#gurr persona

[mitochondria-larson]

Suddenly remembered I had this gem saved in my phone

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

More Persona 4! We've gotten speedrun Adachi link so I've made a Gurr

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Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of September 24 - 30, 2017

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LIBBY JUJU (September 23 – October 22)

When you follow up about a certain opportunity this week, that shit is gonna be tricky. You don’t want to overtly say, “remember that thing you were supposed to give me? Where is it?” Whatchu wanna do is check in in a way that is courteous and nice, therefore, making them feel like you’re doing your due diligence but at the same time, you’re not being an asshole about it. Cool? =====

SCORPIES (October 23 – November 21)

You’ll be traipsing through this week with absolutely no idea whatchu doin. And hey, usually that would freak you out but not this time. You’re in such a daze about an upcoming event that you’d rather not riddle your brain with mind clutter. Although this isn’t like you, the reality is that yo ass could use a break from all that intense “worry about everything” mode. =====

SAGITTICARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

You’re a bit bipolar this week. Certain events in your life has caused you to keep switching from one persona to another as a form of adapting to your surroundings. Other people wouldn’t be able to handle such a task (looking at chu, VIRGO!) but you see the personality back-and-forth as another way to express your penchant for roleplay (let’s face it). =====

CAPRICORN-ON-THE-COB (December 22 – January 19)

There’s a bit of a clusterfuck on the horizon set to whoop yo ass this week. I’m not telling you this so you can prepare to face it and control it. I’m giving you the heads up because, you won’t be able to contain this one. How you react when the shitshow hits the fan will be the true test of your character. The key is learning how to embrace the unexpected and knowing that you can’t fix everything. =====

AQUEERIUS (January 20 – February 18)

There is a tug-of-war happening between your strong analytical side and the allure of the mysticism that exists in your environment this week. The more you try to figure out what the fuck is happening in your neighb, the more frustrated you’ll become. Whatever’s transpiring around you does not need to be figured out. It just needs to be enjoyed. =====

PI-SHEESH (February 19 – March 20)

This is not the time to be adjusting your truth just so other bitches can feel better about themselves. You want to be as clear as possible when you’re making your wishes known to the universe. There’s so much clutter out there that any attempt to blend in so you’re not offending anybody will make you completely forgettable. Be truthful about your personal story and be loud when you’re speaking it. =====

ARIES IS BURNING (March 21 – April 19)

A certain event you’re used to going won’t be so enjoyable this year. Things have changed, gurl. Nostalgia has affected your expectations and the more yo ass clings to the past, the more disappointed you’ll become. This is the time to look at this event with fresh eyes. Rather than being tethered to the what’s been done, why not focus on creating new memories this time around? =====

TAURY SPELLING (April 20 – May 20)

Your Compassion Activity Meter is at an all-time low. I think certain events in your life has hardened you - and not in a good way, gurr. It’s possible that you’re forgetting your purpose on this earth and it’s causing an unfortunate chain of events to unfold where it’s kicking yo ass at every turn. It’s time to make peace with Karma before she writes you off as some busted queen. =====

GEM IS EXCITEMENT (May 21 – June 21)

As the queen of bullshit, you can usually see BS from afar. This week, there is so much clutter in your midst that it’s not as easy to figure out who’s being for real and who’s trying to sell you a watch from a sketchy trench coat. Look, all it is is that your processes in unveiling the truth will be a bit slower than usual. You can still get the T; it’s just gonna take some time, gurl. =====

KUH-KUH-KUH-CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Trying to analyze a certain bitch’s unique lingo will be a true test of patience. But it’s all worth it, queen! The more you try to figure this other ho out, the wider your brain will expand to accommodate all this new knowledge you’re acquiring by the minute. Whether or not you are successful in decoding this gurl’s spoken word, rest assured that the exercise alone has proven that you’re a patient and persistent muthafucka. =====

LEO MCQUEEN (July 23 – August 22)

You were doing just fine until another ho came atchu a certain way, making comments about your future plans and shit. She’s just being like that because she don’t have the luxury to be thinking about her future. Certain events in life have caused her to feel stuck in her present. What this gurl needs isn’t resistance. This bitch needs some muthafucking compassion. =====

VIRGO/BEYONCÉ (August 23 – September 22)

When an opportunity doesn’t work out the way you want it to, expect a temper tantrum on your part. As long as you’re not accidentally hitting innocent bystanders / elderly, feel free to go all extra and then some. But make it quick, tho. Another adventure awaits and this one is so much fucking better than that other one you were obsessing about. =====

(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!

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Any good suggestions for a male persona for the Hanged Man arcana? How about for Hunger? Looking for alternatives for AUs.

I must admit that I’m lacking in entries for both of them. Hunger, in special, as it is an exclusive Arcana for P4G.

Canonically, we have the following suitable Personae for the Hanged Man:

Attis

Chernobog

Take-Minakata

Ubelluris

Vasuki

Yatsufusa

And for the Hunger Arcana:

Chernobog

Gurr

Seiten Taisei

Take-Minakata

(please note that the links in italic are from the queue, but I can post them now if you want)

I’ve also made the following non-canon for both arcana:

Diarmuid

Dismas

Fafnir

Icarus

Lham Dearg

Marrok

If you would like anything more specific, please let me know.

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All The New Albums Coming Out In April 2019

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All The New Albums Coming Out In April 2019

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Keeping track of all the new albums coming out in a devoted month is a big task, but we’re up for it: Below is a comprehensive list of the major releases you are able to look forward to in April. If you’re not trying to potentially miss out on anything, it might be a good notion to keep reading.

Friday, April 5

& More — Ethel Bobcat( D-Tone Victorious/ nicethingsMUSIC) Ages And Ages — Me You They We( Needle and Thread Records) Alma — Have You Seen Her?( PME) Andromo& Iain Howie — Just Stay EP( Rainforest Music) Big Eyes — Streets Of The Lost( Greenway Records) BLACKPINK — Kill This Love EP( YG Entertainment) Bogdan Raczynski — Rave’ Till You Cry( Disciples) Brass Box — The Cathedral( Dune Altar) The Brave — Aura( UNFD) Brooks& Dunn — Reboot( Arista Nashville) Bryce Dessner( of The National) — El Chan( Deutsche Grammophon) bulow — Crystalline EP( Wax Records/ Republic) Callum Easter — Here Or Nowhere( Lost Map Records) Cassia — Replica( Distiller Records) Cherry Pickles — Cherry Pickles Will Harden Your Nipples( PNKSLM Recordings) Christian Loffler — Graal( Prologue)( Ki Records) Circa Waves — What It’s Like Over There?( Prolifica Inc .) Cities Of Mars — The Horologist( Ripple Music) Cocaine Piss — Passionate& Tragic( Hypertension Records) Conjurer — Sigils( 1126252 Records DK2) Crown Of Autumn — Byzantine Horizons( My Kingdom Music) Datura4 — Blessed is The Boogie( Alive Naturalsound Records) David Berkman — Six Of One( Palmetto Records) Don Felder — American Rock’ n’ Roll( BMG Rights Management( US) LLC) The Drums — Brutalism( ANTI -) Evan Greer — She/ Her/ They/ Them( Don Giovanni Records) Flying Fish Cove — At Moonset( Darla Records) Foie Gras — Holy Hell EP( Yellow Year Records) Girl On Grass — Dirty Power( September Gurl Music) Girli — Odd One Out( Virgin EMI Records) GRiZ — Ride Waves( self-released) Gurr — She Says EP( AWAL/ Rough Trade) Hannah Grace — The Bed You Attained EP( Never Fade Records) I Know Leopard — Love Is A Landmine( Ivy League Records) Idlewild — Interview Music( Empty Words) Jackie Venson — JOY( Big Indie Records) Jai Wolf — The Remedy To Loneliness( Mom+ Pop) Jaw — The Ceiling( self-released) Jelly Boy — Everybody Is A Universe EP( Cannibal Hymns) Jimbo Mathus — Incinerator( Big Legal Mess Records) John Vanderslice — The Cedars( Native Cat Recordings) Jonathan Larson — The Jonathan Larson Project( Ghostlight Records) Justin Wright — Music For Staying Warm( First Terrace Records) Kendrick Scott Oracle — A Wall Becomes A Bridge( Blue Note Records) Khalid — Free Spirit( RCA) Khotin — Beautiful You( self-released) Kiefer — Bridges( Stone Throw Records) The Infamous Stringdusters — Rise Sun( Time Tape Records) L’Imperatrice — Matahari( Microqlima) Lady Lamb — Even In The Tremor( Ba Da Bing) Larry “Ratso” Sloman — Stubborn Heart( Lucky Number) Mana — Seven Steps Behind( Hyperdub) Mark de Clive-Lowe — Heritage II( Ropeadope) Matt Maeson — Bank On The Funeral( Neon Gold/ Atlantic Records) Mike Mains& The Branches — When We Were In Love( Tooth and Nail) Molly Turtle — When You’re Ready( Compass Records) Night School — Disappear Here( Graveface Records) Partner — Saturday The 14 th EP( You’ve Changed Records) The Prescriptions — Hollywood Gold( Single Lock Records) Priests — The Seduction Of Kansas( Sister Polygon Records) Pup — Morbid Stuff( Rise Records/ BMG) Reba McEntire — Stronger Than The Truth( Big Machine) Rescue Ranger — Divisive( Klonosphere/ Season Of Mist/ Cargo Records UK) Rod Melancon — Pinkville( Blue Elan Records) Rose Elinor Dougall — A New Illusion( Vermillion) Rose Of The West — Rose Of The West( Communicating Vessels) Rozi Plain( of This is The Kit) — What A Boost( Memphis Industry) Sara Bareilles — Amidst The Chaos( Epic Records) Savoir Adore — Full Bloom( Nettwerk Records) Sego — Sego Sucks( Roll Call Records) Shana Cleveland — Night Of The Worm Moon( Hardly Art) Sharkmuffin — Gamma Gardening EP( Exploding In Sound Records) Spoony Bard — Old Friends( self-released) The Suitcase Junket — Mean Dog, Trampoline( Signature Sounds) Swimming Bell — Wild Sight( Adventure Records) Tayla Parx — We Require To Talk( Atlantic Records) Tyler Ramsey( of Band Of Horses) — For The Morning( Fantasy) Uncle Meg — Butterfly EP( Yellow Year Records) Weyes Blood — Titanic Rising( Sub Pop) Whispering Sons — Image( self-released) Yarrow — A Mild Circus EP( Get Better Records)

Friday, April 12

Aaron Lewis — State I’m In( Valory Music) ALL TVVINS — Just To Exist( Faction Records) All Your Sisters — Trust Ruins( The Flenser) Anderson. Paak — Ventura( Aftermath Entertainment) Astrid — Fall, Stand, Dance( AED Records) Band Of Skulls — Love Is All You Love( So Recordings) Bar Of Gold — Shelters( Equal Vision Records) Beat Music — Beat Music! Beat Music! Beat Music!( Motema Music) Bibio — Ribbons( Warp) Big Business — The Beast You Are( Joyful Noise Recordings) Big Search — Slow Fascination( 30 th Century Records) Black Flower — Future Flora( Sdban Records) Broken Social Scene — Let’s Try The After — Vol 2 EP( Arts& Crafts Records) Bruce Hornsby — Absolute Zero( Zappo Productions/ Thirty Tigers) BTS — Map Of The Soul: Persona( Big Hit Entertainment) The Budos Band — V( Daptone) The Chemical Brothers — No Geography( Astralwerks) The Cradle — The Glare Of Success( NNA Tapes) Cris Jacobs — Color Where You Are( Blue Rose Music) Damien Jurado — In The Shape Of A Storm( Mama Bird Recording Co .) Eli “Paperboy” Reed — 99 Penny Dreams( self-released) Emily Reo — Merely You Can Insure It( Carpark Records) Eric Reed — Everybody Gets The Blues( Smoke Sessions Records) Escort — City Life( Escort Records) Fontaines D.C. — Dogrel( Partisan Records) Glen Hansard — The Wild Willing( ANTI- Records) Run Cosmic — Sideways In Time( Kozmik Artifactz) Gretchen Pleuss — Daughter Of The Broader Skies( Sun Pedal Recordings) Jess Ribeiro — Love Hate( Barely Garmented Records/ Remote Control Records) John Paul White( of The Civil Wars) — The Hurting Kind( Single Lock Records) Junodream — Terrible Things That Could Happen EP( self-released) Khalid — Free Spirit( RCA) The Leisure Society — Arrivals& Departures( run Drain Records) Lloyd — Black Haze( Flipside Recordings) Lowly — Hifalutin() LSD( Sia, Diplo, and Labrinth) — Labrinth, Sia& Diplo Present … LSD( Columbia) Melby — VCR( Rama Lama Records) Melissa Etheridge — The Medicine Show( Concord Records) MONKEY3 — Sphere( Napalm Records) Native Harrow — Happier Now( Different Time Records) NUMENOREAN — Adore( Season of Mist) Odonis Odonis — Reaction EP( Felte) Pixel Grip — Heavy Handed( Feeltrip Records) Reese McHenry — No Dados( Suah Sounds) Shovels& Rope — By Blood( Dualtone) Sophie Auster — Next Time( BMG Music) Tellavision — Add Land( Faux) Theories — Vessel( Corpse Flower Records) Thomas Henley — Epoque EP( Pan European Recording) Through The Noise — Dualism( Eclipse Records) Yours Truly — Afterglow EP( UNFD) Zvi — Deer Pink( Nefarious Industries)

Friday, April 19

Angelique Kidjo — Celia( Verve/ Universal Music France) Ann My Dice — Thorn EP( Profane Records) Anna Tivel — The Question( Fluff& Gravy Records) Beauty Queen — Out Of Touch EP( Sleep Well Records) Bells Atlas — The Mystic( Tender Loving Empire) Bernard Fowler( of Rolling Stones) — Inside Out( Eagle Records) Cage The Elephant — Social Cues( RCA Records) Countless Goodbyes — Cycles( Inverse Records) The Cringe — Everywhere You’ve Never Been( Silver Lining Music) Daniel Norgren — Wooh Dang( Superpuma Records) Diane Coffee — Internet Arms( Polyvinyl Records) Drugdealer — Raw Honey( Mexican Summer) Faith Eliott — Impossible Bodies( OK Pal) Fat White Family — Serfs Up!( Domino Records) Field Medic — Fade Into The Dawn( Run For Cover Records) Flaural — Postponement( Staycation Records) Gus Dapperton — Where Polly People Go To Read( AWAL) Heart Attack — Fake Blood( You Did This/ Triple Crown Records) Heather Woods Broderick — Invitation( Western Vinyl) Heavy As Texas — Heavy As Texas( Crunchy Western Records) The Hot Sardines — Welcome Home, Bon Voyage( Eleven Records) Jade Bird — Jade Bird( Glassnote Records) JOHNNYSWIM — Moonlight( BMG Rights Management( US) LLC) Jonatha Brooke — Imposter EP( Bad Dog Records) Kelsey Lu — Blood( Columbia Records) Kinbrae — Landforms( Truant Recordings) Lizzo — Cuz I Love You( Nice Life/ Atlantic) Lovers Leap — Lovers Leap EP( Moon Loof Recordings) Loyle Carner — Not Waving But Drowning( AMF Records) Maren Celest — I Insured The Sun( Candor Arts) Mark Peters — New Routes Out Of Innerland( Sonic Cathedral) Mitch Woods — A Tip Of The Hat To Fats( Blind Pig Records) The O’Jays — The Last Word( SC1/ S-Curve) Pamplemousse — High Strung( A Tant Rever du Roi) Peggy Gou — Moment EP( Gudu Records) Polly Gibbons — All I Can Do( Resonance Records) Raffi — Motivational Songs( Troubadour Music/ Universal Music Canada) Russ Tolman — Goodbye El Dorado( Lost) Sabbath Assembly — A Letter Of Red( Svart Records) Sad Planets( Patrick Carney and John Petkovic) — Akron( Tee Pee Records) Sarah Mary Chadwick — The Queen Who Stole The Sky( Rice Is Nice Records) Seaway — Fresh Produce( Pure Noise Records) Shotgun Sawyer — Bury The Hatchet( Ripple Music) Stealing Sheep — Big Wows( Heavenly Recordings) Tech N9ne — N9NA( Strange Music) The Tallest Man on Earth — I Love You. It’s A Fever Dream.( River/ Birds Records) TR/ST — The Destroyer — 1( Grouch) Tripsitter — The Other Side Of Sadness( Prosthetic Records) Wand — Chuckling Matter( Drag City) Wargirl — Wargirl( Clouds Hill) Yes We Mystic — Ten Seated Figures( DevilDuck Records) Your Heart Breaks — Drone Butch Blues( SofaBurn)

Friday, April 26

AJR — Neotheater( Warner Bros. Records) Alan Parsons — The Secret( Frontiers) Aldous Harding — Designer( 4AD) Amon Tobin — Fear In A Handful Of Dust( Nomark) Aries — Juramento Mantarraya( K. Records) Bailen — Thrilled To Be Here( Fantasy Records) Bear’s Den — So That You Might Hear Me( Rounder Records) Black Zone Magick Chant — Voyage Sacrifice( Shelter Press) Catfish And The Bottlemen — The Balance( Island Records) Chelou — Out Of Sight( Concrete Dog) Claude Fontaine — Claude Fontaine( Innovative Leisure) Craig Finn( of The Holy Steady) — I Require A New War( Partisan Records) The Cranberries — In The Aim( BMG) The Damned Things — High Crimes( Nuclear Blast) Danko Jones — A Rock Supreme( M-Theory Audio) Delsbo Beach Club — A Burger In Akersberga EP( Rama Lama) DJ Nate — Take Off Mode( Planet Mu) Dub Trio — The Shape Of Dub To Come( New Damage Records) Ezra Collective — You Can’t Steal My Joy( Enter The Jungle) Foxygen — Find Other People( Jagjaguwar) George Benson — Walking To New Orleans( Provogue Records) The Get ahead — Deepest Illuminate( Jullian Records) Guide By Voices — Warp And Woof( Rockathon Records) Hannah Cohen — Welcome Home( Bella Union) Hembree — House On Fire( Thirty Tigers) Hillsong United — People( Hillsong) In The Valley Below — The Pink Chateau( Bright Antenna Records) JJ Cale — Remain Around( Because Music) Jackie Mendoza — LuvHz EP( Luminelle) Josefin Ohrn+ The Liberation — Sacred Dreams( Rocket Recordings) Josh Ritter — Fever Breaks( Pytheas Recordings/ Thirty Tigers) Justin Moore — Late Nights And Longnecks( Walkie Talkie Records) Kelly Finnigan — The Tales People Tell( Colemine Records) Kevin Morby — Oh My God( Dead Ocean) Kiefer Sutherland — Reckless& Me( BMG) King Gizzard& The Lizard Wizard — Fishing For Fishies( ATO/ Fightless Records) Lamb — The Secret Of Letting Go( Cooking Vinyl) Local Natives — Violet Street( Loma Vista Recordings) Lonely Robot — Under Stars( Inside Out) Lord Dying — Mysterium Tremendum( Entertainment One) Maddie& Tae — One Heart To Another EP( Dot Records) Marina — LOVE+ FEAR( Atlantic) Marissa Nadler And Stephen Brodsky — Droneflower( Sacred Bones) The Mountain Goats — In League With Dragons( Merge Records) Nancy Kelly — Remembering Mark Murphy( Subcat Records) New Years Day — Unbreakable( RED Music) Nick Murphy( fka Chet Faker) — Run Fast Sleep Naked( Downtown/ Future Classic/ Opulent) Nils Lofgren — Blue With Lou( Cattle Track Road Records) OLSSON — Tropical Cologne( Universal Sweden) Otoboke Beaver — Itekoma Hits!( Damnably) Rodrigo y Gabriela — Mettavolution( ATO Records) Peakes — Absent In Person EP( Practise Music) Peter Doherty& The Puta Madres — Peter Doherty& The Puta Madres( City Slang) The Pilgrim — Walking Into The Forest( Heavy Psych Sounds) Pure Bathing Culture — Night Pass( Infinite Companion) Radical Face — Therapy EP( Bear Machine) Sid Le Rock — Scenic Route( Hafendisko) SOAK — Grim Town( Rough Trade Records) Spotlights — Love& Decay( Ipecac) The Story Changes — To Hell With This Delicate Equation( Magnaphone Records) Sublime With Rome — Blessings( 5 Music/ RED MUSIC) SUNN O ))) — Life Metal( Southern Lord) Teen Daze — Bioluminescence( FLORA) Tiny Fighter — Tell Me EP( Bay Terrace Records) Trade Wind — Certain Freedoms( Other People Records) Walker Lukens — Adult( Modern Outsider) The Well — Death And Consolation( RidingEasy Records) Winnetka Bowling League — Cloudy With A Chance Of Sun EP( RCA Records) Your Heart Breaks — Drone Butch Blues( SofaBurn)

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En Algeciras fue neutralizado un artefacto explosivo sembrado por la guerrilla - Extra Bucaramanga

En Algeciras fue neutralizado un artefacto explosivo sembrado por la guerrilla – Extra Bucaramanga

En Algeciras fue neutralizado un artefacto explosivo sembrado por la guerrillaExtra BucaramangaEstas personas hacían parte de la estructura criminal que lidera alias 'El Gurre', cabecilla de la Compañía Héroes de Taraza. La presencia de elementos extraños en el área rural, ha alertado a la comunidad que de inmediato ha dado aviso a la Fuerza …and more »

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Horoscopes by Gil Hizon - Week of May 7-13, 2017

Nancy Drew Presents: The Case of the Spilled T

TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

We rely on yo ass to be our rock and foundation and you’ve gotten used to that role. This week, it’s gonna be difficult for you to maintain a strong facade as you deal with shit from your past. Listen, queen. We are thankful for you for being our stalwart protector, but we are doing fine this week. Feel free to lean on us for a change! =====

GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

So, your old ways of doing things ain’t gonna cut it anymore. It’s time for you -- and I’ll probably regret saying this -- to try on a different persona! Time’s a changin’, queen, and there were things in your life that didn’t seem crucial before, but now they iz. And don’t worry if this new identity seems shaky at first. Once you’re comfortable in your new skin, you’ll be sure to kick ass. =====

CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

As you set out into your new adventure this week, you’re in the mood to try something new by breaking free from the chains of your past a la Carnie, Chynna and Wendy (or Arianna Grande, for you fucking millenials out there). This is quite a bold move for you and something you’ve been needing to do for a while. But here’s the thing. The lessons of your past will always be a part of yo ass. In the end, that’s what matters. =====

LEO (July 23 – August 22)

You are in social butterfly mode this week... it must be something you ate. Regardless, just because you’re in the mood to get to know as many people as you can doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen the way you want it to. Your brain will only be able to hold so much personal information about the bitches you’ll meet. You bettah pick your best three hos to get to know. The rest will just be your fans. =====

VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

The future seems hella appealing to you right now and gurl, I don’t blame you, ‘coz you’ve been through some deep, psychological shit, whether it’s been broughten upon you by your life, your career, or even your pets. But gurl, the future you’re perceiving right now may not be the future you’ll get. You must figure out a way to make the present work for you so whatever the future brings, it won’t fucking matter. =====

LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

This is the week where all your shit, all the things you’ve been worrying about, will snap into focus. It’s like all of a sudden, errbody’s moving slow and you can see and hear errvything. This is the time to be taking advantage of this power. Get your shit done -- no dilly-dally, queen! -- before the world goes back into its normal state. =====

SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Being pulled in two different directions is only fun when two hotties are the ones doing the pulling. This week, a part of you wants to be in the center of the spotlight, while another part just wants to get away from it all. Is it possible to find a compromise between the two? Well, gurl. If you surround yourself with the right people (be as picky as you want), you can be alone and loved at the same ass time. =====

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Now that you’ve conquered a major obstacle, you will need to prepare yourself even more, as the shitshows and clusterfucks will get harder and harder from here on out. As you keep going, there will be a part of you who will want to give up. When this happens, you must ask yourself why you were on this path in the first place. Reminding yourself of the prize can only strengthen your resolve to keep going. =====

CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

There are things you know, things you don’t know and things you DO NOT NEED to know. The third one is most important as it speaks about timing. Timing can be learned. It’s all about not forcing the script that the universe has given yo ass. The more you allow the powers that be to use your body as a vessel for your true self, the more organic your learning capabilities will be. =====

AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

You are the future queen of America. And as future queen, you get to call all the shots in regards to how the other queens will behave. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. The giggles you’ll get from being appointed Governor will be short-lived once you’ve figured out the actual duties that come with your power. So be careful, mama. =====

PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Current personal frictions in your life may be caused by you being a quirky ass bitch. Hey, gurr, that is not something you can help. As long as your intentions are pure and you’re not hurting nobody, then you can be as fucking freaky as you want. And here’s the thing. Certain bitches in your life may not like your methods, but gurl, they can’t take their eyes offa you! =====

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

When a shitshow slaps you in the face, all that positive, evolved demeanor you’ve been working on during the past few weeks will fall to the wayside. And you know what, gurl? That’s okay. Those attributes are boring anyway. What we like about you is your tenacity and speediness in getting things done. And if the duty of the day is to tell another queen off, then by all means, read her to filth! =====

(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shitshow!)

For more Horoscopes By Gil Hizon, click here, gurl!