#grown ass man 😭😭
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i am never going to get over epic bad luck. i hate him soooo much (i need him carnally with every fibre of my being,)
#mark hoffman#sawposting#grown ass man 😭😭#i start laugfing whenever i think abt it#silly meow meow (man pushing 50)
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johan is so fucking funny like 😭😭 milosh is eight pls chill stop projecting your mommy issues
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Puberty hit him like a mf truck 💀
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Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)
#crimson's gifs: resident evil#Resident Evil#RE#Resident Evil 2#RE2#RE2R#Resident Evil 2 Remake#RE2MAKE#RE2 REMAKE#Resident Evil 2R#Leon S. Kennedy#Leon Scott Kennedy#Leon S Kennedy#Leon Kennedy#Keep it pg in my fucking tags i dont wanna hear your thirst this isnt a confession booth#On a lighter note slide 4 is where i pinpointed Leon realising Marvin isnt gonna make it#The look of pure trauma in his face#begging yall to be normal in my tags some of the recent ones babying leon are making me cringe so bad 😭😭#Literally a grown ass man with dick and balls
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ppl attacking mythal as if solas is any better he used lavellan too (and by extension any inquisitor he had a friendship with)
he entered a relationship with lavellan KNOWING it was wrong from the start but did it anyway, his dialogue on the inquisitor wanting to pursue a relationship reflects this
he says “I’m not sure this is the best idea. It could lead to trouble”
if the inquisitor apologizes for kissing him he blurts out that she has nothing to apologize for or if she feels like she’s pressuring him after the kiss he says she isn’t at all he’s ‘perhaps’ just pressuring himself. He knows it’s wrong. Also his distance reflects that as well. He tries to pull away several times bc he knows it’s wrong and yeah he admits he was selfish for getting involved with her.
not saying he did it specifically to be a manipulative asshole I don’t think he’s some mustache twirling villain but in general one is less likely to see the faults in someone they are dating/in love with
just bc lavellan pursues him of her own volition (under false pretenses, mind you) doesn’t mean it’s less problematic especially because he’s being VERY vague about why it’s not the best idea to get romantically involved.
Also to add, the balcony scene that locks you in his romance, he’s talking about mythal but in so many words. He hasn’t seen the wisdom the inquisitor has since his experiences in the Fade… where he was a spirit and close to mythal.
“it would be kinder in the long run, losing you would be…” this man is talking about MYTHAL and her betrayal and death
it’s pretty obvious that he was seeing the inquisitor as mythal throughout inquisition if he has high approval/romance
#I’m sorry but he’s no sad little baby he’s a grown ass man 😭#he did the same thing mythal did except lavellan didn’t start the blight#mythal getting all this hate bc solavellans mad jealous he loved someone else before her#like he knew lavellan for a year and knew mythal for centuries 😭#not saying his feelings for lavellan aren’t real or he doesn’t love her but the relationship has problematic implications as well#attacking mythal is just being a plain misogynist#she isn’t perfect and there are problematic aspects of her relationship with solas but to act like she’s this evil groomer is wild#da:tv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#mythal#solas#solavellan critical
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How long have y’all been d gray-manning too close to the sun?
I started d gray man when I was younger than Allen and now I’m closer to the age of Tyki mikk 😭
#dgm#in retrospect Tyki stop picking on these children you are a grown ass man#you’re still hot but get ahold of yourself#😭😭😭😭#headline: 27 year old bullies 15 year old boy#imagine your arch nemesis being a barely teen ager I am laughing
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#🧍🏽♀️#i am a grown ass woman that should not be yelling over a grown ass man#but his teefies…………. YALL😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#haechan#nct
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jon will get accidentally deaged? i know a way for billy to fix that!
#stick him in a volcano again and hope a more competent writer writes him this time#jon kent#shazam#billy batson#“actually they shouldn’t undo the deage” he is still 19 mentally??? 😭#me personally#i don’t want a grown ass man walking around in a kid’s body#and neither does jon tbh#so idk guys
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u mfs will never know Ralph Fiennes and Stanley Tucci like I KNOW Ralph Fiennes and Stanley Tucci those are my fucking boys.
they make me feel clinically insane.
#ralph fiennes#stanley tucci#conclave#the king’s man#maid in manhattan#you ever look at two grown ass men and go ‘MY SHAYLA😭😭😭’#Stanley Tucci writing abt how excited he was to work with Ralph on conclave#him saying they’ve worked together but haven’t gotten to hang#He was so excited to hang with his dawg#he was literally so hype to make a new friend….#Stanley Tucci u are so personal 2 me#Stan and Ralph BONDED OVER FOOD AND WINE#they kill me I hate old men
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Ciela’s human design from the Manga is very cute.
She’s so itty bitty. Kinda reminds me of Aryll from Wind Waker.
Also a big fan of the hairstyle, it looks very cute on her
#ciela#phantom hourglass#Zelda#legend of zelda#loz#tloz phantom hourglass#phantom hourglass manga#wind Waker timeline really loves having children go through the most treacherous shit lol#you’ve got all these small children#and then there’s Linebeck#this grown ass man who beefs with all of them#but ignore him look at Ciela#she’s so tiny and precious looking 😭
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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my wife 😻
sad wife 😔
#sorry Erik you lost your chance#grown ass man 😒#‘doesn’t really matter what was best for me’#OKAY 😭😭#proof that my pookie bear still has depression ✋😼🤚#charles xavier#professor x#xmen#cherik#xmcu#wish does not shut up
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The words Tsundere or baka gives me insane PTSD of afterdeath fics from back in like 2017. I cannot see these words in a positive way I'm sorry
Geno(real one) belongs to loverofpiggies/crayonqueen
#undertale#geno sans#undertale au#utmv#aftertale#afterdeath#canon vs fanon#fanon#fanon design#fanon can be good but it's not the case with him#hes a grown ass man#they always put his glitches on the wrong eye for some reason it's actually really funny#i love afterdeath with all my heart but that ship ruined them for a very long while😭(still kinda does just not as much as before)
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rachel calling her senior citizen of a brother "baby brother" will never not be funny to me
#“lil bro” that is a grown ass man rachel 😭#she should call him NC again#just rachel things#rachel summers#rachel grey#nathan dayspring#nathan summers#cable#x men#x men comics
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i havent gotten round to watching ren or martyns wild life povs til now where i just started on martyns session 3 and oh my gosh these guys are such losers i missed them <333
#the dowery bit 😭😭#gem getting awfully protective over her wife#(grown ass man)#they are suuch nerds i love them#martyn inthelittlewood#rendog#renthedog#inthelittlewood#wild life smp#wlsmp#wlsmp session 3#uh whats the platonic version#i only know treebark fuck 😭😭#saymbles
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How can you ship Law and Cora? They're like father and son ??? -🦐
It’s never explicitly stated their relationship is familial and if it were I wouldn’t dream of shipping them. Grabbing what I said from an older post here lol but Cora’s not exactly a father to Law because Law had a father he loved and cherished and there’s no replacing him—so Cora’s something else. Something…more? Just more. Or different. Their relationship is never really defined which is part of the appeal for me! Some people choose to interpret their relationship as familial, I see it as something else. Again Law already has a dad and yet he didn’t spend 13 years of his life trying to avenge his dad or his family in general, it was just Cora. Which speaks of MAJOR devotion that is different from what Law feels towards his family, to me!
Feelings can change and develop over the years so I see Law’s determination to avenge Cora (which is borderline obsessive let’s be honest lmao) eventually leading to him realizing he had some sort of feelings for him. And in an AU where Cora is alive and they reunite after everything that went down, there’s an opportunity for them to get to know each other as adults and see how much they’ve changed over the years. It’s really all just personal opinion at this point haha some people may feel differently than I do and that’s okay! You don’t have to agree with me. If you see their relationship as father/son that’s fine. I see them as equals who are so devoted to each other that there’s potential for a deeper kind of relationship. It’s in the eye of the beholder so to speak lol
But yeah like I mentioned in my tags if you’re uncomfy you can just block/blacklist the tag 👍 I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea which is totally fine and understandable so that’s why I brought it up to begin with :’)
#Shima answers questions#Coralaw#To be fair this ship is outside of my usual comfort zone for me too so like#The age gap is obviously one of the bigger things#But again they’re adults. Law is a grown ass man who can make his own decisions. LOL#Also I’ve seen time travel shenanigans where Law pulls a 26 year old Cora into the future#So they’re closer in age that way 😂#Anyway. Anyway!!#If you don’t like the ship that’s totally understandable I get it#I know it’s not for everyone#I just love them both as characters so much 😭 So seeing them together in any context makes me happy
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