Nathan, 20s, he/him Fraggle Rock is a paradise of the human brain Icon by MY GIRLFRIEND :3
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youtube shorts will be like dimpy music while a ugly baby goose is tripping and falling over and then transitions to the same music but slower and bass boosted and its a adult swan with walking with swag
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Chillin on Arrakis
like usual
Watching Amtals
and Shai-Hulu-dee-luds
She took the nose plugs
from my still suit
She dune 2 much,
I dont filter my water,
I just pee and drink up
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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she’s playing fucking reindeer games with you man
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buying someone a bell for christmas is so ambiguous and weird and i'm doing that
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A tiny green alien grabs a woodsman's axe with its stubby fingerless nub arms. The axe is nearly three times it's height. It todders towards you, struggling to stay upright. It gets a running start, and throws every ounce of its bodyweight into the swing. The axe hits home, and hacks about 80% through the toes on your left foot. As you collapse from the pain, the little green alien runs in circles.
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