#groundzero grossness

[dr-ground-zero]

CW mess

when a sneeze finally forces its way out of a person but it makes an absolute mess of them. However they look so relieved almost pleasured by how productive the sneeze was.

Long thick cords of snot oozing from each nostril and down their shirt. But at least they finally sneezed

[bakugoukatsuki-rising]

Hello! So I'm new to Tumblr, trying to run away from Twitter, and I followed you because I recognized you from that blue hellsite. I'm trying to follow some more people, preferably bkdks, but the next person Tumblr recommended me was a bkdk shipper with pro-ship DNI so I guess their algorithm isn't as good as Twitter. Anyways, do you have any recommendations to who I can follow who are PS or at least don't get into any "waaah everyone who likes this are gross freaks!!" discourse?

While I don't think any of them take the name pro-ship in any way, the people I'm going to tag are all very good-hearted and fun bkdks who I've become quite close with

@lunyra @collisiondiscourse @falloutdeku @rigid-reflection @dark-lord-of-teddy-bears @incorrect-bkdk-quotes @groundzero-and-deku @thatpinkbetch @dekuskacchan @wahhchan @lonely-rabbit @gvmrvns @firyfox @filipinoizukuu @purplecatsandhearts @eri-cheri @chloeoodles @minisheku @chroma-ki @aizawaslesbian @dekubella @sheiireen @jekacatrina @bamsara @bakugou-klancey-lance @daetaechanster @unrealisticfables

Anyone else feel free to please add yourself!!

[jekacatrina]

Me: Hey, Ra, love you lots, here's a snippet of my one shot where Bakugou is so in love with Deku is kinda gross.

@groundzero-and-deku: Awww, thank you, I adore you, have some Bakugou dying!

Me:

[softer-ua]

Two Left Feet, And One In The Mouth

Pt. 1

Lying there catching his breath seething Katsuki became suddenly aware of the feeling of melting iceberg quickly soaking his back, every drop replacing his already spread thin patients

Katsuki knew he need to hurry up and fix things with Deku, that he should go change into the spare clothes he kept in his office, that he had a much better chance of winning Deku over if he played nice with his friends, and he knew Shoto was only turning his hoodie into a impromptu sponge to piss him off and distract him from actually accomplishing any of that.

He also knew that it was fucken working.

Jumping up he felt his hoodie’s new weight pulling on him, the bastard had soaked him all the way through and the hoodie's fluffy inside was only making it worse, gross dirty floor water was fast spreading all the way down his pants and even through to his front.

Kasuki was seeing red, the only thought in his head was a vision of the Icyhot bastards head on a pike.

And that's how 15 minutes later he found himself standing in the meeting room sporting a few new bruises and dripping a puddle onto the floor, as he argued with ‘Lightning Mcqueen in glasses’ that he shouldn’t have to take the sole blame for ‘blowing up half the lobby’ or the charring on the lower branches of the lobby’s new ‘just set up yesterday, took all day to decorate, Sato ate half a snickers cheesecake just to get it in here, Tamaki and Ochako were so excited to put the star on, blah blah blah’ Christmas tree.

Those were clearly fire singe marks, not explosive blowback, and he told Mirio as much as he turned to blatantly ignore Iida. He also told him it was absolutely bullshit they had a tree up in the first week of fucken November!

Katsuki didn’t care to admit most of this blustering was to avoid admitting the main reason ‘a little bit of water set off a top ranking pro’ was because his brand Fucken new, curently one of a fucken kind, limited edition Hero Deku tee was hidden under his hoodie.

It was supposed to be part of the nerds Christmas present. His dad had just given it to him last night for a trial wear before they made the actual order to have enough made in time to be advertised and auctioned off to raise funds for the nerds favorite holiday charities.

Katsuki had planned to show up to dance practice in it after patrol and then do some photos together to boost the word about the dance and the auction.

Now not only was Deku not talking to him, but if he showed Deku this gross wrinkled mess he’d probably never speak to him again. Today officially sucked and all because ChargeDolt and RedRot couldn’t keep their fucken mouths shut... and some other things that were definitely not his fault either.

Eventually Mirio and Iida seem to tire themselves out and let the group go with a warning to expect their already packed schedules to be slammed with several hours of community service and outreach.

And of course Mirio asked Katsuki had to hang back because the universe hated him today. And of course he was given some more bad news because why would anything ever be easy?

Deku had been switched to evening patrol for today with Tokoyami, and Amajiki had agreed to take his place for the first half of the morning and Uraraka would join him after lunch

Katsuki wanted to bitch that they couldn’t reschedule because they had stupid dance practice, but between Deku not wanting to talk to him, no ‘don’t stay mad at me’ surprise, not wanting to explain to Deku what happened to the lobby, and not even a half baked explanation or apology in mind for why he said what he did Katsuki just grunted his acknowledgement and went to change into his costume. If anything he was getting off easier like this. At least Amajiki was on of the few extras he could stand.

_______________________________________________

If Mirios plan for punishment was to guilt him to the core by saddling him with a semi sulking SunEater, then he was an evil genius. Cause it was working, Katsuki hadn’t felt this all around ashamed since.… well probably only like a year but still.

Amajiki was one of the few people who Katsuki actually respected as a hero and a person, not only did the fellow pro have a kick ass quirk that he used creatively but Katsuki had grown to (begrudgingly) admire the hero for how up front he was with his anxiety and how hard he worked through it. It kinda reminded him of Deku and his oddballness and how the nerd used it to his advantage to become the symbol of hope.

Katsuki had been expecting a half mumbled lecture and a maybe even prodding about therapy. The nervous nellies' unusually strong(for them) vendetta with the hero world was it's slacking in mental healthcare or whatever.

So after struggling through about four hours of sullen silence, (that was also infuriatingly familiar, apparently heroing wasn’t all the nerd had learn from his senpais), Katsuki snapped with a screech like an overly taunt fiddle string.

“I’m sorry about the fucken tree! If it’s not replaced by the time we get back I’ll do it my goddamn self, happy?!” Katsuki had been expecting Tamki to give a quiet nod or retreat into himself more, depending on how he took his offer. He definitely didn’t expect to be glared at

“You think I’m upset about the tree?” Amajiki tilted his head in confusion. Maybe they should talk about Katsuki seeing the team's therapist more. Monthly was the minimum everyone on the newly forged Heros Union of Honor had to attend but Katsuki was clearly needing more support right now. Maybe it was the holidays? A good portion of them were going biweekly now for that reason.

HUH was more than an agency. It was a newly emerging code of ethics board. You were expected to be worth the honor of being called a hero when partnered with HUH, and that meant getting your mental health to its peak was a priority.

That didn’t mean everyone (or really anyone) was perfectly mentally fit, just that mental health was a priority. Other agencies had taken notice of how differently they operated even within their first year, and since then a few had even sent their heroes through the HUH program to learn how to operate more like them. They were quickly taking up the void the Hero's Commission had left.

“I’m not upset about the tree, I’m upset because you hurt my friends and fellow hero partners-“ Amajiki was rudely cut off as he caught a gauntlet to the chest, thank god they’d gotten smaller over the years.

“He’s your business partner, he’s MY hero partner, has been since before we agreed to join this agency.” Katsuki thundered.

Why everyone on the board had to call each other partners was something Katsuki didn’t understand, but he refused to let them slip up and start tossing around the phrase Hero Partner. They were all business partners,something anyone could become. A Hero Partner was a major commitment, and Katsuki had the signed legal waivers to prove it.

Amajiki stopped and looked at Katsuki fully, really taking in his teammates' rattled appearance.

Katsuki had been doing well, dare say even flourishing within HUH, so today’s outbreak was nearly out of character at this point and still Katsuki didn’t appear to be calming down any. If anything he was only growing more tightly wound.

Yes, Amajiki was upset with Katsuki but he’d remained silent during their patrol more so the blonde could have some time to think, but it didn’t seem to have done him any good. Amajiki fought through the nervousness that crawled under his skin and begged him to just let the explosive guy be.

Mirio had asked him to talk with Katsuki, under some false impression that Katsuki respected him more, but before this moment he’d figured it was better to not butt in. He hadn’t been around when this morning’s incident happened but he could see another one brewing.

Amajiki shuffled side to side for a second considering his options. He could just send Katsuki home early, even put him on leave until he got cleared by the teams therapist. Or he could do what Mirio suggested and reach out to a struggling teammate.

Therapy was good, but therapy with a support network was better.

“GroundZero, let’s take lunch. I think we need to have a talk-“ Amajiki put up a slightly trembling hand to silence the blonde. Straightening his back and furthering his resolve he pushed forward. “-This isn’t really optional, we neeeed to have a talk, and about more than this morning's incident. I wanna talk about your hero partner.”

Katsuki’s argument died on his tongue.  He shoved his hands in his pockets with a grunt and jerked his head to signal to Amajiki to take the lead.

Katsuki knew he wasn’t gonna like what came next but he tried to reminded himself that he trusted and respected Amajiki, and that meant hearing him out when asked. It’s what Deku would do, so it’s what Katsuki would try to do.

[dr-ground-zero]

HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY YA HORNY BASTARDS CW SPICY, Mention of mess & contagion (no i did not go all the way with the sexy stuff but there's moaning n kissing) I've had this lil satosugu wav idea in my head for a lil bit so I thought valentine's day would be perfect. description: Suguru's come down with a bad cold for Valentine's day so Satoru decides to give him TLC in his own way when he gets home

[dr-ground-zero]

nsfw but...

would you do a post about a dom straddling the subs face and making them sneeze all over their most intimate parts, and then fucking their sneezes and snot into them?

Oh Anon....you...you are now my favorite ^-^ i'm not the best at describing sex buuuut i tried ^-^

D=Dom (duh) S=sub (also duh)

MESS WARNING, NOT FULL SEX BUT THERE I FULFULLED THE ASK. ASSUME ACCORDNINGLY

"that's a good lil slut just let it out for me, no need to be shy~" D purrs with a smirk as they sit on S's face their parts right against their face. a small boquet of flowers tied to their waist being a 'lil' too close to S's nose. Speaking of S's nose, its red and twitching so much from the flowers being to close. Its running like a broken faucet. They could try and sniffle it back but that only forces more pollen inside their nose. Their poor nose is buzzing and trembling, theirs nothing they can do as they get closer and closer to sneezing. D has their wrists bound with cuffs and D's weight is keeping them down. "I-I'mb guuh gudduhh huhh hehhh! sdeeehhehh! EEEXHHSHIIIEW! ESSSHIIIEW! EDD'SHIIEEW!" And there it started, snot splatters and sprays all over D's parts elicitng a groan in pleasure from them. D reaches down and strokes and rubs the snot in like lube. "come on now just a lil more so I can fuck it into you, gotta get it nice and wet, lil whore~" "ESschhEUhhww!! ESschhEUhhww!!” Another set of sneezes pouring snot from their irritated nose all over D's parts. They pull off their chest and face and line themselves up with S's hole and sink it in. S moans holding onto whatever they can feeling their sticky snot being pushed inside them

[dr-ground-zero]

Shaking my lil Poseidon in a jar. I WANNA MAKE HM SNZ BUT I HAVE NO BRAINCELL!! i just like the damn idea he's a messy disaster and he does the snarl face when he's building up.

(i'm mainly thinking of the ne/al illu/stra/tor version...cause..yes i have a fucking size kink and his nose is pretty)

[dr-ground-zero]

Heyy ! For the messy scenario request (if you have time no pressure) what about nostrils dilators- I'll let you imagine the rest 👀

(so i had to google what you were asking for but i got it)

Oh my broski in snzfuckery i have all the time in the world....i have no life ^-^ Here we go A had hardly slept at all that day and the lack of rest only seemed to make their cold horrendously worse. By now it was night fall and their nose was utterly clogged but also utterly sensitive. Blowing didn't seem to help with how packed tight and swollen the inside of their nose was either, thankfully B went out to get something to help them out. What was it? A had no clue, though just assumed it'd be some sort of decongestant that would also put them to sleep. Though when B came back with a little box that definitely didn't have any sort of medicine in it, A was confused. "whad's that?" They asked, B opened the box carefully while explaining. "well since you're nose is all congested I thought this would help you breath a lil better. They're nostril dilator, supposed to widen things up a bit. This combined with a little help, i'll have you cleared up and asleep in no time~" B finished off with a smirk on their face, A knew what that face was for and started getting flustered. Both of them had a sort of mutual interest so to say, and with A being sick it wouldn't hurt to be a little indulgent right?

"fide fide, i'll try it" A is then straddled by B, who's sitting on their lap in bed much closer than before. Lightly holding them by the chin and tilting A's head back, B got a good view of their nose. It was definitely filled with cold, insides coated in snot, swollen and red. B did their best to be as gentle as possible with putting in the lil plastic device. When it was in B could see inside alot better. The decide sure widened out their nostrils opening them up allowing them to see deeper inside. This also made A's nose run, nostrils lightly flaring around it. "how's that?" "o-okay I guess" A answered while snorting thickly trying to keep everything in. "good now time for some fun~" B chimed, before A could say anything B starts to run their fingers gingerly along the bridge of A"s nose. It scrunched up at the feather touch sensations. Fingers every so lightly stroking in a teasing manner, A whines a little at the feeling wondering what B was planning on. "aaaw my poor baby's nose is all packed full of snot, don't worry. Gonna get it all out~" Fingers trailing down to underside of A's nose. Swirling and circling the opened nostrils caused them to flare even wider. Snot began to drip even more as A struggled to sniffle back the flood ready to burst. How could they with their nose opened oh so widely. Carressing the septum and nostrils, B's fingers were getting wet with the clear slime oozing out but B didn't mind at all. Their words only encouraging it. "that's it darling, it tickles so much doesn't it. Don't worry about the mess you're gonna make, i'll clean you up when you're done. Yeah that's right let me help you....aaaw it must tickle so bad huh baby? Gonna sneeze yet?" Huffing and puffing, their chest kept rising, and their hands scrambled for something to hold onto as they geared up for the fit. Grabbing B by the shirt and tugging them as close as they possibly could A sneezed right into their face. Allowing B to watching as their nostrils expelled all that snot in large desperate volumes. Each sneeze pushing cords and strings of it lower and lower down As face. Some tangling onto B's. After 5 of them A shuddered and tried to wipe the tears from their eyes while wriggling their needy nose around. "Bless you baby! Are you done?" Just as the was asked, A's breath caught, shaking their head a little as they gripped tighter. B looked fondly at A and reached out again through the webs of snot. "come on sweetheart, let some more out. I know your nose is full, big breathes for me. Yeah that's it oh it looks so bad in there. I can see how your nostrils are practically trembling sweetie. They're writhing so much!" Every sentence drove A's nose crazy, their nose streaming more than their eyes! It was like a waterfall of snot ready to spill over its confines! B wasn't exaggerating on how much they could see inside A's nose, everything was exposed to them and it was quite the sight! B could see just how close A was to exploding and decided that torturing them wasn't necessary. B gave A's twitchy lil nose a kiss and that seemed to do the trick! The more they sneezed the more snot blasted out at them. By now the top of B's shirt was soaked and their face was drenched in their germy spray and snot that connected them to that sensitive nose! It was another fit of 5 messy category 5 mucus waterfall sneezes before A's nose settled down. B was rather proud of their idea.

(hope ya like this Nonny, i sure had fun, feel free to send ^^)

[dr-ground-zero]

Okay calling all mess fuckers