#gun rack

[thecoparoom]

For Moms who need to round up their kids' stray guns

1957

[massappeal-xx121-v2]

[manderleyfire]

You’re murdering me!

IPHIGENEIA IN TAURIS // Euripides (tr. Kenneth McLeish)

happy birthday @matressofwire ♥

[playfully-sadistic]

"I wouldn't even admit to that if someone held me at gunpoint", my love, my dearest, my treasure, sweet angel, you wouldn't admit to anything while being held at gunpoint because you'd drop to your knees immediately, cause a puddle on the floor and beg to give a blowjob to the gun.

[andy-clutterbuck]

5x11 | The Distance

[hira492]

All the different layers and stuff I made for my Marauder piece :D hope it helps anyone who is struggling to understand The Marauder's layout :D

[evilhorse]

Psylocke (Volume 2) #3

[nicollekidman]

this shit is so funny like brother. people are talking about this show in ways you wouldn't believe..... take my hand......

[playfully-sadistic]

Good pets get to deepthroat my gun - naughty ones get to do it unwillingly with my loaded gun.

[isawken]

Hello I'd love for you to assign me an American state to replace my Australian one please!

it is with great pleasure that i bestow upon you my highly-biased decision to assign you the american state of...

here's some fun facts! -michigan is the only us state that has two parts, a lower peninsula (where most of the population resides) and an upper peninsula (who everyone affectionately refers to as "yoopers"). you'd think this would result in a rivalry with the state that's connected to the UP, but actually, most people fucking hate ohio, one of the states directly underneath us.

-the fun thing about the shape of michigan is if anyone ever asks you to specify the location of somewhere within the state, you can simply hold up your hand to mimic the shape of it and point. everyone does this and it's very cute and efficient every time.

-michigan is called the Wolverine State even tho it hasn't had a confirmed stable population of the creatures since French fur trappers first started killing wildlife to sell for hats and coats ~200 years ago. we do got a FUCK ton of white tail deer though, and deer hunting season is a big enough deal here that in more rural areas, the first day of hunting season can be an excused absence from school.

-if you haven't heard of the great lakes before i highly recommend reading at least the wikipedia article about them. they are the second largest group of freshwater lakes on the whole planet and contain 21% of all of earth's freshwater. so when the inevitable water wars come, we're like, so set.

-you must root for the detroit lions. everyone roots for the detroit lions. when the detroit lions lose, everyone mourns. the detroit lions suffer for our sins, and we both resent and love them for their strife.

-detroit isn't scary. people will say it's crime-ridden but they're just racist and hate homeless folks. be very defensive of detroit at all times.

-michigan's three largest indigenous tribes are the Ojibwe, the Ottowa, and the Potawatomi. michigan is chock full of native names and it rules. say em with me: Tecumseh. Mackinaw. Okemos. Kalamazoo. Ypsilanti is a fun one too but named after a greek dude so i don't count that one

-i do regret to inform you that people up here get real defensive about three very unimportant things: calling it "pop" and not "soda", the assertion that our potholes are the worst in the country, and the application of ranch dressing on pizza. i leave it up to you which side of each fence you choose to lie upon.

and here's ur complimentary badge and "_____ MENTIONED" meme

[yuri-is-online]

I'm tired and stressed so I did, in fact, start reading about gunplay because of the comments under my joke post about Taiga and... if one of the listed risks of a kink is "legal repercussions" then maybe that should be my cue to go to bed

[cowboyhatesithere]

Going back to my parents house for a few days for free food: 👍

Seeing what my brother has done with my old room since I moved out: deeply disturbing.

[barbreypilled]

Jane Eyre 1997 is actually an absurdist workplace comedy of which the director was completely self aware

[magicarcherylessons]

Cracticus, my True Kin Praetorian had a new and very brief archnemesis - who I've nicknamed Refracticus. The chaos of friendly clones is enough (thankyou, four unique Temporal Fugue-granting items in a row), when they're out to get you it gets really spicy:

my favourite excerpts from this log are: "Refracted Cracticus attempts to conk you on the head" "You fall asleep" (amid Evil Twins, explosions and energy beams) and of course the final grenade smacking into me for zero damage in what I can only imagine as a certified Looney Tunes moment before the 89 explosion damage smears my cybernetics and other, less awesome innards on the walls. I am so into this game. I'm being all annoying irl to people about it. if you haven't yet and you read this far, PLAY IT! this shit is cash! Sun and Moon! Positively Quetzal!

[recoiloperated]

Remember those old common engagement games like "The item immediately to your left/right is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse"?

I think my friend group stopped playing them ahead of the curve because my answer was always a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.

That's because whenever I get home and settle in for the night I take my concealed carry off and set it on the left side of my desk (because the right side is occupied by my mouse and keyboard) And the table next to my computer desk is where I do a lot of my finer finicky work on guns, so I would regularly have the (partially disassembled) Long gun sitting on it...

Anyways, currently from my desk I have a choice of two different AR's and my concealed carry...

[resizura]

a classic