#grif sarge

[correctrvbquotes]

Cut to Church's ghost standing over Caboose's body, surrounded by everyone else

Washington: What is going on?

Church: Wash, stay calm. We can explain.

Washington: I don't want explanations, I want the truth. Now. When were you gonna tell me about this?

Church: Okay, maybe I should start from the beginning. You see, Caboose here, killed me by accident once. Well actually, more than once.

Caboose: Not my fault. Tucker did it.

Church: Shut up.

Washington: He killed you. As in... dead.

Sarge: Then we reached an agreement. I built Blue over here a new body-

Church: Agreement? More like we kicked your ass, and you didn't have much of a choice of what you wanted to do.

Sarge: Who kicked what now?

Simmons: What're you, an idiot?

Sarge: You wanna take that back.

Church: You guys totally gave up!

Grif: Bullshit.

Church: That was the time that Tex kicked your asses all over-

Washington: Stop. Focus. How did you build him a body?

Sarge: With a robot kit of course. I'd already used ours to build our helper. Lopez.

Simmons: And a mighty fine job you did too, sir..

Grif: Yeheah, it's always great to have a helper no one can understand.

Sarge: Blue Team hadn't used theirs for some reason, and they even had an extra. We used that for your buddy, uh, whatsername.

Washington: And that didn't strike anyone as odd? That you would have a kit to build a robot that looks like a soldier?

Simmons: That's just standard issue equipment. Right?

Washington: What? No. Have you ever run in to anyone else who has one?

Simmons: We don't really get out that often.

Sarge: Okay, smart guy. If they're so rare, then why did Command send us upgraded ones when we were told to ship out to Rat's Nest?

Church: You guys went to Rat's Nest too?

Sarge: I used some of the spare parts to spruce up Lopez.

Simmons: Spare parts? Did you fix his voice thing?

Sarge: You know, I didn't even think about that until just this second. Kind of obvious in hindsight. Probably best not to mention it to him if you see him.

Simmons: Meh, he wouldn't understand anyway.

[jomeimei421]

uh oh………………terrible news. I miss them 😭💀

[sodium-chloride-blog]

One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue

Close ups!

[theosphobia]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[faderiftss]

If I did have to be here…. I'm just glad I was here with all of you.

[special-agent-goobs]

Hello rvb comunity, this is my contribution for this week

Im doin my best 👍

[akalegos]

restoration cannot hurt me

[radiantrookie]

[docdufresne]

el niñera.

[agentcaboose]

[waxcloth-din]

Rainy mornings in Blood Gulch.

[correctrvbquotes]

Meanwhile, not far away..

Simmons: Hey guys, do you ever notice Blue team has, like a lot more stuff going on than us?

Sarge: Yeah. Boring stuff.

Grif: Nerdy stuff.

Simmons: Yeah but I mean, all we ever talk about is food and guns.

Grif: That reminds me, I'm hungry.

Sarge: Stop complaining or I'll shoot ya in the head.

Simmons: Hhh... good times.

[jomeimei421]

21 years of RVB!!!! Thank you for everything, and so long! ❤️💙

[robotleech]

i was just going to post the clip of grif saying "im gonna spit on you simmons" but actually this entire scene is pretty fucking golden, so you get the whole thing, my treat.

[dreamaruu]

Hello RvBGTBQ+ community

[rigorplague]

saw this and couldnt stop thinking of red team