#gulfie!

[pinketine]

Bestie I am so sorry check his newest gaming channel vid

IT’S NOT REAL IF I DON’T WATCH IT.

[codgod]

was looking at the wiki page for fusions and it mentioned that fusions generally occur when two gems have synchronised goals/thoughts and well. what better way to fuse for the first time than while trying to save your weird little rock child from shattering

they don’t even realise they’re fused until after they’re sure juanaflippa is safe and then they just immediately fall apart lol

[jaimeski]

love when you draw yuri keep it up!! you're doing great!!

thank you gulfie i’m drawing yuri until the day i die 🫡

[eyelessfog]

Yuri Week Day 3: Hurt

@mcyt-yuri-week

"Go on," Shelby says, smile too wide. False clenches her jaw. "You told me to stop killing people," she says, quiet. Shelby leans forward, forehead to False's, the knife digging into the skin of her sternum, drawing blood. Shelby traces a line up False's forearm, leaving a tingling feeling in her wake. "I changed my mind," Shelby says. "So, go on, False." Her eyes thin as her smile grows. "Kill me." False's face falls flat, the hesitation leaving her at the command. "I'm sorry, Shelby." Shelby catches False's lips in a kiss just as the knife cuts straight through Shelby's chest and she disappears into smoke. False stares down at the blood on her knife. It's blue.

[gardenergulfie]

for the ask thing. you can write anything you want, just make it joe hills related. #joehillssweep

"Ah, Ozymandias! Good to see you here on this fine day, and good to face you in one-on-one, democratically-decided combat!"

Wilbur raises his eyebrow at the strange, ghostly neon-green figure approaching him. The round has barely started and Wilbur assumes he has good chances, but this strange greeting has thrown him off his game.

"Hello? Sorry, I think you have the wrong guy here. It's Wilbur, Wilbur Soot."

"Hm?" The man(?) pulls a book and quill out of the air and riffles through the pages. "Oh I knew that. Wilbur Soot, sometimes of the Minecraft family, sometimes an editor, sometimes from death games and sometimes a ghost like myself."

"And you are...?"

"Joe Hills, coming to you live from Nashville, Tennessee."

Joe speaks as if they're reciting from a long-since memorized script. It shouldn't be off-putting, but it is.

"I see. Well, I'm wishing you luck on this round Joe Hills of Nashville Tennessee." Wilbur shakes his hand out for a handshake.

Joe's hand passes right through it.

"Whoops! Sorry 'bout that." Joe looks apologetic. "Hmm, it would be unsportsmanlike to not give you some gesture of good faith for the fight ahead. Would you accept a poem or haiku instead?"

"Another time, maybe. I must be going now, lovely to meet you." Hand still unnaturally cold, Wilbur excuses himself politely and starts power-walking away.

Nope nope nope nope, he's not dealing with that.

Suddenly, Wilbur's actually quite worried about his chances.

Joe still smiles politely as Wilbur leaves. "Cleo was right, unnerving the enemies before a match works quite well. I'll have to thank her after this."

[gregor-samsung]

" Poi recordo che era la matina del 2 novembre. Il bulletene di querra non parlavino altro che di una crante vittoria per l'italiane. Io sempre diceva fra me: «Che fosse brutto morire l'ulteme ciorne della querra…» Perché sempre ni morevino soldate. Così, quel giorno, antiammo sopra li montagno del picolo paese di Roceni*, e tutte li abitante delle campagni erino secure nostre nimice, e li oficiale ni dicevino: «State atente quanto entrate nelli case, che macare l'acqua vi puono avvelinare». E così pasammo la notata del 2 novembre. E come aciornavo quella benedetta ciornata del 3 novembre, che magare neanche nebia c'era, e c'era magare il sole, dall'aria abiammo visto passare tante apareche basse basse, che si vedievino magare li pilote, che butavino manefestine che c'era scritto: «L'Austria e la Cermania hanno perso la querra. La Francia valerosa, con li armate francese, hanno desfatto li armate tedesche. Il Bercio e l'Olanta si avevino librato». E noi tutte, vedento queste manesfestine, la faciammo a botte per poterene prentere più assai e bacialle e salvalle de portafoglio per recordo. E presemo coraggio e alecria e cantammo canzune e aballammo pietre pietre, immienzo a quelle monte.

Mentre più tarde, verso mezzociorno, hanno passato altre apareche che botavino altre manefestine, più belle ancora di quelle che avevino butato di matina, che dicevino: «Da oggi, il ciorno 3 novembre alle ore 3, soldate di tutte li corpe e di tutte li specie, ene proibito di sparare al nemico per fatte di querra, perché li austriece hanno abandunato tutte li arme e la 3 Armata ha ocupato Trieste, e Trento si allebrato da sola, perché li austriece hanno deposetato li arme»*. E così, recordo che quella ciornata, verso li ore 3, ci trovammo nel paese di Rocegni, e ci abiammo preso, doppo tante pene che avemmo visto, questa crante cioia! Che, con la contentezza e l'allicria, tutte piancemmo, penzanno che la querra era termenata, penzanno che restammo vive con questa sanquinosa querra! "

*Roncegno. ** Il cessate il fuoco fu fissato per le ore 15 del 4 novembre [1918].

———

Vincenzo Rabito, Terra matta, a cura di Evelina Santangelo e Luca Ricci, Giulio Einaudi Editore (collana ET Scrittori), 2021¹², pp. 115-116.

[Prima Edizione: collana Supercoralli, 2007]

[esmp-i]

knight and cowboy is a wildly underappreciated dynamic.

[catzgam3rz]

Philza's Qsmp stream starting with him dunking on Tommy's set-up is sooo funny but only because I have no idea what the FUCK he is talking about

[hermitcraft-8]

okay okay i know no one cares about original content here but i was really proud of these. this is eris, trix, amber and marious.

please reblog if you like

[apollos-boyfriend]

I have been gone for 4 whole days stuck in a car on a roadtrip, so obviously I need to know what the Hell went on in qsmp. Celbit evil arc even more?? Tazercraft chaos?? Are the cubitos ok??

okay SO

qcellbit is NOT in his evil arc. he revealed that it was all an elaborate double-cross in order to get into the federation to take it down from the inside. shit's backfired though and now he's been taken by the federation felps-style rip

tazercraft are just. they're tazercraft. they found out they can use clara (their drill they used to dig out their hide-and-seek arena) to break server-protected blocks and instantly used that power to break the prison built into the wall three times in a row. they also managed to rope the census bureau into a game of hide-and-seek and won, so it had to tell them a secret. which i think is the most anyone has gotten out of the census bureau without extreme trauma. they stay sily w it :3

absolutely not

[cabbagegunk]

Do you have a favorite pokemon or one you think looks neat? If so, drawing that is my request

hehe

[cuuno-moved]

endlessly relieved that all my blorbos have easy to understand lore so people can't ruin them for me

[vyeoh]

Every Friday I open tumblr to look at my blorbos and and immediately clotheslined by @gardenergulfie and the latest critical role spoilers

[jaimeski]

58 and Hannah and/or Tina (missing Tinarose hours)

Oh I need you more than ever now

The night breaks through somehow

— My Wild Sweet Love - First Aid Kit

[eyelessfog]

the demon false and angel stress images r going nowhere - like im not gonna make an au about it or anythibg . but i kinda like the designs. like i havent done outfits yet but i rlly like the designs so far

[gardenergulfie]

There’s no comfort in Cleo’s dead eyes as they stare her down. Lizzie swallows, her mouth so, so dry from inhaling so much smoke.

“Cleo, I don’t understand-“

They laugh. “Oh Lizzie, what is there left to not understand. I made myself very clear back there. You harbored a traitor who killed me, his ally. You defended him with the whole ‘oh the boogey changes you, you couldn’t possibly understand.’”

They smirk, Lizzie’s heart drops.

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YURI WEEK!! I'm not gonna be doing all the days because I am Busy, but I did want to do some. Here's some angsty shadowrot for Day 1: Dance/Break. @mcyt-yuri-week