#gwenishell

[serenitytriton]

Text Message || HOS

Serenity: Just in case there is a running bet going around town on how long my sister had to be back before making me wish she wasn't, today is the day. I hope one of you made some money, lol.

[luikapu]

🔪 for our muses to attempt to carve their pumpkins together

“So... babies don’t know what penises look like yet, right? Or do you think Rafe and Ren have fucked while Dolphin’s in the room by now?” Lui asked Gwen as they sat at the kitchen table, knives in hand, staring at the pumpkins he’d brought home. Gwen hadn’t seemed too thrilled about the plan, but he’d provided her free entertainment by bringing the pumpkins home as fake boobs, hidden underneath a now uselessly stretched out t-shirt that he’d discarded and was now planning to use to clean up future pumpkin guts off of the table. “Because I seriously want to make a dick pumpkin.”

@gwenishell

[rafehook]

HYE fantasized about one of your non-serenity roommates in a sexual way

Yep! I used to think about what it’d be like to have sex with @gwenishell before we moved in together. 

[pippaliddell]

since you're all so picky, who WOULD you go on a date with, then?

Well, if I were to complete my alphabet inside of Walt...

@asterolympus

@buffybubbles

@casporter

@damiendevil

@elizcs

@gwenishell

@hattieblue

Why... I’m afraid my Walt dating adventures must end here! Until Igor comes to town, of course. Or Ivanka! I’ll be eagerly awaiting your arrivals.

[tanith-olympus]

FMK: Gwen, Grace, Everly

Fuck: Everly [ @everlypan ]

Everly seems like a never-ending ball of energy and that kind of stamina has to be good for something.

Marry: Grace [ @bangrace ]

Mou Engoni! I’d be able to spend Grace’s life with her, absolutely. She’s so out there and fearless. Definitely one of the coolest Mortals I’ve ever met. 10/10, would marry.

Kill: Gwen [ @gwenishell ]

Hot, yes. Great in bed? Probably. But one of them had to go and I’m more curious about Everly’s energy than Gwen’s. That and the whole mermaid thing, while cool, is a little too close to cousin territory.

[jenxlemon-blog]

Catching up || Jenna & Gwen

Jenna happily skipped down the cobblestone street. Anyone who knew her, and knew Gwen probably didn’t understand how the two could possibly be friends. Jenna was such a happy go lucky energetic girl, and Gwen could probably kill you with a look if she wanted to for fun. Somehow opposites attract though and here they were. Jenna had been so busy with the shows and studying that she’d not had the time to see Gwen so what better way to fix that than pop-up unannounced at her cottage doorstep. She grinned humming a melody in her head from the show as she knocked on the door waiting for someone to answer. 

@gwenishell

[luikapu]

TEXT ✉ LUWEN

Lui: Remember all those times you made fun of me about Aster?

Lui: 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇 😈 😇

[marshlightningrass]

TEXT ✉ GWARSH

Marsh: It doesn't count as @ing you if it's a text, so... what the hell was that?

[serenitytriton]

fuck, marry, kill: rafe, lui, gwen

Fuck: Gwen. ( @gwenishell )

Marry: Rafe. ( @rafehook )

Kill: Lui. ( @luikapu )

Because I need a little spice in my life.

[luikapu]

tia, gwen, odette, aspen, julie,

Tia (@tiaisms)

The devil. 

Seriously needs to learn to be better about appreciating what she’s got.

I will single-handedly stop her from ever getting with any guy who isn’t Kai for the rest of my life.

Gwen (@gwenishell)

Best friend. 

BITCH!

Probably gonna be the one to murder me someday. 

Odette (@yo-dette)

MITILF. 

Hot in a cute way, if that makes any sense.

She can feed me pie anytime, anywhere, dressed in anything, or nothing. 

Aspen (@bravelittleaspen)

Hot. 

10/10 would hook up with when she’s sweaty and covered in car grease.

Super quiet but hopefully I’d find a way to make her make noise. 

Julie (@beteonjulie)

Might murder me if Gwen doesn’t first, but it would be sexier somehow.

That knife thing is a huge turn on. 

Will TOTALLY convince her to come to one of my parties someday, just watch.

SEND ME YOUR NAME + I’LL TELL YOU THE FIRST 3 THINGS I THINK OF

[luikapu]

fmk: gwen, aster, serenity

F: @serenitytriton! Lost time to make up for. M: @asterolympus. K: @gwenishell asked for all the death all day long.

it’s a sleepover~

[luikapu]

FMK: Bijou, Gwen, Serenity.

F: @serenitytriton‘s old enough now! She’s paid her dues waiting for her chance!M: @bijouthorne.K: @gwenishell, you asked for all the death.

it’s a sleepover~

[luikapu]

FMK: Gwen, Aster, Serenity

Damn, y’all know that I know more than four girls, right? I literally just did this one. Where are other Walt hotties like @bravelittleaspen? Where’s that girl who kinda turns me on with the knives or the MITILF? Get creative! 

it’s a sleepover~

[serenitytriton]

Text Message || Gwen & Serenity

Gwen: Who’s hotter to YOU, Lui or Rafe?

Serenity: Lui when he doesn't talk, Rafe when he does.

Serenity: On a scale from 1 to Admiral Ackbar, how much of a trap was that?

[luikapu]

[text] I’m hungry, you’re horny. Buy me pizza and I’ll eat it while you fuck me.

[text] Okay, this is getting freaky. It’s like you’ve got a psychic sex radar or something. [text] You know I’m gonna say yes, but fair warning, eating the pizza after would probably be smarter :p[text] I don’t trust you not to burn me with hot cheese on purpose.[text] And I don’t trust ME not to be really, really turned on by a sex food fight.

@gwenishell

TEXT MESSAGE MUSE MEMES

[luikapu]

♫

I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

April Fool’s Day was Lui’s favorite day of the whole year, better than his birthday or his Christmas visits from his dad or even fucking with people who got too sappy on Valentine’s Day. And this year, he was trying to pull out all the stops to get Gwen into his trap. For years now she’d always outsmarted him, but this year he was hoping he could call on lingering guilt for her friend-dumping him, and maybe a little bit of inattention to the calendar, to get her to walk right into his April Fool’s tricks.

It was totally text book, just a Parent Trap kind of thing over the door of his cottage, and he’d warned Elly not to come back without asking him if the coast was clear first. Now all he had to do was call Gwen sounding completely pitiful, which would be the tricky part. As he expected, her first words were that he was screwing with her, that there was no way he’d gone from completely nrmal last night to sick as a dog this morning, but as he uttered the words “I’m not okay, I promise,” he heard her groan and stand up, heading his way with medicine he didn’t need.

Against his better judgment, Lui had given Gwen a key ages ago to his cottage so she could get in whenever he wanted, and he sat on the edge of his bed, not moving as he tried to listen for the sound of the front door opening. Gwen was quiet as a cat, though, and before he knew it she was standing in his bedroom -- not covered in syrup and feathers at all. “What the fuck?” Lui asked, his eyes wide with shock, and Gwen rolled her eyes at him as she asked if he really thought she was stupid enough to go through the front door.

@gwenishell

SEND ME A  ♫ AND I’LL PUT MY MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND WRITE YOU A DRABBLE ABOUT OUR CHARACTERS BASED ON THE FIRST SONG THAT PLAYS!