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brungeons-and-bragons · 1 year ago

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Me to my friends: yeah I’ve started lifting weights, i want to be healthier and I feel like it really strengthens my connection to my body

Me in my mind doing my silly little chest exercises: god I can’t wait to look like Gideon Nav

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #gideon the 9th #gtn #gt9 #tlt shitposting #tlt memes #gtn memes

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2plolo · 10 months ago

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Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz

Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit

5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin

My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me

#I think I excecuted this wrong I’ve not slept #this HAS to have been done before #regardless it’s here I did it soz if I ripped your ass off #tlt shitpost #tlt #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #htn #harrowhark nonagesimus #commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity #commander wake #tlt memes #tlt shitposting #gtn #gideon the ninth

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wifegideonnav · 2 years ago

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lmao just saw someone say that they were 20 pages into gtn for the first time and felt a totally reasonable violent surge of envy. like imagine getting to read tlt for the first time again. hey ive got an idea why don’t we just kill the section of my brain that r

#ianthe got op before she could finish the post. SAD #oh well there’s other tlt bloggers #I did not sleep at ALL last night and I am feeling ✨great✨ thanks for asking #tlt #tlt memes #the locked tomb #htn spoilers #technically #let’s not show this one to the person who’s only 20 pages into gtn yk #op

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ajcrawly · 4 months ago

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Here's the thing about all the memes John uses in TLT. Sure, Jod is horny for the 2010s, but I can't believe that after 10,000 years he hasn't bothered to get down with any fresh new material. Never mind a myriad of human culture developing its own linguistic quirks - I'm betting the original Canaan House 16 had plenty of time to come up with some of their own. For example:

Skeleton construct #230 (Scotty Boneman) and skeleton construct #39 (Grunkulous Prime) and their long-running feud

Excessively anatomical descriptions for normal actions e.g 'don't you elevate your supercilium at me, Valancy. Stop oscillating your cephalon in my direction.'

Responding to one of John's unfathomable inside-joke references with a solemn nod and intoning the words 'glumpus glumpus' to acknowledge Divine and Unknowable Wisdom

Forgotten objects that may or may not have been sex toys (Cyrus and Valancy's nude portraits are a continuation of this)

[pointing at a picture of any animal that no longer exists] 'What kind of dog was this?'

Necromantically juicing up your muscles to insane proportions before e.g opening a jar, turning a key, writing down a note

Referring to any distasteful outfit as a 'sex ward'

'or as they say on the Eighth: if in doubt, slut it up' (Mercy and Cristabel do not approve of this one)

Tendon loving care

Convincing one another of fictitious new slang from the other Houses.

[after summoning a bone construct/flesh monster/skeleton army] I can never get the nose right

How many of your own joints can you dislocate mid-conversation before somebody notices

Wearing your lyctoral cape any way except in the way that it was intended to be worn

And, of course:

Lyctor? I hardly know 'er!