom room she made and put into the files instead of the original contents. (The lab is still in the game files, so with a bit of setup it can be accessed if needed.)

Britt hides in her bunker for the first several days after getting the whole soul issue sorted out and doesn’t interact with anyone, being under the impression (assumption) that Kris despises her. She wants to give Kris space and the choice to live their own life without her there. Once Kris convinces her that isn’t the case*, she “moves” into Hometown and begins interacting with everyone. She still lives in the bunker though.

*(The otherworldly entity that possessed you is a lot less of an irritant once it’s out of your head. Britt also fixed Kris’s soul so it wouldn’t pop out again, breaking a cycle they’d been stuck in for a while. She wasn’t the first one to possess them.)

[pie4567]

GYOB gunged

Chris Jarvis gunged

[rsmrymnt-tea]

Your tags😭😭😭 literally the highlight of my day!!! If you do make art I want you to tag me in it as many times as possible cause I'll eat it up fr!!! But most importantly, I hope you've finished your thesis. If not, I hope you feel satisfied with where you stopped🙏🏾🙇🏾‍♀️

shdkjshdfg tbh i havent finished my thesis but to my relief... i think i actually am not doomed? bit insane but my adviser wants to meet in person to discuss stuff and sdhfgjksdfg looking back i think i mightve misunderstood when the deadline actually is >.> so that's a huge weight off my shoulders

BUT YES BESTIE omg... i wanna do art and/or drabbles of that the grow your own boyfie and the drabble you did of dolasatan... i'm seriously getting such bad brainrot about the gyob one where it's an au where thats how dola meets her boyfriends... except she's not into them at first and didnt really know what the fuck she was buying and they have to win her over slowly or something dhbjdfghkdjfhk idk i'm sort of going nuts thinking of that, the tsl au, dola's om canon, card rewrites...

[northernwet]

Man dunked on Get Your Own Back

[krishnarealfriend]

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[whitesworldofwam]

My head is back to buzzing with ideas again after a brief hiatus on the creative front. For some reason I seem to have been struck by a barrage of inspiration around classic GYOB with a slant on bringing more modern celebrities into the mix. And into the Gunge of course. I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking there are a plethora of current celebrities who unfairly missed out on the experience that was being dumped into the Gunk Dunk. Or taking a trip round the Great House perhaps. But that is another story. Or several stories if I'm lucky. All things going well I'll be throwing out various polls and posts on these topics via my Patreon in the coming months. And hopefully uploading the resulting works across the board of my forums and fan sites so keep an eye out for those. White.

[lisavdbos]

GYOB- Grow Your Own Babies

My favorite with his favorites 

[buggs-deltarune-corner]

A snippet from the origin-comic script I wrote back in... (*checks google doc*) ...October!?? (What on earth is time?) It’s too big for me to tackle art-wise and I want to rewrite parts of it, but I haven’t been able to get this part out of my head recently. So, have the moment where Susie walks in on Kris ripping the Soul out of their chest (for the last time). (Heart is the placeholder name I used for body-less Britt; she only gets her name once she actually has her body.)

In the bunker, Kris is on their own mission and wanders off when Susie gets distracted. They’re guided to a room that contains an empty vessel body and several capsules containing SOULs (including their original cyan one). Under the Red Soul’s direction, Kris has investigated both their original soul and the suspension chamber containing the vessel.

Heart: That should be enough to figure it out. Now I just have them--

[Following Heart’s path, Kris walks back over to the soul capsule and opens it. Heart then has them grip their chest, but nothing happens.]

Heart: I guess I can’t tear myself out. It’s up to them now, how do I show that to them--? 

[Kris figures out what Heart is trying to make them do. On their own free will, they rip the red soul out of their chest and throw it across the room.]

Heart: I’ve messed with their life too much; I won’t hold them to their end of the bargain. | Not that I could now, anyway...

[Susie happens to find them at this point and has the rational reaction to the sight.]

Susie: KRIS????????

Susie: WHAT THE FUUUCK

[Currently-soulless Kris weakly reaches for the cyan soul and puts it in their chest. They drop into a sitting position and raise their head, breathing in and out. Their eyes are visible again and now cyan as they should be. Susie runs over.]

Susie: KRIS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[They’re shaking and she helps them to their feet.]

Susie: I turn my back for two minutes and you wander off and rip your chest open???

Kris: It’s... complicated. | I’m okay.

Susie: *unintelligible sputtering*

[burgaholic]

Die Burgermacher

Currently listening to “Stained Glass” by Real Estate.

The second stop on our European tour was in Vienna. I slowly started to recognize the trend of incredible beauty in each one of these cities. Whether it was visiting the extremely famous Vienna Opera House, one of the nine thousand museums, or just walking the streets while inhaling baguette wrapped sausages and cups of hot mulled wine, I wanted to break out my Brad Pitt quality German accent a la Inglourious Basterds and embrace my new found home. That’s right. I was ready to live off my 5 pair of underwear and become an official Austrian. Hey, I might even become an insanely famous Austrian food blogger that just started out just lifting hamburgers in America for a living, then become featured in a lot of action food blogs, dangerous military solo mission food blogs, and even a couple alien life form food blogs and gain global stardom. Maybe I’ll even run for governor of Austria and win! Then I’ll have it maid! Wait... I mean made.

In my book, the rule of thumb for traveling is take in as many sights and calories as possible. See a classic 70′s punk band in a small club, check. Eat a wienerschnitzel bigger than my head, check. Although we easily walked over 20 miles a day to see as much as we could, I was ready and wiling to take in this culture with open arms. The one thing I knew I had to get into my open mouth was a killer burg. While strolling the frigid sidewalks I had noticed multiple eateries advertising their burgers, but I just didn’t get that warm and fuzzy bloggy feeling. After a quick talk with my friend, Internet, I realized my destiny was sitting just a few blocks away from the hotel. The sun was setting, and the moon started to rise. The streets slowly started to clear. I could hear the hungry wolves in the distance, snarling, almost waiting to pounce. Then I realized the noises were coming from my stomach and I felt like an idiot because I was the only one hiding behind a dumpster, scared for my life. Dinner was inevitable. 

The hike through the couple of sleepy blocks to get there was short. Most of the shops we passed had just closed. There weren’t too many lights on the outside the building, but GPS said this was the place. As as I opened the door, the air was filled with conversation, laughter, and the clanking of bottles and silverware. This tiny burger mecca was packed full of hungry locals. Before we get too far into detail, check it out!

We were lucky to grab a table as a couple had just got up to leave. It was only 8:00 PM or so, but it seemed as if the party just got started. A waiter quickly visited our table and could tell we were foreigners. He was hands down one of the nicest waiters I think I’ve ever had. He was very polite, welcoming, and informative. He ran through the menu and let us know that if we wanted an alcoholic beverage, it was GYOB. All you had to do is walk your burger loving butt up those little stairs and grab your own beer. Genius. The one note that resonated in my mind was you could add anything to any burger. Our waiter said people come in and add bacon to veggie burger all the time. Since the ingredients of the monthly rotating veggie burger literally blew my mind, I requested to add an freshly ground beef patty to it. And no, I didn’t ask them to freshly grind one just for me, they do that to all their burgers. What kind of monster do you think I am? (Answer: Not a werewolf. See paragraph above.) There was no turning back. Good gracious, burg is bodacious. Ladies and gentlemen, the Winterwickel Burger.

The Winterwickel Burger was a pure masterpiece. It was made up of my added freshly ground beef patty, a cabbage wrapped goat cheese “patty”, steamed pumpkin, seared apple, corn salad leaflets, and dijon mustard stuffed in between a whole wheat bun. I think the intentions of the veggie burger was to be on the healthier side, but I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. Right away, the first flavor that throws your taste buds in the ring and throws a hard right hook is the goat cheese. Savory, tart, and seductive. The steamed pumpkin added a dense but subtle sweetness to every bite. BOOM. In comes the left hook with the seared apple. It was slightly crunchy but the sweetness had a smokey char essence about it that tied in perfectly with the dijon mustard. The final blow was the actual patty. It was the perfect blend of the scorched, crunchy outside that was seasoned brilliantly, and the tender, fall apart insides cooked to a medium. Towards the end it was a bit messy, but I didn’t mind one bit. With such a different style burger, I decided to switch my sides up a bit as well and go with the coleslaw. It was crunchy and fresh but needed just a hint of salt added. After a few more German style beers we consumed, all seemed right in the world. I am proud to give the Winterwickel a 4 of 5 burgz. 

I know that only spending 2 days in Vienna really isn’t enough time to really do too much. There are too many places to see, people to meet, and burgers to eat. Hopefully it will not be too long before I am able to visit again. If you find yourself in the capital city of Austria, do yourself a flavor and stop by Die Burgermacher. You will be treated like family and fed like a king. I’ll leave you with three final words that this American burger blogger visiting Austria completely made up. No one else has ever said this, and don’t Google it either.

I’LL BE BACK.

Die Burgermacher

Burggasse 12, 1070

Wein, Austria

www.dieburgermacher.at

[whitesworldofwam]

This is going to be a little bit different from my regular updates since it’s going to dip both into my writing and some real life stuff as well. Which I might as well get out of the way first. This week has been a little slow on the writing front due to some things going on with my day job which will hopefully pay dividends later. To cut to the chase, beyond having to spend sometime revising procedures and protocol which sucked up a lot of hours, I’m in the running for a secondment to a manager position. Which will mean I’m a manager in all but title. I get a team I’m responsible for on a more in depth level, like training, payroll, assessment etc. Nothing really exciting there. The upside is I’m moving to Twilight hours (14:00 - 22:00) most days if not every shift. Which opens up a lot more time for writing each day, so that’s a real bonus. I won’t know the ins and outs of that until tomorrow but when I know something concrete I’ll let you know.

Now…onto the writing front. Next week is looking to be a lot better. First half of the week I’m looking at a good 6-8 hours of writing due to 2 late nights and a day off on Wednesday. Which can either be put towards The Phantom piece or my next Flash Fiction that I posted about a few days ago. For me, I’m leaning towards The Phantom but what you guys want is always important to me. If you haven’t seen my Flash Fiction post please do check it out and feel free to comment.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/gyob-flash-nasty-77922781

Stay safe.

White.