#i love boring mlp scenarios. those horses have licenses to renew and groceries to buy.

[kylejsugarman]

people need to do that thing where they write fake synopses of "seinfeld" episodes outlining each character's subplot but for my little pony. fluttershy really needs to pick up a prescription at the pharmacy, but is terrified to go because she knows the little birthday cake icon will be next to her name in the system for the entire week of her birthday and has debilitating anxiety about the pharmacy pony telling her "happy birthday" in public. rainbow dash keeps falling asleep on discord call with the hot butch mare in her gaming discord server before she can get around to flirting with them. rarity's boutique gets a 4 star yelp review and she goes insane trying to figure out why that customer wasn't completely satisfied, until applejack finally admits it was her and that she meant to give her 5 stars to cheer rarity up after an influencer deal fell through but she accidentally tapped 4 stars and was too embarrassed to ask apple bloom for help in editing the review.