#guillermo: 😀

[bottombaron]

I, like Laszlo, am a man of science.

So take this Very Scientific graph, my remedial knowledge in math, and the very best I could do with a pixelated picture and less than perfect pose to awe at the very loose estimation of the 9-inches-upon-re-entry-onto-earth absolute monster shlong Nandor The Relentless is packing.

I mean. He could kill someone with that thing.

[meideixx]

Guillermo went to work at CANNON

Nandor also work there because he wants to be CANON with Guillermo

But then, Guillermo fires him and it makes Nando think that he doesn't to be CANON with him

So yeah, they are fucked and we are fucked as well 😀#nandermover

[jeirtza]

so guillermo's transformation is not only fucked because of what im assuming is his van helsing DNA, but also because being bitten by someone who isn't nandor is a huge no-no, like nandor would have to kill guillermo and himself level no-no. oh and also if he hides it and has nandor bite him anyway, guillermo will literally explode 😀

[nanawritesit]

WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)

tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality

you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar

after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them

so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞

of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were

you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore

nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)

she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along

sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food

you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!

but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house

laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife

he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding

that was, until you came along

he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you

which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was

but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you

they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight

they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks

like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out

you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀

nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight

he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows

he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀

he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”

his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺

he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree

she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him

he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀

he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗

guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭

the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on

he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you

you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously

nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭

guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you

but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever

collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy

when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege

when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞

and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀

[bedmemes]

Guillermo's holiday gift this year is naked Nandor with a bow on the tip of his penis! 😀

[matchalovertrait]

Hey! Questions time 😀

What moment of your oc's life made them fell most loved? ❤️

If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or to the future? 🧞

They're stranded on an island and can only have 2 items and one companion, who and what do they bring? 🌴

Oh I love questions time!! Thank you <3 I'll answer for both Noemí and Dulce :)

What moment of your oc's life made them feel most loved? ❤️

Noemí: She feels the most loved whenever she is taking family portraits with her husband and children! The fact that she doesn't have to do much to get the kids to smile makes her heart glow. Dulce: When she was crying because she got bullied at school, so Noemí comforted her and tried to bond with her through food. Dulce realized that Noemí was trying to recreate the memories she had with her Abuelita Ynez in the kitchen, which she loved.

If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or to the future? 🧞

Noemí: The past. Noemí is a romantic person, so she would probably go back to the Renaissance to see many beautiful art as it was being created. Dulce: The future. Dulce tends to focus on the future and improving herself.

They're stranded on an island and can only have 2 items and one companion, who and what do they bring? 🌴

Noemí: A book to read for entertainment and a box of matches to light a fire. She would bring her husband, Erick, because he's a handyman and works with wood! Dulce: Her phone and a solar charger 💀 She would bring her cousin, Guillermo. She doesn't love him the most or anything (and she will say that straight to his face), but the kid is both incredibly smart and adventurous. Also, his dad taught him a lot about the outdoors, so he'd be useful to have around.

[kristylime]

Yup, OP. My sentiments exactly. When Nandor loves something he REALLY LOVES it. And I think when realizes that Guillermo can fill that role for him, he would go absolutely whole hog and fall deeply and relentlessly in love.

(That is kind of the premise that I built my long-fic off of.) 😀...

Suppose it can't hurt to drop this again...

see, the thing about nandermo is that we see nandor in these artificial, shallow relationships that are built not to last, to distract him as he avoids embracing what love REALLY is to him rather than what he thought it was for centuries and he’s still so insanely sweet and sappy and just a cotton ball of a man.

once nandermo becomes canon, once nandor finally figures out what love is to him and who he really wants to spend the rest of his eternal life with, he’s gonna be the most doting, clingy, obsessive partner in the world.

that man will be like a little sad puppy following guillermo everywhere he goes. whining and whimpering at the door when guillermo detaches from him for ten minutes to take a shower. suddenly bursting out sobbing in the middle of a talking head bit bc he remembered how beautiful his partner is.

the wedding is two weeks after their first date. he refuses to have it any other way. the budget is 5 billion dollars.

[djsusanita]

Whist waiting in the car, I was listening to this lovely chilled Cuban music CD🎶😀

[phoenixexho]

Headcanon that Nadja and Lazlo have no clue how to paint their own nails and Guillermo does it for them. Lazlo moves very two seconds and leaves Guillermo practically painting his whole fingers and just cleaning it up afterwards and Nadja sits as still as can be. In fact the first time Guillermo painted her nails for her she sat so still it scared the shit out of him.

[best-friend-of-worms]

Where is Guillermo 😀

[lucifers-simp]

Hey what the fuck

Wwdits writers I just want to have a little chat

I promise

I apologise for the person I'll become when episode 9 of What We Do in The Shadows season 4 "Freddie" comes out

I promise I'll be unbearable

[karlartreid]

"Ciao Papa" Official Lyrics Guillermo Del Toro's Pinnochio REACTION By An Animator/Artist

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[cleansingreflections]

would it help to know the guillermo del toro fascist italy pinnochio is also a musical

its a what now 😀 say sike rn

[nitw]

ahahaha! you have fallen to the homosexual of guillermo!

SHUR UP SHUT UP I KNOW HOW PREDICTABLE I AM 😀

[sirlabg]

"Hay almas en este mundo que tienen el don de encontrar alegría en todas partes y la dejan ahi cuando se van". ~ Federico Guillermo Faber Gracias 😀 🌵 (en Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaAk3j0vyzk/?utm_medium=tumblr

[griseldagimpel]

That bit in the pilot where Guillermo starts loosening his collar to give Nandor access to his neck...😀

i just wanna thank wwdits so much for showing people how hot and sexy fat men are. this is a post for all my fat men out there: you are all so hot and sexy and irresistible. thank you for all u do for the world