#gregory house i can see why you want his thingy so bad

[propertyofjameswilson]

gregory house we know who you really are

[highfaelucien]

az and lucien for the ship thingy maybe?

send me a pairing and I'll answer the following questions about them!

HECK YES. IT'S LUZRIEL TIME!!!!

falls asleep on the couch I think they might both be guilty of this? Azriel does it when he's had a super long day and just...cannot stay awake. Lucien finds him sprawled there amidst all of his reports and scribbled notes. He tuts and tidies them away, because he knows Az hates messiness, and then just...Lies down and snuggles next to him. Az being Az, this wake him up and has him reaching for Truth-Teller. But Lucien, who expected this, gives him a soft word and a little squeeze and Az just...grunts and wraps a lazy wing around them and they drift off again. Lucien does it deliberately because sometimes you just need to have a couch nap. It's one of the few joys in life. When Az finds him, his response varies. If he's feeling soft/it's late/he knows Lucien needs it he just scoops him up and carries him to bed. Lucien remains utterly unaware of this, apart from mumbling vaguely in his sleep and kind of like...pulling Az towards him. Craving that contact. Sometimes he refuses to let go and Az has to give in and get into bed with him. He grumbles about this. He grumbles a LOT, but he lets it happen. If Lucien has shit to do Az will make him some tea, as a peace offering, poke at him til he wakes up, then shoves the tea under his nose like smelling salts to make him sit up and actually properly wake up. And sometimes Az, who has a streak of cruel humour in him, chucks a bucket of water over Lucien who is just like AZRIEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU MISERABLE OLD BAT WHY AM I WITH YOU!? Az actually unleashes A Chuckle at this while Lucien remains >:(

makes friends with the neighbors Azriel SAYS he makes friends with the neighbours, but Lucien flatly points out that "sending shadows into peoples' houses to make sure they're not serial killers, or secret Hybern loyalists, or spies, or bad dressers does NOT count as making friends with them, Az". Az rustles his wings a bit at this and mumbles something about "with the right perspective..." Lucien rolls his eyes and forces him to come up and ACTUALLY meet their neighbours in person. Lucien does the actual friend making. Lucien is 10/10 the guy that hangs over his garden wall to have an hour long conversation with the neighbours while Az hovers awkwardly in the background like 'wtf are they talking about for all this time???' He's also very forward, with makes Az blush a little bit. "Hi there I'm Lucien, this is my partner Azriel, we fuck each other, if that makes you uncomfortable I suggest you move and reevaluate your priorities in life. I am a delight, he is too but it's harder to see, give him like a half a milennia and you'll see what I mean." Lucien makes friends but he's also got no patience or tolerance for bullshit anymore. If someone's a shit person he wants nothing to do with them. (And will absolutely lowkey start neighbour guerilla warfare to get them to move. This includes, but is not limited to, very loud sex).

is the adventurous eater Lucien will try anything once, but hilariously I think he's actually got quite a fussy palatte? So he WANTS to be an adventurous eater but anything with more than like...a single chili in it makes him start hyperventilating. He can't handle spice. Which Azriel finds absolutely fucking hilarious, because it is. "You're from the Autumn Court, Lucien." "I know -_-" "You have literal fire powers" "I KNOW -_-" "You-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP AZ I KNOW". Azriel actually has a surprisingly refined taste. He's a definite foodie. And he can eat pretty much anything to exist, but he likes his food, and he likes it good. One of Lucien's early warning signs that Az is going through some shit is actually that he stops caring about what he's putting in his mouth/is just eating to keep himself going and not for any pleasure. That's when it's intervention time.

hogs the covers at night Lucien, actually. Which Azriel pretends to be very miffed about because "you have fire powers, Lucien, sheesh." Lucien just points out that Azriel has two giant blankets strapped to his back called wings and that he hasn't got a leg to stand on either. As they bicker this way they navigate closer together/cuddle and also redistribute said blankets. Both of them actually hate being cold at night.

For Az it brings back bad memories of dark, cold cells, and brutal winter months in Illyrian warcamps.

Lucien doesn't have a particularly bad association with the cold, he's just a little bitch about it.

forgets to do the dishes

Both of them I think are pretty neat and tidy on the whole? Azriel has that military bootcamp discipline mentality. Lucien can be a little bit more scattered in comparison. But like an academic library looks like a disorganised clusterfuck compared to Az, so it's not a very fair bar.

Of the two of them, Lucien is more likely to do it. Lucien attempts to cook like once every year or so, and the result is always an absolute clusterfuck of burned food, swearing Lucien, the messing of every pot and pan in the house, and said house nearly being burned to the ground.

tries to surprise their partner more often

Azriel very famously doesn't like surprises. Lucien tried precisely one (1) time, waiting in the bed, naked, with a rose clamped between his teeth, and an impressive display of magical Autumn court fireworks heralding Azriel's return home.

Unfortunately, Az being Az, reacted rather poorly to this, thought they were being ambushed, and long story short nearly chopped Lucien's cock off with Truth-Teller.

Lucien has planned no more surprises since then.

Azriel is a stealth romantic, however. Beneath those Illyrian leathers, icy stares, midnight voice, and scarred, impenetrable mask is a vein of soft mushyness, and this is a hill I am willing to die on.

Every month or so (he keeps the schedule varied, keep Lucien on his toes) he plans a surprise and Lucien is pleased.

leaves dirty laundry on the floor Again, both of them are fairly neat, so the only time this would realistically happen is when they're on the way to boning and clothing is being shed quickly behind like. Like a smutty breadcrumb trail.

stays up til 2 AM reading Both of them are guilty of this. Az is reading reports, which is absolutely not a valid excuse for him not to be in bed snuggling Lucien RIGHT THIS SECOND. But Lucien absolutely needing to find out how the last 12 cliffhangers in his mystery thriller novel is a completely different story and “stop glowering at me from the bedroom doorway, Azriel, I need to find out who killed Gregory!!!” “It was the gardener, now will you please put that down and come to sleep?” “FUCK YOU, AZ, YOU HAVEN’T EVEN FUCKING READ IT I HATE YOU SO MUCH.”

sings in the shower Both, actually. Plot twist. Lucien has a lovely voice, actually, and Azriel will often send in a shadow or two to listen in and feed the music back to him while he’s working in the other room. Az sings as well, but very quietly, and he has a nice voice, too. But he’s so stealthy and secretive about it that no one will ever know.

takes the selfies Lucien, by virtue of the fact that Azriel is in approximately six pictures ever, and even then he’s only like...partially in 4 of them. Azriel doesn’t do cameras. And he has an uncanny knack for ducking out of the way just as pictures get taken and avoiding them entirely.

plans date night

Lucien’s date nights just kind of happen. He doesn’t really plan, he just informs Az they’re going out and then they go on a city whirlwind adventure.

Azriel’s date nights are planned with expected military precision and excuted on a minute-by-minute schedule.

[pepperonitimeline]

There is an interesting emphasis on timelines in Steven Universe

but like. Why?

Hypothesis: Steven Universe is made up of multiple timelines, but shown in an order that makes the events seem linear. read part 2 here!

I'm not the first person to speculate this at all. A lot of this stuff has been pointed out by @dogcopter​ @arrozbrillante​ @stevenutheories and many others on various platforms!

I just gathered the most conspicuous "evidence" into 1 post. If you’re interested in SU theory and analysis you should check out their blogs. :o) This was as short as I could make it..

And a big thank you to @love-takes-work for her podcast summaries!!! 

So, most ostensibly there’s Garnet, who can see multiple futures. In Pool Hopping she begins to call her visions timelines specifically.

Garnet: In this timeline, we do the opposite of that. Hey, you! Have a pizza!

Steven: Hey, Vidalia's house is around here. Let's bring her the last pie.

Garnet: Now, that would be nice. She must be upset that her son was taken into space by those Homeworld Gems. (referring to the events of I Am My Mom)

Steven: You mean Onion? He isn't in space. He's right over there. *points*

Garnet: Sorry, I-I must be thinking of a different timeline.

-

Garnet: My bad. I was sure we were in the pepperoni timeline.

-

Garnet: It's important to keep in mind that all these horrible things did happen to you in alternate timelines. Safety is fun.

In Steven and The Stevens:

Yeah

It was confirmed on the podcast that the Steven we see from that episode on is a different Steven than the one from episodes 1-21. In “The Fantasy of Steven Universe” Sugar explains:

"I think, early on, we knew for sure what we wanted to do was to create episodes that feel self-contained but give you a new piece of information or change the characters fundamentally. So, Steven and the Stevens, is tight but Steven does change fundamentally after having that experience. He's not the same- in THAT case he's LITERALLY not the same character..."

It’s muffled because they're all laughing but right after they say this Matt Burnett goes “He died.” 

Link to the episode

Love-takes-work also has a text summary of the episode

But something I haven't seen discussed very much is the time travel chase scene. Granted it’s very blink-and-you’ll miss it, there are some Stevens who witness the other Steven’s fighting but that don’t end up in the Sea Shrine at the end.

Way back in 2015 @stevenutheories already did the math as to how many alternate timelines may have stemmed from the time shenanigans: 3 to 5. Not counting the original one who is definitively gone. 

Technically quantum mechanics don’t work like that and those Stevens should have been Thanos’d too. I’m not going to pretend I understand physics, that is just what I’ve been told by someone who does. But then again the magic time thingy wasn’t bound by rules of real-life physics in the first place… so ??

Let’s cross-examine SATS’ accompanying KBCW post.

“At any given moment, if you asked me what I was thinking about, the answer would be one of two things: katana swords, or THE POSSIBILITY OF ALTERNATE TIMELINES RUNNING PARALLEL TO OUR OWN!

Proving the existence of these timelines can be pretty tricky, even for a seasoned paranormal investigator such as myself.  An inter-temporal incursion caused by the momentary weakening of the time-space continuum doesn’t really photograph well.  And all the cross dimensional time travelers I know don’t want to go on the record about their experiences.  Frankly, the only thing I can submit as evidence of alternate timelines is the fact that THEY ARE PROBABLY JUST SO COOL AND AWESOME THAT THEY HAVE TO BE REAL.

Think about it!  What about a universe where that asteroid missed Earth and we had DINOSAURS for pets instead of dogs?  Or a universe where someone was like “Hey, zeppelins are way cooler than planes, let’s just do that!”  Or a universe where AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF ME CAN GROW A FULL BEARD?!  What an amazing life that Ronaldo must have… in THIS stupid reality I have a really hard time getting my moustache to connect to the rest of my facial hair and it’s incredibly frustrating.”

KBCW and Ronaldo’s commentary in general are usually half-right. Like the “Polymorphic Sentient Rocks are aliens who want to hollow out the earth… to make it lighter so they can transport it back to their star system” thing.

I can't help but think the "Dinosaurs for pets instead of dogs" is a reference to the live action Super Mario Bros. movie- where the meteor that killed the dinosaurs sent them to a parallel universe instead, causing mammals to go instinct in said universe. (Don’t know about the zeppelins.)

And then, and THEN there’s Keep Beach City Safe, KBCW’s more obscure rival blog run by (most likely) Onion under the pseudonym "The Observer". Apparently he’s planted cameras all over town to record Steven’s adventures. There's also a "Recruiter" and second mystery narrator calling themselves "Marco Díez", it's a whole thing,

Assuming it’s real, here’s one of the posts I think are the most relevant.

“I have been on zero gem hunts over the years, and what i have learned over the years is: always be prepared for anything, and everything. Connie’s already knows that and this her first mission. I, wasn’t so fortunate on my first mission. It was a crisp Autumn morning, - with notes of cinnamon in the air. I was the mountains, the air temperature, humidity and level elevation levels, were perfect.

Then, I noticed the creature, it was charging me. I tried to evade the gem monster, but it just kept on coming, and coming! There was no escape! And then- Wait! I just remembered. I never been on a gem hunt! So where did I get that story from?”

This was posted on August 1st alongside Gem Hunt… and the day after the Greg The Babysitter post, which was deleted earlier this year, right after people started interacting with it again.

Being a Babysitter is hard, especially if your Greg Universe. This guy, in the picture above me. Wait did I just become self aware? Hey, I did! Haha, I always knew I was more to me than just a narrator. Actually this is the first time I thought about, Because I'm self aware baby! Woohoo, yeah! Wait, what was I talking about? Ah yes, Gregory. So this Greg guy,Has to Babysit this cool baby, because he owes her for letting him mooch off her. And Greg, is like totally irresponsible, he some how lets the baby climb a Ferris Wheel. How does that even happen? This dude is so not getting payed. And what's up with his hair!?!

So here it is, another story, told by Greg, about his past self. I wonder how many times I started a paragraph with the word so. And when he was telling this story, we got some clues that could finally tell use when all of this started. We know about the gems and what happened  thousands of years ago, but we don't know about the hems and  what happened thousands of years ago. They wee being very vague about the whole thing. Almost intentionally, well it was obsessively intentional.

?

There are subtle inconsistencies in Beach City's layout. ("The Observer" points this out, too.)

Remember Danny’s? In Bubble Buddies and Joking Victim, there’s a shop named Danny’s Salt Water Taffy.

Then in Watermelon Steven it’s gone.

As for a prop: Chaaaaps used to just be Chips

That’s from Monster Buddies, the episode right after Steven and The Stevens.

It's just as likely someone on the show simply thought the background/chips looked a little too busy or whatever. But re-doing stuff costs a lot of time and money, yknow? Neither of which is the animation industry very generous about. Did you know even props have model sheets?

Of course it could just be another brand of chips. Maybe Utz got involved somehow.

Lastly I want to highlight a quote from a Rebecca Sugar interview regarding SU ending.

“The story is continuing off screen and I do know what happens next, at least in certain timelines, for the characters,” Sugar says. “But I would have to decide how and when I’d want to dig into that, or if it’s best to give them their privacy.”

yeah so like what the fuck

[toyfrog]

Does Liz have a dual personality?

Like in Lord Baltimore?

That’s the only explanation I can derive as to why she’s being written so *plot driven*

You never see the character in her head like in S1-2.

In S3, she’s plot driven for the entire season.

In S4 I didn’t watch but according to followers who did, she still had moments of whiplash. Was it the writing?

Of course. Horrible, painful, sloppy execution all because of a stupid spin off nobody wanted. So how do you clean up the mess?

Well…. there’s that altered memory thingy Krilov did to both Liz/Ressler at different times… the question is when was Liz memory altered? Before S3? Before Ted was shot? Recall Ressler with the gun ready to shoot Hitchin? It took Liz’ calm voice to get him to see the Truth.

So ahem, in these “scripts” there’s a lot of references to faulty memory, amnesia, altered states, and rare blood types, mothers killing to protect their children, mothers blaming Daddy for hurting the children.

“He was a bad man…”

Who did Liz shoot when she was a little girl? She was a child, there never should’ve been a gun for her to grab. So whose gun did she shoot?

Then go to S1 where Red told Liz she’d have to shoot Tom. She couldn’t do it (a colossal failure on the writers part) she let Tom live and he wreaked havoc on her life. Now Longevity Initiative- all about protecting the brain, jellyfish to help with lost memory- which is being done now btw. Liz is under With Luther Braxton… she remembered, but changed the roles of the people on what happened. In Kaplan’s episode, Katerina brings a traumatized Liz back to the motel… smoke everywhere now has the burns. A 🔥

Horses burned up in a barn. Two cars set on fire in finale.

With me so far?

Okay. Usually When a child suffers such a traumatic event, they develop a dual personality to handle the bad stuff, moreso deal with the aftermath. Red had Liz memory altered to protect her from remembering what she’d seen in the house.

The bad man.

The house in the finale resembles the one from Kaplan’s memories of Katerina. Coincidence? Could be. Liz held her gun at Connolly and fired, everything came back. “Run!l” So did she shoot Connolly because of what she remembered or what Krilov put in her head? Liz hasn’t been the same since Quon Zhang. “You’re bad luck is about to begin.”

She’s had a plan ever since she went to see Tom six weeks after her plea deal for shooting Connolly. Red got her charges reduced. But Liz treated him horribly. Why? It would be fair to say Zombie Liz the one that wants to marry Tom, defy all logic and reason is the alternate personality. If she shoots Tom, then her real persona is triggered back. Writhing in a fetal position then turned vigilante.

Liz hasn’t held her child. Not since disastrous S4, in S3, she was plot… except she did warn Tom not to die because she needs him to save his strength so she can kill him. Odd behavior from a protagonist. Then she warns Tom in S5- if he leaves she will kill him. Death do us part.

Tom is toxic, but Liz having an altered personality would explain wanting to go to meera’s grave, why In Vanessa Cruz, “wash rinse repeat.” Why Liz is no longer in scenes with Ressler for stories sake. Did Tom take her to Krilov?

He’d had to because not even Liz recalls it… or did the bad Liz emerge,the one that pays a Girl to impersonate her so Red’s spy can’t follow her to the boat? Or how she felt no remorse for Cooper perjuring himself?

Liz had no reaction to Key moments where she should. If her child is harmed, that’s enough to bring her out of it.

Go back to how she reacted when Ressler was taken…

Then nothing.

Fits of emotion, and a shocking twist. She shoots Tom like Connolly because everything comes to a head-

“Do you have a special needs child?”

Red was asked this in S4. He never responds. But it would explain Liz telling him “I’m not your Lizzie, to be controlled to be told what to do!”

Like a child.

Has Red called her Lizzie since S3?

Lizzie isn’t there, Red is distant, Ressler is distant, the task force is distant Liz has no story no reaction just plot. Should it be revealed she has a dual personality, they can get out of this mess.

Because….

It opens new story. When did she change over? How did it occur? Did Tom know? Reverting to a darker personality to deal with the pain, punishing Red by marrying Tom, all makes sense.

And if Agnes is hurt, she snaps, and recalls it all.

Not saying this would happen but to wash away the past two years- this is the best scenario, and then you reveal in Liz tertiary memory, she did not shoot Red… she shot someone else. Kaplan did not know Reddington is her real dad- she assumes this suitcase will punish Red-

But it’s going to punish Liz instead revealing a darker edge to her personality than before. The grifter Lizzie, one who makes cards and coins disappear.

*if* this is the reason for Liz’ aloofness towards everyone but Tom it not only meshes with story action, it is about to repeat itself.

Then with “Lizzie/Masha” back, it’s revealed Liz has spies on Tom for two years, she married him to hurt him. She cannot be seen like before a self inflicted victim. If it’s beyond her control and this is why Red guards her, it all makes sense. Two personalities. One is dark and gravitates toward the criminal mind… the other believes in the goodness of others, and feels close to those who have integrity.

You do Liz with two personalities, Tom is married to the altered one. Red awaits the real Lizzie- his child.

Then there’s Ressler and Liz strong emotions for him alone. They’ve kept that consistent, except for the ribbing this season… dark personality likes the danger.

“I want to bring her in when she’s still “her”

Red pleading with Donald for to have mercy on Liz to give her the benefit of the doubt, once Gregory DeVry hit, that Liz disappeared till her pregnancy reveal. In the Vehm, she had a voice, now she doesn’t.

Time for Lizzie to return, shoot Tom like Connolly because of what she knows and why. The mind is about to snap, so who did she kill? A sister? A lover of her mom’s... and then ask, what’s real memory, what’s altered? And what is about to change? —

[kidsviral-blog]

Lapdog priorities! David Gregory tweets baseball during Libya hearing

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Lapdog priorities! David Gregory tweets baseball during Libya hearing

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/256076350660673536

Wow. Rep. Cummings disgracefully couldn’t remember Ambassador Stevens’ name during the House Oversight Committee hearing on Libya today and “real journalist” David Gregory thinks it’s not even worth mentioning. Might be time to revive #DavidGregoryQuestions!

You see, while the hearing was going on, Mr. Gregory prattled on about sporty thingies. Baseball, in particular.

Great day for Nationals playoff baseball. First time in DC in 79 years! I wish 1pm start time didn't prevent kids from seeing history.

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

My twins are seven. Same age I was when I first saw Dodgers win the pennant. Can the Nationals do it for them? #Nats

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

He retweeted these tweets.

"This is home, our guys are comfortable here," – Davey on why the #Nats hit well in D.C.

— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) October 10, 2012

NBC's @davidgregory is moonlighting for us today as Washington hosts its first #postseason game in 79 years: http://t.co/L4Oh2ipQ

— MLB (@MLB) October 10, 2012

And continued with the most pressing issue of our time. SQUIRREL!

Pent up playoff energy since 2005 Nationals fans ready to provide an explosive home field advantage today. #Postseason

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

Game on! pic.twitter.com/nbbtnkYk

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

Rally towels! pic.twitter.com/ksYr0F2f

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

Nationals playoff lineup! pic.twitter.com/JsJ0WgvS

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

With the man who started it all in DC Frank Robinson! pic.twitter.com/WI6cOSMj

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

Not Stras not Gio but Jackson getting the nod for first Nationals postseason home game. "Biggest moment" WashPost calls it.

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

First pitch! pic.twitter.com/dmrqCXse

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

It's a sea of red in Washington and @davidgregory is part of it: pic.twitter.com/0eSQhhAo

— MLB (@MLB) October 10, 2012

Lament of the beer man: "team losin, shade, and out of Stella. Sales are flat" #postseason #Nats

— David Gregory (@davidgregory) October 10, 2012

Twitter users give Mr. Gregory,and his skewed priorities, the business.

@davidgregory I don’t begrudge a guy a baseball game, but there is a big Libya coverup hearing today. NBC covering it? Seems important.

— Mary Fernandez (@MaryFernandez) October 10, 2012

Indeed, it does. But, evidently, it doesn’t even warrant a passing mention.

@davidgregory FYI: Huge scandal is unraveling over Libya. You may want to have a look-see.

— KatieNewCanaan (@KatieNewCanaan) October 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/poppyco4/status/256078069784252416

@redsteeze @davidgregory one word: pathetic! We know where their priorities are now.

— Jessica bartlett (@bellamom9) October 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/Deano12108/status/256082110513827840

@davidgregory nice to see that you are tweeting about a baseball game while there are hearings about the white house lies and cover up.

— phil nigronovich (@philvich) October 10, 2012

@davidgregory Why are you so bad at your job?

— John W.McCarthy (@Jwmcc09) October 10, 2012

@davidgregory Guess you'll just catch up on Libya later?

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 10, 2012

@davidgregory So you're not watching CSPAN right now then huh?

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 10, 2012

@redsteeze @davidgregory S.M. – if not, shows once again where the MSM priorities are -rather talk trash than get the imp news to the folks.

— BMoran (@BMoran4) October 10, 2012

Lapdog priorities! Maybe he’ll get a “good boy” and some extra kibble in his bowl tonight.

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