#grimgor

[child0feden]

trolls in the mist in some light snow, 2010

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Grimgor makes local chaos stunty regret his life choices

[voicesbyzane]

"KNOCK KNOCK 'UMIES."

[cyberneticinnovationsworldblog]

[outdooradventureblissblog]

[thesketchykids]

Imrik's War: Knights of Caledor vs. Grimgor's Army at the Gates of Zharr

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[soylent-robot]

Grimgor Ironhide, da 'ardest and best orc of all

[grimgor-appreciator]

24 black orcs and grimgor

[barontyrwulf]

Here his is! The big man himself! Archaon the Everchosen! The Grand Marshall of the Apocalypse and all his other final fantasy final boss titles! He really was everything a big bad in fantasy should have been and he had to fight with Grimgor, Malekith, and Mannfred for that spot. I bought this mini when he first came out and boy is he heavy. There isn’t a lot of empty space inside all that pewter. Archaon the Grand Marshall of Paperweights!

I needed someone for Grimgor to fight after all!

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Any tips for total war? The timing fucks with me and I’m so bad

That’s a vague question. Uh. Hm.

Unless you’re on legendary difficulty, you can pause battles and give units directions, which they’ll follow when it unpauses. Do this as much as you need to to give yourself time to breathe and observe what’s happening (and take screenshots).

Put 1 growth building + 1 wall/defensive building in each minor settlement in a province. This will allow you to develop your provinces more smoothly and gives you breathing room from random attacks. If you want to make it really easy on your memory, relegate minor settlements to growth + income, and put all your production buildings in the main settlement of each province.

Put guns/cannons up on hills or in between your melee units (they can’t fire over stuff like archers) and then pull them back behind your melee guys when the enemy gets too close.

The AI will always try to flank dogs/cavalry/birds into your ranged units. Have spearmen/monsters/things with charge defence nearby to intercept this. Preferably to the sides of or behind your ranged units.

Do not. Pick a fight. With Grimgor. Very bad.

Ranged units are king. Siege artillery and archers (stuff with firing arcs) will absolutely fuck up anything if you keep them away from the enemy.

Ranged units have a little button under them that toggles “skirmish mode” on and off. If you put this on, they’ll automatically run away from melee fights and try to make distance. This is very funny with ranged cavalry and sling units, and sort of useless on everything else.

All units have a little button under them that toggles “guard mode” on and off. If it’s on, units will do their best to stay where they are. If it’s off, they’ll chase shit around more. To make the most effective use of this, install a mod called “Just Good Babysitter”. It makes units with guard mode off acquire targets for themselves more effectively and means you don’t have to keep checking to see if they’re just standing there.

Seriously. Do not. Antagonise. Grimgor.

Prioritise the blue (bottom) skill tree for your lord first. Movement, lightning strike fighting and recruitment bonuses will do more for you initially. Unless you’re playing as Vlad. In that case, pump him full of steroids and let him go off.

If you have settlements you don’t want, you can use the diplomacy function to trade them to adjacent factions for a lot of money/agreements/reputation.

GRIMGOR WILL EAT YOUR LORD. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

(malevolent advisor voice) you should unleash the ultimate greyhound attack upon them, my liege

Oh Grimgor Bludvyst my most trusted advisor. You are so wise. I shall unleash the ultimate greyhound attack.

And then they shall see... they shall all see....

The power of the GREYHOUND

MUAUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[drunkenskunk]

Meanwhile...

I've been doing this all morning instead of anything of any value.

Drawing up battle plans for the next time I play as Grimgor in Total Warhammer 3. The short and long Campaign Victory objectives are just meaningless names on a list, devoid of context. This is much easier for my alcohol damaged brain to understand.

Maybe I'll do this for some of the other factions I like to play.

Or maybe I could actually do something useful with my limited time on this earth?

Nah.

[trve-grimdark]

Are there any old school characters/models you'd like to see come back for Old World, either as new touched up models or just re-releases of old ones?

Hard to say...given the "time era" it takes place in. Most of the character minis I can think of may or may not fit it. But, If I were to make a small list: -Grom the Paunch -Older Kislev characters from old written lore like the Sister queens or the father of the Ice Queen -I'd love to see just for the sake of owning them all the Throne of Chaos characters come back to shelves. -Time of Three Emps Elector counts. -Possibly some of the characters who would take part in the future Great War against Chaos such as the Phoenix King Finubar and the Ever Queen. -Remakes of known characters like Van Horstman, Mordrek the Damned, Valnir the Reaper, Arbaal the Undefeated would be great for chaos. For the sake of WHF fans things like Karl Franz and Valten, Grimgor (even though I hate that character) could use some sprucing up. Wouldn't mind seeing some of the Dwarf kings/characters getting some love. -Last but not least would love to see some of the old "historical" style characters like Divinci and Marco Colombo

[thesketchykids]

Clash Beneath the Mountains: Imrik and Grimgor's Epic Battle in Tower Gorgoth

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