#grill burns

[oriondec]

I think that my fandom is genuinely dead </3

The On The Hill YouTube channel hasn't posted in a year, and the most recent fanart on here was from a year ago 😭😔

[tobias-senpai]

🫠 rlly into the on the hill / brew universe rn and i have no one to talk about it with 😭

[solemn-siren]

On the hill fans of tumblr where are you I need people to interact with now that I’m obsessed with the series

[angrycloudcrown]

WHAT DID THEY THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[mizgnomer]

Cooking with David Tennant

[olivia-anderson-fanfic]

Mundane TWST Headcanons

Riddle: expanded the room the hedgehogs and flamingos have in their enclosures

Trey: actually eats super healthily when it comes to cooking for himself. He can make food taste like whatever he wants, so he has no problem with vegetables

Cater: used to have three diamonds on his cheek because the aesthetic was nicer, but stopped doing that when Jade and Floyd came to school because he didn’t want to ‘steal their shtick’

Ace: the type of kid to throw everything into the trash can from across the room. If it looks like it’s going to miss he does a quick little bit of wind magic to send it back on course

Deuce: his hair is blue because he dyed his hair black a while back and he doesn’t know how often you’re supposed to touch it up (his mom dyes her hair with him)

Leona: actually physically can’t stay awake through a whole day anymore because he accidentally conditioned his body into taking naps

Ruggie: is best friends with the kitchen ghosts. They pile extra food on his plate

Jack: likes to watch the sunrise while jogging in the mornings but will never admit it

Azul: allows his workers one free meal a day

Jade: when he takes off his shoes in their dorm, he stops to find wherever Floyd kicked his shoes off and sets them neatly by the door for him

Floyd: whenever he cooks, people make sure to send their compliments to the chef. He knows it’s at least partially out of fear, but it makes him happy to hear that people enjoyed what he made anyway

Kalim: always makes sure to not throw any parties within a week of Jamil’s birthday. He wants to throw Jamil a party himself, but Jamil would up stressed and trying to micromanage everything from the sidelines, so this is the best he can do

Jamil: his hair is long as a tiny act of rebellion. It’s inconvenient in every part of his job, and it makes him happy to grow it out despite this

Vil: when he gets free samples from brands he models for, he gives them to his dorm members. He can afford to buy it all himself, anyway

Rook: if someone in the dorm ever cries, he’ll stand outside their door making sure no one comes in

Epel: his family sends all of the other first years almost as many apples as Epel himself gets

Idia: used to play ‘monsters vs heroes’ with Ortho when they were kids. Ortho always insisted on being the hero, and Idia would always do the most dramatic, drawn out ‘deaths’ when he ‘lost’

Ortho: he knows he can watch and analyze movies in a second, but he likes to enjoy them in real time

Malleus: if he has ice cream, he will temporarily make the area around himself colder to make sure it doesn’t melt

Lilia: the only reason he remembers his birthday every year is because he makes a point to throw a (small) party just so he can invite Malleus to it

Sebek: is good with volume control if you ask him to be quieter

Silver: his hair is always a mess because birds try to preen him

[lemon-wedges]

When your beautiful wife makes his Special Anime Beef Stroganoff™

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Takemichi and Mucho's new game animation! Mucho's little smile when he sees Takemichi happy is cute

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Obsessed with how pathetic you make Jim Guangyao look. The hat. I love it.

Don't let the smile and sweet words fool you, Jim Guangyao has lost everything in the divorce, and continues to lose.

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

out of curiosity did the zombeh attack ever happen in this world? if so do any of them remember it or how would they feel about it? if not what would you believe would happen if so?

well...

one of my favorite things about eddsworld is how it uses the classic cartoon trope of everyone dying at the end of an episode and then being totally fine by the next one. fuck continuity!

the zombeh attacks definitely did happen. at some point. in some reality. i guess i would say, Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord remember what happened in the eddisodes. outside of that...

they're not really sure.

Text:

Tord: Remember that zombie apocalypse?

Tom: No.

Matt: Ugh, don't remind me!

Edd: Oh, that was a BLAST!

Td: How did it... uh... end again?

Tm: Oh I have to be WAY drunker for this

SFX: FWOOM

[crystalskies42]

Human au headcanons pt. 4

LMAOO THESE JUST SPAWN IN MY HEAD I LOVE THEM

~Grill day

Jake and Tonowari: *At the grill*

Neytiri and Ronal: *Sunbathing cause the girlies are t i r e d*

The kids: *doing illegal things, but it's fine since it's the day for freedom.*

Lo'ak: Wait, guys have you seen my hamster?

Ao'nung: What hamster-

Neteyam: DAD THE GRILL IS ON FIRE

Jake: Don't worry my child it's c r i s p y

Neytiri: Ma'Jake, that is a fire hazard.

Jake: DO NOT QUESTION MY--oops

*Insert a plume of flames*

Tonowari: *extinguishes the fire cause he's preppy like that*

Ao'nung: *Leans towards Lo'ak* See, this is why my dad is better than yours

Tuk: *Banshee screeches*

[mildmayfoxe]

extremely pleased to share this ugly photo with you & let you all know that i made grilled cheeses with green beans extra sharp cheddar fried onions & spicy dill pickle spread (extra sauce on the side) that were truly remarkable

[ottpopfic]

One of my favorite parts of the Valgrace that bangs around in my head is how Jason is absolutely 150% certain that Leo will never hurt him with his fire. Like he totally could, but he won't, and its just a law of the universe

Half the time Leo finds this endearing because of the trust of it all, but the other half gives him heart palpitations because Jason will completely ignore all fire safety or reason if its Leo who is on fire.

Leo will be full head to toe ablaze and Jason will go “yes, perfect time for hugs and kisses” because its Leo and Leo will never burn him. And he won't, Leo will scream and it will take six years off his life every time but he never burns Jason.

[vodka-and-ocs]

L + ratio + firebolt + quickened spell scorching rays

aka the sorcerer's gatling

[blairelythere]

do you want me to make you a new grilled cheese

[celluzu]

Not many people are aware of Levlies gilled chess problem but it is real and it is worrying.