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Me to my friends: yeah I’ve started lifting weights, i want to be healthier and I feel like it really strengthens my connection to my body
Me in my mind doing my silly little chest exercises: god I can’t wait to look like Gideon Nav
#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gideon nav#gideon the 9th#gtn#gt9#tlt shitposting#tlt memes#gtn memes
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Dealer: j got this new strain 💯 it’s called, “thanergy link to your daughters longsword” 😳🔥 gonna be blitzed off your titz
Me: whatever man I don’t feel shit
5 minutes later: dude I swear I saw some bitch in a hazmat suit at the bottom of that glass coffin
My girl Harrow, pacing: the eggs you gave me all died and you lied to me
#I think I excecuted this wrong I’ve not slept#this HAS to have been done before#regardless it’s here I did it soz if I ripped your ass off#tlt shitpost#tlt#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#harrow the ninth spoilers#htn#harrowhark nonagesimus#commander awake remembrance of these valiant dead kia hua ko te pai snap back to reality oops there goes gravity#commander wake#tlt memes#tlt shitposting#gtn#gideon the ninth
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lmao just saw someone say that they were 20 pages into gtn for the first time and felt a totally reasonable violent surge of envy. like imagine getting to read tlt for the first time again. hey ive got an idea why don’t we just kill the section of my brain that r
#ianthe got op before she could finish the post. SAD#oh well there’s other tlt bloggers#I did not sleep at ALL last night and I am feeling ✨great✨ thanks for asking#tlt#tlt memes#the locked tomb#htn spoilers#technically#let’s not show this one to the person who’s only 20 pages into gtn yk#op
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Here's the thing about all the memes John uses in TLT. Sure, Jod is horny for the 2010s, but I can't believe that after 10,000 years he hasn't bothered to get down with any fresh new material. Never mind a myriad of human culture developing its own linguistic quirks - I'm betting the original Canaan House 16 had plenty of time to come up with some of their own. For example:
Skeleton construct #230 (Scotty Boneman) and skeleton construct #39 (Grunkulous Prime) and their long-running feud
Excessively anatomical descriptions for normal actions e.g 'don't you elevate your supercilium at me, Valancy. Stop oscillating your cephalon in my direction.'
Responding to one of John's unfathomable inside-joke references with a solemn nod and intoning the words 'glumpus glumpus' to acknowledge Divine and Unknowable Wisdom
Forgotten objects that may or may not have been sex toys (Cyrus and Valancy's nude portraits are a continuation of this)
[pointing at a picture of any animal that no longer exists] 'What kind of dog was this?'
Necromantically juicing up your muscles to insane proportions before e.g opening a jar, turning a key, writing down a note
Referring to any distasteful outfit as a 'sex ward'
'or as they say on the Eighth: if in doubt, slut it up' (Mercy and Cristabel do not approve of this one)
Tendon loving care
Convincing one another of fictitious new slang from the other Houses.
[after summoning a bone construct/flesh monster/skeleton army] I can never get the nose right
How many of your own joints can you dislocate mid-conversation before somebody notices
Wearing your lyctoral cape any way except in the way that it was intended to be worn
And, of course:
Lyctor? I hardly know 'er!
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#gtn#tlt#I'm just saying they had options#none houses left grief is all well and good but pls john#where are all the inevitable skeleton jokes#this is ofc inspired by that one caveman meme post
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Close enough, welcome back Harrow, Gideon, and Ianthe.
#scavenger's reign#azi#azi scavengers reign#my adventures with superman#maws#heat wave#kite man hell yeah#kite man#malice vundabar#malice#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#gideon tlt#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the first#ianthe the third#ianthe naberius#ianthe tlt#tlt#tlt memes#the locked tomb memes#gtn#htn#scavengers reign
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Tltposting with something @mewcoyote said in book club that I had to draw
Ianthe and Gideon want that girl, and Harrow just wants a cup of shaved ice
#harrow just wants to eat communion wafers all day if she could#she’s so compelling#tlt#gtn#tlt meme#tltposting#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#ianthe tridentarius#10 second drawings for the masses#my art#sketch
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Mercymorn and Augustine
#gideon the ninth#gtn#the locked tomb#tlt#harrow the ninth#htn#tlt memes#the locked tomb memes#mercymorn the first#mercymorn cristabel#augustine the first#augustine alfred#htn memes
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nooobody, nobody, nobody, noooobodyyyy
#gideon got out of the pool and harrow did this for an undetermined amount of time#tlt#gtn#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#tlt meme
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the cinematic parallel girls ✨
#nona aged down for the meme and also i wanted to draw baby nona okay shes BABY!!!#the locked tomb#tlt#dood#the locked tomb spoilers#nona the ninth#gideon the ninth#alecto the ninth#harrow the ninth#gideon nav#meme is the yotsubato! pose#ntn#gtn#atn#htn
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yeah so sorry your boyfriend and i fused into a whole new person. yes it was consensual and it represents our agency as characters who refuse to be doomed by the narrative any longer. yes we picked a new name. what is it? uhh
#paul meeting up with dulcie in the river like#they could have picked literally any other name..#tlt posting#tlt#the locked tomb#nona the ninth#ntn#paul#paul sect#paul ntn#paul tlt#dulcinea septimus#ntn spoilers#tlt memes#text meme#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#alecto the ninth#atn#memes#trending topic#viral#shitpost#the locked tomb trilogy#the locked tomb series#the locked tomb quartet
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Welcome to The Locked Tomb! Our books are told through the point of view of
-jock stuck at a renn faire murder mystery party
-schizophrenic malnourished teenager granted unspeakable power
-a baby. Like an actual 6 month old infant.
Good luck!
#tlt series#tlt memes#tlt meta#the locked tomb series#the locked tomb#the locked tomb spoilers#harrow the ninth#Gideon the ninth#nona the ninth#htn#ntn#gtn#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#6k#7k#8k#9k
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#the locked tomb#tlt shitposting#tlt memes#gideon the ninth#gtn#gtn spoilers#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#palamades sextus
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TLT brainrot like
#gideon nav#griddlehark#tlt#tlt memes#harrow nonagesimus#gtn#not my idea just my editing#it all comes back to them#spotify#spotify wrapped#htn#the locked tomb
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Locked Tomb Meme Zine
#the locked tomb#locked tomb series#tlt shitposting#tlt memes#gtn#htn#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#locked tomb spoilers#locked tomb memes#gideon nav#john gaius#camilla hect#palamedes sextus#none house with left grief#help me these books have a vice grip on my brain#art#tlt zine
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I was wondering why Gideon was so annoyed of 4ths and all the time calling them nasty hormonal teenagers so my friend came with a guess
Girl is jealous of 14 y.o teens who have clear skin that's the tea!!!
#btw i still love 4ths teen acne headcanons#art#my art#digital illustration#fan art#artwork#sketch#gideon the ninth#gth#tlt#the locked tomb#land of the lustrous#gideon nav#isaac tettares#jeannemary chatur#gtn fanart#tlt fanart#tlt meme#artist on tumblr
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is this anything
#i just started htn forgive me if this proves to be inaccurate lmao#i just thought the scene at the end of gtn was a fucking riot#iathe begged and clawed her way to lyctorhood and harrow was dragged kicking and screaming#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the first#ianthe naberius#tlt fanart#tlt series#tlt spoilers#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow the ninth#harrow the first#the emperor#tlt emperor#tlt memes#gideon the ninth memes#harrow the ninth memes#htn#gtn#htn memes#gtn memes#ianthe art from @ryuuna
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