#grocery license

[bruciemilf]

I can’t explain how fucking inconvenient a lack of local transport is

[wiisagi-maiingan]

[guinevereslancelot]

i think dave filoni was so humiliated by fans roasting him for admittting he doesn't have any idea where the mando story is going that he was desperate to change the subject so he decided to distract everyone by saying the dumbest possible thing he could think of and the first thing that came to mind was "luke isn't really a jedi" because literally what other explanation is there for that string of words

[adorkabletwilightandfriends]

Adorkable Twilight & Friends - “ID Check”

https://twitter.com/AdorkableTwili1

[kylejsugarman]

people need to do that thing where they write fake synopses of "seinfeld" episodes outlining each character's subplot but for my little pony. fluttershy really needs to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy, but is terrified to go because she knows the little birthday cake icon will be next to her name in the system for the entire week of her birthday and has debilitating anxiety about the pharmacy pony telling her "happy birthday" in public. rainbow dash keeps falling asleep on discord call with the hot butch mare in her gaming discord server before she can get around to flirting with them. rarity's boutique gets a 4 star yelp review and she goes insane trying to figure out why that customer wasn't completely satisfied, until applejack finally admits it was her and that she meant to give her 5 stars to cheer rarity up after an influencer deal fell through but she accidentally tapped 4 stars and was too embarrassed to ask apple bloom for help in editing the review.

[poptimus-prime]

Guys I’m getting my learner’s permit tomorrow I am getting closer to meeting a Cybertronian. /j

[jtownraindancer]

someone stop me i keep finding cute apartments in philly

[thatspencerinthesky]

I have to download an app to open the gate to my apartment. I have to use a different app to put in maintenance requests. Use one app to pay for my phone bill and wifi, another for power, another for my credit, another for rent, two different apps for public transportation. The kroger app for my meds, the walmart app for groceries, lyft for doctors appointments, two of my doctors require me to sign in with their respective apps. An app for this. You need an app for that. I need an app to open the gate at my apartment. I hate this so much god its so annoying like i dont want all of these apps on my phone stealing my data and location and shit!!

“You have to download the app-“ go fuck yourself actually.

[knight-engale]

I never should have taken that vacation last month 💔 I am so out of money

[skrunksthatwunk]

not to doomer post. but. american politics is like here's a conservative warmonger who wants to burn you alive personally and here's a different conservative warmonger who definitely wouldn't stop someone from burning you alive BUT who might raise the minimum wage by $0.30/hour for you, but only like eight years from now (so re-elect me please!! >w<). yes one of them has to be president they are the only two options we'll let you have. no neither of them will stop the government from killing you or anyone else, but at least one will say "it's kind of bad to kill people :( someone should really do something about that..." while giving the people-killers $20,000,000,000,000 to keep doing it then saying they can't afford to help you at all, but oh shucks, maybe next cycle, if you vote for me again! and also everyone will pretend as though they are extremely different political entities covering two highly polarized ends of the political spectrum despite nearly identical policy views obscured by their slightly different ways of addressing their target audiences, many of whom are also conservative warmongers. and also if you don't vote or vote third party the other guy will win and you will watch as they burn everyone you love alive in the same way they've burned so many strangers so you kind of feel like you have to vote for the other warmonger because even though they both have blood on their hands you'll take a handshake over an uppercut. even if you can still see the bodies piling up behind them. even if you can only save like five people you know and not the thousands of people who are dying in the other room. because you believe the difference between 30,000 and 30,005 is still worth it even though no one needed to die in the first place and no one seems to agree with you. you have to keep living in this world every day. if anything changes it will take decades and it will never be enough. if this takes a toll on you good fucking luck surviving off the generosity of the warmonger state that claims to serve you. happy voting!!

[badaxefamily]

Someday somebody's going to post something like "I was waiting in line at the grocery store and I heard this clicking noise and I looked and there was this whackadoo in a pink autism pride shirt just. picking a lock. Over and over again, picking the same lock. In the grocery store."

and they may be talking about me

[writer-in-theory]

i’m going driving in my city for the first time today and IM SO NERVOUS

[robinsnest2111]

holy shit I really miss Denmark.....

[herawell]

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[dawei-s]

sure it's in the year AFTER i graduated but i did normal high school shit today for the first time and i get it now