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I had multiple bitches fly out to cali to come see me and they all received trash dick lmmmmmaaaaaaoooooo

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I feel like Americans don't understand how basically every British man is 2 pints away from sucking dick balls and all

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Bruh.

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going through some genderbender doujins and i see some lines that just make me sit back and stare out of the window

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Away

I'm not going. every piece of safety and serenity i have struggled and scrimped and saved up, the warm blanket i've stitched from the threads of affection that fall so naturally off of those i've loved and continue to love keeps me, sustains me, hides the cold and the dark and the monsters i build up in my head. I cannot, in any meaningful way, take that blanket off, and i think it would kill me to watch that blanket go threadbare. pulling out, piece by piece, the collected parts of myself. and i will pull at it. i have no choice. gossamer silk threads, beautiful and opalescent, held up to the light they reflect my heart back at me. flashing blue and yellow and red i see the memories of their creation. who would i be if i left that behind? could that thread pull that far? is there enough thread to make that journey? i could stitch the blanket into my heart, old patchwork tapestry that it is, torn and ripped that blanket could fix those parts of me. i could cut it into a million tiny pieces that i shove into those gaps in myself. the hole in my heart, the pit in my stomach, my missing tongue. i could pierce my heart a million times over with needles tied to thread that could pull taut and close, nay shrink that hole. create bridges that span the pit. give me back my tongue. a painful process that will take steadier hands than mine to do correctly. hands i won't find this far from them. hands i do not trust to put myself in. so why would i go? why would i leave behind that safety? no. i won't. not quite a million miles away, but still too far to even consider taking the leap.

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so why is the thought still there?

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This is my home now I should be raving in a fursuit

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big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use

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actually what "made me gay" as a child was the intense bullying from both children and adults for the amount of body hair i just happen to naturally have. it turned me into a hairy lesbian sorry. consider ur actions before u tell an 8yo that she should shave her fucking arms

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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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Having an f/o be like :

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Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it