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op-law · 4 years ago

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Charlotte Kato x Reader {I Need You} Ch 3

A/n: Alright I have put my detective skills to work and at first thought, Kato was around 7'7" but now that I've seen that he was slightly taller than Perospero when they stood next to each other on Big Mom's ship that estimate is not correct. So, I believe we can now assume he is over 10'11" in height since that is how tall Perospero is.

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(Y/n)'s Pov

Before I could even finish taking my first step into the house my mother had already started to speak to me from another room. "Oh, (Y/n) dear do you mind coming in here for a second?" Sometimes I thought this woman was just trying to annoy me on purpose but then again, she was my parent so it was kind of her job. "Yeah, one sec just let me take my boots off!" I didn't want to keep my Mother waiting long since it was always a guessing game with her trying to figure out what she could want with you. "Take a seat (Y/n) I'll make this quick I promise"

When my eyes locked onto the yellow fruit and kitchen knife sitting on the coffee table my mind started to regret even coming back inside the house. "What's the lemon for Mother... are we making lemonade?" As the older lady shook her head, she picked up the usually large knife and held it tightly. "No, (Y/n) we're not making lemonade though I can see about making you a glass later if you'd like" Alright I might have been overreacting but my brain was starting to think my own Mother was about to kill me. "T-Then why do you have a lemon and a knife?"

"Well, (Y/n) it has come to my attention that I need to make sure you are prepared for the big scary world out there that awaits you. We're going to have the talk together since I have neglected to educate you about how to handle when a guy asks to become intimate with you" I think my soul officially left my body after those last few words exited her mouth but it wasn't like I could just run out of the room now. "And what purpose does the lemon serve as?"

"The lemon symbolizes your purity and this knife is any guy who wants to take it. Don't look so scared (Y/n) I'm sure you'll find my talk inspiring or at the very least helpful for when the right guy comes along" As my Mother slammed the knife down, she cut the top of the poor fruit and I'm sure she managed to damage the table as well just based on the force she used. "Alright (Y/n) let's start with the basics. What do you do when a guy wants to have sex with you?"

"Runaway as fast as possible and never speak to that person again. Why do we need to have this talk Mother? I'm not a moron and I'm not going to sleep with some random guy unless I love him"

"I know sweetheart but we're going to have this conversation anyway so stay seated until I say you can leave"

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30 Minutes Later...

After my Mother had finally finished embarrassing to hell out of me, she left the room with this big ol' smile on her face though my lips were pressed into a frown. "You can go back to your room now sweetheart. I'll let you know when dinner is ready" Oh, I hope Kato's not too bored upstairs all by himself. As I got off of the couch my feet carried me up the steps before they stopped in front of my bedroom door.

"(Y/n) can you please help me with my math homework later? The problems are confusing me and we have a test coming up" Once I had agreed to help Yuki with her homework I disappeared into my room before my body pressed against the door and slid down to the floor. "Oh, good your back (Y/n). I was starting to miss you~ Hehehe"

"I'm sorry that I ke-... Hm, K-Kato w-when did you turn back into a man?" When my eyes locked on the man that was now sitting on my bed, I had to stop myself from screaming like the fangirl I was but somehow, I managed to contain my excitement. "It happened a few minutes after you left though I am unable to stand to my full height due to your short ceilings"

"Yeah, the ceilings in my world aren't that high since no one has ever been over nine feet tall. We're all short here but you know something? I didn't think you were this tall. Your height was never listed on your wiki page so I just thought that you were a little bit taller than Pedro. Are you hungry? I can sneak you up some food if you are but it won't be much"

"You know about Pedro... do you like him as well?" As I thought over his question, I picked myself off of the ground before I moved to sit beside him. "Nah, I'm not into Minks I prefer that my men be at least half-human. Why do you ask Kato? Hehehe. You're not jealous, right?"

"Hm, it doesn't matter much anymore since my older brother killed that Mink... I hope they're all okay we were heading to Wano Country but then King attacked our ship and sent some of us overboard in the process. I'm not sure what happened though once I went under the waves something hit my head causing me to blackout. I found myself in that corn maze after I had regained consciousness but thankfully you brought me home with you. Thank you again (Y/n). I'll forever be in your debt so if you need anything just ask and I'll do the best I can to make it happen"

"Oh, Big Mom's fine. She and Kaido were making an alliance or something of that nature" It was difficult to figure what emotion Kato was feeling though based on his smile I figured that he must have been happy to hear the good news. "Thank you for telling me about Mama... I am a little hungry but please don't feel like you need to keep me fed"

"It's no trouble Kato you're my house guest after all and I can't let my Pumpkin King starve~ Just wait here... are there any foods you don't like or can I bring you what I can find?" As I stood up from the bed, I waited in front of him though it didn't take Kato long to answer. "I'll eat whatever you bring me... but could you perhaps bring me something sweet?"

"Hehehe. I'll see what I can do~ Stay out of trouble while I'm gone my adorable little pumpkin man~" Sure, many people didn't think very highly of Kato though it was their loss and it only meant I could have him all to myself. "Hehehehe. You call me little but I'm twice your size (Y/n)~ I like you though so I'll let you call me whatever you'd like but I want something in return"

"Something in return?" At first, I was confused since Kato seemed to have this light pink color on his cheeks almost like he was blushing. "I would like a kiss" Now never in a million years did I expect Kato to say that to me but then again, we had just kissed while he was still in his pumpkin form and the man had said that it was nice. "Really, you want to kiss me again? That's surprising since not a lot of guys are interested in me... You want to kiss me because you're interested in me, right?"

"Yes, I find you very interesting (Y/n) and I've never met a girl quite like you before. You're a cute girl to so why wouldn't men be falling at your feet asking for your hand in marriage? I know in my world I would have gladly asked you to marry me... that is if Mama approved of you" Alright so I wasn't exactly sure how to respond to Kato's bold claim about possibly marrying me but thankfully my thoughts were put on hold as his hands gripped my shoulders. "What are you doing Ka-thmmm"

As the man continued to ravage my lips with his, my body was moved until it was pressed firmly against him. Though when I felt one of his hands dip down close to my behind I moved my arms back to try and stop him but unfortunately for me, I heard the door opening behind us at the same time. "(Y/n) can you explain th-th-th... W-W-What's going on in here!?" If Yuki continued to yell like this then it was only a matter of time before my mother came upstairs to investigate. "Shhhh! Don't say a word about this to Mom. Kato this is Yuki... Yuki this is Kato and he's officially my houseguest so please keep your mouth shut, alright Sis?"

"H-How in the hell did he even get here? Oh, fuck you're going to be in so much trouble when Mom discovers your keeping a grown Pumpkin Man in your room... Hehehe. I'll keep your secret but in exchange, you'll need to write my history essay for me~" That seemed like an easy task for me though Kato decided to speak up as he drew his weapon.

"Or we could kill you and bury your body in the woods where no one will ever find you"

"Kato! We do not unalive people in this world so put your sword away and apologize to my little sister right this second" I tried my best to keep my voice down low though I still managed to get my point across since the man immediately laid his sword behind him as he wrapped his arms around me. "I'm sorry (Y/n) please don't be mad at me"

"T-The Pumpkin man wa-wants me dead... I-I'll keep your secret but please keep him away from me... C-Can I get you anything, Mr. Charlotte?" Poor little Yuki looked terrified at the moment though at least now I wouldn't need to write her history essay, "Find me something to eat. I don't want (Y/n) to leave the room unless she has to" As I was pulled closer to Kato's chest, I tilted my head back and showed him a smile. "You're adorable Kato~"

"(Y/n) that man is twenty-eight and you shouldn't be making out with him in your bedroom" When I turned back to look at Yuki, I started to think over what she had said though age was just a number to me. "It's fine Yuki. Now go find Kato something to eat before you make him mad" As the man in question laughter started to fill the room Yuki's face was starting to look a little pale but she had already left the room before I could say another word.

"Do you think she'll tell on us (Y/n) and why did she bring up my age?" I knew exactly why Yuki had brought up his age though it would matter much in a few weeks since I turned eighteen on Halloween night. "Well, I am seventeen so she's probably just questioning why someone eleven years old than me is kissing her older sister. My birthday is on October 31st... is my age a problem for you?"

"Hm, that's not much of an age gap (Y/n). If I'm not mistaken Praline's husband is seventeen years old than she is but we're not allowed to speak about her anymore. Do people from this world look down upon relationships with such age gaps?" As I responded to his question, I removed myself from his lap before I flopped down on my bed right beside where he was sitting. "It's more common than you'd think but Yuki is just weird so try your best to ignore her. What do you want to do with the rest of our day Kato?"

"Can I cuddle with you (Y/n)? I don't get that much attention from others because of my appearance but you seem to like me enough" As my head tilted over at him, I held out a hand before I locked it around his. "Hehehe. Sure, Kato, I'd love to cuddle with you though I think I'll have a nap while you're doing that~"

"Alright, (Y/n) sleep tight~"

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wordsfromthesol · 5 years ago

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Opposites Attract (1/3)

Author: @wordsfromthesol Pairing: Jason Todd x Reader Summary: You are Oliver Queen’s sister, though you retired from the hero life, when Roy asked for your help tracking down a member of the Untitled you couldn’t say no. After all, he was more like a brother to you than Oliver was. Warnings: Language Word Count: 1.7k

Part 2 Part 3

“Alright Roy, no more begging. I’ll come. How much time do I have, I’ve been out of the game for a while.”

“Oh Y/N/N, these are skills you never loose. You’ll be fine.”

“Yeah, yeah. Where are you guys shacked up now?”

“Gotham…”

“Seriously?” You could barely get the word out through your stifled laughter.

“I’ll text you the directions.”

Of course they are in Gotham, as much as the pretty boy doesn’t want to admit it…he likes being close to family. At least, that’s what you gathered from your conversations with Roy. You hadn’t actually met the infamous resurrected Robin. You opened the door to your safe room and gathered your equipment. You always knew that you would be pulled back to the life, not that you minded. A year ago, it had all just gotten to be too much…too many losses too quickly and you refused to lose yourself.

You arrived in Gotham early the next morning and followed Roy’s instructions, which brought you to an abandoned warehouse. How fitting. Once you go into the elevator, it was like you were in a completely different place, these boys and their hidden bases, you thought shaking your head.

“Roy?” you called out, unsure of any traps you may set off by wandering too far.

“They’ve already been disabled, find yourself an empty bedroom and I’ll be there in a minute!”

What a welcome. Though, you didn’t know what else you were expecting. Roy was more like a brother to you than Ollie was. Given the age gap, Oliver always felt like he had to be your father figure, especially since yours died before you even knew him. Robert was apparently his name, but you’ve only ever seen pictures.

You found a bedroom that seemed empty enough and threw your bags just inside the door so you could explore your new accommodations. You find your way to the kitchen, just as you hear screaming from down the hall.

“Whose fucking shit is in my room?!”

Whoops, I guess you picked a room that wasn’t empty after all. You ran down the hall to meet your new cheerful team member. “Sorry, guess I didn’t realize this room was taken!” You grabbed the duffel bags and threw them into the room across the hall. “You’re Jason, right? I’ve heard so much about you! Sometimes I think you and Roy should just get together.”

Jason just glared at you, unwavering.

“Right, well. Aren’t you just a peach? Roy? You around?”

“Calm your tits, I’m here,” he says while sauntering into the hallway. “Let’s head to the living room and I can read you in.” You followed Jason and Roy into, well more of a mission planning room than a living room.

“So, I haven’t seen her Highness here. Guess I’ll be surrounded by testosterone for this one?”

Roy’s gaze dropped to the floor, “yeah, Kori’s off-world. Some Tamaranean drama. She said she’d call if she needed back-up.” Looking back up at you, “so we needed a third. We got some intel about a member of the Untitled’s whereabouts.”

You had heard of them, something about powerful evil immortals. “And we are trying to kill an immortal? You got a plan for that?”

“Leave that part to me.”

“It speaks! Roy, did you know this one could speak?!” Your intentions were more to cheer Roy up, rather than piss Jason off, but your comment seemed to do both.

Jason clenched his fists, while Roy held back laughter, “Oh come on Jaybird, lighten up!”

“Who is this chick anyways? And why do we need her?”

“I warned you that I would call back-up if you wanted to go on a mission without Kori. This chick is the back-up. Meet Eclipse.”

“Oh, let’s not be so formal my dear brother.” Jason shot a confused glance towards Roy, but you continued before he could comment. “Name’s Y/N Queen. Yes, those Queen’s. I’m Oliver’s sister.”

“Great, just what we need. Another fucking archer.”

“Oh, calm down helmet head. I did not take that family trait. My skills lie closer to that of your older brother.”

“Your skills wouldn’t even compare, this annoying positive attitude could give his a run for his money though.”

“Well someone has to counteract all… (you wave you hand in his direction) that.” You gave him a cheerful smile, one he did not reciprocate. Silence soon took over the room.

“Oh…you two are done antagonizing each other?” Roy finally piped in. “Anyways, Y/N, Jason’s right. There’s not much we can do, well me and you. Killing the Untitled is something that’s on him.”

“Okay…so why am I here?”

“The Untitled don’t travel alone, Y/N/N. Does anyone with so many enemies? Plus, we need to be there to pull Jason out…if things go south. He doesn’t always have the best judgment when it comes to the outcome of a fight.”

“You know I’m sitting right here.”

“Yeah, well, sometimes you need to hear it Jaybird.”

“AWH, Jaybird. I’m using it.” For some reason, you couldn’t help but press his buttons.

“No.” Jason stood up and walked back to his room, leaving Roy to finish going over the plan with you. It seemed simple enough, but the timeline is what bothered you.

“Roy…” you glared at him, “this supposed deal doesn’t go down for a month. Why am I here now?”

“Well you said you were rusty.” And with that Roy quickly retreated to his room before you berate him further. It’s true, you were know for your sunny disposition, but once you got angry all bets were off. You had known Roy for 12 years now, in fact he was your main sparring partner once Ollie trusted him enough to introduce the two of you. Even though he was 2 years older, you had been training since you were 5.

You spent the next few days in the gym, relying on your muscle memory to bring you back to your vigilante days. Once you were satisfied, you went off to find Jason. After all, you had spent years sparring with Roy, you knew all his moves as he knew yours. You wanted a challenge, and well, to know you stood a chance going back in the field after your yearlong sabbatical.

*Knock knock*

“Jayybirdd”

“Fuck,” you heard him mumble through the door, “What do you want Y/N?”

“Thought you may want to knock me on my ass, since I annoy you so.” The door swung open, and Jason stood before you wrapped in a towel.

“You know, I just showered, but honestly, there’s no way I can pass that offer up. Give me 5 and I’ll meet you there.” You nodded and walked towards the gym.

“I don’t know if that’s the best idea Y/N/N…” Roy called out behind you.

“Well we all know you wouldn’t be a challenge for me”, you smiled with a wink and continued down the hall, ignoring his warning.

You weren’t sure what to expect, you had never seen Jason in the field, but you were definitely surprised when this rhinoceros sized man danced effortlessly around the ring. You figured he would be more of a brute strength type of fighter – but given his mentor, you should have realized Batman would never condone relying on strength alone.

The two of you had been at it for almost an hour, it seemed like neither of you could get the upper hand. Suddenly, you caught a break, jumping to kick him in the chest put him off balance just enough. You quickly swept your leg at the base of his feet, planting his back firmly on the ground. Without hesitation you jumped and pinned his wrists to the ground.

“Ha! Pinned you.” You relaxed your grip but couldn’t will yourself to get up. An awkward amount of time had definitely passed, way too long for you to still be straddling his abdomen. Suddenly you felt him kick his legs up. He easily freed his wrists and used the momentum to propel you both upwards. Now standing straight up, you realized you were clinging to him like a koala. Quickly you jumped down, as he said, “Next time, maybe try to keep me pinned doll,” and walked out of the ring.

You were left standing there, stunned, until you heard a faint chuckle, followed by clapping in the background.

“Wow…what a sight to behold. Y/N lost for words. Really, you guys should just fuck and get this tension out of here.”

“Wh..what?! Why…”

“Just a thought…” Roy mumbled as he walked away.

You and Jason continued to spar throughout the week, though his cold demeanor and off-hand comments were really starting to get to you. Jason walked into the kitchen one early morning and opened with, “Why did a spoiled brat like you even become a vigilante? You could have hired bodyguards and ignored all the hardships the rest of go through, like most of your kind do.” Roy walked in just as you snapped.

“What the fuck have I done to you, Todd? Please enlighten me.”

“Doll, I can’t list it all. It would take all day, and probably most of the night, and frankly I have better things to do.”

Silently you stood up, walked over to him and slapped him. Hard. You walked immediately to the gym, needing an outlet for the anger building up inside.

“Dude, you have no idea what her life, or rather lack thereof, has been like. Y/N never got a choice, Oliver came back from the island when she was 5 and immediately started training her. He sent her alone to the island when she was 9, and she had to find her way back. When I met her a few years later, she had more scars than any person ever should, let alone a 12-year-old.” Roy looked up him, “If this is your way of flirting, you should probably rethink it buddy.”

It took a lot to make Jason feel guilty, but Roy had successfully done it.

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k-y-andjellysandwich · 4 years ago

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would you answer all of the questions or is that asking too much

Well shit I guess if I must. But also good on you for using anon so I can’t get you back for this:

· 1. Are looks important in a relationship? Kinda, but I think the more emotionally attracted to someone you are, the more physically attracted you become too.

· 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Obviously yes

· 3. Are you a virgin? No

· 4. Are you in a relationship? No

· 5. Are you in love? No

· 6. Are you single this year? Yes

· 7. Can you commit to one person? Yes

· 8. Describe your crush. Don’t really have a real “crush” per se, just people I’d be dtf

· 9. Describe your perfect mate. Ew don’t use the word mate

· 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? Uuuuh I guess? It had to have happened once, the world is weird.

· 11. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe idk

· 12. Do you forgive betrayal? Yeah, probably too easily

· 13. Do you get jealous easily? I don’t think of it as jealousy, I think I just need a lot of attention. I think I might be needy, but idk for sure

· 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? See 8

· 15. Do you have any piercings? No

· 16. Do you have any tattoos? No

· 17. Do you like kissing in public? Sometimes yeah

· 20. Do you shower every day? I’ve been trying to do every other day lately but its hard I love showers

· 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Idk dude maybe

· 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Yeah probably

· 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I’ve done it so yes

· 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Fuck probably not

· 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Right now not really I’m looking for something more casual, like friends w benefits-y

· 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yep

· 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Poem yeah not song

· 28. Have you ever been cheated on? No but like…kinda? Complicated

· 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? No

· 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Unless you consider removing the mole on my eyebrow plastic surgery, no

· 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? I cry over everything so yes

· 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yeah

· 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yep

· 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yep

· 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yep

· 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yep (I’m a fucking sucker for this)

· 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Nope

· 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? The fuck does this mean?

· 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? See 32

· 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yeah a poem. I also remixed some songs for someone once

· 41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yes

· 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I mean there’s a point where they SHOULD wander right? Otherwise you’re just not taking the hint

· 43. How long was your longest relationship? Like 3 years-ish

· 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 3 total? Maybe 4

· 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? Huh this really aged this post huh. Lets do 19/20. I think like 3?

· 46. How many times did you have sex last year? Listen I don’t think we have to get into the specifics. Zero, its zero

· 47. How old are you? 24

· 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Hell yeah go for it dude.

· 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Don’t have one

· 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Accept the apology? Yes. Accept their love? No, its over.

· 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yep

· 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yeah, because they weren’t into me like that

· 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Nope

· 54. Is there someone you will never forget? I’m gonna get Alzheimer’s so I’ll probably forget everyone

· 55. Share a relationship story. The first time I ever had sex we were caught by their grandparents. Good times.

· 56. State 8 facts about your body Pretty eyes, purple hair, strong legs, no abs, big-ish dick, bigger booty, hairy everything, unusually long tongue

· 57. Things you want to say to an ex Sorry

· 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Open up to me, be empathetic, love animals, love cuddles, have a HUGE booty

· 59. What do you look like? *Ghasp* well I never! (See below)

· 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Pulls neck of shirt, 5.5 years

· 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Hair

· 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Tie me up and tease me/edge me for a long time

· 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? penetration

· 64. What is your definition of cheating? When you’re in a relationship with one person and you have sexual relations or try to date another without telling the first (or the second)

· 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? See 62. But also oral, if that counts as foreplay.

· 66. What is your favourite roleplay? Only sexual roleplay I’ve ever done is masseur and customer, so I guess that one

· 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Either pizza, cuddling, and movies, OR elope and move to another continent.

· 68. What is your sexual orientation? Bi

· 69. What turns you off? I guess like terrible people or things? Like if you say something reprehensible, I’m not gonna be into you

· 70. What turns you on? Almost everything I’m on a fuckin hair trigger

· 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Never had a REAL wet dream (never came while sleeping) but the kinkiest sex dream was probably just when I had one about a friend at the time.

· 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? My name. Just general feedback is good too. I like to know what I’m doing right and what I can do better.

· 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Ask me to eat them out or suck their dick

· 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? With men in general, I tend to have higher standards for physical attraction (provided I don’t know them. If I know them, all bets are off). But like big and/or tight, well defined muscles

· 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? One time a partner asked me how my day was while I was at work and I said a bit rough so they dressed in cute lingerie for when I came home, and said if I’d said I had a lot of energy they were gonna dress like a dominatrix and I still think about it

· 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? One time I drove from Boston to New York to pick someone up at the airport because they were nervous. Or maybe the time I laid down rose petals on the floor of a minivan so we could romantically fuck in the back

· 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Be careful. Its hard to avoid a bad power dynamic, so big age gaps will only work if you’re conscious of the gap. But being conscious of the gap makes the relationship more difficult.

· 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I don’t really have one, I’m kinda an open book about stuff. I guess the fact that I was into step sister porn for awhile was gross, but that was just cause it’s the only porn with plot most of the time. Also it grosses me out now.

· 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? In my last relationship, but again see number 13

· 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today lmao

· 81. Who are five people you find attractive? Conveniently, I know 4 people on here in real life so @circumlocutive, @slutty--flamingos (sorry it wont tag for some reason), @jimbobzinga, @fernfolly, and I need a fifth so … I guess one of my exes? I find most people in my life attractive tbh

· 82. Who is the last person you hugged? @circumlocutive

· 83. Who was your first kiss with? My first girlfriend, technically when we were like 5.

· 84. Why did your last relationship fail? Long story, basically I don’t think I’m compatible with polyamory in a relationship setting. If its just fooling around I don’t care, but I have a hard time dating someone who also wants to date other people. I don’t care if my partner wants to fuck other people, that’s fine, but dating others brings up the problems from number 13.

· 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? I mean I have a tinder so yeah

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whyamistillwatchingtheseshows · 5 years ago

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@elliesolis12 Here’s the fic you asked for. Did I name the children, Kitty and Rain just because I could? Yes, yes, I did (I also head canon that Mork and Sun would decide to adopt older children. Not sure they’d start from birth, either by adoption or from them with surrogates, but there is possibility for a third kid...hahaha, don’t mind me) Also, I have trouble gauging the age gap. For me, I’m comfortable with Rain and Mork being two years apart. Making Sun 4 years older than Mork, but six years older than Rain...it’s probably not the same as the show because in that Mork and Rain are probs the same age, but to me Mork has somehow acted older? So in the present we have 19 year old Rain, 21 year old Mork and 25 year old Sun. Let’s say...4-5 years have gone by. They’re married, adopted two kids and then.... and this is long so we gotta click the keep reading button. At least, it shows up on desktop. Don’t think it does on mobile.

Sheesh, we really are catapulting over the angst with this:

“Is Rain babysitting a good idea?” Sun asked Mork.

“I can hear you!” He yelled from the living room as he was tackled to the floor by two kids. They giggled as they dog piled him. Things were going all right. Rain didn’t know what to expect. So far everything felt fine. “Just-” he groaned when a butt was in his face. He maneuvered the boy off him. “Hey! Rain! You can’t sit on my face.” The boy looked sad, but then he laughed. “Also, you’re big for a five year old. And you,” Rain whirled on Kitty who was about to put him in a “choke hold.” “You’re what? 3? No, I’m 6 and a half now.” Sun chuckled at the scene.

“Well, we know where she gets the sass from.”

“You!” Rain and Mork said in unison. Sun squinted his eyes and mocked them.

“I’ve got this. You two can go on that date.” Rain shooed them away. They reluctantly left. Rain kept wrestling around with them and then he looked them square in the eye and asked, “What should we do now? Color? Watch a movie? Should we have cake for dinner?” Rain knew he’d probably feed them cake. There could be other food in the fridge, but for something years ago, (that the kids don't know about) Rain still held a grudge against his big brother.

“Where are we going?” Mork asked his husband. He could swear they were headed in the direction of the cafe. “Kitty and Manow should’ve closed up by now why are we going to Blue Sky?”

“You’ll see.” Sun pursed his lips into a smile.

“Kitty, give that crayon back to your brother!” Rain exclaimed. She gave him a glare. “Wow, you really are like P’Sun. Just give him back the crayon.”

“But I want blue,” she retorted. Rain’s eyes rolled into the back of his head.

“You can have blue after your brother finishes with it.” Rain sat pouting and then his uncle handed him back the crayon. “Finish your clouds and then give this to your sister.” Kitty gave Rain such a look that he suddenly asked himself would a six year old be capable of revenge?

---

Sun opened the door to the cafe and he was caught by surprise as well. He didn’t think Kitty would go this far. The flower arrangements decorating the entire cafe were more beautiful than Sun would have imagined. Kitty even strung white lights. She really went to town. After all, when marriage laws actually passed she had a slew of weddings to plan, including his.

“You planned this?”

“I had help.”

“No, shit,” Mork retorted.

“Shall we?” Sun held out a chair for him. He went to the cafe kitchen and started making them dinner. Mork could swear. sometimes. that his husband radiated his own sunlight like a spotlight that followed him around. Perhaps that was the lens Mork chose to see him through. Dinner was placed before him. He smiled and they ate in silence. It took awhile to perfect that, but Mork was thankful for it. Sometimes Sun would talk and talk and talk. At the beginning, it was cute. Towards the middle it was dreadfully annoying and now...now, Mork sat pleased that his husband learned how to eat and talk.

“Is it good?”

“It’s good.” Mork finished his last bite. “Let me make you something.” He took their dishes to the kitchen and placed them in the sink. Mork started up the espresso machine. Then he grabbed some whip cream, milk and cherries from the fridge. “Let’s see if I can re-create your first winning drink, Black Forest Cake or as I’ve coined it, over the years, MorkSun.”

“Why do we have a couple’s name? It’s soo, bleh,” Sun admitted.

“Oh, it is?” Mork smiled at him as he slowly dripped the espresso into the drink.

“Don't forget the chocolate flavor,” Sun was now sitting at the order counter, admiring his husband work the kitchen like a pro. He did learn from the best barista for 3 years in a row, the last two years were finally swept from him by the barista at the Boss Cafe. Mork sat the finished drink in front of Sun.

“You trust me, right?”

“Of course.” Sun gave him a small kiss first and then picked up the drink.

---

“Kitty!” Rain exclaimed. “Get off that chair.”

“I want the cookies Daddy Mork hides from Daddy Sun. They’re on top of the fridge.”

“You could ask instead of climbing a chair?” Who is she? A fucking crazy ass combination of his big brother and best friend, that’s what. Rain would rather take his chances with the one named after him. Kitty stepped off the chair and put her hand on her hips. Rain was instantly reminded of when Sun gets serious and how he clasps his hands behind his back. “Can I have the cookies then?”

No, is what Uncle Rain should’ve said, but he caved and handed the container of cookies to her. She merrily skipped to the couch and even shared them with her brother.

“Wait a minute, what’s happening?” A hypnotized Rain blinked at them several times, feeling very confused and very played like the strings of a guitar.

“We’re eating cookies. Thank you,” Kitty said. And...there’s his best friend’s cheeky grin. Oh, this is turning into a nightmare.

---

The suspense was unnecessary but Mork went with it. Only for a minute. “Just drink it,” he begged. Sun smirked and took a sip.

“Hmm, this might be better than when I make it.”

“Ha, damn straight!” Mork felt proud. Then he saw it out of the corner of his eye. Sun swiped some whip cream off the top and reached out for Mork’s cheek. He let it happen and slowly backed himself toward the prep table. Sun gave him an eyebrow. Suddenly, whip cream covered his hair.

“Okay,” Sun licked his lips. “That’s how we are going to play?” Mork only leaned in closer, elbows on the order counter.

“Wipe this off first.” He points at his cheek. Sun licked it off instead. Mork merely smiled.

“We could borrow the bathroom upstairs? That’s gonna take some work.” Mork. didn’t dare touch his husbands hair, but Sun had a different idea. He nuzzled himself into Mork’s cheek, wiping the whip cream on him as if he were the napkin.

“This is your fault.” Sun said as Mork squirmed away. “Follow me,.” he said as he jumped the order counter. Sun watched him swipes a rose from a vase. He glazed it across his cheek. Mork started for the stairs. In the beginning, they got so used to this stairwell.

Finally, they were asleep. Rain felt pain in his neck. A pain he never had before. He’d wait a long time to be a parent. In fact, he might be okay with just a niece and nephew who he occasionally saw because then that meant the little brats weren’t always his responsibility. He loved them so much, but tonight they gave him a run for his money. He also means that literally. Kitty conned him. They were arguing and then suddenly Rain was handing her money. That girl has skills already and Rain couldn’t imagine what they will be like when she’s older.

He reached for his phone to call Sun. No answer. “Come on. You guys said two hours. It’s been three. Pick up.” No answer. He tried Mork. No answer. “Great. Figures. What’d you expect Rain? It’s a date night, of course, they’re going to get busy.” He sighed.

“Uncle Rain,” a little voice mumbles from the kitchen. “I am thirsty.” Sometimes, though, they are not twins, they seemed to act like such, because two seconds behind Kitty was Rain.

“I am thirsty too,” he grumbles. Rain poured them glasses of water and once finished he walked them back to their rooms. He tucked in Rain and then went into Kitty’s room. As he finished, tucking in the blanket at all sides she murmured, “I love you, Uncle Rain.” He kissed her forehead.

Who was Uncle Rain kidding? These kids had him wrapped around their fingers.

---

“We should get back,” Sun started buttoning up his shirt. Mork stood behind him, burying lips into neck. Sun leaned into the touch, a hand gripping hair to press Mork’s lips closer to him. They reached up his jaw, to his cheek and Sun felt himself melting so he had to stop his husband. “Mork we should get back. We only told Rain a few hours. It’s approaching five hours now.”

“Okay.” Mork agreed and started getting dressed. Soon enough, they had everything cleaned up and they were in the car. Mork made Sun drive with one hand.

---

“About time! You know, everything was going great, but then they turn into little brats who made me feel like I’m too old for this!” Rain complained to Mork and Sun as soon as they opened the front door. “Kitty especially. That girl. I thought you had an attitude problem Sun, but damn.”

“Did you just say you’re too old for this?” Mork gave him a confused look. “We’re barely passed 25, but your brother…he’s approaching 30.” Mork chuckled with an eyebrow wiggle. Rain laughed.

“It’s true, I guess we’re still on the young side.” He smiled at Mork. “I’m out. They’re asleep.” On his way to the door, Rain gave his brother a shoulder squeeze. Mork and Sun plopped onto the couch. Sun swung a leg over him and settled into his lap. Mork bit his lip as he caressed thighs. He then pressed hands up his back to bring Sun closer. Sun placed his lips within inches of his husband’s. “Home sweet home.” Mork gave him a small kiss. “I love you,” he whispered, grabbing one of Sun’s hands and giving it a kiss too.

“Oh, I love you more,” Sun teased.

“More than coffee? More than the kids?”

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves,” Sun jokes. Cue the iconic eye roll. Sun shook his head. Mork tangled fingers into his hair and leaned their foreheads together. Sun caught his lips again, realizing it's been awhile since they had time alone. He’d treasure as much of this as possible, but he also couldn’t wait to hear the pitter-patter of feet down the hallway in the morning.

#morksun #dark blue kiss #is this fluffy enough?#is it??

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distant-rose-archive-blog · 7 years ago

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I love your little pirates family!!! I feel like you skipped over Westley being born could we have a story about how wesley came to be :)

I felt like a shithead for having this sit so long in my askbox, so I decided to work on it while I was having some writer’s block with A Once and Future Thing. Anyway, not so much a Westley being born story so much as how we came to find out he exists and the process of his coming to be. Anyway, this is 5,200 words of Killian and Emma deciding to have another kid - our favorite troublemaking little pirate. I think I’m titling this one ‘Deliberate.’ As always, @welllpthisishappening is a goddess and will inherit the intellectual property of Little Pirates (if fanfiction qualifies as intellectual property that is) when I’m finally murdered by the Trump Administration.

It had been a strange thing to Emma - the actual decision and act of deliberately trying to get pregnant. She had brought two sons into the world, but neither of them had been planned. Henry had been the result of teenage recklessness and a desperate need to feel connected to Neal while Harrison had been conceived in the aftermath of one of the most emotionally straining moments of her life. Emma didn’t regret giving birth to either of them, but it doesn’t change the fact that they were accidents; happy accidents but accidents nonetheless.

But this child…this one was planned.

When Harrison had been just born, a second child wasn’t even on the radar. It had been a traumatic birth and Emma regretted opting for natural birth over a caesarean; she had torn badly and Harrison had born with a broken collarbone. One baby and a teenager had been enough for the first few months.

Until Henry started asking questions.

“Are you and Hook going to have any more kids?” he asked one day over lunch.

Emma choked on her onion rings and had to thump her own chest to dislodge to clear her wind pipe. She reached for her napkin and wiped away the crumbs and excess saliva from her face, feeling a bit self-conscious.

“What?”

“You guys gonna have more kids?” Henry asked again, patiently.

Feeling uncomfortable, Emma looked down at her plate and tucked her hair behind her ear. No longer hungry, she inched her plate away from her and returned her attention to her son. Henry was leaned back against the vinyl booth and looking at her so intensely that she felt the need to shift in her seat under his gaze.

“What? Worried about having to deal with another screaming baby?” Emma tried to joke.

“More like worried that little Han Solo is gonna be lonely. Being an only child…it can be a little rough sometimes,” Henry replied, taking a bottle of ketchup and squeezing small pool on the edge of his plate. Henry was nearly as meticulous as Killian when it came to his food, making sure his condiments never touched his food without some deliberation.

“He’ll have Neal,” Emma reasoned.

“Neal is his uncle…it’s not the same…sure, they’re going to be roughly in the same age group, but there’s no guarantee that they’re even going to like each other. Look, Mom, I always wanted siblings and now I have one, but it feels weird…I’m just so much older than him and I feel like I’m going to be more of the uncle-figure than a big brother, you know?”

“Having another kid to make sure my other one isn’t lonely doesn’t sound like a good reason to have another kid, Henry…” Emma responded, feeling put on the spot.

“I know, I know,” Henry responded, taking a french fry and dipping it into the ketchup in such a tentative manner so that it didn’t break the perfect circle he created. “Just think about it.”

And she did think about it. It was hard to ignore. Wherever she looked, all she could see was little kids; a brother and a sister holding hands in the park, a young boy trying to help his little brother how to walk and even a little girl trying to share a sandwich with her infant sibling. She would go to the supermarket and all she could see was article headlines on children jumping out at her: “Thinking of Having a Second Child? Seven Reasons for Baby Number Two!”, “Nine Benefits to Siblings” and “The Best Time to Have Baby #2 (or #3!)”

She hated herself a bit for perusing through them while waiting in line to check out. They all said the same damn things; going on about how siblings tend to be less self-centered, better at socializing and problem-solving and had a built-in support system.

She was reading over an article entitled “The Benefits of Having More than One Child” when a high-pitched shriek sounded throughout the whole store. Emma looked up in time to see Aurora’s three-year old son Philip having a complete tantrum while sitting in his mother’s grocery cart. His face was scrunched and mottled red as he wailed and tossed boxes of food out of the cart.

“I WANT LOOPIES! I WANT LOOPIES! I WANT NOW!” he shrieked.

Emma cringed at the volume, suddenly grateful that Harrison was so easy-going. He grumbled a bit when he was hungry, but never he had gone into a full tantrum like that. The cashier, an elderly woman with hair pulled back into a severe bun, made a noise of disapproval.

“Okay, okay, okay!” Aurora responded, looking harassed as she picked up a box of Fruit Loops and placed them in the cart. “See? I got your Loopies? Happy?”

“She’s going to spoil that one,” the cashier commented. “Mark my words, that child is going to be the biggest brat Storybrooke has ever seen. It happens when you have an overindulgent mother and an only child. They grow up thinking the world is about them.”

Emma didn’t comment, just loaded her groceries onto the belt; her head was swimming with thousands of thoughts.

“Though you got a sweet one at home, don’t you?” the cashier asked. “A little boy, right? You usually come in with him. Your husband likes to bring him in too.”

“I have two,” Emma corrected. “I have a sixteen-year-old and a five-month-old baby.”

“That’s quite the age gap,” the woman responded.

Emma merely gave her a tight smile in reply.

It took her a week after the grocery store incident to approach her husband about it. They were laying in bed, both dressed in flannel pajamas to combat the chill of late September and watching “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” which was playing as a special on ABC. Emma personally thought it was too soon to be playing Halloween movies but Charlie Brown was too classic to pass up. Killian was tucked against her back, thumb rubbing patterns against her hip and more interested in nuzzling her hair than actually watching the cartoon.

“Hey, can we talk?” she asked, turning her head to look at him.

Killian’s entire body seemed to tense at her words.

“Love, almost every time those words are spoken, an unpleasant conversation follows…though you have surprised me a few times. Anyway, what’s on your mind?”

Emma took his hand in hers, running her fingers along the callouses that lined his palm. She played with his fingers for a moment, gathering her bearings. Killian, as per usual, waited for her to speak with unparalleled patience, but there was a noticeable furrow in his brow and a worried look in his eyes.

“Have you thought about having more kids?” she asked quietly.

“You know I have,” he answered in an equally hushed tone. He hesitated for a moment, studying her closely. “Swan, are you?”

“No,” she said firmly. “No. But I’ve just been thinking…Maybe?”

“Maybe,” he repeated. “What do you mean by maybe? You’ve actually been considering it?”

“You sounded surprised,” Emma commented, deflecting for a moment.

“Of course, I’m surprised. You weren’t necessarily happy about Harrison, love. I mean, I know you love him, but he didn’t have the most enthusiastic of beginnings…I just thought…I guess I just accepted that Harrison was going to be our one and only. I mean, aside from Henry.”

“Funny you mention Henry,” Emma replied, leaning back more against him and studying his hand still. “Because he was the one who kept harping on Harrison not being an only child.”

“He’s not an only child,” Killian asserted almost immediately. “He has Henry. He might be older, but they’re still brothers.”

“I know and Henry knows, but there is quite the age gap and Henry is going to be going away soon…They wouldn’t be raised together…I’ve just been thinking maybe a little brother or sister might be good…keep everyone grounded…”

Killian wrapped his blunted arm around Emma’s shoulders, pulling her closer to him, so that he could lean his head on top of hers. He joined her in studying their hands, his own breaking free from her hold so that he could intertwined their fingers.

“This is sounding like more than a maybe, Swan…”

“Well, it’s a hard maybe right now. I can’t be fully on board until I have your thoughts on the matter…”

Killian sighed heavily.

“Swan, I never imagined I would be someone’s father. I always thought Henry would be it and that was enough for me…and then Harrison came along and he was…well, he is perfect. And between you and me, I’ve wanted another since we brought him home, but I always felt the choice should always and firmly be yours…I am content with whatever you’ll give me, love. That’s my decision and that will always be my decision.”

“But you want another baby?” Emma asked, pushing for a definite answer.

“If that’s what you want, Swan.”

“No, Killian, don’t give me that. I want an honest to God answer. Do. You. Want. Another. Baby?”

Killian squeezed her hand hard and she briefly wondered if he was putting all of his strength between it. He brought their combined hands up to his lips and placed a delicate kiss on her knuckles.

“Aye,” he whispered against her skin. “I want another.”

Emma twisted in his arms, pulling her hand away from his so she could place it on his shoulders in order to press him further into the bed. In a movement that felt almost practiced, she slid her leg over his hip and pulled herself up so she could straddle him. Killian’s hand and bare wrist immediately went to her hips. She leaned over him, placing a delicate kiss first on his nose and then on his lips.

“That settles it then,” she murmured, one of her hands reaching up to frame his face. She rolled her hips against his and their faces were so close that she could feel his breath curl against her cheek as he groaned. “Let’s make another baby, babe.”

She scheduled an appointment with her doctor almost the next day to discuss this development. If her GP was surprised with her choice to have another child, she didn’t say anything. She did, however, recommend a variety of pre-natal vitamins and gave her some awkward pointers on things to do in order to bump up the chances of conceiving from diet tips to preferred sex positions for conception.

As if to further her commitment to having another child, she downloaded an app to track her fertility on her way to the pharmacy. Tom Clark gave her an inquisitive look when she bought three different types of prenatal supplements and a new thermometer, but said nothing when Emma met his stare with hard one of her own.

The doctor told her it might take them awhile to conceive again, but Emma was still disappointed when she wasn’t pregnant by December. Very little effort was put into her conceptions of her two boys that it felt reasonable to assume that it would be much easier now that they were actually trying.

If Killian was frustrated by their lack of progress as she was, he didn’t say. However, there was a near palpable desperation in their lovemaking. Sex between them had always been passionate and sometimes a little rough, but Killian’s level of intensity seemed to have amplified over the last of few months. He had always been a talker but since their decision to try for another, he had become less verbose and more…determined; as if he stared hard enough at where they were joined while they fucked, he could actually will conception to happen with his mind.

She didn’t have time to feel disappointed in January and February however. Storybrooke was hit with a series of snowstorms that put both Elsa and the Snow Queen to shame and it took forever to get the power to back on, only to have it knocked out again. Emma and Killian had to huddle poor Harrison between them at night in order to keep him warm. Even Henry had joined in occasionally, the four of them huddled on their king’s sized bed as a blizzard raged outside.

Early March came and with it, a sense of tiredness that seemed to sweep over her. She felt the need to sleep constantly and napped in the most bizarre of places. On top of that there was a sense of dizziness that came when she moved too quickly and a random but intense craving for Indian food and cucumber sandwiches. Emma was almost embarrassed how long it took her to realize the telling symptoms.

The plan was simple. She was going to take the test and if it was positive, she would tell her husband then they would hopefully have a round of celebratory sex before they booked an appointment for confirmation. They would keep it to themselves for more weeks to ensure no issues happened before informing her parents and then letting it be common knowledge. That was the plan and that seemed easy enough.

Except Emma should have known better.

Because plans never go as they’re supposed to.

It was seven in the morning on a Saturday that Emma was caught looking at pregnancy tests in Dark Star Pharmacy by her own mother, who apparently was shopping for children’s Tylenol. Emma’s kid brother had been brought down by a fever recently and Snow had been re-stocking their supply.

“Emma?” The sound of her mother’s voice made her freeze like a deer in headlights.

“Shit.”

Snow’s eyes jump between the Clearblue box in her daughter’s hands and her face, which was turning bright red. A wave of mortification and embarrassment washed over Emma, which made absolutely no sense because she was thirty-five years old, married, had kids already and had actually planned the possible bun in the oven. She just hadn’t told her parents about said planning.

“Emma,” Snow repeated again, this time there was a tone of urgency in her voice.

“Hi Mom,” she replied, attempting to plaster a convincing smile on her face.

“Emma…you are…?” Snow looked around the store for a moment before mouthing the word ‘pregnant.’

“Well, if I knew then I wouldn’t need one of these,” Emma remarked lightly, giving the box a rattle.

As if the situation couldn’t get more awkward, Leroy appeared almost out of nowhere and clapped a hand on Snow’s shoulder.

“Hey sister, if you have a moment, can I talk to you about…” Leroy trailed off when he saw Emma.

Emma closed her eyes and groaned audibly. She smacked her head against the display, causing a number of pregnancy tests to fall onto the floor. This was the exact opposite of what she had planned. When she pulled her head back, both her mother and Leroy were still looking at her, more particularly at the stupid box still in her hand.

“Are you”- “Stop talking,” Emma interrupted Leroy, narrowing her eyes at him.

“Don’t speak. You didn’t see anything. You didn’t hear anything. I will not have my husband find out from you of all people that I’m pregnant,” Emma hissed. “Do you understand me?”

Leroy paled, nodded quickly and turned right around. Emma merely placed her head and her hands, groaning again.

“That is a lost cause, isn’t?” Emma mumbled between her fingers.

“Afraid so,�� Snow replied apologetically. “And I thought you didn’t know…”

“I don’t know, but I have a sneaking suspicion. All the regular suspects are rearing their ugly heads, you know?” Emma replied, rubbing at the growing bump on her forehead and wincing.

“And Killian doesn’t know?” Snow asked gently.

“Well, I didn’t mention it to him. I didn’t want to him getting his hopes up,” Emma sighed. “We’ve kinda been trying, actually.”

Snow nodded, looking a bit conflicted.

“I didn’t know you guys were even thinking about another child,” she said after a moment.

“We didn’t tell anyone…it’s not something you really share or something we felt comfortable sharing…We kinda just wanted to keep this to ourselves for a bit…”

Emma honestly didn’t know what else to say. She just shifted awkwardly, wishing the cheap orange carpet would just swallow her up.

“Do you want someone with you when to you take that?” Snow asked, gesturing to the box.

“Ummm…no…thank you, but no,” Emma replied, shaking her head. “I mean, I appreciate it, but I kinda wanted Killian to be the first person to know the news…though I’m pretty sure this cat is out of the bag.”

“I wouldn’t say that. I’m sure Leroy knows to be discreet about something like this,” Snow said, placing a comforting hand on her daughter’s arm.

Emma’s eyebrows rose almost comically at her mother’s statement and she fixed her with a look of disbelief.

“Yeah, I want to believe that, but I will when pigs sprout wings and start flying.”

It took only thirty minutes after leaving the pharmacy for people to come up and start offering their congratulations. Emma accepted them with a tight smile, mentally killing Leroy in her head. It wasn’t even official yet and the entire town probably knew. She was trying very hard not to be upset about it.

She stopped by Granny’s to pick up her daily hot chocolate…only to receive herbal tea instead. She didn’t even realize it until she brought the Styrofoam cup to her lips and tasted bitter instead of sweet. She placed down on the counter lot harder than she should have, causing some to splash over the lid.

“Granny, where’s my hot chocolate?” Emma demanded.

The older woman gave her a long look.

“Hot chocolate has caffeine in it,” she said pointedly. “Are you sure you should be drinking that in your condition?”

Emma’s eye twitched. She placed her hands on the counter and leaned forward a bit, staring her down. She was really not in the mood for this nonsense.

“I’m not sure what condition you’re referring to, but it would be much better if you gave me hot chocolate instead of this…nasty leaf juice,” Emma responded in a deadly calm voice.

“So, you don’t have a bun in the oven?” Granny asked, raising an eyebrow.

“What I’m saying is that Leroy’s guts are going to be garters when I find him,” Emma replied with a huff.

As soon as she convinced Granny to hand over her hot chocolate, Emma immediately headed home in hopes of doing some damage control; practically sprinting. She knew it was a long shot, but hopefully she could intercept Killian before he went to the grocery store. The last thing she needed was him finding out from someone else that she could possibly be pregnant. She suddenly wished that she hadn’t walked to the pharmacy; walking home from Granny’s is a thirty walk in comparison while driving only took ten minutes maximum. There was no telling what sort of damage the Storybrooke rumor mill could do in that period time.

However, all of her fear and anxiety was pushed aside when she arrived home and found two of the four most important men in her life playing in the living room. Bob the Builder was playing loudly in the background, but neither Killian nor Harrison were paying attention to it. Killian was holding up Harrison’s prized bear and shaking it gently while Harrison was watching it with rapt attention, cruising towards his father while holding onto the coffee table.

“Trying to get him to walk?” Emma asked, placing the plastic bag down on a nearby table as she regarded them.

“He’s going to do it soon, Swan,” Killian said, holding the teddy bear up higher. “I can feel it in my bones. He took a few little steps yesterday before he toppled over. He’s going to do it.”

“He’s only ten months, Killian,” Emma remarked, smiling nonetheless. “Neal was thirteen months when he starting walking so relax a bit.”

“That is exactly why our little lad is going to finally walk today,” Killian answered. “Gotta stick it to Uncle Neal, right, my boy?”

Harrison responded by putting his entire fist in his mouth and sucking on it.

“If you and Dad make Har and Neal hate each other with this stupid competition stuff, my mother will never forgive you,” Emma remarked.

“It’s all good fun,” Killian responded, giving her a small smirk. “Especially because we’re winning.”

Emma just smiled and shook her head, watching as Harrison inched his way towards his father and his special bear while still holding onto the coffee table for support. As he reached the edge of the table, he took one, two, three steps forward without assistance before toppling over. Harrison blinked in surprise and for a moment, Emma thought he was going to cry, but he only let out a small whimpering noise and held his arms up towards the bear.

Killian sighed and relented, giving the bear to their son. Harrison immediately trapped it in the circle of his arms, wiggled his entire body and made a pleased cooing noise before nibbling on the bear’s ear.

“So close, lad, so close…” Killian mumbled, raking his hand through his hair.

“Is that what you’ve been doing all morning? Walk training?” Emma asked, nodding her head towards Harrison.

“Actually no,” Killian replied, looking up at her. “We got grocery shopping done already, the little lad and me. We got back probably like ten minutes ago, so this is merely the beginning of training, as you say.”

Fuck. Emma’s smile wavered.

“Oh, how was shopping?” she asked, trying to keep nonchalant.

“Odd,” Killian frowned. “Swan, have we done something major recently because random strangers were offering some sort of congratulations. Did Henry get into some prestigious university and the two of you neglected to tell me?”

“No,” Emma sighed, cursing the entire town in her head for not minding their own business. “No, not that. I fucked up.”

Killian’s eyebrows rose at that. He picked up Harrison and shifted him so his head was cradled in Killian’s shoulder, prosthetic hand propping up his bottom. Harrison made a noise of displeasure and squirmed a bit. He didn’t like being held so much now that he was a bit more mobile, he constantly wanted to move.

“Oh? How did you ‘fuck up,’ Swan?” he asked lightly, bouncing their son a bit in his arms.

“I bought something that I should have bought across the town line and besides a few exits down the highway, but I’m a dumb ass and bought it from Dark Star’s and now something that I wanted to be between you and me is now the town’s entire business,” Emma replied, brushing her hair out of her face.

“And what exactly did you buy, Swan?” he asked gently, holding Harrison tightly as he got up and walked towards her.

Emma let out a heavy sigh before grabbing the plastic bag off the table and pulling out the sole item she had bought from the pharmacy. She held the box up and gave a small shake.

Killian’s eyes widened comically and his mouth opened briefly before he snapped it shut. Without saying a word, he turned and placed their son in his bounce chair. Harrison made a disgruntled noise, but his displeasure was quickly forgotten in favor of playing with the various buttons on the chair that lit up and made noises. Both Emma and Killian winced at the amount of noise it was making but it couldn’t be helped.

There was an almost wild look in Killian’s eyes when he returned to her side and he took the box out of her hands with trembling fingers. His eyes kept darting back and forth between the box, her face and her abdomen. He let out an almost disbelieving laugh.

“That was quicker than I expected,” he said breathlessly.

“What are you talking about? It’s been nearly six months since we said we would try,” Emma replied, feeling a bit defensive.

“Aye, it has, but did your practitioner say it might take a year before we might conceive again?” Killian asked.

He placed the box back down on the table and raked his hand through his hair.

“You think it’s too soon,” Emma frowned. A chill went down her spine. This conversation wasn’t going how she had expected it to.

“No, no, I’m just surprised, love,” Killian responded, placing a smoothing hand on her shoulder.

“I don’t even know why we’re getting so worked up about this, it’s not like we know if it’s actually true yet,” Emma mumbled.

“I’m assuming because you bought the test in the first place that your suspicions are rather high, love,” he replied, placing a kiss on her forehead.

He moved his hand from where it was placed on her forearm and slung it around her shoulder, pulling himself closer to her so that they were side-by-side. Emma shifted, leaning against him. Both turned their attention to their ten-month old toddler bouncing around in his toy chair, unaware of the profound discussion his parents were having.

“When do you want to do this?” Emma murmured, gesturing to the box.

“I believe that you’re captaining that particular ship, love,” Killian murmured, placing another kiss on her head.

Emma looked down at the box and bit her lip.

“Might as well as get it over with. The whole town is already buzzing about it,” she sighed.

“Hey…Don’t let that get to you,” Killian replied, squeezing her shoulders. “We can wait until whenever you feel comfortable with it.”

“No, no, no.” Emma shook her head. “Let’s just get this over with.”

She pushed him away briskly, picking the box up again. Her fingers curled so tightly around the box in her hands that the card box crumbled under them. Throwing her shoulders back, Emma began a brisk walk towards the bathroom but before she could get very far, Killian wrapped his hand around her wrist and pulled her back.

“What’s going on, love?” Killian asked, thumb caressing her wrist.

“I just want to pee on the goddamn stick, Killian!” Emma snapped, trying to keep the frustration out of her voice.

“Aye and you can. After we talk. What’s going on? I thought you wanted another child. We have been trying for six months, love and you seemed so eager, and now you don’t seem happy at all. I just want to know what’s going on with you…Are you having second thoughts about the baby?”

“No! I’m not having second thoughts! I want this kid, Killian! I just wanted it to be between you and me! This is supposed be just ours and no one else’s. I just wanted it to be just ours for a while without anyone bugging us and bothering us and nosing around. And now everyone knows and I wasn’t ready for that, Killian. I wasn’t! It’s too early! What if something goes wrong? That would be horrible and everyone would know about it! It’s just too early and anything can happen and this is our personal business and no one else’s. I just feel robbed.”

Killian pulled her close, before releasing her wrist and wrapping his arms around her. His fingers drew mindless patterns into the small of her back. He rested his chin on top on top of her head.

“What happened isn’t ideal…but it’s going to be okay. The news is out sooner than we would like, but there’s nothing we can do about it now. Regardless of anyone is saying or thinking, this is ours. This is our family and the only people that matter are in this room, your parents and Henry. No else, just us, love.”

Emma opened her mouth to speak, but Harrison let out a loud squeal. Emma and Killian turned to watch their son bounce around in his chair, waving his little arms in the air. He looked so happy and carefree, completely unaware of the heavy emotions going on around him. They couldn’t help but laugh.

“We should really find out if he’s actually a big brother,” Emma mumbled, burying her head in the crook of Killian’s neck as he continued rub circles into her back.

“But we’re pretty certain, aren’t we Swan?”

“I’m about eighty-five percent positive I am, but we won’t know until I see a doctor but pee sticks are generally pretty accurate,” Emma said with a sigh.

“I’m pretty sure ‘pee stick’ is not the accurate term for it, love,” Killian chuckled.

“Whatever, that’s what they are,” Emma replied, good-naturedly rolling her eyes.

She pulled away from him gently, kissing his cheek.

“Okay, I’m going to do this,” she said, holding up the crumbled box and once more heading towards the bathroom.

Killian followed and he moved to enter the bathroom, Emma stopped him. She gave him an incredulous look.

“What are you doing?” she asked him, raising her eyebrows.

“I thought we were doing the test,” Killian replied.

“Killian, I love you. You’re wonderful. You’re a great husband and you’re the world’s best father, but babe, the world will end before I’m comfortable with having you watch me pee. Boundaries, babe, boundaries,” Emma replied, placing her hands on her hips.

“I’ve seen you give birth, love, during which you defecated yourself. I fail to see the difference between that and this,” Killian replied, raising his own eyebrows.

“The difference is that I was pushing a ten-pound human out of my vagina and I didn’t have time to feel embarrassed,” Emma replied in matter of fact tone. “Go play with our son and I will be done in three minutes, okay?”

Killian put his hands up in surrender.

“As you wish,” he said, backing away.

“Thanks Westley,” she called as she closed the door.

“You’re welcome, Buttercup.” Emma heard his muffled laugh through the door. She let out a chuckle herself, glad she had finally introduced her favorite film to him awhile back.

Three minutes.

All it took was three minutes for Emma Swan to be an emotional mess. She already knew, but she still gasped when she saw the word ‘pregnant’ on the digital monitor. She let out a shaky laugh, running her hands through her hair as she continued to stare it. She was going to have another kid.

Killian tentatively knocked on the door.

“Swan, everything okay in there?”

“Yeah.” Her voice was breathless. She felt a bit like an idiot for being so worked up over something they already certain was true.

Her husband gave her an expectant look when she finally emerged, bouncing Harrison in his arms.

“Well?” he asked.

Emma ignored him for the moment, reaching for their son and taking him into her arms and kissing his forehead.

“Hey baby,” she cooed. “You’re going to be a big brother.”

Killian left out a whooping noise before enveloping the two of them in his arms, sandwiching Harrison between them and placing kisses wherever he could.

“I love you,” he murmured. “All three of you.”

“We love you too.”

#captain swan #cs fic #cs ff #cs fanfic #cs au #cs babies #little pirates #little pirates fic #my fic #my shit #deliberate #wes jones #harrison jones #asks #answered #anon #I somehow managed to make some fluffy somewhat angsty

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symplegades · 8 years ago

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i’m gonna do one of those old facebook note quiz things from 2010

Are you ready to answer these questions honestly even if it starts to get hard? ya How old is the last person you kissed on the lips? 27 Who was the last person you had a face to face conversation with? my best friend from undergrad What were you doing at 12 am last night? getting into bed/falling asleep Does the person you like, like you back? um i hope so!!!!!!! we share a bed????? Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? unclear. maybe but i think i’d be too squeamish to do that, i’d just stand there and cry Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them? nah i always have to talk it out either with them or someone else, and both options usually end in me getting over it/getting closure and going back to normal Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours? yep When you say you don't care do you mean it? i don’t say i don’t care very much, so i guess when i say it i do mean it? i’ll have to pay attention next time Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? yep Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? nah i kissed mike while he was still covered in shaving cream it was yikes Have you ever cried cause you were so mad? oh absolutely, like 100% of the time What's your favourite color? cool colors. <-- what i wrote in 2010 but still true What color is your shirt? grey with purple lettering What do you hear? netflix, i’m watching this movie ~out of the dark~ Last person of the opposite sex you gave a hug to? actually my friend kevin from grad school! i just ran into him at work Are you sitting or standing? sitting. <-- also written in 2010, also still true Are you keeping a secret from anyone? um probably Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? ya Have you kissed someone with braces? yes. <-- i don’t remember that but apparently yes Are you short? ok in 2010 i wrote yes but i think i’m actually pretty average or even taller than average. maybe i was shorter in 10th grade What would your last name be if you were married to the last person you texted? ok i just texted like 3 people at once. i guess velez Last picture comment was from? did this mean, like, on myspace or facebook? idk who was the last person to comment on my fb photos. oh actually you know what a friend of a friend went through all my public posts including photos and commented on all of it and it was rly offputting, so that’s who How was your day overall? p good, i applied to 2 jobs and got called back for a second interview for another job (FINALLY) Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? probably SOMEONE in the world. maybe my ma Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them? ok mike tried to kiss me after our first date but i was like no that is creepy. and looking back i’m like aw so sweet we shoulda kissed! but no it was still uncomfy that he was trying to kiss me a very short time after we first met Are you anyone's first love? pls. sure i guess, people in high school. Could you handle living together with the last person who texted you? lol maybe? i’ve never considered it. prolly we could find agreements/common ground So, the person you like, their name starts with a B, doesn't it? it does not. <-- still true Is the person you last texted single? negative. <-- also still true Do you think age matters in relationships? i mean it’s totally dependent on context. we talking about 16 and 18 year olds or 16 and 32 year olds? i guess it always MATTERS it just depends on how it matters, like being similar ages kinda matters bc you’ve had similar life experiences at similar points in history and being very different ages matters bc you gotta wonder what’s going on. but once you’re over like, 25 i feel like bigger age gaps are more acceptable depending on what’s going on in folks lives. idk. How is your hair right now? it’s okay, up in a pony. actually i thought it was in a bun but i just touched it and it is a pony, usually it’s a bun when i’m home Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? nah he’s cool, although sometimes i have trouble following his thought process Where was your default picture taken? my prof pic on fb was taken at columbia Who's the last person you took a picture with? yikes, ahhhh... probably mike. Are you waiting for something? a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you get your last bruise? who knows. <-- still true. i’m not sure i currently have any bruises? Do you believe in love? yes. <-- still true What are your plans for the summer? ikea with sami tomorrow, permit on monday, kate's birthday party monday night, possibly beach with em sara hayley + meg on tuesday, dermatologist on wednesday, california with sami from friday to tuesday, one week home, to maine for 2 weeks, one week home to schedule driving time and finish summer reading and find a job. wooo!

^^^^^sorry i just wanna preserve that 2010 message bc it’s so wholesome and high school-ish and carefree.

my actual summer plans are just intense job hunting and getting a job. then maybe planning a trip home or to maine, then planning a china trip but probably won’t happen this summer. What was your first thought this morning? wa wa why is my alarm going off Have you kissed anyone this month? ya Could you date someone taller than you? sure Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again? uhhh. yeah i’m sure there are things i didn’t do great. idk? Have you ever gotten butterflies from someone? oh yes. <-- lol wtf? “oh yes”? ya sure idk Do you like waking up in the morning to find that you have new texts? sometimes. i think when i was younger it was more exciting but now i’m kinda relieved when i wake up and don’t have notifications. Ever had braces? nope. <-- still true Do you enjoy Taco Bell or McDonalds? i haven’t eaten either in ages even tho i want to but i know i’ll just get diarrhea. but i’d probably get mcdonalds given the choice Have you ever walked on the beach at night? oh yes. <-- oh yes?? anyway the most prominent “walking on the beach at night” story was when i was on spring break with my friends in ghana (or maybe we were in togo?) and we got stuck in this beach house like a mile down this deserted beach and it was like 2am and we’re walking and all super scared bc we’re a bunch of american girls in a foreign land and then 2 random dudes come out of nowhere and we’re all like NO LEAVE US ALONE and they somehow follow us to our house? and like try to come in? and we’re all f r e a k i n g out bc we’re afraid they’re gonna attack us but then my friend who is naive and trusting opens the door and we’re all screaming like DON’T OPEN THE DOOR but then i guess he just asked if we like... needed matches or something. anyway it was a lot What were you doing at 2AM this morning? sleeping. <-- still true Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? nope it was mike’s mom Has a girl sat on your bed before? yes although actually i don’t think that has happened in this apartment? no one ever really goes in the bedroom except mike and me. but maybe in the old apartment girls had sat on my bed before. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? chatting with my friend and getting my thread organized Ever kissed anyone 18 or older? lol ya Math or English? womp. english? i’m poop at math now i haven’t taken it since i was a freshman in undergrad Do you have any twins in your family? i don’t think so, which is surprising bc it’s a pretty big family Are you shy? depends on the setting and how comfy i am feeling Are you close with your siblings ? meh depends on the day. i think sometimes my middle sister mom’s me too much/nags me/treats me like a baby. You'd say "Fuck you" to your ex, ain't I right? which ex? i mean probably not, what’s the point? How you feeling? kinda hungry Will you ever run away and get married in Las Vegas with no notifications to either of your families? lol nooooooooo What do you think of boyfriends/girlfriends calling each other by food names? i think it is hilar and i wish mike and i did it If you're single, then why don't you get a boyfriend/girlfriend ? not single but also this question unnecessarily adheres to the gender binary also even if i was single i don’t need a partner heck! When was the last time you were craving to get drunk? wah not in a while, i can’t hold my alcohol and mike doesn’t drink so it’s not very fun I don't know about you, but I like saying "fuck" a lot. Do you? not like a LOT. when appropriate Do you think you'll be one of those people that will get a divorce in the future? eep i hope not? does anyone consider themselves “one of those people”? Who did you last hug? my best friend from undergrad Have you ever done something that was really bad for yourself? dur Is it worth crying over a guy or a girl? i mean... crying is crying. it’s not a question of worth it or not. if you wanna cry then cry Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? ya but we’d need to do a lot of emotional repair Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before? oh absolutely i was trying to pretend that i wasn’t running horribly late but i was and i made her stand around for so long and she was pissed Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday? probably Are you wearing pants? shorts. does that count? <-- same Would you date someone twenty years older than you? womp not right now i’d feel a bit yikes. maybe if i was like 60 and they were 80 or something. it feels better to me if we’re both old lol Is your birthday in less than 6 months? nah Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone? i did actually! i was still smoking a bit when mike and i got together and he really hated it/asked me to stop Have you ever felt guilty about something you didn’t do? oh absolutely lol i feel lots of emotions about everything Do looks matter the most to you? nah Are you looking forward to tomorrow? meh Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yeah! What are you doing after this? probably gonna make french fries Is something bothering you? unemployment ;( Three days from now, will you be in a relationship? i don't even know if i'm in a relationship NOW. <-- o shit 2010 alicia??? wyd?? you good???

anyway ya i hope so Has someone ever made a promise with you and broke it? i’m sure Will your next kiss be a mistake? hope not! Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? we goin on 3 years here so Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? mommy. <-- still true!! we literally talk every day if not multiple times a day. Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment? nope! What are you doing tomorrow? sigh probably clean... apply for another job. cross stitch lol What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? he still likes me (: <-- i’m so sad for 2010 me. what is going on? i’m so sad.

and i have no clue what my last thought was, i think i was wondering if mike wanted me to stop leaning on his arm Do you get along more with girls or guys? girls are beautiful and perfect and guys are yikes until proven otherwise next Do you remember who you liked on New Years? lol ya this same guy Have you ever intentionally pissed someone off? probably? Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be? nah The person you fell hardest for calls, what do you say? hey!!! how's phoenix?! why are you talking to me and not your arizona brethren? <-- ooooooooooh it’s when i dated this white missionary boy who i loved so much but he def did not love me but i was like, just totally infatuated. my best friend from high school refers to this boy as my renaissance bc i after dating him i started dating much cuter people lol

um anyway it’s hard to quantify who i fell hARDEST for i guess? i mean i’m currently in the process of marrying mike so i think he wins. if he called i would ask how bar night was and when the transformers movie is starting bc he got free tix from work Do you think someone has feelings for you? lol he better Have you done anything sneaky lately? hm hm. i don’t think sneaky. Do you find smoking unattractive? sigh i shouldn’t but i do think it makes ppl look sooooo COOL Do you still talk to the last person you kissed? ya we like live together How many cigarettes have you smoked today? zero. <-- still true! Kissed someone who's name started with an N? hmmmmm. when i studied abroad i kissed a LOT of people so i’m sure one of their names started with N When was the last time something bothered you? lol what? constantly? Was last night terrible? nah it was good just a quick turnaround of getting home and going to bed. i ate a lot of watermelon which was gr8 What does your hair look like right now? pony-ish First person to speak to you in '09? lmfao damn i’m dating myself. idfk. Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to? i mean, i’m not worried about losing them, but yes i’d be afraid or upset if i lost them Are you basically a happy person? i hope so! Do you wish you could take things back? meh. no regerts and all that Have you ever wondered what life would be like without your best friends? omg what?? no?? it would be terrible?? Last person to make you seriously mad? prolly bigots Be honest, are you starting to gain feelings towards anyone? i’m like 3 years in so Do you think relationships are even worth it? well fuck i hope so lol Does anyone completely understand you? i mean no one will ever ~~completely~~ understand me but ya i have lots of people i am close to and whom i trust a lot Did you hug anyone in the last 48 hours? yep! Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? lol yes smh Where do you see your ex in 5 years? sigh i have a lot of ex’s don’t put me on blast like this. a few of them are already married so. idk. employed? Your ex runs into you and hugs you, what do you do? which. one. actually it doesn’t rly matter bc if any of them did that i’d be like wat Who was your last missed call from? my dad, we were playing phone tag on father’s day Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up? yeah one from my best friend from high school saying “wtf” bc i told him about how rats can eat snakes if you’re not paying attention when you feed your snek When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks? wut? i mean no but probably when i was a teen or preteen we were annoying and did get dirty looks Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films? i lOOOve these films but if it’s about like home invasions i get scared, or like things that live in your house Favorite fruit? god i love fruit. raspberries, applies, cherries (but i’m allergic now :(((((((( ), melon, oranges, the whole shebang. When someone says "we need to talk," what runs through your mind? yikes.com What are your chances of getting with your crush? smh i think they’re pretty good Who did you talk to on the phone last, and why? mom bc i was walking home and wanted to chat with her Do you always answer your phone? yes always Ever worn something of the opposite sex's clothing? dur Which do you enjoy more, to eat or sleep? lmao ahhhhhh i guess eat. Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind? i mean, yes i have a partner who is a man who i love dearly but he’s not like ALWAYS on my mind, like rn i’m not rly thinking about him but i do care for him a lot and think of him often/want to share most things with him Do you believe your latest ex thinks about you? who??... is my latest ex...... either that aaron guy from okcupid or -- omg CONNOR sigh omg poor boy i hope he’s okay. i hope he doesn’t think about me omg Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? mike Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you? i mean what’s EVERYTHING... like within reason yeah Your best friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you say? ah i love you and we will get through this lets research our options together

#WEW THAT WAS SUPER LONG #enter at your own risk #smh that was soooooo long #did people actually read these when i did them in 2010?

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saturnsovereign · 8 years ago

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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

I’m confused by why I’m being asked this question?? Idk I guess I’m confused about the future (like choosing classes) and how to act around certain people.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

I’m a lucky girl who gets good morning snaps from my gf :)3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

I mean as long as no one gets hurt and its regulated, I don’t mind.

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

Not really

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

I was on Tumblr and studying

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

A friend I hope?

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

I don’t know. I’d be hurt but I’ve always known my gf deserves someone better.

8: Are you close with your dad?

Yeah, I guess we’re pretty close, not super close but we have a good relationship

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

No but I wanna kiss my gf

10: What are you listening to?

The Power Rangers OST

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

Water

12: Do you like hickeys?

Giving them or getting them 😏... yes

13: What time do you go to bed?

I usually take a 4 hour nap so I go to bed at around 1:00 AM

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

I don’t think so?

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

I used to be able to text hella quick with my right thumb itself but then I got a bigger iPhone

16: Do you always answer your texts?

I try to but then sometimes I forget and leave it or idk how to respond

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

I fell the hardest for my gf and I certainly don’t hate her at all. But once upon a time-

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

Half an hour ago

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

My gf

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

i should probably go to sleep

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

My sister

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

Not really... it happens unevenly at the very least

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

Idk I’m about the same level of happiness... well except we had to deal with getting outed...

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

The same person who hates me and who I hate

25: In the past week, have you cried?

...no? I don’t think so?

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

Orange

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

nah, my last name is too hard for some people to pronounce apparently

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

Um the person that hates me and the person that hates my gf and her gf (i don’t really mind about the other two)

29: Do you have a best friend?

Yes, my gf and my other best friend who’s been with me since 8th grade

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

No, usually I just tell her to suck his dick

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

My gf

32: Are you mad at anyone?

Person I hate

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

No, cuz I’m usually the oldest 😅

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

35: How many more days until your birthday?

271 days

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

Get prepped for college, hang out with my friends before I go, find excuses to see my gf, and whatever my family drags me onto

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

My two sons, and ex-bf

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

I don’t think so?

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

I’ve pretty much told my gf all of my secrets that I can remember...

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Yes

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

Depends how large the age gap is and when the age gap is

42: Are you available?

I’m taken by a very beautiful and very gay queen goddess 😊

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

It hasn’t ended yet but I’d say 3

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

Maybe on the eyebrow

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

Well I’m friends with one of my exes so yeah. But it totally depends on the relationship

46: Do you regret anything?

A lot

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

I hope my gf is ok and that my back hurts

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

The person I hate

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

As in the last person I kissed or literally my last kiss? Cuz like neither of them were mistakes

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

Cuz I already have her

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

Yeah, on multiple occasions really- both sensitive and sad

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

Yes

53: What was the last thing you ate?

Rocky Road ice cream

54: Did you get any compliments today?

My gf called me beautiful today :)

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

Disneyland if it counts

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

Other than everything that says made-in-China and other exported items, I have a bracelet my grandpa gave me from the Philippines when he visited

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

Girls

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

Nebraska- 8 years

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

I was with my gf and we went to Oregon together just last week

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

nope

62: Who do you text the most?

Probs my gf

63: What was the last movie you saw?

POWER RANGERS

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

Um idk me and her bf?

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

066: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

Yes

67: Do you curse around your parents?

I try not to, but it slips sometimes

68: Are you happy with where you live?

I don’t mind my apartment for myself, but like I wish I had a bigger place here in fc to host bondings and have friends come over more often

69: Picture of yourself?

picture an ugly

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

I myself believe I’m monogamous but my gf is poly and like as long as you have consent from each party, its totally fine

71: Have you ever been dumped?

yeah

72: What do you most like about making out?

When you can feel their emotion behind the kisses

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

that one summer before she decided to cut it off before something serious could happen

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

I think usually it’s been me...

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

Eyes and Smile

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

i think it was my gf

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

nope

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

My girlfriend definitely

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

uhh idk... (babe do you have a child- wait.. the whole guard)

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

Yes

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

Not usually

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

I miss my gf cuz i wanna sleep next to her again. But if you’re talking about my ex-bf, we’re friends but I don’t really miss him

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

Formal

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

86: How can I win your heart?

Sorry my gf has my heart so..

87: What is your astrological sign?

CAPRICORN

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

In bed, still on tumblr

89: Do you cook?

Somewhat? like the easy stuff

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

not single so...

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

I haven’t really dated that many people so idk

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

They have really nice eyes

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

A billion dollars to spoil my gf, inner peace, my license, actual intelligence

95: Are you a player?

no, i don’t think so

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

yeah

97: Are you a tease?

Heh, what if I am 😏😏

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

Only people i know irl

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

Right now

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

@carm-phine

101: Hugs or Kisses?

Is it too much to ask for both?

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

Like usually they ask me so

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

How tall are they

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

Yes 😊

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

(sexy person is my gf)

106: Do you flirt a lot?

Apparently a lot with my gf

107: Your last kiss?

A few hours ago

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

Yes

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

My gf

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

I’m pretty sure my gf (Dear lord so many kissing questions)

112: Does someone like you currently?

I hope my gf likes me

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

Yes, babe I have feelings for you

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

Serious

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

In a relationship... DEAR LORD ALMOST 7 MONTHS

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

freshman since I know this is probably you. Tell us about your new gf. If you’re not freshman then idk.

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