#grocery store bali

[mdnurhasan-blog]

Discover Bali’s Finest with Papa’s Deli: A Gourmet Experience Like No Other

Nestled in the heart of Bali, Papa’s Deli offers an unparalleled experience for food lovers, health enthusiasts, and those seeking a taste of local and imported specialties. From the freshest vegetables to gourmet groceries, this deli redefines what it means to shop and dine in style.

A Local Organic Market with a Gourmet Twist

Papa’s Deli is more than just a supermarket; it’s a hub for high-quality, fresh produce and organic products. As Bali’s premier destination for healthy eating, the deli stocks a variety of items, including fresh vegetables, organic groceries, and deli food that cater to both locals and tourists. Whether you’re searching for fresh salads or truffle parmesan fries, you’ll find every item crafted with care and authenticity.

Sandwiches and More: A Feast for Every Palate

For those who appreciate a good sandwich, Papa’s Deli is a must-visit. Their selection includes everything from classic cheeseburgers to smoked salmon bagels. Whether it’s a breakfast sandwich or a healthy sandwich option, the deli ensures that every bite is bursting with flavor and freshness. Don’t forget to try their bread sandwiches, made with organic vegetables and gourmet fillings.

A Fresh Market Experience

Papa’s Deli stands out as a fresh market where you can find locally sourced products alongside imported goods. From Bali’s best food delivery options to the healthiest salads, the deli caters to everyone’s needs. With an emphasis on freshness and quality, it’s no wonder Papa’s Deli is considered one of the best food stores in Bali.

Meat Lovers Rejoice

Meat lovers are in for a treat with Papa’s premium selection. From black angus striploin to freshly prepared rotisserie items, the deli’s offerings are second to none. Their meat delivery service ensures that you can enjoy the same quality at home as you would in-store. Whether you’re looking for hearty meals or healthy eating options, the deli delivers on all fronts.

The Perfect Bali Lunch Spot

Looking for the ideal Bali lunch? Papa’s Deli combines convenience with a touch of luxury. Enjoy sweet potato fries alongside their famous deli food, or opt for a light and refreshing salad from their salad bar. The deli also serves as a great meeting spot for friends and family, thanks to its hip and welcoming atmosphere.

Elevate Your Grocery Shopping

Papa’s Deli redefines grocery shopping in Bali. With organic market options, gourmet groceries, and fresh produce, this is a one-stop-shop for all your culinary needs. Whether it’s healthy sandwiches, smoked salmon bagels, or locally sourced meat, you can trust Papa’s to deliver quality without compromise.

Your Next Culinary Adventure Awaits

Experience the best of Bali food at Papa’s Deli. From the finest fresh vegetables to artisanal grocery items, this deli offers something for everyone. Visit today to explore their wide range of products, or take advantage of their Bali food delivery service to enjoy gourmet delights from the comfort of your home.

Papa’s Deli: Where fresh meets flavorful, and quality is always guaranteed.

[footygirl114]

Escolta (Alexia Putellas X Reader)

Surprise! I bring you the first part of a new series as a birthday present! So happy birthday, and I hope y'all enjoy! 🧡💜

The shrill ringing of your phone awoke you from the light sleep you were in, opening your eyes the bright sun on the beach in Bali you were currently laid out on almost blinded you. Reaching over to the table beside you, you snatched the ringing phone sparing it a quick glance as you answer the call with a “Hi boss.” 

“Y/N! How’s the time off?” she asks down the phone. 

You look around the secluded beach you have been relaxing on as you answer with “Peaceful.” 

Michelle, your boss, chuckles down the line as she says “I didn’t know that you could relax Y/N.” 

“I never said I was relaxed, but it is peaceful” You answer her back. 

“Secluded?” she asks you. 

You chuckle and tell her “I haven’t seen a soul since my grocery delivery 3 days ago.” 

Michelle laughs down the line and says “Well I hate to burst your bubble but your vacation is over, I have a job for you.”

For the last 11 days you had been on a secluded beach in Bali, trying to relax but also just enjoying the peace and quiet. It had been a long month working security for a group of British Diplomats who were traveling around the middle east working on peace deals. The few days of peace were needed after being consistently working for a month. 

“Where am I off to this time?” you asked Michelle, as you finally sat up on the lounger you had been laying in. Your mind immediately working overtime thinking about what you needed to do in order to get back to reality. 

“Actually, it’s a different assignment than you are used to but you are the only one I can trust with this one.” Michelle starts and when you do not interrupt she continues “I need you in Barcelona.” 

“Barcelona? for what?” you immediately ask, your mind buzzing wondering if you missed some major news story. 

Michelle chuckles as she says “It’s still a protection detail, but a more sensitive and less invasive one.” 

She has you confused and you stand and start to gather your bag to walk back to your cabin as you tell her “Michelle, just tell me, you know I hate it when you are evasive.” 

Michelle lets out a laugh as she says “Alexia Putellas.” 

“Who?” you ask, continuing the walk to your cabin to start packing. 

“She’s the most recent Ballon D’Or winner, the best woman’s player in the world, and she’s been gaining popularity and there is a some concerns for her safety when she’s attending events.” Michelle explains. 

“What do they need me for? I know they’d have security at these events?” you ask, finally reaching your cabin and immediately starting up your computer. 

“There has been some weird comments online, some fan mail sent in, and they want to make sure there is extra security without all the fuss of a full team.” she tells you. 

You groan as you realise you will basically be a baby sitter for this one “You need a babysitter.”

“Y/N, this could be massive for us, if we can do well here this can expand our clientele and we can finally start to get into the sports world. So yes, I need my best employee to provide the best low-key protection possible to the best football player in the world.” she says. 

“Flattery will get you everywhere Michelle. Send me the details and I will handle it” You tell her with a chuckle. 

“thank you” she chuckles and you finish off the conversation with pleasantries, as you turn on your computer to get your self back to reality. 

**

A week later you are parking the rental car outside of a nice looking apartment building right on the water in Barcelona, ready to head in and meet your new client. You had spent the last week visiting your shoebox of an apartment in London, that was pretty much used to store your stuff and be a landing pad between jobs. 

Having read up on the client and the job, you knew you would be staying in an apartment the client’s manager organised for you in the building. You also spent much longer than you cared to admit googling Alexia Putellas. Something about her captivated you and now that you are about to meet her you feel a bit creepy that you know so many things about her. 

Deciding to leave your bags in the trunk you walk into the apartment lobby, you were told that you were meeting Jose, the players manager, and that there was a seperate elevator to the penthouse apartment which was owned by Alexia. You walked in and looked around and noticed there was no doorman or security in the lobby, mentally noting that in your head you walked to the reception desk. 

“Hola, how can I help you?” the gentleman behind the desk asked you with a smile. 

Smiling back you notice his name tag and respond “Hola Miguel, I am here to see Jose.” 

Miguel nods and says “Perfect, it’s the elevator on the far right, I will swipe you up.” 

You stare at him for a second and respond with a “Gracias” and move toward the elevator, you hear his steps follow you and you watch as he pulls a card from his pocket and swipes it above the call button. 

When the elevator arrives, he allows you to board and leans in and swipes his card again on the inside as he presses the button for the penthouse. He smiles and steps back saying “It’ll go right to the penthouse, and I will let Jose know you are on the way up.” 

The doors close before you can respond, you spend the ride up and thinking over that whole interaction and how this job is going to be a lot harder than you expected if this is your first interaction. When you get up to the top and the doors open, you almost expect to have no one there but you are pleasantly surprised when you are met at the top by Jose. 

“Y/N? Nice to meet you I am Jose” he immediately starts with when the doors open and he holds out his hand to you. 

Shaking his hand you reply “It’s nice to finally meet you too.” 

Before you finish speaking he turns and starts walking and says “Come with me, I do not have much time before my next meeting but I will get you set up.” 

You move to follow and look around as you walk and notice a very formal living room and dining room you pass by, and then you pass through a doorway into a large open concept kitchen and family room. On the far side there is a hallway and you assume that there is at least one bedroom down it. 

When Jose moves to the kitchen island he grabs and turns to hand to you a set of keys and a key card like the one use to get into the elevator. “The keys are for your apartment, 2 floors down, and the card is for you to get into the elevator here and up to the penthouse, it's a private elevator directly to Alexia’s unit.” 

You continue to watch as he hands you a packet and continues with “you will find passes to the field, it will get you everywhere but into the change room. You will also find the schedule for the next few weeks of games and events we have already to committed too. This will change and things will be added but thats a rough outline. When Alexia is in her apartment we won’t be needing you, but anytime she leaves we expect you to follow.” 

At this point you have taken everything he has handed to you and you follow along looking at everything, when he stops talking you look up and see him looking at something over your shoulder. You turn sightly and lock eyes with Alexia Putellas, immediately the first thought in your head is holy shit the pictures do not do her justice.

“Jose, is this my new babysitter?” she asks with a chuckle as she walks closer to you, you also notice she came from down the hallway you think was bedrooms. 

Chuckling Jose responds with “Y/N meet Alexia, Alexia met Y/N the new security agent I have hired for you.” 

You reach out your hand to her and say “Nice to meet you ma’am” 

She reaches out and grabs your hand with a smile and says “please do not call me ma’am. Alexia is fine.” 

“Noted ma’am” when she gives you the eye you correct “I mean Miss. Putellas.” 

Jose chuckles and interrupts the staring contest by saying “I need to run, but I think you should be good from here.” 

“I’ll walk you out” Alexia chimes in and follows him to the front door. 

You stand there watching wondering if you should be doing something, and you decide to look at the schedule you were given. A few moments later you know she has walked back in, you were a highly trained operative after all, but you refused to look up.

You listen as she walks over to the other side of the kitchen island you are standing at and she says “So I think we need to set some things straight.” 

You look up giving her your full attention and ask “what do you mean?.” It was a mistake meeting her eyes cause now you are lost looking into them, and you have to dig your nails into your palm to keep your self focused. It was a trick you had learned in your many years in the military to keep your mind present and not wonder on patrols. 

“I didn’t want you. I don’t need extra security. This was all Jose’s idea and I really don’t think I need someone following me around.” she says as she crosses her arms over her chest watching for your reaction. 

What she says doesn’t take you by surprise, its not the first time a client has said this to you and you know it won’t be the last. “You may not think you need it, but I have seen the videos and clips, and seen the messages you have gotten. You may not think you need it right now, but the whole point of hiring me is that I am going to work my ass off to make sure nothing happens and you continue to remain safe.” 

She stands there for a moment staring at you and you feel like your being judged hard. When she finally shrugs and says “Fine, but I do not like this, and I need to make sure you understand that football is my life and I will not let anything get in the way of it.” 

You feel like she is talking about more than just a protection detail but you can’t even entertain that right now. “Listen Miss Putellas, I got in to your apartment no questions asked by saying I was here to see Jose. Anyone could have done that, and that is not okay when you have no warning of someone coming into your apartment.” 

“What?” she asks and moves around the island to your side. 

“No one even asked who I was or why I was here, they just scanned me into your elevator. People are crazy and anyone could have found out where you live and come into your apartment. I will not let that happen, and the first thing I am going to do is make sure you are safe and comfortable in your own apartment.” When you finish you realise you may have gone on a bit of rant and immediately feel the blush rush to your cheeks. 

She moves closer to you and says “You really are here to just keep me safe?” you nod and she continues “and you won’t get in my way?” She asks looking right into your eyes. 

Nodding you answer “I understand passion, and I know what it feels like to have the drive you do, I will not get in your way. If anything I want to take this off your plate and make you feel confident in anything you are doing.” 

The ringing of her phone causes her to jump back, and you notice how close you were to closing the space between the two of you. While she distracts her self by the phone, you move to gather yourself and your paperwork and you move toward the door. 

“You will need to go to the lobby and get on the other elevator, but your apartment is 1212. I won’t be going anywhere tonight but I leave at 8am to go to training.” She says as she covers the mouth piece on the phone. 

“I will see you in the morning.” you tell her and keep your self from looking at her by pressing the button on the elevator. When it arrives you move to get on it and you can’t help your self but look up and meet her eyes. She smiles and winks at you just as the door closes and you know you need to keep this professional, but you are going to be in big trouble while you try. 

[emiratesviisa]

Exploring the UAE: 10 things to do in Umm Al Quwain

Even while Umm Al Quwain isn't the most well-known emirate in the United Arab Emirates, it does have some undiscovered jewels. There are numerous benefits to visiting, even for just one day, including outdoor activities and traditional Emirati culture. The following are the top 10 things to do while you're there after receiving your emirates visa for South African citizens. 

Mangrove Beach

The picturesque setting in Khor Al Yeefrah, hitherto a hidden gem in the emirate, is currently being improved with things like thatched parasols, swings, a cafe, and BBQ spaces. For those who want to explore the diverse flora and fauna in the emirate's protected area, kayaks are available for rent, and on the weekends, a DJ spins music. Although there is a minor entrance fee for cars, the amenities, and the picturesque setting make the trip worthwhile. Already, people like to picnic there at dusk.

Kitesurfing

Get away to Kite Beach Center, where Bali and Zanzibar collide. The first licensed kitesurfing school in the emirate is located at this laid-back beach resort. All instructors are qualified by the International Kiteboarding Organization, and classes are offered for all skill levels. Although there is a little admittance fee (see the website for the most recent costs), it's a terrific place to spend the day relaxing in the sun and taking part in other water sports like kayaking or snorkeling. Additionally, visitors may stay overnight or rent cabanas for four hours, however, reservations are advised due to the busy season.

Tarzan Gym

This unique idea creates a space on the beach that resembles something that might appear in The Flintstones more so than a typical gym. This entertaining gym is tucked away in Kite Beach Centre and is made up of several wooden pieces of equipment. Giant wooden dumbbells, barbells, and monkey bars are just a few of the adult-only "toys" available, making it a fun spot to go with friends and one that looks great on Instagram.

Thunder Road Pizza & Grill

Although Dubai is frequently mentioned as the nation's culinary capital, Thunder Road is a true hidden gem. With hundreds of handcrafted cheeses, mouthwatering pizza, and, to top it all off, stunning ocean views from the patio, this Italian restaurant run by Italians will transport you to Italy. You must taste their handmade burrata. It's Italy meets the US with a pool table and kids' playground at the Barracuda Beach Resort, making it well worth the day trek up the coast. There is even a grocery store there where you can stock up on genuine Italian treats after applying emirates visa for South African nationals.

An abandoned aircraft

On the coast of the tiny emirate, an abandoned Russian cargo jet has become quite the attraction. The former skydiving airport is now home to the Barracuda Beach Resort, and the Soviet-era aircraft is visible from the E11 that leads to the hotel. It has been there for over twenty years. It is a fascinating location for aviation enthusiasts that was once cloaked in secrecy. We now know that the Ilyushin IL-76, sometimes known as "Candid" under NATO operations, originally flew for the Soviet Union in the 1970s to replace the equally illustrious Antonov 12.

Vida Beach Resort

The Vida Beach Hotel, the newest addition to Umm Al Quwain's tourist scene, enables pet owners to enjoy the emirate's lovely coastline without having to locate a sitter. The hotel is stylish and, as one would expect from Emaar, the attention to detail is excellent. It is one of many hotels that have seen a market niche for the growing number of staycation travelers in the nation looking to bring their pets with them.

Umm Al Quwain Fort and Museum – Fort Al Ali

The fort-turned-museum, one of the emirate's most cherished assets, provides tourists with a wealth of historical information. The Al Mualla royal family's founder, Sheikh Rashid Bin Majid Al Mualla, ruled Umm Al Quwain in 1768, making it the city's oldest historical structure. The fort was initially used as his residence and administrative center, but since becoming a museum in 2000, it has become a memorial to the history of the little emirate. Visitors can tour the property's former prison, weapon room, military room, and numerous other household spaces, providing a glimpse into construction methods used long before the contemporary UAE was created.

Siniya Island

Take a boat from the shore to Siniya Island, which is eight kilometers east of Umm Al Quwain, where the island provides a fantastic glimpse into the historical and ecological splendor of the emirate. Before relocating to the mainland 200 years ago, Umm Al Quwain residents first settled on the island. Visitors can see a variety of wildlife on the island, including birds like the Socotra Cormorant and the Arabian Gazelle. The island is known for its mangroves, ghaf trees, and desert flora and fauna. On the island, there are 65 different archaeological sites, including burials, building remnants, and towers.

Dreamland Aqua Park

Dreamland, one of the oldest water parks in the area, has established itself as a landmark. The park, which opened in 1997, is 250,000 square meters in size and has more than 30 rides, slides, and other attractions. Families can camp overnight or rent an air-conditioned cabana for a day to enjoy the park's beautiful gardens on the coast. This area is more than just a waterpark.

Labsah Camel Racing Track

Camel racing is one of the oldest Emirati customs and is popular with both royals and commoners. It is a unique event in the nation and gives locals an opportunity to show off their cherished possessions. This is where the more genuine aspect of the country can be seen, even though it's a little bit rougher around the edges than events like the Dubai World Cup. Weekends in the winter are often when races take place around the 4 km track. Watch this amazing camel race after getting your emirates visa for South African passport holders.

[dagothventing]

If there’s one thing i’ve learned over the years, it’s when i know a relationship is reaching its expiration date. At least, in my head.

Back when I was 14, i watched a movie about a woman who divorced her husband and packed up to travel to Italy, India, and then Bali to find herself and eventually, the “true” love of her life. My mom, recently divorced herself, and with the two of us having just packed up and moved up to a different state 6 hours north of the state we’d both been born in, decided to watch it.

Eat, Pray, Love.

14 years later, it’s become a movie I come back to when a relationship is nearing its end.

When I was gearing up to leave my husband at the age of 23, I watched it. Religiously. With my favorite order of food from a local Asian restaurant and a few bottles of affordable yet delicious wine from the nearby grocery store in hand, I’d watch it. Always with a box of tissues in arm’s reach.

When i was 27, dealing with an incredibly toxic partner-turned-stalker, who sent their friends after me with death threats and messages to off myself, I ran into the arms of Liz. The only person who really understood what it was like to go from relationship to relationship without giving myself much of a breather. A woman who lost herself in her partners every time. A woman who wanted more for herself than that constant suffering of shaping herself for a person that wanted her to be a certain way. A way she could never actually be.

Now, at 28, I think of that movie as i face the disappointments my current partner has continued to bring to me. I sat with those disappointments alone for a while until i realized i had many in common, and that was the problem: what i disliked about my partner is what i hated in myself. I don’t want to do either of those anymore. Disliking things about them or hating things about me.

One thing all three of these relationships has in common is my desire for freedom towards the end. Each of them clutched to me in fear of losing me when, in reality, they already had lost me in their own ways with their own nonsense. And the more they tried to grip onto me because of how they “needed” me, the more i thrashed, the harder i bit, and the sharper i scratched.

Perhaps i am meant to be alone for the time being. Perhaps it would be better for me. I keep losing pieces of myself to people that don’t deserve me, and now the people that do, don’t have anything i can give of myself to them. I feel so numb most of the time that maybe it’s because I keep forcing myself into these relationships i’m not ready or grown enough for.

Maybe it’s time for me to end things and find myself. Finally.

[sushiavalanche]

one of my favorite stories is when I was basically living in bali doing the expat thing, and my girlfriend from there was with me at the grocery store..

I found some kind of dried salted snack and asked her what it was, to which she replied with something that sounded like a riddle, in this mysterious, almost melancholy fashion, "She lives in the sea, and takes her home with her wherever she goes."

"Oh! It's salted sea snail!"

Me trying to remember whether one with a house is a slug or a snail

[the-firebird69]

Bali was the largest known clown used in a circus #runwaygen2 #ai #midjo...

They put up three of these tonight so far a giant lizard a giant bird and the guy almost died and the second guy with the lizard almost died and what they have here looks like a clown human but it's an orangutan and these people almost died this is would you like food because he's getting angry I said yes food or you save a lot of food and they actually grabbed them and put them into a cage and brought her back home no they tried to torture him no they did was in a cage it says the bars are too thick I tried and so I sent suggested technique and says you have to promise me to try and escape since oh and so he did and he tried the technique and it worked and he left he says my hands hurt from stretching so my son said you can move your hands around like this and then he'd have banana and food is in the jungle area and it was near it now and he said where do I get bananas and food just have you seen those buildings and he says yeah so at night you just make a hole and we can't see you so goes in and he eats like tons of stuff he's doing it and he's in Civilization cuz I don't know where I am so call for helping me help them out so Suzanne because that's the leader he says he knows you later since I know him now and help me so they found the grocery store like ruined and they looked for him but he's out in trouble he's got said which one but I got in trouble but they're putting him out there to show that they know what these things can get to answer threat and stuff but really they're threatening each other it's a pain in the ass

Thor Freya

Olympus

[icarusthelunarguard]

This Week’s Horrible-Scopes

It’s time for this week’s Horrible-Scopes! So for those of you that know your Astrological Signs, cool! If not, just pick one, roll a D12, or just make it up as you go along. It really doesn’t matter. Better yet! Check out “Heart of the Game, Fredonia” and see if they can sell you those D12’s with the symbols on them. Tell them “Shujin Tribble” sentcha. And “Hail, Hail, Fredonia!” Home of the Blue Devil!

Even though it’s still only just barely into the New Year, you need a vacation. And since we’re nothing if not cheap, we’ll just tell you where you should go even if you can’t afford it. And, no! We’re not going to tell you to Go To Hell. Chances are you’ve already been told that enough times this week. 

Aries 

We’re dropping you off just north of the Dominican Republic at Turks & Caicos! This collection of roughly 100 islands is popular with honeymooners and for good reason: sparkling white sand, crystal-clear water, and nearly 350 miles of colourful coral reef! Be sure to spend a day or two lounging on Grace Bay Beach with plenty of opportunities to snorkel, scuba dive, and ride horses along the coast. So This Week… Be sure to check your horse’s belly strap before you go riding. Not because you’re liable to fall but because you want to know if you’re on a stallion or a mare. Trust us, there is a difference in temperament. 

Taurus 

If you bend an ear you’ll enjoy all the art and flowers and canal-lined streets and "coffee shops" and high-end boutiques… Welcome to Amsterdam! Yes, you could enjoy the art or the food or the bicycling… and you can have a stop to enjoy the street food scene by eating herring or Dutch fries, or satisfy your sweet tooth with stroopwafels. So This Week… Buy some stroopwafels at your local grocery store and TRY to imagine they aren’t Cock-Waffles. We DARE you.

Gemini  

WELP! If picturesque beaches and warm weather are what you're after, look no further than the British Virgin Islands! You’ll have easy access to Smuggler's Cove and Brewers Bay. And if you book your hotel room on Tortola, the area's largest island, you can hop between the smaller islands on boat tours. So This Week… Re-learn all your maritime terminology before you try to steal a 20-sail pirate clipper. Oh, and buy some sea sickness pills.

Cancer Moon-Child 

This might be a little weird, but you’re getting sent to the “U-A-E”! the United Arab Emirates, specifically to Dubai. You COULD do something simple, like visit the Dubai Mall. Or how about indoor Ski Dubai? And how about freaking out after getting to the top of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building on the planet, at over 800 Meters tall. So This Week… We know you wanted to know, so - it would take just shy of 13 seconds for you to go “SPLAT!” after jumping off that thing, with an impact of over Seven-Hundred-Thousand joules. So don’t do that! It might not hurt YOU, but it’ll hurt someone else.

Leo 

We’re sending you to the largest island in French Polynesia - Tahiti! And just to get you over your fear of the ocean we’ve booked you into a lavish overwater bungalow. And once you’ve stopped having a panic attack, there’s prime snorkeling and surfing conditions all around you. If you're staying on dry land you COULD look for more cultural activities, like the island's temples, or shop for Tahitian pearls. So This Week… Don't ask what a pearl necklace is worth here. Just trust us.

Virgo 

Your vacation is just a chance for you to get away from everything and be calm, peaceful, and serene. We’re sending you to the lush Indonesian paradise of Bali. Right now it’s the dry season, so beachtime will be perfect. Follow that up with tours through some temples, and finish up with dinner in the village of Kintamani, home to a towering (and active) volcano. So This Week… If you take a Balinese cooking class and the instructor suggests heating your pan in the magma, IT’S A TRICK! DON’T DO IT!

Libra

Talk about an historic location, your destination brings you to one of the original Seven Natural Wonders of the World! A place with, literally, one-of-a-kind scenery. You’ll be looking through some of the over 600 islands and 1,500-plus species of fish, but you better be careful with them all. You’ll be Underwater up the coast of Queensland, Australia and snorkeling in Australia's Great Barrier Reef! It will be a bit dangerous, being that it’s ’stralia, but we trust you not to do anything life threatening. So This Week… learn what Ozzie plants you are NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH - specifically the “Gympie-Gympie”. Do NOT touch it! Seriously! This is No Joke! You WILL want to die!

Scorpio 

The best part about your destination is you pretty well already know the local language and cuisine. Take your choices from historical landmarks and modern-day attractions, London, England is a world unto itself. Do things the easy way: join a tour that takes you to the Tate Modern art institution, Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, Borough Market, and the British Museum. And once you’re done there, have a sit down classic afternoon tea. But plan on a weekend trip to share a Sunday roast at a local pub. So This Week… get used to the taste of Malt Vinegar because you WILL be shot on sight for trying to put ketchup on your Fish-n-Chips!

Sagittarius 

Not only are you headed to a beautiful city overlooking the Balearic Sea, but you’ll get an amazing theme song out of it. You’re headed out to Barcelona, Spain! Walk through Medieval architecture, take in the intricate Basílica de la Sagrada Família, and enjoy Antoni Gaudí's whimsical creations in Park Güell. Spend some time in the water at Barceloneta beach before checking out the restaurants and bars along Las Ramblas at all hours of the night… which will be perfect for your jet lagged brain. So This Week… find your old Spanish notes from High School and try to remember if you were taught Castilian Spanish or not. It WILL make a difference in how you’re treated.

Capricorn 

Regardless if you say it cah-RIB-bee-ahn, or cah-rah-BEE-anne, you’re headed to the mountainside resorts of St. Lucia. Planning on swimming and relaxing in the ocean? Head to Reduit Beach or Anse Chastanet. Want a little more adventure? Try zip lining through the Chassin region’s rainforest. It’s the dry season now, so it’ll be a little more expensive, but considering what the weather and food will be like, it’ll be worth it. So This Week… stop being stingy and just buy a new bottle of sunscreen. That last one expired in the twenty-teens.

Aquarius 

You want to claim you’re an “oenophile”, do you? Well we’re shipping you off to Santorini, Greece! It’s a top honeymoon destination with breathtaking sunsets, whitewashed villages and colorful beaches. History buffs could check out Ancient Thira, then get your wine-tasting in while visiting central Santorini's wine tours. The best part of this whole vacation is… alfresco dinner at Amoudi Bay. So This Week… make sure you have lots of memory storage for your camera and a proper power adapter so you don’t blow it up this time.

Pisces  

Have we got something special for you! Someone, and we’re not naming names, actually PAID for a Certain Somepony to get, and I QUOTE… “a naughty scope”. So Roxy? You’re getting sent to Negril, Jamaica to spend a week at Hedonism II! You’re booked in Mid-March for “Hedo Swing Breakers” with your choices of fun like: a Boozy Easter Egg Hunt, Truth or Dare Jenga, a Rave Igloo, Dinner on the Beach, or a Car Wash. That’s right! It’s a Clothing Optional all-adult resort hosting a huge lifestyle party for couples and throuples ages 19-45… OH, wait… You’ve already aged out of that bracket. Well, shoot. Uhm… You could just stay home and be nude all you want instead. It’s a lot cheaper too. Sorry. (That good enough, Kali? Oh, OOPS! Sorry!)

And THOSE are your Horrible-Scopes for this week! Remember if you liked what you got, we’re obviously not working hard enough at these. BUT! If you want a better or nastier one for your own sign or someone else’s, all you need to do to bribe me is just Let Me Know - or check out the Ko-Fi page ( https://ko-fi.com/icarusthelunarguard )! These will be posted online at the end of each week via Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Discord, and BLUESKY.

[garyjugert]

Uniclues:

1 Every other slice.

2 The gay area in Denpasar.

3 "Don't believe it when he says he needs to check your wicks."

4 Backward Santa on the beach.

5 Ones saying, "You'd think with a rack like that he could find us a better place than this grocery store parking lot."

6 Early Beatles lyric eventually replaced by Obladi Oblada.

7 Primary reason westerners stay put.

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1 ODD WONDER BREAD

2 YOUNG BUCKS' BALI

3 ACOLYTE ADVISES

4 SUN BURNT OHOH

5 CRITICAL ELKS (~)

6 ERR BLAH NAH

7 THE EAST? BIPOLAR!

[daisylife7]

Bamboozled: Weave baskets that naturally enhance any space

Bamboo shopping baskets have a plethora of uses, may it by going to the grocery store, the market or even helping you carry stuff around the house, these weave baskets can do it all. The uses of weave baskets that are natural go beyond just around the house. It is still heavily used in farms, gardening & foraging. People all around are exploring new ways to incorporate natural elements into their routines. Weave baskets, natural fibers, and biodegradable & sustainable products are in increasing demand today. These baskets have an all-purpose use in today’s context, let’s explore a few options, shall we? Weave Baskets: The multi-functional bamboo shopping basket.

1 Picnics are for everyone- The days to actually go on a picnic may seem childish to most of us but imagine prepping for a day of relaxation, sunlight & snacking. Everything you need is neatly packed in an open picnic basket, just like you see in any American sitcom or show. Why limit such a beautiful basket to just picnics? This weave basket is naturally robust and will make for a great carrier for your daily runs to the market, carry anything you want in it and it won’t disappoint you.

2 Wicker wiser- This gorgeous basket will make you say oh baby! It can carry your fur babies or even fresh harvests from the market back home. Even better store your produce and make your kitchen look like a food channel set while the wicker baby basket sits in the corner subtly elevating the aesthetic of your space. Our weave baskets are natural & will add a grounded feel to whatever space they are kept in.

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[leebrontide]

Fuck it I'm gonna start writing about my garden

Ok, I need to get this out of my system so I'm gonna start posting about my garden on here. Will tag. Mute if you need.

So we closed on the new place mid Sept this year. Literally that day we planted:

A Haralson Apple Tree: which was developed right in MN back in the 20s. We picked it because it's semi-dwarf, stores well, and has a complex flavor and nice firm fruit. I can not stand a mealy apple. It's also supposed to be a pretty picturesque tree, which is nice.

A Honeycrisp Apple Tree: a super popular MN-bred sweet variety that's super good at pollinating for Haralson. Not technically a huge worry since apple trees can pollinate with crabapples which half the neighborhood has used for decorative trees, but still. If you just drop me at a grocery store and say "get an apple" I always know this is a sure win. Also a semi-dwarf, so it won't devour the whole property.

A Mount Royal Plum: We put this one right between the apples, right along the side of the house that goes across the ally. We picked this because there's a broad consensus that this is the tastiest plum that reliably grows in MN winters where you may have a -40F (which is weirdly also -40C?) at least a couple times over the course of the winter. Just a lil guy it only get's 12ft high. Which is great because since the fruit is softer than an apple you have to be more careful about harvesting it.

Ok, so 3 trees. That's not too weird, right?

Right, but here's the thing. This property was one of the oldest ones in my inner city neighborhood, so it's got this extra-wide lot, and due to the physical limitations of the lovely elderly couple we got the place from, it has next to no landscaping. Including along the gorgeous Victorian porch that runs the full front of the house. It's just sad half-dead grass.

So obviously I needed to do some planting there.

Did you know there are dwarf cherry trees that grow in a shrub-shape and only get 5-8ft tall? Because those are a thing, even in my frigid climates.

I was gonna hold off, wait for spring, but there was a sale. And the sooner you get fruit trees in the ground the sooner you actually get fruit. We may be waiting a few years in any case.

So I impulse bought 6 cherry shrubs.

2 Wowza cherries

2 Juliette cherries

and 2 Romeo cherries

These three are considered to be three of the sweetest varieties that grow in this climate. I had an Evans Bali in the old yard, and Starling and I loved them, but Pookie found them too tart to eat outside of pies or jams. I have never actually eaten any of these! But I am hopeful she'll enjoy these. I was shocked that each of them were nearly 2ft tall. Hopefully they don't mind being on the northern side of the house (and thus the shadier sound of the house).

Hopefully we didn't get them in too late, since it snowed the day after I planted the Wowza's.

Stay tuned for ramblings about the more obscure fruit varieties we're considering adding, a tea ingredient garden, getting rid of grass lawns, the blueberry patch we want to condition the soil for, pollinator and companion planting, and more.

[swoftbambi]

°″・rich boys aot 👾☁️

w/eren, jean, armin, levi, porco ♡

eren: i feel like he got his money from his mother (i can only think of fashion designer carla because of miekasa). he can’t have money he spends it frivolously. he buys caviar just because and he hates it. eren takes him and his friends on vacation getaways mostly to somewhere sunny (just got armin :D) and he gets the best hotel. no for fashion he shows himself out, he buys the newest gym wear and designer shit. if you’re with him make sure you don’t go bankrupt cause this boy can spend.

jean: for me, rich boy jean is natural to me. he got his money from his mom and dad. they have a family business or i think of prince jean living lavishly. he doesn’t really spend his money a lot. he mostly buys some cashmere sweater or new watch. most of his money goes towards dates and gifts for you. jean will spend his money on you like he’s some type of sugar daddy i swear, but he does it cause he loves you and wants you to have everything.

armin: he got his money from being born into a rich family (this aint canonverse so shhh), his parents. now he does not spend his money, and when he does it’s mostly on books, jewelry, or small trinkets like those random things you find at those random thrift stores. (look under cut) he does spend his money though on tropical vacations, bali, cancun, the caribbean islands, that’s where he will go all out. he donates some of his money. whatta king.

connie: connies just like eren but dumber?. now this dude got his money from investing and all of a sudden he checked his bank account and was like :0. he spends his money on clothes particularly shoes. drops 100k for the new yeezy collection. spends a mortgage on a custom fanny pack from louis v. cant even. he secretly wants to be invited or get a ticket to the met gala. he doesn’t really go on vacation or really go anywhere, he’s a hermit in his big ass house.

levi: he got his money from his business. yes ma’am. he again does not spend it. you would never think he has a sea full of green until you see him with a paul rich watch. he spends his money wisely. groceries, mortgage, and car that’s it. he will though when your dating let you pick where you spend your anniversary. doesn’t give you a budget cause it’s supposed to be about you and him.

porco: got rich from business. ceo porco in ya area! he’s like another levi but you would know he was rich but you wouldn’t know how much dinero in the banko. like his house is like those generic modern la mansions. spends his money on good looking clothes and cars. ferraris, lambos, mercedes benz’s. maybe even buy a mf nascar who knows. he kinda acts like your sugar daddy, he’ll buy you anything that you want tbh and pretends you’re asking for the most. you could literally be like “i don’t really want it”.

© 2021 all rights reserved flavoni do not copy, repost, edit, and/or plagiarize any of my works.

[dark-green-line]

Etch-a-Sketch Emmet AU Part 4

The pals have made it to Alola. Which pokemon will they meet? What hijinks will ensue? Will they get any closer to finding their long lost third? Find out this time on Dragon Ball Z

"Cheri, why are you doing that?"

"Doing what?"

"Digging through a pile of berries you found on the ground?"

"We need more berries."

"We can buy them."

"Why do that when there are berries right here for free?"

Later, a very cranky crabominable found in a berry pile will demonstrate why.

"Emmet don't go in there!"

"Why not?"

"Acerola just warned us about the ghosts in there."

"Archeops knows a dark move. It's fine"

That Cheri and Emmet spent three hours in a haunted grocery store because the local ghosts hide the door until you've played hide-and-seek with them enough times would suggest that it was not, in fact, fine.

"Watch your step, you two! Avoid the shadows you see moving on the ground or the rufflets will dive at you."

"You got it!" "Okay."

Both of them get caught underneath every shadow on the trail. They are covered in feathers. The rufflets are ruffled. The guide is laughing at them. They will have to do this in reverse tomorrow.

"Look at how gorgeous this place is, Emmet!"

"...The flowers are verrrry pretty."

They have a picnic in the meadow. Cheri is in love with the place, she wants to have a photoshoot here. She wants to live here. Bury her in alolan wildflowers.

Everything is a bit too...quiet for Emmet. There's no movement other than the rustling of leaves as pokemon go about their day in the tall flowers. There's hardly any breeze. The sun is...verrry bright. Not Emmet's favorite place.

He's happy for Cheri tho. She went searching through the flowers for a new pokemon and caught an Oricorio.

When they go to register it at the pokecenter, the attendant tells them the form she caught is the 'Balie Form' which makes it fire/flying.

Cheri smiles deviously. Emmet does not trust it.

"Fire type, huh? Suppose I'll have to name you Rawst, that way you, me and Pecha can all have a berry good time!"

“UGGHHH”

“We’ll bee-dril such a berry strong team!”

Sometimes, Emmet thinks making a friend was a mistake.

Sometimes, Emmet is so very glad that he and Cheri met. While satiating Emmet's unexplainable desire to be up high, they find their way to the Hokulani Observatory. It didn't show them any clues as to where the pull in Emmet's chest is trying to take him, but they did see a lot of Charjabugs- something about the little bugs and their little hums and their little sparks is so achingly familiar that Emmet sways on his feet.

Cheri is there to catch him. They talk it out, chase the memory, and Cheri catches him again when he tries to flail onto the ground out of frustration when he just. can't. reach it.

Despite it all, the Charjabugs are comforting. Cheri suggests he catch one. Emmet introduces him to Archeops at dinner that night and the old bird very graciously lets the Charjabug curl up on his head. Cheri takes a picture.

They've been in Alola for three weeks. It's been lovely, and Elesa adores her Oricorio, but she can tell that Emmet is getting listless.

Elesa would like to maybe just stay here. Go on picnics in the flowers and enjoy the slow life and forget all the stress of her old life.

It's a nice fantasy, but she didn't leave Nimbasa to find a retirement plan. She left to find Ingo. He's still out there somewhere, and it's not here in Alola.

Elesa takes Emmet down to the water. "Which way?"

Emmet hums. Points. "That way."

'Cheri' charts a boat to Hoenn.

@manchasama

[margaglitterdeath]

Richie Tozier in one of his specials: "no, no, no. No, stop clapping for my husband! That guy's an asshole...He is so much fucking funnier than me it's infuriating..like that epic shit master plan he pulled the other time. Listen, listen!- We were in grocery store, he made an eye contact with some random lady and suddenly there was police comming after me! NO. I will not elaborate. OF COURSE I WILL elaborate, for fucks sake..why would we be even here then for?!.. So The Thing Is that that absolute motherfucker spent our Bali vacation learning the morse code.. the fucking MORSE CODE!! And i was like - 'Ok, sure.. what a nerd, am i right??' ..like no thoughts head empty i did not think it's gonna be that relevant for me..like 'whatever'.. But what happed was that, that Bitch of an asshole started blinking the goddamn SOS in morse code on random people in public when he doesen't like my jokes -WHICH IS FUCKING ALL THE TIME!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? THAT SON OF A LITTERAL BITCH WAS BLINKING SOS LIKE BEYONCÉ IS GETTING GRAMMYS AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!! FUCK! And it just Went South™ this once 'cos he blinked at some lady that understands morse code and she decided to not take a chance on it being just a joke!! (which is like so fucking wonderfull of her!.. i mean everyone lets clapp for her. let's clapp for Sandy-that's her name! fucking Sandy! i love that woman.. such a good thing to do...) It just soo happend that it ended up real shitty for me!. THE FUCKING COPS CAME LIKE 'SIR, TAKE A FIVE STEPS OFF THAT MAN. RIGHT NOW, SIR. THERE'S BEEN POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING REPORTED, SIR. MOVE, SIR, NOW' and i am standing there, in the middle of a candy aisle, next to my pain in the ass of a husband, frozen AF wondering like 'what in the goOd dAamn funKy Jesus chrIst fuck is happening right now ??' while EDDIE is loosing his shit laughing, taking the fucking stepps off of me.. Can you imagine that situation? Can you imagine that explenation that continued??? I almost shat my good pants AND FOR WHAT?! I GOT OWNED! Like how am i EVER gonna top this? Hmm?! Fucking asshole pegged me so hard! The dedication! That fucking malice! The work and patience put into his evil plan! I cannot compete I have a god damn ADHD - I could Never!!... christ. ....I love him. SO. MUCH. he is so awfull. I'm gonna go home blow him so hard... god."

"And btw we stayed friends with Sandy..we send each other Christmas cards, now..Ours are addresed to Miss Sandy the Savior.. "

i mean..tell me it's not true😎🥺✨🌚🌝👁️👃👁️👌✌️

[softholand]

gingerbread kisses - t.h

pairing: tom holland x youtuber!reader

warnings: a lot of dialogue and some good old festive fluff

words: 2.5k

a/n: this is like a part two of my youtuber!reader series, it can also be read on it’s one but if you haven’t read chocolate kisses yet, you can do it here i really hope you guys enjoy it and please let me know what you think!! ✨

It was another normal workday at your flat, you had all your lights and camera set in your living room, ready to start filming. Today’s video was going to be a Q&A with a special guest, Tom Holland.

It was expected that your baking video with him was going to be one of the most successful ones, but you weren’t expecting the number of views that, to this day, a whole month later, kept coming.

With so many comments almost begging you to bring him to your channel again, you finally gave in and asked him to do a Q&A with you, but since it was the end of the year and Christmas was just around the corner, you decided that, while you answered your viewer's questions, you two could build gingerbread houses.

“Tom, where are you? I’m about to start this without you!” You shouted from the living room floor, where you were seated. “I’m coming, I just had to get something before,” Tom answered, appearing in front of you, wearing a ridiculously ugly Christmas jumper, making you burst out laughing.

“Oh my God! Where did you get that?” You asked, trying to recover from your fit of laughing. “Oh, don’t worry, darling! There’s one for you too!” He stated, taking an identical jumper from behind him.

“You’re not letting me get out of this, are you?” You questioned, sighing when you saw him shake his head. Once you took your (his) hoodie out, replacing it with the ugly sweater, you were finally ready to start recording.

“Hi guys, welcome back to another video! This week we have a special guest that you guys have been asking since our last video together.” You said, giving Tom time to sit next to you. “It’s Tom!”

“It’s me!” He exclaimed, smiling at the camera. “This time we’re not baking anything but, since Christmas is almost here, I thought it was a good idea for us to build some gingerbread houses!” You said, pointing to the kits you had bought on your last trip to the grocery store.

“It’s been so long since I’ve done this!” Tom smiled, clearly excited to start. “But, instead of just sitting here, I asked you guys on Instagram to send some questions so we could answer while doing our houses. What do you think?” You questioned, looking at him.

“Dangerous… but fun!” He said, making you laugh. “So, we have the Christmas tree with the lights on, it’s starting to snow outside, I’ve made us some hot chocolate and of course, we cannot forget our ugly sweaters, courtesy of Tom.” You grinned.

“You’re welcome!” He praised, making you roll your eyes. “I’d said we’re ready to start.” You announced, to which he gave you two thumbs-ups.

Once you had taken the house out of its package, you laid all the biscuit parts in front of you, Tom doing the same beside you.

“So, the first question is “What’s your best/worst memory together?” You let them know while putting the baking glue on your biscuit. “Do you wanna start?” Tom offered, to which you shrugged. “It’s okay, you can go first.” You said, seeing that he already had the answer at the tip of his tongue.

“Best memory is your twentieth birthday party.” He stated, without taking his eyes out of his project. “Why?” You asked, also concentrating on building the house.

“C’mon, y/n! You know why!” Tom finally looked up, making kissy lips to you. “Tom! It’s supposed to be a surprise for the end of the video!” You whined, earning a chuckle from him. “Okay, fine! I’ll behave!” He said, making you laugh this time.

“I think my favorite memory of us is at the Far From Home premiere party! We had so much fun!” Tom declared, making you smile. “Yeah, that was nice!” You agreed, thinking about your favorite memory with Tom. “Mine is probably when we went to New York, I loved that trip!” You confessed, remembering all the crazy things you and Tom did back then.

“Yeah, that was a good one!” Tom agreed, smiling at you. “Worst one has to be the time paparazzi locked us outside of that restaurant. It was awful, I honestly thought I was gonna die that day.” You remembered, feeling chills cover your body. “Yeah, same!” The boy next to you answered, clearly feeling down just thinking about that event, so you made sure to quickly change the subject and ask the next question.

“So, the next question is, what was your best trip?” You asked, motioning for Tom to go first. “Mine has to be Bali, I loved that place and I’m dying to go back.” He stated. “Tell me about it, I was so jealous when you guys went there!” You whined, remembering the photos he kept texting you. “What about you, y/n?”

“Oh, 100% Christmas in New York!” You told him, without even having to think. “It was magical!” You smiled, remembering the trip like it was yesterday.

“Nice! I never spent Christmas in New York!” Tom commented, before going for the next question. “What’s the other Starbucks order?” He asked, taking a sip of his hot chocolate.

“Yours is tea!” You said, rolling your eyes. “Hey, I drink coffee too!” Tom uttered. “Rarely! Most of the time is Chai Latte or a Royal English Breakfast Tea.” You stated and of course, Tom had to agree.

“Yeah, you’re right! I should try more of their stuff. But you also always get the same, White Chocolate Mocha or Peppermint Hot Cocoa at this time of the year.” Tom listed, making you smile knowing that he knew your drink orders.

“But it’s just soooo good! I can’t help it!” Tom chuckled, before passing your phone back to you for the next question. “That’s a good one, who’s the messier one?” You questioned. “I don’t even think I have to answer this, you guys realized that from our last video together!” You declared, making you both laugh.

“Ok, I’ll give you this one. I’m pretty messy! But I’m trying to get better at it, I promise!” Tom added, to which you chuckled. “My house is built, now I just have to decorate!” You announced, making Tom gasp by your side. “What?! There’s no way! I’m still trying to make these walls stick together.” He whined, making you chuckle.

“That’s because you’re not using enough glue, look, you have to put a straight line across the whole biscuit, otherwise it won’t stick.” You told him, showing exactly how to do it. “But the glue it’s showing on the other side.” He reasoned. “It doesn’t matter, Tom! We’ll just make it look like snow. See?” You pointed to your own house and he nodded, going back to work, focused on finishing it so he could start decorating.

“Next question, what’s the most useless talent you have?” Tom asked, already laughing. “Mine is really stupid but I can put my feet on top of my head,” Tom stated, demonstrating exactly what he was saying, almost knocking everything that was on the table in front of you off.

“That’s not a talent, you’re just flexible.” You rolled your eyes, to which he laughed. “You’re only saying this because you’re jealous you can’t do it.” He smirked, clearly trying to get on your nerves. “Shut up, I have a much better one, I can lick my elbow.” You said, also showing your completely useless talent. “That’s… weirdly impressive.” Tom expressed making you both laugh.

When Tom was finally done building his house, he joined you and started to decorate. You told him and your viewers that you were going for more of a white Christmas theme, while Tom expressed his desire to make the house as colorful as possible.

“Tom, I think the next question is for you.” You gave him a look, before continuing. “What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?” He gasped, putting one of his hands over his chest while you laughed. “Why are you coming for me today?” The brown-haired boy asked, pretending to be offended.

“I’m sorry, but how many times have you broken your nose while filming?” You asked once you had stopped laughing. “Three, actually, two and a half, the last one wasn’t a complete fracture.” He explained, trying to not make a fool out of himself.

“Well, I’ve never injured myself badly, just some paper cuts, which for me it’s very dumb.” You mentioned. “See? Your answer is dumber than mine and still, I get the title.” Tom shook his head, making you laugh. “So, taking a break from the questions, what are you doing with your house?” You questioned, taking a moment to observe his work.

“I’m gluing some gummies on the roof.” He exclaimed, putting the icing on the sugar-coated candy before sticking it on the house. “And you?” Tom asked, stopping his movements to look at yours.

“I’m putting shredded coconut on the roof and a little bit on the floor, to make it look more like snow.” You smiled, happy with what you had done so far. “Uhh, bougie!” Tom uttered, sticking his tongue out.

“Shut up! Okay, question number… I don’t even know what number we are, so… weird habits of each other? Oh my God, Tom makes SO much noise to eat, it’s ridiculous!” You blurted, to which he immediately complained. “I do not!” He exclaimed. “Yes, you do!”

“You never said that to me!” You laughed at Tom defending himself. “I have told you, at least, a hundred times!” You stated. “Well, at least I have control of my own body, you can’t stop bouncing your leg for literally two seconds.” He exclaimed.

“That’s because I have anxiety and you know that! I’m always moving a part of my body!” You practically yelled. “Still annoying!” Tom said. “Well, I can’t help it!” You interjected. “Neither do I!” He replied. “Next question?” You asked. “Please!” He shot back, making you both burst out laughing.

Once you stopped, Tom took your phone and asked the next question. “Do you have nicknames for each other?” He smirked, making you panic. “Hey, you said you’d behave!” You warned, pointing a finger at him. “I will, promise!” He told you, but that didn’t stop you from being nervous about his answer.

“I sometimes call her cherry, because she can do that trick with the cherry stem, it’s unbelievable!” He smirked, making you blush. “That’s actually pretty easy to do!” You said, trying to make light of the situation. “Oh yeah, it’s totally easy to tie a knot with a cherry stem with your tongue. Super chill!” Tom added, without taking that stupid smirk out of his face.

“Stop it! I don’t think I have a nickname for you, I call you spider-boy sometimes but just to spite you.” You smiled, sticking your tongue out. If Tom wanted to play, you could join his little game.

“I wish I could tell them all the other names you call me in bed,” Tom whispered, making you almost choke on your hot chocolate. “Thomas!!!” You screamed, trying desperately to clean the mess you’ve made. “Fine…” He replied, taking a sip of his drink.

“Ok, since we are almost done with the houses, the second to last question is: If you could, what would you change about your first kiss?” You asked, immediately regretting choosing the question. “Oh, that’s cool! Let me see… no, I don’t think I’ll change anything about it, maybe the place. It was a little too crowded.” He replied, not even trying to hide his smirk.

“Really? That’s all you’d change?” You asked, giving him the chance to take back his answer. “Yep, that’s all! What about you, y/n?” You shook your head, feigning disappointment that he didn’t choose to make you his first kiss. “I’d change the person, you idiot!” You answered, throwing one of the icing packages at him.

“Hey, that hurt!” Tom protested, throwing it back at you. “Stop it! We have to finish these so we can end the video.” You warned, pointing an accusing finger at him. “Oh, I’m done!” He announced, showing off his finished gingerbread house with a very colorful roof, windows, and door. “Already? I still wanna do a garland on the door. I even bought special sprinkles for it.” You stated, rushing yourself. “Of course you did!” Tom mocked, to which you simply flipped him off.

Once you had also finished your house, you and Tom did a quick cleaning of the table, before going back to filming. “We’re back!” You said, to which Tom added. “And we’re finished!”

“I’m really happy, they turned out so pretty!” You beamed, looking at your finished works. “They did!” Tom agreed, smiling widely. “So… before we end this video, we do have a last question, one that was the most asked and that is: are you guys together?” You said, finally acknowledging the elephant in the room.

You and Tom shared some guilty looks before blurting it out together. “Yes!” Tom’s smile was so wide that it made you smile too. “Yes, guys! You were all right! Tom and I are in a relationship now and we are so happy to finally share this with all of you!” You grinned, looking at your boyfriend, that of course was looking back at you.

“Yeah, I feel like the luckiest guy in the world and I honestly couldn’t be happier,” Tom murmured, making you blush. “Stop it!” You smiled, now completely lost in his eyes. “I think you have to finish the video now, darling!” He joked, bringing you back to earth.

“Oh, yeah, right! So… that was everything for today’s video, I hope you guys enjoyed it! Don’t forget to give the video a thumbs up and subscribe to my channel! Please, let me know what you guys thought in the comments section down below and… I think that’s it. Do you wanna say something?” You asked, shifting your eyes to Tom. “Thank you for having me again and I hope to come back soon for another one!” He said, giving the camera an adorable little wave. “Bye guys! See you next week!” You cheered, getting up to stop the recording. “We did it!”

“Yay! Can I eat now?” Tom quipped, before smashing his house in half. “Thomas!!!!” You shouted, not believing what he had done. “What?! We’re not supposed to eat it?” He wondered, putting one of the cookie pieces in his mouth. “I mean, yeah, but not… like that!” You tried to reasoned, to which he scoffed.

“C’mon, you didn’t think I wasn’t going to make a mess, right?” He smirked, signing for you to come closer. And you did, sliding right in front of him, straddling his waist.

“You’re an idiot!” You teased, clasping your arms behind his head. “Hmm, c’mere!” Tom lifted your chin and there was nothing more to do other than kiss his lips, so you did, only this time, instead of chocolate, they tasted like gingerbread.

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[cowboyified]

I love your fics! First sentence: At the time it just seemed easier to Dean to let the girl believe that Sam was his husband.

At the time it just seemed easier to Dean to let the girl believe that Sam was his husband.

She stands out the front of the grocery store, offering flyers for two-for-one flights, while the circulation in Dean's fingertips is cut off by biodegradable shopping bags.

"Oh, Mr Winchester! Perfect excuse to take your husband on a holiday with these cheap flights! Second honeymoon?" There's a waggle of eyebrows.

She extends out a pamphlet parading Bali beaches and before Dean can explain, brother, brother, Sam takes it and thanks her, perfectly nonchalant with her misunderstanding.

The line between brother and husband grows considerably thin, is banded with gold, and winks at Dean from jewellery shop windows.

[terrorbitch]

open to: all.

plot: your muse has been one of eden’s clients for awhile, and she’s surprisingly catching feelings... which will end up turning her self destructive.

      “where are you taking me this week? bali? the grocery store?” the question was framed so casually, eden was beginning to wonder if she was being paid to be in a regular ol’ relationship. that didn’t mean she didn’t keep up with some clients, but she was so focused on one person… and found herself getting used to it. eden wasn’t supposed to be the affectionate type, but she found her arms snaking around their neck and staring straight ahead. “you’re lucky i cleared my schedule. i had maybe two million men trying to knock down my door to get me to stay with them. and three grandmas.” clearly she was joking, but she also liked to remind them that she was wanted. in some capacity. the idea of getting replaced by someone younger and hotter made her absolutely feral. “or i could give you head for hours... totes up to you!”