#gregl

[peachiwi]

my favorite bit from succession has to be greg's name

cousin greg. greg becoming gregory. "you can't make a tomlette without breaking some gregs." greg making a gregxit. greg being an attack dog, a greg-weiler. add a little greg sparkles to the mix. tom hiring men to do some gregging for him. his little greglings, his little greglets.

[cuntyvicodin]

I DIDNT REALISE HE WAS GREGNANT UNTIL TWO DAYS AFTER I POSTED THIS FUCK

house md in a nutshell

[autistic-greg-house]

Finally finished a sketchbook spread for the first time in...too many years 😅 Behold - a collection of Gregs. House and his Greglings, if you will.

Sorry about the shine, turns out sparkly gel pen doesn't photograph well lmao

(Written version of my stupid, scribbly notes under the cut for anyone who's curious!)

× They woobified that old man. Can't have shit in Princeton 🙄

× Anime pretty-boy looking ass. Stop it. Ur like 50 or sonethin' ¬.¬

× God this paper is wobbly

× This is the wizard

× Is this Heaven? No. It's New Jersey 👎

[di-greglestrade]

GREGLES!!! I'VE MISSED YOU!!! WELCOME BACK, DEAR!!!

Spooky, as the kids say. Thanks, though don't expect much from me. I'm just browsing, lurking. Checking on the elusive.

[pixlokita]

ok... i must take this out of the system... does wing!gregory came from an egg?! I KNOW. is a dumb question. but i can't stop thinking of michael sitting on an egg before it hatch a gregling squab

He did not come from an egg ^^ I drew a mini comic of the wings sprouting out >>)b

[johnlockifconvenient]

How many fanfics have we collectively read about John and Sherlock helping Lestrade win the betting pool so that he can take care of his kids? The time has come to fulfill the prophecy

I know this is super super cheeky and I don’t even really do anything here anymore and am like a ghost lmao … but I’ve had to take two weeks off work because twin pregnancy is beating me up and I work in retail and I’m just in constant pain😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 but I’ll lose about £300 in pay because sick pay doesn’t kick in for a few days but I was supposed to put a deposit down on a rental so we’re moved in somewhere before two whole babies but now I will be short and I’m panicking and don’t wanna do anything. Stupid like take out a loan. Sorry just rambling here lol. but if anyone is in any place to help at all my paypal is jesslestrade@gmail.com Thankyou for reading and again I feel super cheeky for this and I’m selling my stuff to try and make it up and sold my concert tickets. AHHH why this month 

[atamh]

Where's Gregles? Did you have him assassinated and put six feet under, 'cause he wanted to leave you for someone better?

I won’t dignify that preposterous question with an answer.

[veryexcellentgoodsoup]

Danny Gonzalez breaths sigh of relief as courts rule in favour of comedy

Almost two years ago, the now infamous Gonzalez v. James case began. Thomas James first sued Mr Gonzales after James’s mother, Mrs James, who was an avid fan of Mr Gonzalez on YouTube, died suddenly.

Seven months before she died, Mrs James began watching Mr Gonzalez’s YouTube content, something she not only shared with her three grandchildren, but also greatly enjoyed herself. She became quite an avid fan of Mr Gonzalez, and regularly referred to herself as a “Greg” and her grandchildren as “Greglings”.

Mrs James’s health began been deteriorating rapidly, and for her last several days was in hospital for various complications.

In one of Mr Gonzales’s prior videos entitled “Comedy = Hot”, he claimed that all of his “Greg’s”, a creative name for his YouTube subscribers, “were immoral” and “would never die”. Once Mrs James passed, her son, Mr Thomas James sued Danny Gonzalez for false advertising and emotional damage. James claimed that Gonzalez had falsely advertised the benefits of becoming one of his subscribers, and thus James blamed Gonzalez for the emotional damage of loosing his mother.

The subsequent two years were a multitude of lawsuits, appeals and counterclaims, as Thomas James, who is connected to wealth tried to out-sue the less wealthy Gonzalez in an effort.

However, throughout it all Danny Gonzalez and his wife Laura remained strong and just today the Supreme Court ruled in favour of Mr Gonzalez, stating that “due to his abundance of exaggerated phrases, and the common-known science that immortality is impossible, it is reasonable for Mr Gonzalez to assume that his audience would be able to understand that, and see it as nothing more than comedy”.

“I couldn’t let this settle out of court” said Gonzales in his latest video on the subject, “this was so clearly a joke, I wasn’t going to let anyone tell me it wasn’t”. Though the video is celebratory and positive, fans have noticed his more withered appearance and sad eyes. One commenter on Twitter wrote “he looks so hurt, something like that would shake a person to their core”. Another one wrote “I really feel for the guy, it’s like his whole worldview has been shattered”.

Mr Jones declined to comment on the situation.

[shrapnelstars]

It's pretty well known that from Emo, you have a branching path where you spec into either Full Nerd or Hipster. Josh digivolved into Full Nerd, where I went to Hipster/Boho. The raid chain from Josh to Gregles to the other guitar streamer reminded me of that evolution tree, haha.

After discovering Everything Everything, I want to go back and listen to Radiohead and Mason Proper. I miss listening to this song in specific:

[truserwav]

ok, i may be a bit late to the party but I have a fun story I'd like to tell regarding a pet bug I used to have, it was a summer evening in 2021 and i was just messing around in my yard when i felt something crawling up my leg, i panicked for a moment but when i looked down, it was a praying mantis. after realizing what it was i calmed down and just let the little guy make their way to the top of my head, they were still there by the time I went inside so I carefully put the mantis on one of my mom's many plants, i named them Greg. Greg just kinda chilled with us throughout summer, they liked to sit by the window and catch stray flies that didn't understand what glass was. like a week before summer ended, we realized that Greg was missing, while we couldn't find them, what we did find was a mantis egg sack on one of my mom's plants outside. nowadays, whenever i see a mantis out and about, i like to think of them as Greglings. i wish i had a photo of Greg to share with you all.

Hello I want to see your BUG pets please reblog with pics of them thank you

*THIS IS FOR BUGS. INVERTEBRATES. Save your cats for another post. Thank you :)

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Lol my mistake, I mistook Janet for Janine.

I literally pulled a Gavin on gregles

That makes more sense then.

[watchfuldeer]

greg and his 20 greglings idfk

[cultofthewyrm]

Galactus by Tea Gregl

[atamh]

I may or may not be drunk send help, anyway i just wanted to say you are atractive and smart, or brilant. Gregles is lucki

-M

Mm. Take better care of yourself and your liver.

[sigurdjarlson]

(I'm too late for the nsfw hcs but) greg used to watch makeup tutorials while he smoked. it didn't go further than sharpie nails or curling his lashes with a spoon, shaping his brows. plausible deniability, esp if you're a stoner kid. he dropped it after s1e1 but then kendall kicked him out and he's doing bad. he hasn't got his "bottom of the top" job yet, the watch ate up his savings, he hasn't had a bump since before italy, and everybody but logan's disowned him. tom's newly separated, living in a pet-friendly luxury hotel while his realtor tries to find an apt that'll work. he moves greg into his 2bd/1ba suite. for the most part they get along, toxic as per usual bcs tom's at the peak of his life and greg's...not. he starts smoking again — tom hates that but it's better than coke — and watching tutorials. greg's in his regressed era. he gets crazy high one day after skipping the rest of work and buys a bunch of makeup. cheek tints, mascara, liquid eyeshadows, etc. these are his nutribullets. he gets back to the hotel, packs a bowl, turns off the lights, and finds a tutorial he can actually do. that's how tom finds him later. he comes home mad as fuck that greg ditched him for the day with no heads up. he's pacing and screaming, throwing shit. when he calls greg again, even though he's called and texted abt 50 tril times, it rings from the other room. tom barges in and turns the lights on. he sees some half-wing, glittery-eyed, rosy-cheeked gregling. a big dumb look on his stupid fucking face. his mouth's hanging open and tom can see it's shiny with gloss. clumpy, messy, amateur, cheap. it makes tom hard as diamonds. maybe he still cusses greg out bcs this is tom, but after that, he finds every reason to stay in greg's room and watch him practice with makeup. try to 'help' just so he can touch greg's face and if he's too close, then that's just so he can see. if he blots greg's lipstick with his fingers and slips them inside his mouth, then greg had some on his teeth, obviously. it'll devolve into the king developing a pavlovian response to the jester's ringing bells that nobody talks about until after greg's tested whether or not his new lipstick is really "blowjob proof" like the ads say and tom breaks.

Oh my god this is lovely

It’s only fair the empress of Rome looks the part <3

Greg’s just relieved Tom isn’t mocking the fuck out of him because this..Tom could really fuck with him for this. He would have expected Tom to really fuck with him for this

But he seems more entranced than amused. There are questions probably like do you do this often? Why, but those will come later, instead Tom is just assisting.

*chinhands* and it’s nice. Tom mumbles something about how for eyeshadow he should pick more neutral colors like brown, gold, copper, etc. it’ll bring out his eyes.

And curling his lashes makes his Bambi like eyes look even prettier. The eyeliner accentuates them. Tom has never been more entranced by those eyes.

There’s no need for blush because he hasn’t stopped actually blushing ever since Tom walked in the room. In fact he’s becoming increasingly more flustered.

it’s Greg realizing Tom is hard that gives him the confidence to slip out of his chair and drop to his knees.

And well the lipstick is blowjob proof but Tom’s cock repeatedly hitting the back of his throat has tears leaking down his face from gagging. It leaves mascara tracks down his cheeks and he looks…wrecked. Hair ruffled from where Tom had been pulling it and with a very noticeable bulge between his legs.

He’s just in a ratty t shirt and sweatpants though. He doesn’t have clothes to match. It’s hard to find male clothing in his size let alone women’s clothing. While Tom fucks his throat, he’s rambling, telling him he’ll take him out tomorrow. He needs to buy some pretty clothes for his pretty boy after all.

Nice dress to show off those long legs of his, silk panties, maybe some stockings actually..Greg happily listens to Tom’s rambling suggestions and it’s making him harder thinking about Tom dressing him up real pretty. He already does that in some ways but not like that.

And his fingers gently brush his neck and he says he needs something there. He says he’d look lovely in some beautiful, expensive jewelry and god, Greg is loving this.

Tom says his empress deserves to look the part after all and honestly Greg doesn’t expect that to do it for him but it does.

He feels cherished and it’s weird to think while on his knees with Tom absolutely fucking his throat but it’s true. No one has ever looked at him with such obvious adoration before.

And he’s been trying to ignore how much this is driving him insane but he ends up coming in his pants when Tom tells him he’s beautiful, so beautiful, and all his.

Tom thinks seeing Greg come in his pants, looking like he does and with Tom’s cock down his throat is quite possibly the hottest thing he’s ever seen.

Tom thinks his current look could use a final touch though and Greg fucking moans while he comes all over his face.

Tom cleans him up of course. He’s s mess. A beautiful, debauched mess but he can’t leave him like this as much as he’d like too. He’d take a picture if that wasn’t one of the worst ideas he’s ever had cross his mind. (That getting our would kill them both)

And he gets him out his now ruined clothes, Tom almost gets hard again when he looks at the big wet stain on Greg’s sweatpants that came from him coming while sucking him off.

Greg is so pliant and happy to preen under the attention tbh. He loves every second of it. He rests his head against Tom’s chest once he’s cleaned up and basks in the afterglow while Tom strokes his hair.

He can’t wait for that future shopping spree.

[johnlockifconvenient]

Gregle strade is pregnant!!!

Edit to add:

Hey gregle strade is pregnant