Founded the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra and Denver Guitar Orchestra. Pulp fiction author. Composer of musicals. I ♥ dB, cats, golf, and crosswords.
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Friday, November 1, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 When your opponent wipes away tears with his green belt.
2 Well, somebody hasta make 'em walk the plank.
3 Why you're poor and MGM is rich, sadly.
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1 DOJO EGO BOOSTER
2 A JOB IS A JOB ASEA (~)
3 ONLINE POKER, GRR
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Thursday, October 31, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Write "Citizen Kane."
2 Why the shirtless dude on the float in a gold spandex leotard has a bit of a tummy.
3 Ye Olde place to buy "Breakfast at Tiffany's."
4 Inevitable expense when murder and torture is on the menu.
5 Is it Poison? No. 5? Or J'adore?
6 When Puerto Ricans tell the truth according to the Mad Grampa's Campaign Rallies.
7 Written approval for London Fogs.
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1 FOMENT SLED BIT
2 PRIDE MONTH CRESCENT ROLL
3 CAPOTE SHOPPE
4 LAB RAT RE-ORDER
5 MINCE HER AROMA
6 TRASH CANDOR
7 TEA TROLLEY PERMIT
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Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Smooth monkey man.
2 Repeat after me, playoff successes for the Denver Broncos over the last nine torturous years and now that carpet bagger quarterback is killin' in Pittsburgh.
3 Windows 11.
4 Former stretcher.
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1 HAIR WAX APE
2 GOOSE EGG MANTRA (~)
3 ANTAGONIST'S IOS
4 YOGA ONE ONCE
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Tuesday, October 29, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Ask an ogre to babysit.
2 The Rex Parker blog.
3 Harmonious salad enthusiasts.
4 Breaking Bad, inc.
5 ... and yet she missed the high notes.
6 Komodo swami.
7 It's murdered and probably won't kill anybody, so you're good to ship it out.
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1 ENTRUST SHREK
2 META ADO
3 WALDORF PEP BAND
4 ICE FIRM
5 MEZZO PIPED UP
6 RED LIZARD SEER
7 USDA PROMPT
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Monday, October 28, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Inkers' crown.
2 What they were bumping in Chernobyl.
3 A big Roy Rogers without a cherry.
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1 OCTOPUSES' TIARA
2 ATOMIC DJ SET (~)
3 UNLIT LARGE COKE
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Sunday, October 27, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Open up money to make more Deloreans.
2 Pants with tiny secrets.
3 Canadian clodhopper carnivore caves.
4 Dog ripped your smart alec face off.
5 How to enjoy a highland adventure, uh huh.
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1 UNBOX IRISH AUTO LOANS (~)
2 MICRODOT BRITCHES
3 MOOSEMEAT YAHOO: "I CAN'T GO ON" (~)
4 CANINE GRADED SASS (~)
5 SAY YES TO SNOWSUIT! AAH! (~)
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Saturday, October 26, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 ProActiv promo.
2 Axel buddy's spin.
3 Phlegm.
4 Long legged trade show.
5 Why I'm sleeping in the alley.
6 "I'm smarter than they are."
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1 ACNED? NOPE, NONE.
2 PALS SKATE VIBE (~)
3 VOCAL CORD RESIN
4 MINISKIRTS EXPO
5 ALE RAP SHEET
6 SELF PITY FIB
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Friday, October 25, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Me, quoting Dan.
2 One of two dots next to the swoosh.
3 Block heads.
4 Prayer to big pharma during a kidney stone incident.
5 What I use tongs to grab at the fried chicken buffet.
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1 I REPEAT RATHER
2 BASS CLEF NIPPLE
3 GRANITE IDIOTS (~)
4 OH PLEASE MOTRIN
5 TALLER BREAST (~)
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Thursday, October 24, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 "I could kill you with one swish."
2 Action as Brutus replies, "Yeah, buddy, me too."
3 How leftover wedding tapers get used on a hot honeymoon.
4 Where my speech patterns go after an hour on BritBox.
5 I'll bet it's whiskey, women, and burritos.
6 Who I become when I hear we're planning a dinner party.
7 The rent on time for once.
8 Imagined indoctrination chant by pro-unified-bathrooms advocates.
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1 ORCA BAR BOAST (~)
2 IMPALING THE ONE
3 WHITE WAX FETE
4 HEAD TO COCKNEY
5 ALL I NEED WAGERS (~)
6 CAN WE NOT BOY
7 TENANT'S PRESENT
8 SAY, "DIE SEXES!" (~)
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Wednesday, October 23, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 An oud.
2 Consultants calculating why he's a good boy.
3 Why you're weeping in the moors at dusk.
4 Dad explaining how curfew works.
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1 MOOR STYLE AXE (~)
2 LAB'S MATH TEAM
3 MAPQUEST DIED
4 HARSH ADDRESS
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Tuesday, October 22, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Angel who rawks hard.
2 Lonely fish floating to Fornax.
3 Sight on Green Bay football broadcasts.
4 Bugs got gnarly.
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1 HARP AX MAN
2 SOLO SPACE COD
3 BIG CHEESE CAMEO
4 ANTS SAT ON SKIS
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Monday, October 21, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 When you hang a musical instrument above the sidewalk waiting for the bully to stroll past.
2 What prescriptivists have a tendency to do.
3 When you treat your belly like a video game with ice cream.
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1 PIANO ROPE TRICK (~)
2 INVENT NOT SO FUN (~)
3 ABS OVER, SAY
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Sunday, October 20, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 The sad story of a Swedish band saying yes to Mamma Mia was rudely (and wisely) interrupted by German disapproval.
2 When you're excited to tow a boat to Kansas.
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1 ACHS IRE ABBA EULOGY
2 ALL IN MANHATTAN HOOKUP
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Saturday, October 19, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Muddy trail through the kitchen leading to a treasure.
2 Cave man explaining his love to a beaut.
3 Reputation of one with a radioactive personality.
4 When Kamala mocks the orange one.
5 Open minded stoppers.
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1 PAW PRINTS MAP
2 I AM SWEETIE
3 URANIUM ORE CRED
4 SASS THAT'S NEAT
5 WOKE BUS DRIVERS
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Friday, October 18, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 My living room when I don't listen.
2 Jars filled with leaves.
3 My dog (rarely).
4 Apiologists.
5 What the Elks did when the cake came out.
6 One reliant on a how-to auto manual.
7 When you refuse to click on the link to see what the '90s were really like.
8 Unlikely trait of Polar Bear Club members.
9 Bar mitzvah class implement.
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1 ONE ACT RAGE ROOM (~)
2 HOT TEA EYE CANDY (~)
3 GAS RETAINER
4 BEE COUNTERS (~)
5 LODGE OOHED
6 HAYNES POOR SOUL
7 NOT DO RETRO VIBE (~)
8 ICE WATER AVERSE
9 STARTER TORAHS
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Thursday, October 17, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert
1 Meeting of anachronists.
2 A KO.
3 That following what.
4 Hit list.
5 Play hockey without a mouthguard.
6 Me day after day.
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1 PERIOD DRAMA CON
2 TITLE FIGHT NAP
3 IFS ALTERCATION
4 AGENDA TO DIE FOR
5 STIR DENTALS
6 BECOMING UNRIPE
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Wednesday, October 16, 2024
Uniclues by Gary Jugert:
1 Function of those around me when I describe my plans for life.
2 The Rex Parker commentariat.
3 When the Swiss bees rise up and take their rightful place alongside the inspired leaders of our great country.
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1 DAUNTS POSED
2 YES MEN IN A SENSE
3 NORSE DRONE AGE (~)
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