#grocery outlet

[bcbdrums]

so my favorite snack food item was discontinued. my friend saw it on clearance at a Grocery Outlet. she bought me twelve boxes i think as a gift. well.......

just opened a box and they are....RANCID. expiration date.... 2021.

2021.

HOW does Grocery Outlet legally sell food that expired in 2021 in 2024????????????

someone tell me if there's a course of action here because..... my gosh.

[duskyam]

Found Wiggly shampoo at grocery

[upthewitchypunx]

Strangely, Ian B often gets stopped and asked if he's a musician. I mean, he is a singer and multi-instrumentalist, but it's weird that people ask.

Today and the Grocery Outlet (🎵 Bargain Market 🎶) we were looking at olive oil and some dude stopped Ian B, asked if he was a musician and tried to recruit him into some sort of project.

As he continued to talk to Ian B I distracted myself with other Grocery Outlet treasures like jelly belly flavored sparkling water and was confounded as to why Mike and Ike cookies exist and seriously considered buying a discount improbable skeleton of a 2 headed cobra for @kdhume

I ❤️ Grocery Outlet.

Also, it was the twice a year 20% wine sale with an extra 10% off with the app. I have much wine.

[bktoons]

I stopped at my local Grocery Outlet in town and walked down the isles and then this caught my eye. I bought it for my dog I’m sure they will be chewed up pretty soon since he likes to chew things up

[acelessthan3]

Gave the boys at the weed store some churro-flavored Oreos because who else am I supposed to share such stoned impulse buys at the BGO with?

[secret-bastard-daughter-of-wdf]

Seriously the creepiest Grocery Outlet I've ever been in... also, can someone explain Sweet Dreams *breakfast* cereal???

[prattlinpeach]

It's Sunday, time to idle? Us? not a chance!

I think I told you I was thinking about skiing today, but Mother Nature had other ideas, gee thanks… PSM had to go into work to meet some folks, so I figured since we would be gone/occupied for a few hours, I’d go and hit the slopes for a few, and then we’d meet somewhere new, you know, somewhere off my list! Since we have four places left to go on our Lebanon Valley Java Journey, let’s get up…

[etakeh]

What is a person supposed to do when they go into a store and see about a hundred little plants like this, all of them struggling so hard to not die in the tiny little pots they are in.

And that person doesn't have 100 x 3.99$, much less the space for them all.

Y'all it's hard.

**edit** I *think* the top one is syngonium pink allusion I *think* the bottom one is philodendron silver sword.

[glitterandsalt]

Grocery Outlet scores! Got all these for under 5$

[yetanotherthriftblog]

*uuurp* Welcome to mah TED Talk...

[carboardconnoisseur]

Saw this outside grocery outlet and decided it needed music.

[boatliker]

i invented a sandwich called the mormon baptism

premise: you are stoned. you have just woken up from a 3 hour nap. you are housebound from debilitating back pain and as such you cannot go to the store, and you ran out of jelly but you happen to have some fruit gel cups in the fridge and plenty of peanut butter. enter: the mormon baptism

you need: bread. peanut butter. dole wiggles fruit gel cup that you got a bunch of at grocery outlet for 79 cents for a pack of four the other week because it was a cheap snack

assembly: step 1: mince the fuck out of the fruit gel in the cup. this shit doesn't spread that well since, yknow, it wasn't made to do that, so just make a mess of it and dump about half of it on your waiting slice of bread and make an attempt to spread it. eat what's left in the cup like a wild animal step 2: peanut buttre optional step 2a: sprinkle peanut butter with abv or put some weed oil on it or something, you're probably gonna need it if you're here spte 3: smash bread together. marvel in your act of creation step 4: forget to take a photo of the finished sandwich because you're so fucking ravenous from the aforementioned "waking up from a three hour nap while stoned" part that you start chowing down on the abomination immediately step 5 (IMPORTANT): post about it online

rating: 3/5 stars it wasn't the worst thing i've ever concocted while stoned but it does not reach the culinary heights of the pizza bagel. this is desperation food at its finest. it tastes enough like peanut butter and jelly if you don't think about it too hard and texture-wise it feels overly literal, like what you would imagine a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to feel like when you were a kid. the jelly squeezes out the side of the sandwich at a higher rate than regular jam since it's not very sticky so to avoid making a mess you slurp the sides of the sandwich like a dog as you contemplate your life choices.

i feel like it was saved by using the fruit gel cup things and not actual jello since it doesn't have gelatin in it, but it's adjacent enough to jello in terms of texture to make it weird. i dont think that if actual jello was used, it could be contained and would just fall out of all sides of the sandwich and make a mess and you'd have just wasted some perfectly good jello.

should i try making a mormon baptism?: look if you are somehow in the specific scenario i described in the premise and you are violently craving a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while missing one of the crucial ingredients because you ran out but hey you got these fruit cup things from grocery outlet that are similar enough that it could work, it hits the spot well enough. any other time im not sure, just use regular jam and save your dignity

why it is called the mormon baptism: if there is any group of humans on earth deviant enough to try putting jello in a sandwich, it's gotta be the mormons and eating this sandwich is like having your head dunked underwater as you gasp for life. i name it in their dubious honor as the primary consumers of jello on the planet. amen

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[wellness-and-progress]

Grocery flex

$56 at grocery outlet 😭💗

[forkpitchfood]

Food Week October 13, 2023

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[intriguingcreature]

Street corner next to grocery outlet