#gross cw

[teaboot]

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

[strangelittleoyster]

Laios

[thegoldenavenger]

🍄 binghe perhaps...

the bleeding veil cap mushroom infected poor binghe ;w; i wonder however can shizun save him!

[justpronouncedkiiddo]

ermm, hes right behind me isnt he

[2-m0use]

This is your reminder that eating disorders are not glamorous, and malnutrition not only has awful long term affects, but short term ones too

I've been back and forth with constipation and diarrhea for a week now

[saintbleeding]

hiii i was just wondering if u could give jane prentiss a little love? she’s one of my favorite characters! feel free to include martin if u wish, i enjoy their interactions <3 i love ur art btw

[ID: Digital bust portrait of Jane Prentiss, a pale-skinned woman with long, matted hair in a low ponytail and acne scarring across her face and neck, with a bandaid on her neck and skin-picking wounds on her chest and shoulders. She does not appear to be clothed, and she looks upward with an expression of apprehension. Her skin and hair have a sickly, yellow-green tint. Text beside her reads “When did I first hear it?” in a spindly font. End ID.]

she’s sooooooooooo [twirls hair and throws wasp larvae like confetti]

[woodswake]

stardust crusaders 🤝 journey to the west

a group of five (give or take) - including a trickster who had previously fought immensely powerful enemies - has a clear westward destination in mind, but keep being waylaid by various baddies who put them into Situations along the way

also, piss is occasionally plot relevant.

[ossydrawsthingz335]

this is the worst comic ive ever made whyu do yiuj guyys follow me istg im so fucjki

[evilmagician430]

comic about cotard delusion (among other things)

[lalunanymph]

being pregnant with rafayel's half-lemurian babies would feel like a 9-month long fever dream

[teaboot]

Worst calls I've ever had working site security:

"There is a woman with no pants on behind the building"

"There is a guy with a knife out behind the building"

"Someone is taking a shit behind the building"

"This guy threw up three times and will not leave"

"There is a pack of teenage boys on mountain bikes riding around the building"

"There's a dead body out front" (not dead)

"There's a dead body in the parking lot" (not dead)

"There is a naked person in the bathroom"

"Someone is unconscious on the toilet"

"The angry lady who is constantly stealing is back"

"The loud racist guy is back"

"There is a very stubborn elderly man eating soup in a restricted area who is refusing to relocate"

"Someone let their large untrained non-service dog off-leash in the deli"

"There is a shirtless man smoking meth in a tree"

"There is a man covered in an unknown chemical substance insisting he needs to come inside to fight someone"

"An incredibly drunk man is trying to go home with the middle schooler who works at the candy store"

"And incredibly drunk man is trying to go home with the bank teller and is very insulted that she is treating him like some common creep"

"This woman will not leave the deli with her 'trained service lizard'"

"The new guy at the bread shop who is blind is trying to get in through the wrong gate and everyone's too nervous to go talk to him so we're all just standing here staring like assholes"

"The guy who always steals is back"

"The guy who yells scripture in front of the liquor store is back"

"I saw someone who looks homeless can you do something"

"We need you to remove a person who we're 80% sure just stole a pack of gum, no we do not have evidence but like just trust us on it"

"Can you stand between two people while they scream at each other so they don't stab each other"

"Someone just peed in the book store"

"Someone shit their pants and we don't know where they are"

"There is a live lobster somewhere"

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

ik its super gross but i have no one to talk to about the most HEINOUS snot sucking session i just had with charlie. it was BRIGHT YELLOW and there was SO MUCH it was THICKKKKK and it took foreverrrrrr oh my god. this is like the worst kind of pimple popping honestly. this is the most disgusting inclination i have but it's so satisfying and charlie can breathe so much better after even though it's apparently super loud. i love you frida snot sucker thingy.

[2strangecrows]

i debated posting this for a while, but i decided i wanted it to be up here. a very personal comic about emotions i cant describe

[facts-i-just-made-up]

can you explain the etymology of the word "syrup" please

Syrup is from the Latin "Serope," which can refer to any kind of liquid made by boiling sugar or proteins into a thick, usually sweet flavored and edible substance. Most often, plant products (especially fruits) are boiled into syrup, but syrups can also be made from vegetables, tree saps, and as one brony on 4chan learned, from Rainbow Dash figures boiled in

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[ask-roach-questions]

question that is both medical and culinary: do we clean the maggots out or leave them in?

This is a great question! It really depends on the situation and how long you're talking about leaving them in for.

In food: depends on what other food you've got available and how fussy your shipmates are. Maggots can be a nice additional protein source during long voyages. And if they're going to eat my biscuits I feel like they're fair game to be eaten themselves!

But some taste better than others. There's a kind that's pretty bitter so most sailors remove those unless they are super hungry. Here in the Caribbean we are never at sea for so long that the food begins to spoil badly and we've been lucky on the Revenge that we can always afford provisions so I usually just use maggoty food for fishing (definitely leave them in if you're using the food as bait - you'll attract more fish).

In wounds: there's a kind of maggot that only eats dead flesh and so those can be useful for cleaning a wound. But even that kind should only be considered to be a temporary, supervised guest. You'll want to clean them out after they are no longer useful. Other kinds should be cleaned out.

Hope that helps!

[caterjunes]

our baby rats have just hit puberty, which for rats means they start pissing on Everything Even More but particularly Mom's Hands and Moms Feet during playtime. which i just. i just can't fucking handle it. a couple drops once or twice a playtime is like, whatever, i'm used to it, it washes off. but this is just so much, every single time they walk across my foot or my leg or my arm or my hand a whole (rat-sized) stream of piss. i have been having a hard enough time mustering the activation energy to play with them anyways and now it's like Cool if i do this i'll hate them by ten minutes in