#gremlins elle

[maximura]

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Joking summary of this one bit of Foundling at the Door:

Clark: Phew, finally got Kon and Tim to go get a couple of hours of sleep down in the dorms. Man, they act like I'm going to just lose her the second they're out of the room or something!

Elle: *wakes up from her coma the second Tim & Kon walk out the door*

Elle: *makes direct eye contact with Clark*

Elle:

Clark: well

Clark: fuck

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I am OBSESSED with Noggin Algernon rn and I WILL ramble about him you can't stop me

I can't believe we actually got to see a gremlin try and be good in episode 3, and even succeed at it for a bit before Boss Chang's goons ultimately messed that up. I think if everyone had been respectful, Algernon would definitely have continued down the path of being good natured.

Like, this is the first time we've seen a gremlin feel bad about hurting someone and it's making me go crazy because it shows that they can be reformed if given the chance. Also, while he was working for Boss Chang, Algernon didn't want to spawn more of his kind and was afraid of getting wet which is insane because we've only seen Gizmo react that way up until this point:

That's like, a gremlins whole thing is attacking everyone and spawning more of their kind, and Algernon was ok with going against his nature for a little bit. I'm so proud of him. 🥺

Granted, Algernon is either a reference, a direct descendant of, or a past reincarnation of Brain (the most civilized and mild mannered one), so out of all the gremlins we've seen, it's safe to assume that he'd be the easiest to turn good. However, he's still prone to violent outbursts, so I was convinced he would kill Boss Chang like his son was speculating just so he could be the new boss of Chinatown. But I was shocked when Boss Chang willingly handed over the role to him. Algernon was emotional when he was dying, and touched that he would give him the role.

It was nice seeing a gremlin show emotion for once. I don't think he had any intentions of being violent or chaotic here, he clearly respected Boss Chang and listened to his advice. It was only when his goons tried to kill Algernon that he went "well screw this, I guess humans are horrible after all" which is understandable. I imagine if you're trying to teach a gremlin how to be good, you have to be very careful with what you say and do, otherwise they'll just revert back to their evil instincts all over again. It's a shame Boss Chang wasn't around him for longer, I think Algernon could have benefited from his good influence.

I'm super curious if later in the series, the main characters will come across a gremlin and discover this. I could definitely see Sam and Elle teaching a gremlin like Algernon how to be good natured and succeeding at it. They might even figure this out sometime in season 2 with Gizmo turning evil and all. What if Gizmo actually does turn into a gremlin for a split second? But because Sam and Elle are such good friends with him, through The Power of Friendship™ they figure out you can teach a gremlin to be good natured if you just give them the chance.

[elitehoe]

You know I could make the way he's wearing those belts about Alex Shelley but for the sanity of my moots I won't go there yet

[robinyourcreator]

texts i have received from my spouse: yea being immortal has somewhat skewed my view of "things that are hard"

[jessilynallendilla]

Danny bombarded with complaints and grievances

Danny: I can do one of two things. I can rule the entirety of the Infinity Realms, or I can control Ellie Wraith. I cannot possibly do both

(he's lying he just chooses to do the easier job)

[drunkgremlin]

Dante: George Gipe, who wrote that, never got to see the movie. He made up a whole background — a complicated one — for the creatures. In my mind, they came from China, and were the results of the mating of a dragon and a panda.

Empire magazine, issue #302 (August 2014)

[skipperauroras]

Theories and possible crossover au ideas: Elle from Gremlins: Secret of The Mogwai, is Jack Spicer's Grandmother. I know it says that Elle is a French thief on the Wiki, but I think she is French-Chinese because it was said her parents died during the moon festival due to unknown causes, meaning they traveled there to partake in it, so Elle's Mom or Dad might be Chinese. I think Elle might have met a guy later in life who could be Jack's Grandfather (Not Sam, I think she and Sam are just friends) and his Grandfather who carried the Spicer's last name. Elle moved on from thief work and found a high-paying job that got her out of being homeless, but Elle still has a klepto habit from her childhood. But since Elle became wealthy in her adulthood, that is why Jack comes from a wealthy family that has a mansion. Both Elle and her son who is Jack's dad were hard workers and worked the same job but I'm not sure what job that is yet, haven't quite figured out an idea. The other theory includes ancestors, Elle, Jack's Dad, and Jack could all be descendants of Wuya, due to Jack's dad discovering Wuya's puzzle box and giving it to Jack and maybe that's why Nuwa instantly felt like she couldn't trust Elle because I know that Nuwa didn't know she was a thief when she met her, but Nuwa instantly didn't trust her, maybe Nuwa knew she was a descendant of Wuya. Elle custom-sewed Jack's Trench Coat herself, she liked to encourage her grandson's hobbies, as said by Jack that his Grandmother made it for him in an episode. Elle is close to her Grandson Jack and tells him many tales of Chinese Myths, This is how he gained knowledge of stuff in Chinese folklore, Jack seemed to hyper-fixate on specific tales, like he learned about Chase Young from her, and Jack had a fondness for monkeys due to loving the tale about Sun Wu Kong. Elle told him about the Mogwai, Nuwa, and her adventures with Sam as well. But Jack just assumed the Mogwai were just a lesson fairy tale, Jack didn't really think they were real. Jack does remember hating Riley Green in the tale though, for being such a jerk to his Grandma Elle and her friend Sam. Jack did believe Nuwa existed though, but he wasn't really sure if his Grandma really met Nuwa or if she was just trying to make the story more imaginative. Sometimes though he thinks back to this story now that he learned about shen gon wu, it comes to his head, *What if?... No Gremlins can't be real? can they?* But he doesn't think of it much. Anyway, this is just me making crazy theories.

[elledritchwh0rror]

I absolutely refuse to believe you aren't getting any as your simpsons meme implies! If you ain't getting, no one is.

@ everyone in the world: sorry ur not getting any, my b:((

[mwahbabe]

can you pretty please do chloe or ellie (or both hehe) x virgin reader but where virgin reader isn’t written like a child yk they know stuff but they’re also a virgin, i love your works < 3 /nf at all!!

all the way

pairing: elloe x fem!reader

mdni, smut, polyamorous, established relationship, throuple, friends to lovers, virgin! reader, cunnilingus(r!recieving)v!fingering(r!recieving) threesome, loser!ellie, loser!chloe, tw: ell*ot mentioned!, chloe and ellie are gaybos for you and each other. fluff.

a/n: girllll i hate those fics it feels so corny and weird and i did both bc i’m a gremlin 👹 tysm!!!

you had been in a relationship with chloe and ellie for some time, the three of you started off as best friends, you didn’t realise how smitten those two wore for you, like you were for them. they were always there for you and so sweet, plus you loved their sarcastic humour and stupid jokes they made together that made you snort and roll your eyes everytime. they always put a smile on your face. you also noticed how those two interacted, their relationship clearly had something else there. you three just didn’t know what to do about it.

until one day when you three were stoned playing truth or dare when you had dared them to kiss, what you didn’t expect was for ellie to lunge forward grabbing chloes face and for them to start tongue fucking each others mouths, then they both turn to you out of breath with dazed eyes and wet lips from the others saliva and ellie breathlessly says “come here babe.” in a husky voice.

and then boom. you three were a throuple.

discovering you had never had sex before chloe was giddy with excitement, she wanted to be the first to make you feel good, even if was good with sharing with her other girlfriend she just couldn’t wait to make you feel good. ellie had to tell her “be patient babe. let her come to us.”

you had masturbated by yourself and knew how to make yourself cum and had obviously seen porn and read sexual novals but had never actually had sex, your first time your girlfriends got you off was ellie guiding you on chloes thigh and helping you grind on her talking you through it, “yeah.. there you go. just do whatever feels good babe..” “damn.. you’re doing so good. just like that.” with both of them praising and talking you through it you came from the clitoral stimulation and with their kisses all over your neck and their sweet praise in your ear. that was as far as you had gone, and you were for the most part satisfied.

ellie and chloe were a little experienced, except chloe lost her virginity to a man which turned out to be a psycho plus it was terrible. but she had seen lesbian porn and having the same parts she knew how it all worked, while ellie had some experience with women. even that was a little intimidating to you, ellie and chloe had fucked a few times, with ellie fingering chloe reducing her to a whimpering mess, and chloe going down on ellie making her cum on her tongue satisfying her own needs as well as ellies. even if you hated how nervous you were to go further with them knowing they were already doing stuff without you that was just your insecurities talking and you knew both of your girlfriends were the last people on earth to ever judge or make fun of you.

so one night when you had come to them, chloe laying with her head on ellies lap both of them arguing about the real meaning of the movie they were watching. with ellie feeding chloe popcorn each time chloe opened her mouth.

“hey you two.” you smiled coming up behind the couch and climbing over, chloe moved over slighty making room for you. “hey there hotstuff.” she let you come into her open arms, ellie smiled placing her hand on your back. “sup good lookin. how’s our favourite girl?” you smile at her choice of words, hearing ‘our’ at the beginning of any endearment from either of them always made you feel warm and fuzzy inside. “i’m good. how’s my favourite nerds?” you teased. “mean.” ellie retorted. chloe rolled her eyes. “you two are the nerds.” “and you’re insufferable.” ellie said affectionately. you smirked at that. “you’re both not wrong.” ellie looked back down at you. “thanks babe.” she said half sarcastically, patting chloes face making the blue haired punk grumble.

after a few minutes of comfortable silence you piped up again. “so.. i think that..i might be okay to, y’know, go further tonight. i think i’m ready.” you said casually, your eyes still on the tv as you lay your head on chloes chest.

you expected them to be confused and have to further explain but the both of them looked at each other grinning excitedly before looking back at you. “you sure babe?” ellie asked, you turned to them, smiling shyly. “yeah. i’m sure.” chloe grinned, moving her hands over your waist. “hell yeah. that’s so awesome babe. this is gonna be so fun.” damn, they were both eager, that much was clear. all evening they had sweet talked you, bith of them fighting to be the one to get you a snack or open your drink for you. until that night when they got you in bed finally, both of them were so in sync, completely different than how they usually were.

ellie was behind you while you lay against her, you were only in panties and a tank top, braless as ellie kissed your neck while chloe kissed your lips, both of the girls being gentle with you, not wanting to overwhelm you. they wanted to make sure they did this perfect. as much as they would never admit it they were both hopeless romantics, for you especially, they did love each other but mostly their love was built on their love for you, it made sense to only you three. chloe pulled away looking at you, “let us know if you don’t like anything we’re doing okay?” you nodded. “yeah. uh huh. of course.” you were a little out of breath, chloe always kissed so messy and left you breathless. “just say the word and we stop kay?” ellie said softly,

you nodded. “look at me.” you turn looking at ellie giving her a smile. “i will.” “and chloe.” you turn back to chloe, her blue eyes scanning your face, you tried not to feel nervous, knowing you were safe. “i’ll tell you both if i don’t like it.. or wanna stop.” “that’s our girl.” that phrase would always get to you. ellies hands moved further up onto your chest. “damn right it is.” chloe said with a soft yet teasing tone. ellie gripped your chin guiding you to face her, kissing you softly using tongue, letting you take the lead, you slid your tongue in, your soft moans heard by the blue haired girl in front of you, after a few seconds she pulled you away from ellie and claimed your mouth herself, ellie scoffed softly. always so impatient she thought. you were swapped between the two of them as they took turns kissing you.

chloe rubbed your clit through the fabric of your panties while kissing you, her lips crashing against yours over and over as your cute moans were swallowed up by her. ellie shifted you up gently as chloe pulled away, “mind if we take this off pretty girl?” chloe asked as she traced her fingers over the bottom of your top, “yeah.. i mean-no. i don’t mind.” earning chuckles from both women. “you’re so cute.” ellie helped chloe peel off your thin top up and over your head, letting your pretty tits free. “so pretty..” ellie murmured. “hell yeah she is. you wanna…?” ellie nodded. “can i touch you here baby?” you nodded immediately, “let us hear you say it.” you bit your lip, “touch me. please.”

chloe couldn’t help the small groan that came from her hearing you say that, especially in that needy tone. ellies hands groped your tits as soon as she got permisson. kneading the flesh and pinching your nipples gently. “how’s that feel pretty girl?” ellie asked next to your ear. “mmh.. good. feels good els.” you breathed. chloe watched, she was so giddy it was hard to keep herself in check. “mind if i taste babe?” you shook your head. “go ahead...” chloe lowered her head and moved chloes hand that was on one of your breasts and licked over your perky nipples grinning at your gasp, she began using her lips and sucked gently on your flesh, making wet sounds as her mouth sloppily kissed and sucked on the breast that ellies hand wasn’t on.

your cute moans were music to both ellie and chloes ears, both enjoying the fact they were the firsts to ever make you feel good, feeling a bit of pride, more ellie than chloe. you were soaked by this point, your arousal seeping from your panties, your pussy throbbing in a way that you hadn’t quite experienced before, it was an agressive thumping, begging for attention.

chloes hand wandered between your legs before she pulled away, her mouth letting your nipple go with a pop. “can i baby? huh?” you responded with lifting your hips. “please..” you said, taken aback at your own neediness. “shh we got you baby..” ellie said softly against your neck, watching chloe rub you through the thin fabric. “oh.” chloe traced around your clit seeing how big the wet patch was. “that’s so adorable.” she said earning a chuckle from ellie. chloe slowly peeled your panties down your thighs, your calves then your ankles tossing them aside. ellie nudged you to spread your legs a bit. “damn.. see how wet she is chlo?” ellie chuckled. chloe hummed in agreement. “spread her legs a little more- yeah that’s it, thanks babe.” she turned her attention back on you. “you okay if i taste you down here too?”

“yeah.” you said breathily. chloe wasted no time, she wanted to draw this out, but lord knows she had no patience. and you were sooo pretty.

chloes face lowered until she was right between your legs, her tongue flicking out to run up your slit, slick with arousal, until she found your clit giving it some soft licks you gasp and let out a sharp moan, a jolt of pleasure going through your whole lower half. ellie chuckled at you as she glanced between chloe and your reactions. ellie massaged your tits gently while chloe latched her lips on your swollen clit. “o-ohh! fuck!” you jerked your hips up. “chloe..” chloe hummed against you.

ellie kissed your neck as her hands stayed firmly on your chest, giving you little “yeah.. atta girl”s or “such a pretty girl”s in your ear, making the experience more erotic and intimate.

chloe lapped at your soaked pussy, enjoying your pretty sounds, while ellie played with your tits feeling you squirm in her arms. “feel good baby?” “yeah..” “yeah?” you nod. “fuck chloe….”

chloe hummed against you, the vibration making you whimper. the pleasure was so warm and tingly, you needed more though, needed more of her. “more chloe… please.” hearing you say that made chloe glance up at you and then her blue eyes flicker to ellie, both of them sharing a look. “i got you babe.” chloe pulled away, her fingers sliding up and down your slit, rubbing your clit in circles, ellie watched, grinning at your moans, chloes fingers rubbed at your entrance, you inhaled. “ready princess?” she asked, looking at you, ellie held her hand to you gently. “hold my hand.” you nodded at ellie looking back at chloe. “i’m ready.” you gripped ellies hand.

chloe smiled and pushed a finger into you, your fleshy walls taking her well, you tensed up slightly, it felt weird, somebody elses fingers inside you felt invasive and non familiar, but you kept holding ellies hand and breathing, both your girlfriends making sure you were okay.

“ready for another one pretty?” chloe asked. you nod. “words baby.” ellie said lowly. “yes please.”

“so cute.” chloe added a second finger, stretching you out. “ohh fuck-” you whimpered in pain from the uncomfortable feeling. “breathe. i know baby i know.” chloe soothed you, ellies thumb rubbed your hand. “doing good sweet girl. so good for chloe.” you breathed in and out squeezing ellies hand until you felt you were used to it. giving chloe a nod. “okay. all good now.” chloe nodded at both you and ellie. ellie caught her drift. as chloe pumped two fingers in your pussy your moans got louder, it felt real good, you leaned against ellies shoulder as moans spilled from your lips. “yes. ohh god.. that’s good, chloe.. mmh..” “yeahh. there you go.” ellie praised, slowly sneaking a hand down your stomach to between your legs, finding your clit.

your eyes widened and a loud whimper came from your throat as ellie circled your clit while chloe worked her long fingers inside you, you felt dizzy, this pleasure was like nothing you could ever bring yourself. “god..! oh fuck! yes.. fuck!” you groaned, you sounded so slutty right now but you didn’t care, and your girlfriends were absolutely loving this.

being in both your girlfriends arms like this made you feel safe. like nothing could hurt you.

“mhm.. yeah. just like that.” ellie chuckled. “good girl.” chloe kissed your neck softly “taking me so well.” “i was talking to you.” ellie smirked, her green eyes glancing at chloe. causing a blush to spread across chloes cheeks. “don’t.”

their attention was back on you as you cried out loudly as chloe curled her fingers inside you, you literally saw stars. “fuckk… i can’t you guys..” “yeah you can babe.” ellie kissed your neck softly. her fingers rubbing your clit faster now. “she’s getting there baby” she said to chloe.

“damn right..you getting close baby?”

you could only nod as babbled nonsense came from you as chloes fingers curled over and over hitting that spot you could never reach. while ellies fingers rubbed your clit faster now, this was making you shake, you knew you were seconds away from a powerful orgasm, the biggest one of your life, at least for now.

“god! i-i can’t!” you cried. “let go baby c’mon.” “let it go. we got you baby. yeah. that’s it.”

you couldn’t deal. as your climax was coaxed from you, you let out one loud cry as your body convulsed in their arms, your walls clamped down hard on chloes fingers, she didn’t stop, drawing out every sound and shake she could from you.

your cries and gasps slowly turned into small hums and heavy sighs, chloe withdrew. her fingers from your pretty cunt showing ellie. “fuck. look at that.” ellie slowly rubbed your clit through the aftershocks until she stopped and grabbed chloes hand, her fingers glistening with your fluids. “gimmie.” chloe let her have it. she deserved it.

you and chloe watched as she licked your cum off chloes fingers, you let out a laugh from still being off that high chloe gave you. “goddamn..”

chloe came up beside you, ellie shifted you off her and laying on the other side of you instead. “how was that princess?” you giggled. “so fucking amazing..” chloe laughed, giving you a kiss. the taste of your pussy on her lips, something that you didn’t hate… “so you liked it?” you nodded. “absolutely.” you turn to her from ellies shoulder. “but i’m so sleepy..” ellie and chloe laughed, chloe being the one to get up. “stay here.” ellie went to get up as well, “no i got it. you did most of the work babe.” “alright. if you insist boss.” chloe smirked and snuggled into you while ellie went to clean you up. “love ya babe.” “me or her?” you giggled. “you know it’s both.” chloe caught ellies expression. you hummed in response. “i love you both so much.”

“love you too princess.” ellie called from the bathroom before chloe could answer. “and you, brat.” chloe rolled her eyes. “yeah yeah. love you too nerd”

“god, you two just fucked the shit out of me and you’re still being idiots.”

“two idiots in love with you.” chloe held you like a teddy bear, refusing to let you go. “now let’s nap, ellie can clean up.” “you’re insufferable.”

[separatedleoau]

he angy

Funny enough this time he didn't even hurt someone, he just slapped the water out of 2AL Leo's hand, Donnie know he did nothing but he's not gonna say it

@tmntaucompetition @intotheelliwoods this is the last one I do I swear 😭 your doodles are just too fun not to respond to

Stay hydrated!!

they are exited:)

bonus that totaly didn't have me frantically trying to rememeber different future Leos and then made me realize halfway that some of them lost their arm in their AUs (also I just realized I fogot to write who the others are, anyways...)

@tmntaucompetition

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I almost forgot, her have these memes I made for Foundling at the Door:

This one’s not quite relevant yet but I just couldn’t get it out of my head lol:

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Yo new poster just dropped.

[popatochisssp]

hiya poppy! i dunno if this is a silly ask but I’m a bit curious… do any of your unique boys have weird condiment obsessions or comfort foods?? tale sans has ketchup, swap paps has honey and so on, i assume that the rest of hoodie gang (what i loosely refer to the lazy brother role as) has the same weird habits. mostly curious about ash, brick, ell, nemo, sunny!

(Anon, I know you did not initially send this on anon, and you included an Art with it that I enjoyed very much, which is why I was so very upset to somehow lose this ask??? Luckily, tumblr cannot eat my emails so I still had the text saved and can at least answer the question, but if you wanted to re-add your art to this post, I would like that very much 😭)

I did do a favorite condiments/toppings post ages ago, when I only had ten of these losers, so it might be about time to update it!

Sans (Undertale): Yeah, it’s ketchup, he likes it on anything and everything, and he will drink it straight ‘cause he’s a terrible gremlin man. He started doing it as a joke to freak people out but it grew on him and, uh… well, now, he just likes it. This is his life and he has no shame.

Papyrus (Undertale): Nothing so uncouth as his brother, ugh! …But… on occasion…very rare occasion, mind you! He…has been known to sneak a spoonful of peanut butter straight out of the jar… Just the one, though, he never double-dips! He’s not disgusting!

Sky (Underswap Sans): As far as condiments go, he likes relish! He won’t eat it straight, if anyone’s looking, but who doesn’t like a hearty helping of it plopped onto a hot dog? Or a hot cat, he’s not picky! Spicy or sour is equally fine, just not the biggest fan of sweet.

Paps (Underswap Papyrus): Nothing new here, he likes honey a whole heck of a lot, though mostly just to sweeten his tea… or in a candy-bar, or drizzled on a pastry or something… Damn, he’s making himself hungry just thinking about it…

Jasper (Underfell Sans): Mustard, obviously, anything else on a ‘dog is the blatantly incorrect choice. Also pretty good on a sandwich, but you’re never gonna catch him guzzling it straight from the bottle. He never tried to pull that prank like his classic counterpart did, and never got accidentally hooked on his own condiment of choice. Ha!

Pyre (Underfell Papyrus): He’ll deny it to his dusting breath, but you cannot bring Nutella or any kind of chocolate spread into the house and expect it to still be there when you come back. He will eat it directly out of the jar, the whole thing, especially if he’s had a hard day or something. You’ll just never find the evidence. He’ll do it with ice cream, too, so y’know…keep an eye on your groceries.

Mal (Swapfell Sans): He likes spicy flavors so any kind of salsa or hot sauce is a favorite for him. His tolerance is damn good, so he can–and will–pull a Power Move and drink it straight if he feels the situation calls for it, but he generally just likes it on his food, like a normal person. Don’t test him, though, remember the freak that lies just beneath the surface…

Rus (Swapfell Papyrus): Can he pick literally everything sweet ever? No? Okay, then it’s probably maple syrup that he likes best, he’ll have it on waffles, in candy, or even to sweeten up some normally more savory foods like beans or ham or just about anything else you can think of. …Not that he, uh…really knows how to cook, himself… But he was a picky eater as a kid and syrup was easy to get in Snowdin, so it was usually used as a bribe to get him to eat A Thing He Didn’t Like and it’s a bit of a comfort-flavor for him now!

Slate (Horrortale Sans): For obvious reasons… he’s not picky. He’ll eat anything– burnt, flavorless, or even a little moldy, just drown it in ketchup and it’s good as gold. Like his classic counterpart, he’ll drink it straight, but surprisingly he’s also developed a bit of a fondness for mayo, mostly post-surfacing. It is not an unusual occurrence to find him just eating it straight, especially if he’s managed to get ahold of one of those squeeze-tubes that make it even easier. You might think he’s trying to pull a vanilla-pudding-in-the-mayo-jar prank but…alas, it’s real.

Papy (Horrortale Papyrus): He’s in the health field and knows in great detail why this is a thing he should probably not be doing but… You know those tubs of whipped topping…? Yeah, he’ll eat that with a spoon until the, “Oh My God, Why Am I Doing This” thoughts hit him and he shamefully puts it back. It would easily be one of the most mortifying moments of his life if you ever caught him at it, standing in front of the fridge in the dark at two in the morning like an oil-and-corn-syrup-loving cryptid.

Ash (Undergloom Sans): Worcestershire sauce is probably his top choice of condiment. His brother’s cooking has spoiled him a little bit, so plain old ketchup doesn’t quite cut it for him anymore. A lot of his favorite foods are hearty, heavy, meaty or all of the above, and Worcestershire can go on and in most of them! Now, will he drink it? No, probably not… but if there’s any on his plate that he can sop up with a bread roll and eat, he absolutely will be doing so.

Yrus (Undergloom Papyrus): No one can know. Whenever he buys those little jars of maraschino cherries, it’s for garnishing drinks or desserts or whatever else he might need them for, and when he cleans out the jars to reuse them for other things, there’s no reason to wonder what he’s done with the juice, probably dumped it, right? Well…no. He drinks it, straight from the jar, like some kind of fucked up, bookish skeleton hummingbird. Don’t judge him!!!

Brick (Horrorfell Sans): Whether he acknowledges it or not, he’s living a bit more of the high life these days than he used to, and with that tends to come some upgrades in the little things around you. In his case, that means he still prefers mustard over any condiment, but it’s Dijon mustard specifically that he tends to reach for—a bit fancier, more of a bite to it, and now the plain yellow stuff feels like a downgrade. He’ll eat whatever, he’s not picky, but y’know…if given the option…

King (Horrorfell Papyrus): He has no such vices…that he’ll admit to. But neither will he back down or show even a hint of shame if you catch him squirting a bottle of chocolate syrup straight into his shaker full of milk that you may have previously assumed was a protein or workout shake of some kind. As for whether or not he’ll drink the syrup straight… You’ll never catch him. Don’t even try.

Merc (Horrorswap Sans): Probably sweet-and-sour sauce for him, there’s a lot of different things to use it on and he likes the versatility of that. To the point that he’d drink it? Yes, sure, boldly so, in front of anyone, admittedly mostly as a bit for the reaction but hey, it’s tangy and delicious, no regrets!

Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus): His favorite topping to snack on is also a backfired prank. His brother is a baker and buys more new and unnecessary kinds of sprinkles than anyone could ever reasonably need, and he may’ve stolen a bottle or two to see how long it’d take him to notice. …And then maybe…grazed on them a little bit one time, when he was hungry and busy and didn’t want to get up. In his defense…they’re crunchy?

Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans): He’s still all about the hot sauce, baby! Buffalo sauce in particular is probably the favorite, perfect for wings, but he’ll branch out if there are options—especially if they’re advertised as the hottest around, or put to him as a challenge. He’s a defiant thrill-seeker at heart, he all but has to drink it straight from the bottle if someone thinks so highly of it.

Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus): He’s a caramel fiend. He pretty much always has been, in its candy form, but pretty much as soon as he started cooking for himself and realized how easy it was to just put a few things in a pan and have caramel sauce? It was over for him, he does it all the time now. It’s lucky if it actually makes it on top of anything because he’ll eat it by the spoonful almost straight out of the pan, but if he doesn’t, it’s still a perfectly good snack after it’s cooled a little. Not even store-bought jars last any longer in his house.

Sunny (Gastertale Sans): He loves a good steak sauce, obviously for steaks but on pretty much anything—burgers, sandwiches, jazzing up some veggies, what can’t it do? He’s not quite at the level of drinking it straight from the bottle, but it can seem close some days when he’s really slathering it on.

Aster (Gastertale Papyrus): Definitely some kind of weakness for tahini. It makes such a good dip, or spread, or partner with jam on toast to make a not-quite-pb&j, so even though he doesn’t usually find it on a menu, he tends to keep some around the house. Would he eat it all by itself? Has he? Well, what’s the fun in just telling? He has some kind of mystique to maintain, you know…

Spectr (Transcendtale Sans): Ketchup is super nostalgic for him, a very comforting flavor. He’ll totally drink it straight or eat it out of a packet just for the taste of it, even if he doesn’t have the hunger to actually eat it with something. He’s also gotten a bit more adventurous, though, and is a lot more open to trying different varieties of ketchup, and those trendy combos with other things—spicy ketchup, mayochup, thousand island—if it’s available, he’ll try it, and he’s slowly amassing a personal catalogue of favorites tried all across the globe.

PapAIrus (Transcendtale Papyrus): He doesn’t eat. He doesn’t need to and he’s not actually capable of it, so… It’s fine, he really doesn’t miss it or think about it much. …But whenever he gets around to having that back-up body made, probably the first thing he’d eat with it is a big jar of peanut butter, the crunchy kind.

Xanth (Ascendswap Sans): Having almost completely done away with any sense of shame and a large amount of awareness of social norms, he is no longer shy of straight-up eating relish. He is also not shy of going for maximum sour, vinegary flavor and will fully sip pickle juice out of the jar. He is living his truth and we are all so proud.

Piper (Ascendswap Papyrus): Did I call somebody else a hummingbird? I should’ve saved it for him, he’s graduated from honey to something a bit more concentrated—agave syrup. He follows the trends a little more attentively these days, gave it a try when he heard about it as a honey-substitute, and that was…kind of it. His sweet tooth is his weakness, and he doesn’t even mind paying a little more for the ethically sourced brands, he’s too hooked on that super-sweet sweetness for his tea and candy and pastries and whatever else he can find to drizzle it on.

Carmine (Underfell Fruition Sans): He’s a cool ranch guy, all the way. As a dip, it’s the perfect accompaniment to anything crunchy and he’ll freely load up his carrots and celery and chips with it. As a proper condiment, it’ll go on anything from pizza to burgs, and while he’s definitely taken a swig once, just to try it, he probably likes it better as supporting cast than the lead act.

Tank (Underfell Fruition Papyrus): He was ruined the first time a jar of marshmallow fluff came into his possession. He didn’t get much in the way of sweets growing up, so pure, soft, sticky sugar…? He has no defense against it. He’ll actually need to be told you can make things with it if you want to, because eating it with a spoon is all he knows and that’ll be a beautiful brave new world for him.

Vi (Swapfell Fruition Sans): He’s a barbecue sauce fan. His preference is for the smoky or spicy kind, but even the sweeter stuff has its charm and he hasn’t really eaten a kind he hasn’t somewhat liked. He won’t take a swig from a bottle, but if he ever comes across a brand he really likes, he may go out of his way to buy some to take home, and that's a huge compliment from him.

Hunter (Swapfell Fruition Papryus): Butterscotch is his thing, actually. He likes it as a topping in sauces and cocktails quite a bit, but if there happen to be any butterscotch chips around, that’s more to his preference. Be wary trying to get any baking with them done around him, he actually prefers them outside of the baked goods and he’s not above petty theft. In fact, he’s below it, far below it, a little quick yoinkery is the least of what he’ll do to get something he wants.

Kohl (Descendtale Sans): He’s a soy sauce kind of guy. It’s salty, savory, and strong, a little goes a long way even to overpower a flavor you’re sick of, but you have to eat because it’s nearly all there is… Yeah, he got a little hooked on it when monsters started eating the echo flower root, and it stuck around as a new favorite after. Would he drink it? Not unless it would be really funny, he has limited room in the tank these days and would prefer to use it for food he likes, not on a bit.

Bram (Descendtale Papyrus):  Nothing beats a nice crème anglaise drizzled over something sweet… Of course, he’s not much of a cook so mostly he just waits for vanilla ice cream to melt and that’s basically the same thing, right? Ice cream soup is delicious and also a perfectly valid topping for all manner of deliciousness, don’t knock it until you’ve tried it!

And as for comfort foods…well that’s a whole other post to update! ;)

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Every few months this post gets a note and let me tell you, I'm still devastated that Pugachev died solely because that means he won't have more sexual tension with Archie

Archie/Pugachev! Archie/Pugachev!! Archie/Pugachev!!!!