#guy rich

[big-city-times]

tbh seymour smooth should be here too. now that i think about it

[kari-a-la-tari]

Heyo heyooo, I just wanna show my favorite frames from the show hehe

Aka dilated eyes and confused looks my beloved 💕 yes like PLEASE be unhinged >:D

Also ignore how long I’ve been gone pls hhhhhhh

[bunny-carrothunter]

Subjecting you all again to my Guy Rich as an actual villain and Mr Big-Guy Rich rivalry AU because no one else will love this fake aaa cowboy as much as me. Pls pls this man deserved to be a cheeky lil shit and Mr Big needed an ACTUAL rival (thrown in Leslie dealing with two idiots trying to one-up each other in over sized ego contests).

[str4wberrycupid]

You walk into the Villain Rec Room, late to the party because of some villainous scheme of yours gone awry, and...

find everyone gathered on the dance floor sitting crisscross-apple-sauce. TwoBrains is in the center, gesturing for you to hurry up and join them. As you slide into place between Doc and Captain Tangent, you notice a bottle in the center. "Alrighty, then. Now that everybody's settled, let's give this baby a spin," D2B says, whiskers twitching excitedly. "Remember-" his expression turns mischievous and he wiggles his eyebrows, "we're playing villain-style. Anything goes." The crowd agrees. He turns his attention to you. "Since you interrupted, you're starting us off," he says, tossing the bottle to you. If you consent, choose a number between 1-12 and see who you're smoochin'! (Or, if this type of game makes you uncomfy, just read through the kiss headcanons and imagine your OTPs hehe)

Butcher He's a simple (and somewhat bashful) man who loves a good ol' fashioned cheek smooch. He gives you a kiss on the cheek.

Dr. TwoBrains Partially because his queer ass likes to be a little scandalous, and partly because he's a mousie at heart, you get a nip-kiss on the neck. Bitesyoubitesyoubitesyou >:)

Captain Tangent He's embarrassed and launches into a monologue about the history of kissing to try and delay the moment. After some egging on from the others, though, he gives you a little smooch on the back of your hand :3

Invisibill You look around and don't notice him in the crowd....? That is until he turns visible out of nowhere and peppers your face with a million enthusiastic little kisses.

Ms. Question "Is there something you want?" >:3c She's not gonna kiss you until you answer her question~

Glen Brags to you about his kissing skills before performing the worst attempt at kissing the world has ever witnessed. ALTERNATIVELY,,, He gives you a hickey-kiss, because he's a little obsessive (in a sweet way) about you and wants to leave his mark while he has the chance.

Lady Redundant Woman Eskimo kisses you. The fact that her powers come from her nose makes letting you touch her nose more intimate in a strange way. She must really like you!

Whammer WHAMS his face into you. Ouch.

Chuck The blushing mess of a sandwich gives you a simple, chaste kiss on the lips. ✨chu✨

Amazing Rope Guy Somehow his lips are both wet and chapped at the same time,,,,

Nocan the Contrarian "Kiss? NO! NOT KISS!!!" After the others use some backwards-language on him, he ends up giving you a rough, quick, and fond kiss on the forehead.

Guy Rich He pulls you in sweetly, dips you like a dancer, and gives you a romantic smooch that's just like something out of the movies. Smooth.

[thesecretingredientislove]

Last Team Standing Tournament (round one)!

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[nyxi-pixie]

'wah wah everywhere is falling to the right wing the whole world is doomed' literally like 6 months ago we were talking about how there was a trend in countries getting rid of their right wing governments. poland at the end of last year, france voted in a unified centre left/left alliance, even the UK finally got rid of the tories after 15 years (right wing splitting be damned, it still happened). outside of europe, bangladesh removed a dictator in like 2 seconds, india may have reelected their Evil Guy but on a DISTINCTLY reduced majority, theres been queer rights successes in thailand, with gay marriage set to be legal by 2025, and thereve been positive court cases on it in japan. and this is just stuff i vaguely remember hearing about. im sure theres more if you care to look for anything aside from more reasons to make yourself miserable

the US has a distinct effect on everyone, so this won't be fun for anyone (least of all its population. sorry guys), and there ARE a lot of people sliding into right wing extremism, but presenting this like its an unchallenged worldwide phenomenon is inaccurate, its damagingly bleak, and all it does is encourage despair and apathy. you DO have political power, and you shouldnt forget that just because of bad election results and the media's desperation to make you lose hope

[cadillacjohnf1]

in case anyone was thinking about feeling sorry for that CEO

[grungesniper]

Tfw you realize the bourgeoisie are not human.

[cornkernelle]

During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!

[nelsaqift]

shoutout horrific necktie. never once offered useful or even adequate advice and actively tried to make things worse. amazing

[egophiliac]

bring your son to work day

[backofthebookshelf]

I know I'm a week late but I do think people are misunderstanding the point of the Anthony Bourdain quote about Kissinger

The point was never "Anthony Bourdain has good politics and is an unproblematic fave," the point is that even someone with mainstream liberalish politics who goes to Cambodia for a food tour - a, let's be honest, very bougie type of trip to be part of your job - and has a basic understanding of history and a bare minimum of human decency can come away from that bougie food tour wanting to murder Henry Kissinger with their bare hands. The point is that Henry Kissinger fucked up this country so bad the only reason he wasn't lynched decades ago is because it's on the opposite side of the world and the people who were in proximity to him never really saw what it was. The point is that if we could see firsthand what our First World politics do to the Third World we would understand that monsters walk among us and it's a cultural failing that we let them die at home at 100 years old surrounded by their friends and family.

[bunny-carrothunter]

I think I enjoy this prompt more than I probably should. Guy Rich being a charmer flirt with Leslie to get under Big’s skin (intentional or not) will never not be funny to me. 👠🐎💸

NOT MY ART. Commission done by the lovely and talented @/kiimonoda on IG. Her work is amazing!!<3

(On Insta)

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"How come there's no multi-war chess?"

Tim looked up at the entity that had been haunting him for the past few weeks now, "What does that even mean?"

"You know how chess is basically a game about two kingdoms going to war with eachother?" The being asked, his white gloves gesturing about lazily, "well wouldn't it make sense for chess competitions to make the players go into the next round with only the pieces that "survived" the last war? It would be more interesting."

Danny smirked as he watched Mr. Drakes mind whirring at all the new strategies and potential. Comforted in the knowledge that Mr. Drake wasn't going to get much paperwork done tonight, let alone have time to work on his project for the competition, Danny let himself vanish from the other boys office.

All he needed to do was keep distracting Tim from the competition and that prize was all Tuckers.

He just prayed Sam didn't find out he was doing this or that he was getting chased around by bats every other night or else she'd kill him the rest of the way

[thesecretingredientislove]

Last Team Standing Tournament: round three!