#gwenishell

[serenitytriton]

Text Message || HOS

Serenity: Just in case there is a running bet going around town on how long my sister had to be back before making me wish she wasn't, today is the day. I hope one of you made some money, lol.

[luikapu]

🔪 for our muses to attempt to carve their pumpkins together

“So... babies don’t know what penises look like yet, right? Or do you think Rafe and Ren have fucked while Dolphin’s in the room by now?” Lui asked Gwen as they sat at the kitchen table, knives in hand, staring at the pumpkins he’d brought home. Gwen hadn’t seemed too thrilled about the plan, but he’d provided her free entertainment by bringing the pumpkins home as fake boobs, hidden underneath a now uselessly stretched out t-shirt that he’d discarded and was now planning to use to clean up future pumpkin guts off of the table. “Because I seriously want to make a dick pumpkin.”

@gwenishell

[marshlightningrass]

@gwenishell:

I know how to read and I definitely didn’t read a denial there.

The marry part was getting a little carried away.

[hectorsmee]

@gwenishell:

Do you not know how aging works in Neverland? I was thirteen, thanks.

Thirteen, ten, who fucking cares! Did you actually kill my mom?

[rafehook]

HYE fantasized about one of your non-serenity roommates in a sexual way

Yep! I used to think about what it’d be like to have sex with @gwenishell before we moved in together. 

[pippaliddell]

since you're all so picky, who WOULD you go on a date with, then?

Well, if I were to complete my alphabet inside of Walt...

@asterolympus

@buffybubbles

@casporter

@damiendevil

@elizcs

@gwenishell

@hattieblue

Why... I’m afraid my Walt dating adventures must end here! Until Igor comes to town, of course. Or Ivanka! I’ll be eagerly awaiting your arrivals.

[theliadam]

adopt, be adopted by, marry: astrid, emilia, gwen

adopt: @emiliafitzherbert​! We’d be a good family, you know it!

be adopted by: @gwenishell​. I’m used to awesome moms.

marry: @astridbjorgman​. She’s a good kisser, and her unicorn could be the ring bearer! And Mr. Horny could be the best man, sorry @winemalilywhite, but you can’t compete with a literal unicorn.

[leverettlumos]

marry, cuddle, sleep with: gwen, melody, serenity

marry: @serenitytriton?  

cuddle: @mclodytriton?

sleep with: @gwenishell?

[enchantedhq]

✦Weekly Update✦

IN CHARACTER

Alright, so Midsummer was this weekend! Tell me, totally awesome and exciting or yawnfest? I’d love to know your opinions! I’m personally holding out for Heathers, though, which goes up this coming weekend! So exciting that these shows are finally happening and all you talented little Waltians can show off your stuff! On Saturday, August 12th will be the combined cast party for both shows, also doubling as a totally happenin’ 22nd birthday party for our resident would-be-future-queen-but-she’s-kind-of-a-quitter Melody Triton! Her annual pool party is always something to look forward to, and this time we get to use it to celebrate theater! How rad! Speaking of things to look forward to, WaltFest is coming up to close out the summer before icky school starts back up again. I know I’m excited to see some of our fave acts live and in person. I hear they’ve got a pretty bitchin’ lineup this year. Can’t wait! Also, how are we all feeling about moving out this week? Excited to see who your new roommates are on Tuesday, August 1st? Well you’d better get excited since move-out/move-in day will be Monday, August 7th! Now, onto the gossipy stuff: This is BREAKING NEWS, but like...Who knew everyone’s fave dumb cheerleader was not as dumb as she gives off? Turns out she’s been keeping a pret-ty big secret for over four months! That secret? That she let one of our hot demigods (you can have the honor of guessing which one) into her backdoor! Ew, right?! I mean, sounds like she rang in her eighteenth year with a bang. Gotta hand it to her. In other news, earlier this week, our very own Smurfette (nickname cred @The Littlest Mermaid) totally got lost and found. The story is wild and you can read about it here. She tells it best herself. The best part, though? That she got called out by a certain merfolk among us, who spit nothing but the truth but was crazy harsh. Luckily, blondie was totes able to hold her own in the argument and I am so here for this rivalry. I wonder if there’s a little jealousy there since Smurfette is totally smooching Scaly’s bestie. Well, it might have backfired cause it’s looking like our Blue girl and her pirate boy are closer than ever. Yikes! And lastly, this is hardly newsworthy, but this is a callout post @gwenishell for not featuring any blue-haired goddesses on her awesome YouTube show! That’s all I’ve got for you guys this week, see ya later Walt!

This week’s birthdays: 

Aspen Bell (August 1st) 

Elinor Dunbroch (August 2nd)

Aileen Dunbroch (August 2nd)

OUT OF CHARACTER

Hey, guys! As always, activity is looking awesome. BIG NEWS: We turn one year old this week, on August 2nd! WILD. So be prepared for a bunch of mushy thank yous and a few cool changes here on the main! Remember, we’ve got the Magic Mirror and the Incorrect Quotes blogs that are always taking lookalikes and quotes related to your muses! And tomorrow, August 1st is the deadline for cottagemate requests to the main before we post the roommate switch-up. I believe that’s all I’ve got for you guys! I’m so happy to have had this group around for a year, and can’t wait to see what all your brilliant minds have in store for our future! 

We’ve lost no one to activity this week. 

[tanith-olympus]

FMK: Gwen, Grace, Everly

Fuck: Everly [ @everlypan ]

Everly seems like a never-ending ball of energy and that kind of stamina has to be good for something.

Marry: Grace [ @bangrace ]

Mou Engoni! I’d be able to spend Grace’s life with her, absolutely. She’s so out there and fearless. Definitely one of the coolest Mortals I’ve ever met. 10/10, would marry.

Kill: Gwen [ @gwenishell ]

Hot, yes. Great in bed? Probably. But one of them had to go and I’m more curious about Everly’s energy than Gwen’s. That and the whole mermaid thing, while cool, is a little too close to cousin territory.

[jenxlemon-blog]

Catching up || Jenna & Gwen

Jenna happily skipped down the cobblestone street. Anyone who knew her, and knew Gwen probably didn’t understand how the two could possibly be friends. Jenna was such a happy go lucky energetic girl, and Gwen could probably kill you with a look if she wanted to for fun. Somehow opposites attract though and here they were. Jenna had been so busy with the shows and studying that she’d not had the time to see Gwen so what better way to fix that than pop-up unannounced at her cottage doorstep. She grinned humming a melody in her head from the show as she knocked on the door waiting for someone to answer. 

@gwenishell

[serenitytriton]

who's your problematic fave?

Well, that’s easy. Gwen. @gwenishell

[luikapu]

TEXT ✉ LUWEN

Lui: Remember all those times you made fun of me about Aster?

Lui: 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇

[marshlightningrass]

TEXT ✉ GWARSH

Marsh: It doesn't count as @ing you if it's a text, so... what the hell was that?

[hectorsmee]

Who in Walt do you hope to see get together this year?

@gwenishell and the pointy end of my sword.

[rafehook]

V'Day is just around the corner. If you could set your bff up with anyone, who would it be?

Okay, first of all, the fact that I have more than two friends to answer this for is appalling.

I’m not talking to @gwenishell right now so she’s lucky she’s already tied down. 

@hectorsmee and @winemalilywhite. Imagine. The pirate and the princess. 

@serenitytriton seems like the only girl @l-oganbon hasn’t touched so…why not fill his little black book? 

@elodiesmee was my dream girl, you know til she decided to start talking about murder while I was balls deep inside her so… maybe someone who can handle that stuff a little better. @voodoo-lou, maybe?

BONUS ROOMMATE AND NOT BEST FRIEND ANSWER: 

@luikapu and that girl that made his heart grow three sizes and his dick shrink four.