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if team present wins nintendo is mandated to make pearlina canon or mc princess will scream/blow up the tokyo hq
#crow chats#guys im so serious PLEASE#its literally canon already at this point. just make it official#put a ring on it#splatoon 3#sploon#splatoon#grand fest splatoon#grand fest#off the hook
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toot toot!
#breaking my streak of dramatic af captions bc look at this. look at it. wtf was i supposed to call it. he's tootin whaddya want from me#he go TOOT TOOT on his lil trumpet i fuckgjn LOVE HIM im maxing this card im serious#lvl 60 10/10 no expense is too much for my precious boy#i found a new brush that has this rly soft charcoal vibe and i used it on this whole thing and it was SEXY it was HEAVEN#it was fun for coloring too!!! and the outfit colors are fun to color OUGHH everything made just for me <3 feeling SILLY#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#his bunny outfit sweeps like im sorry but its the best card of the event and its not even fucking close#suntails#i did one 10-pull bc i wanted the paint bonus from epel's card even tho i HATE that card#and i instead got SUPER lucky and got deuce and NO epel!!! i couldnt be fucking happier#then my job interview today never called and i was miserable again but it was an internal issue and im now rescheduled for next week#so please dear god pls guys pray i get this job. i want it sooooo bad
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so let me get this right. Troye was dating Connor while getting shipped with Tyler. Tronner also discovered Chappell Roan. Joey was (is??) crushing on Dan and being a mean girl to Phil because of it, while his boyfriend (also named Daniel) was jealous of Connor. Not even all of them were out as gay.
fast-forward ten years later and Joey still thinks he has a better chance with Dan than Phil, who recently bought and constructed a house together. Troye is a well known pop musician instead of youtuber, Joey and Daniel are exes but somehow STILL beefing with Connor, and Tyler streams on twitch.
2014 tumblr dream but 2024 nightmare blunt rotation wtf 😭
#edit: guys please let this post die having lots of notifs makes me anxious#this could be totally off bc I dont have twitter so im learning all this secondhand but wtf guys#I need dan and phil to do a video spilling all the drama from that group im so fucking serious#phan#married fuckers
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trump may be a lying felon and biden a foot away from death but my fellow americans don’t forget to vote for your senators and representatives they’re important!!!
#that’s all i can say#god bless america#debate#debate 2024#presidential debate#no but really please vote#i was here in 2016 i remember!!!#like don’t give up#like please i hate the half asses attitude#‘they suck im not gonna vote’#YOU SHOULD?#the most powerful person in the country and you don’t want to have a say???#since roe was overturned infant mortality in some states have increased 8%#PLUS congress has way more power than you think#why do you think roe hasn’t been made a law? cause this bill is destroyed in congress everytime#plus local governments are huge#you get to decide if your taxes go to schools or libraries or roads#you should care about your community!#vote!!!#also scotus???#those supreme court justices suck we could be stuck in a 6-3 or even 7-2 court for decadessssss#is super likely alito thomas and roberts will step down and trump will just pack the court and rid us of so many civil liberties#like dawg this is serious!!!! I HATE THOSE GUYS
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i hope you guys are NOT voting for ink👎 that fucker is the polar opposite of sexy lets be fr
#im being so serious dont vote for him#vote geno please please please please#genosweep#guys#please#not daily
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Save me mystery trio save me...
They are genuinely the only thing keeping me from losing it. world's most mentally ill group of friends. I genuinely forget they're not canon sometimes and then I get so sad when I remember.
And as a bonus, a mini concept for my big fiddlestan fic. I cant wait to write this scene but first i have to get through so much other shit. I think i'll post the second chapter tomorrow maybe? we'll see.
Im also writing a separate oneshot about Ford meeting a fiddle and stan from an alt universe?? i like how its coming out but idk if anyone would read that....lmk ig??
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#digital art#stanford pines#stanley pines#mullet stan#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#billford#(as a treat)#mystery trio#bill cipher#ooouuughhh ouuhghhgh#oh man oh man#theyre so important to me#i cant sleep bc of them im so serious#i need SO much more mystery trio content in my life please guys pls
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Kintsugi
Y/N and Wade have been married for several years now, and Wade is feeling extra sappy when Y/N announces she's pregnant for the second time with a second little girl. Wade reminisces on how Y/N, a former scientist, was able to save Wade all those years ago from the biggest threat he ever had: himself.
Warning: Lewd language and talk about sex and pregnancy. Reader discretion is advised (this is a Deadpool x Reader...obviously this rating is Mature at minimum...)
The scientist eventually got dressed and went downstairs to search for some food, a little anxious about how she was supposed to tell Ellie about the fact she wasn't going to be an only child anymore. Wade and Y/N's daughter, Ellie, had just turned nine years old and the couple had decided now was a good a time as any to add a new face to the family.
Wade followed her downstairs, his bare feet padding against the floor. "Hey, peanut? You okay?" he asked, noticing her tension. He leaned against the counter, watching as she rummaged through the fridge. "You're thinking about how to break it to Ellie, aren't you?"
"I am, yeah." She nodded pensively, reaching into the fridge and grabbing the whipped cream. She squirted some into her mouth and sighed, then turned back to look for something else in the fridge.
Wade chuckled and shook his head.
"You're really going to use whipped cream as a coping mechanism, huh?"
He pushed off the counter and walked over to her, wrapping his arms around her waist from behind.
"Hey, maybe I can help you come up with a plan. You know, we are married for a reason. Or is that lil ring on that finger worthless now?" Wade joked, holding up his own hand to show his wedding band. It gleamed in the soft sunlight, making Y/N relax slightly upon seeing it.
"You're right, Wade. I'm sorry. I just...I dunno...what if she gets mad? Is all...'waah, you guys are totally ruining my life!' Or something..." The woman found some stuff to make a ham sandwich and grabbed it, setting down the whipped cream in the process. She shut the fridge door with her hip and walked over to the kitchen counter to start assembling her lunch.
Wade's arms tightened around her waist as he leaned in close, his voice taking on a soothing tone.
"Ahahahaha, peanut, you're thinking about this all wrong. Ellie loves us both, and she'll adjust to the new addition just fine. And if she doesn't...well, we'll deal with that when the time comes." He nuzzled her ear. "Besides, I've got a plan. We can make it fun! We can have a family meeting and explain everything together." Wade offered, which made Y/N relax slightly.
"How soon should we do this? We have no idea if it worked today. For all we know, we might have to keep trying to get me pregnant. After all...they taught us in high school that getting pregnant a second time was so much harder than the first time, Wade..." she rambled nervously. Wade gave her a lopsided grin, finding her as adorable as the day they first met.
Wade's grip on her waist relaxed, and he let out a deep sigh. "Yeah, yeah, I know all about the stats and stuff. But we're not gonna worry about that right now. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it." He pulled back and looked at her with a serious expression. "Let's just focus on enjoying this moment for now. We've got our little bundle of kickass growing inside you, and we should be celebrating that! The second addition to the Deadpool family! Hot damn, I'm like Bruce Wayne collecting kids here!" He joked.
"But we don't actually know yet...we only just tried less than an hour ago...what if it didn't take?" She frowned, finally finding making a sandwich. She offered it to him, opting to make another one for just herself if he accepted the lunch. Wade graciously took the sandwich and watched as she grabbed him a plate from the cabinet behind her, giving her a silent 'thank you'. She smiled, then sighed as reality crashed back down onto her.
Wade's face lit up with a mischievous grin as he bit into the sandwich, groaning happily at how good it tasted.
"Ahahahaha, peanut, you're so worried about it not taking that I think we need to celebrate either way," His blue eyes sparkles with amusement as he continued. "Win or lose, we're having fun today. And if it didn't take...well, we'll just have to try again soon, won't we?~"
"I guess you're right. It not working just means more sex for the both of us, huh?" she smiled slightly, working on making her own sandwich quietly. Y/N giggled at how Wade hopped up and down excitedly, his sandwich gripped tightly in his hands.
Wade's eyes lit up with excitement as he nodded enthusiastically. "Oh, hell yeah! More sex is always a good thing in my book. And who knows, maybe we'll get lucky and it'll take on the second try," He chuckled to himself, taking another bite of his sandwich. "But even if not, I'm happy to keep trying...for science."
"Hmm, I think you just miss me and all the hot, raunchy sex we used to have before we became parents, don't you?~" Y/N giggled. "We both became so busy what with you being a dad and becoming more of an anti-hero and me switching jobs to stay at home with El."
Wade's face turned bright red as he coughed, trying to play it cool. "What? No way, peanut! I just...I mean, yeah, okay fine. You're right. Being parents is awesome and all that jazz, but let's be real...we used to have some crazy hot times in the bedroom," He winked at her mischievously. "And I'm not saying we can't get back to those times now that Ellie's getting older."
"So you dig the mom bod?" she asked self-consciously. Wade nodded eagerly.
"Uh, a doy, my little MILF. Of course I dig the mom bod, sugar tits. You always looked bangin' but the way you got all curved up makes me hard as a rock God DAYUM." He flirted, spanking her ass playfully. Y/N yelped, her face turning bright red in response.
"Wade, knock it off..." she laughed, clearly flustered.
"Why should I, pookie bear? I'm just giving you some good ole fashioned Wade Wilson luvins! I wanna make my dear wifey feel better, and what better way than doing what I do best? Being a vulgar and annoying asshole to her?" Wade grinned, the smile almost reminiscent of the Cheshire Cat from Alice In Wonderland. Y/N rolled her eyes, but couldn't help but smile.
"There's that smile, firecracker! I love having such a sexy wife all to myself! Not once have I wanted anyone else as soon as you strutted your way into my life, pretty girl." Wade flirted, lightly spanking his wife's ass again and howling obnoxiously like a wolf. Her eyes sparkled with amusement as she playfully tried to swat at Wade's hand, but he was too quick and continued to tease her. She let out a little squeal of delight as he spanked her ass, feeling a rush of excitement course through her veins.
"Oh, stop it! You're making me blush!" She laughed, trying to maintain a stern expression while secretly enjoying all the attention.
"Nuh uh, no. I vowed to make you feel good today, and that means I gotta get those feels back up to the good status." He whispered, moving behind her and cupping both her breasts. He softly massaged both, feeling her melt slightly against his warm hands.
"That's it, baby. Let me take care of you today. I wanna make today all about you. You've done so much for our family and have always been there for me, even when I was a blabbermouth of a Merc. Yet you always seemed to see the good in me. You remember that talk we had all those years ago? About the kintsugi thing?" He asked, his voice turning to a low rumble as he continued to massage her breasts. She sighed and leaned her back against his chest, relaxing even more as they stood together in the middle of the kitchen. The sunshine illuminated her hair, making it even more shiny as it framed her face just right.
"Yeah, I think so. Something about us fixing each other like the kintsugi concept, yeah?" Y/N asked tentatively. Wade nodded, kissing her neck softly.
"You're a damn good scientist, baby. Never let that go, okay? You always talk big shit about me being an anti-hero now...but you're really the one who deserves more praise. You saved my life. If it wasn't for you, I'd still probably be semi-homeless, addicted to drugs and addicted to meaningless relationships as a merc. You saw someone so genuinely fucked up and decided...'I want that one'. And dammit, I can't lie, your stubbornness really came in handy this time." Wade chuckled softly, a warm smile on his lips. "Plus, that serum you made all those years ago gave me my looks back. Now our daughter has a normal looking dad and never has to know what I looked like before. And yeah, you didn't mind when I was all mutated and cancery, but I did, peanut...I did...cause why would such a goddess like you want anything to do with some freak like me...?" He hid his face against her back. Dammit, he hated being vulnerable, but he knew Y/N needed to know the truth. Over the years he had become a lot more sappy thanks to her.
Her eyes welled up with tears as she felt Wade's words wash over her. She wanted to hold him close, but he continued to hide his face against her back.
"Wade, stop it," She whispered, trying to keep her voice steady. "You're being ridiculous...I loved you then and I love you now. You were never a freak to me...you were always my broken thing of beauty." She smiled softly, feeling a lump form in her throat.
"Oh come on...let's face the music, Y/N. I don't think life would be as good or even as easy if I didn't look like my old self again...you really gave me a whole-ass second chance, babe. You brought me back to life and screamed in my face 'YOU MATTER' until eventually you got me believing it, too. That's damn impressive if you ask me. You...managed to fix the Merc With A Mouth." Wade moved to stand in front of her and cupped both her cheeks with his hands, causing her to look up at him and set down her sandwich on the counter.
Y/N's eyes sparkled with tears as she looked up at Wade, her voice barely above a whisper.* "You're making me cry again, dammit," She whispered, her voice trembling with emotion.
"But you know what? I don't care. Because when I look at you...I see the man I fell in love with. The one who was broken and lost, but still had so much heart. And that's what I fixed...not just your face." She smiled softly, wiping away a tear from the corner of her eye.
"How the hell did a devil like me get an angel like you, sweet stuff?" Wade laughed, voice heavy with emotion. Damn, now HE wanted to cry a little. Fuck, being a husband and father had made him go soft. Whatever, it's not like he needed to be overly cocky at the moment, anyways.
"You're no devil. You just needed someone to talk to. Someone to actually listen to the shit you were saying. I don't think anyone did before, did they?" Y/N asked softly, and Wade nodded.
"When you're a merc like I was, talk was kinda cheap in the grand scheme of things, ya know? But well, surprisingly I'm happy I decided to become less of a mercenary and more of an anti-hero. Maybe the Avengers will finally take me on, yeah?" His blue eyes shined with hope as he looked at her. She smiled warmly at him and reached up to ruffle his fluffy brown hair.
"Wade, they would be lucky to have a guy like you on their team." Y/N said.
The couple embraced, swaying slowly in the middle of the kitchen. They were happy, and that's all that really mattered in the end.
#deadpool fluff#deadpool fanfiction#deadpool x y/n#deadpool x reader#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson x reader#wade wilson#meow sobbing#this one honestly made me cry while writing it guys#i am being so serious right now#please enjoy because im real proud of this one
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don’t think you understand just how feral I get whenever i see butch wolverine fanart like im gnawing at the bars of my cage right now
#like ITS SO GOOD hello#im going insane#artists are hansoeii and yuis-art its in the images but ill put them in tags too#i beg every day i find more#if u guys draw or see butch wolverine fanart ping me im so serious#wolverine#wolverine fanart#fanart#not mine obviously#please go look at the artists theyre both so good#eating so good everytime they draw bc theyre so good#just wanted to post this so ppl can see the beauty of butch wolverine fanart side by side#RAH im feral over her holy shit#shoutout artists i love your work so bad RAH#beautiful art#beautiful fanart#these people are so talented its insane#LOOK AT HER#holy shit im like#frothing at the mouth over a drawing im insane
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VARIOUS FANDOM DUMP 💥💥💥
Does anybody on here care about street fighter or punch out 💔💔💔
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 soldier#punch out#little mac#king hippo#glass joe#street fighter#ryu street fighter#guys please does anybody like streefighter i need content#im so serious
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will never understand how people get genuinely angry over people’s views on fictional skeletons (primarily on aspects that don’t matter). cause like. that’s basically just someone’s oc. that oc’s creator has drawn that oc doing what you’re upset other people are drawing them doing. you are defending someone’s oc from something that does not matter. i can bet you a billion bucks if you went to the creator of your blorbo they would not get mad at whatever you’re upset about. they’d go “such is life” and go smoke a cigarette or something. depending on who you’re thinking about there’s a chance they’ve literally said before that they really don’t care. and neither should you
#I cannot emphasize this enough#this isnt?? me justifying like weird shit?????#or anything like that#rather please pls pls don’t fill my dash up with ‘nobody gets XYZ and you all are terrible people because-‘ come on guys#this isn’t targeted btw#just generally#it is never that serious i can promise you#utmv#sans undertale#you’re allowed to be upset/frustrated btw??? i get pissy all the time#but like i dont post that other people#are the devil just cause i don’t like the grr alpha male cross sans portrayal#i talk abt pet peeves sure but like i don’t say other people are terrible for enjoying that#you live your life ill live mine yanno#im on so many drugs (prescribed ones)#and hardly got sleep last night#sooooo#might not be the most eloquent thing I’ve ever said
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im ready to say fuck it and make a loscar smau because I need more loscar in my life and its to help me and my fellow loscar girlies for the inevitable
#guys im serious#i will do this#just someone has to give me a good reason to#someone give me a song title so I can base it off of that#please please please#formula 1#f1#formula one#logan sargeant#oscar piastri 81#oscar piastri#loscar#op81#ls2#f1 smau
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do your part and vote hamato leonardo in the @cringefaillosersummit ‼️
#PLEASE I BEG#THERE WERE SO MANY OTHER CLIPS I COULDVE USED BUT I DIDNT HAVE THE SPACE LMAO#plus my phone was about to explode#but omg guys im so serious i belive in us we can do jt#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#hamato leonardo#rottmnt edit#tally creates
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paul when darrel
#GUYS IM BEING SO SERIOUS I NEED PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH PLEASE#paul holden#darry curtis#darrel curtis#the outsiders musical#the outsiders#parry#paul holden x darry curtis#darry curtis x paul holden
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The fact Joe's name comes up in the conversation of Ming and Tong though. Ming knows about his role when he's talking with Tong. And Ming kinda supports it. And you tell me he didn't care. Tell me. People don't see him they way I see him.
YOU GET IT NONNIE ಥ_ಥ
also we have to take into account that ming knows about joe's role in a conversation with tong AFTER tong finds out his brother in law fucking his stuntman and seems to be not so happy about it (as if ming gives any fucks really).
i promise you nonnie i will make that gifset for the scene where ming said 'why didn't you tell me you got to play an important scene'. BECAUSE THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE.
no... but like the way ming was like 'why would i be mad at you'... this kid does not give a fuck of the inner politics of this acting agency (even if it has to do with his brother in law lmao)
ming even teases joe about being a celeb soon like joe's colleagues even though the role joe had received for the next project was just a supporting role.
#claire replies#mingjoe#my stand in#my stand in the series#and all this will come crumbling down in ep 4 in this essay i- [gunshots]#please im TRYING VERY HARD TO BE STRONG NOT TO SPOIL BUT YOU MAKE IT SO HARD FOR ME ANON#but yea the point is ming somewhat cares#he's not... blindly in love with tong imho... he's just stubborn with his first crush/unrequited love#and ming being indenial of his growing attraction to the guy he initially thought to just be a temporary substitute for his actual crush#he cares but he just doesnt want to admit it. doesnt want to say they're boyfriends#and in a way you can also interpret it as ming not wanting joe to be so serious serious abt this exclusive situationship for the time being#msi thoughts
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has anyone ever written a spider-man au newtmas before? no one? oh boy
#GUYS. THIS IS A SERIOUS NEED#i cant believe its nonexistent#i mean#thomas gives SO much spiderman vibes#and newt and gwen stacy has nearly the same personality#im not even talking about their faces. they look like twins holy shit#emma stone and thomas brodie sangster look so much alike#its just crazy atp#the maze runner#tmr newt#tmr thomas#newtmas#spider man#spider man au#please??
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ok but "i need you" is actually so monumental. bc it's never been said before!! yes it was implied in basically all of their interaction just how much they needed each other, but aziraphale never said it out loud before. and this is the aziraphale who just four years ago, which is VERY little for immortals, said "i dont even like you". he has changed so much in those 4 years while he wasn't under heaven's thumb and i genuinely can't help but be proud of him for finally being brave enough to express just how much he needs crowley.
#i love him so so os much its insane i will defend him to the ends of the earth im so serious#he felt literally just as rejected as crowley if not even more can you guys PLEASE stop being dickheads and use ur critical thinking skills#for a minute?? he literally did not do a single thing wrong and im being dead serious abt that#good omens#good omens s2#aziraphale#crowley#azicrow#inefabble husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens season 2
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