#greendale and whatever

[askingrayla-leone]

bro got out the appendix and became unstoppable

The Matador! The Matador! Carlos Sainz vigorously wins the Australian Grand Prix! Good morning, Italy! 1-2! 1-2! 1-2 Ferrari!

[askingrayla-leone]

alright lads who wants to join the love britta club

[cliveowenluvr]

i know nobody knows me on here but im gay and i like this guy from my school, any tips?

[realbeefman]

rewatching community why is jeff winger so transgender. “you lost the right [to talk about women’s bodies] the moment you decided to grow a wang!” from 2x21 the entire little indian girl story from crit film studies HELLOOOOO

[askingrayla-leone]

This Saturday Leonard singlehandedly outdid Greendale's cafeteria

This Saturday Leonard is making vegetable soup! More than enough for me, I can bring some in to Greendale on Monday if anyone wants some?

[t-bone-barnes]

what was ur reaction when u found out annie and abed made out during 2nd paintball

hhhhmmmmmaamsjsjjssj mixed feelings.. i know abed gets mad bitches so like im used to it. but annie 🙁? rly?? britta was right that girl is a chronic man stealer 😭😭😭 lol just kidding but seriously i dont care. i dont even like think about it and if i did it would be totally normally lol i dont even care at all. doesnt matter to me fr like theyre friends i get it!!! and plus if you really think about it it wasnt really abed it was abed as han solo and abed was just committing to his character so it wasnt even like he wanted to kiss her and she was probably the only one who enjoyed it lol. but like i said i rly dont care 🤷‍♂️

[askingrayla-leone]

Here's what we know about last night TELL ME IF YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING ILL ADD IT;

- someone mass roofied us all

- LIGHTBULB IS MISSING (the alien cat not my apt lightbulb)

- Troy slept w someone last night and doesmt know who

- abed slept with some mustached dude

- @leonardlikesthissite bought WAAAYY too much let's chips (not complaining abt that tho)

- at abt 9 lightbulb jumped out the window but britta got him back immediately. We then locked all the windows and laughed at Jeff

- I slept with some people and i don't know who the hell it was (!)

- I'm pretty sure I saw @greendalesbestreporter and @ask-annie-kim making out while we played ....twister?

- according to my recent epiphany we played twister

-Troy says that @askingbrittaperry bought the worst drink known to man to the party

-NEW: Leonard ate all the onions in my house and thinks Lighbulb ate his jacket

-NEWER: Frankie saw someone leave with lighbulb

[dawnofthedreadd]

if jigsaw existed within the community universe jeff winger would've been dead a long time ago i think

[askingrayla-leone]

Yeah that Kevin dude got it bad, rip his memory

[askingrayla-leone]

Next time I wanna get high I'm deleting tumblr . I've never been more embarrassed . No one look at me

[askingrayla-leone]

Can cats eat eggs

-trgiy

Well my dad's cat eats scrambled eggs everyday. so I hope so

[luunamoona]

i feel like it would've made more sense for jeff to have become greendale's lawyer rather than becoming a teacher.

his whole reason to be at greendale was to become a lawyer again, so i'm a little confused why they decided he should be a teacher for greendale instead of becoming their lawyer and defending them in the marvin humphreys case (idk how spell his name). that'd set up a much more interesting new story for jeff, having him have to deal with whatever insane lawsuits greendale has. they could've utilised his being a lawyer much better than him being a teacher. as well as that, he's never shown any interest in teaching, actively insulting the people working at greendale throughout the show. and the argument that "oh he cares about greendale so he became a teacher", as if him literally stopping the school from being sued wouldn't be an even better way of showing that.

in conclusion, jeff shouldn't have been a teacher. the show was about a fake lawyer going to shitty school to become a lawyer again. so why not follow through? it would just make sense for him to do that, to support greendale at a more executive level. maybe that'll happen in the movie?

[askingrayla-leone]

He did this. But not in the tampon aisle . He was very confused and asked how we would pee. Also I found out once that he thought pads were pussy stickers.

troy barnes is the kind of guy to go up to a random woman in the tampon aisle and ask her how it works out of genuine curiosity

[askingrayla-leone]

Btw when Troy says "I like uno" he means he's gay. It's gay uno.

[stampgwifeyera]

do yall feel like theres a twitter account run by several students at greendale that just tweets whatever gay thing troy and abed do/say?

[depressedbloggerwrites]

i feel like writing an essay on why jeffannie is a horrible ship

disclaimer before i rant: you are completely entitled to your opinion on whatever ships you prefer! this is just what i think :)

i'm going to begin with the most obvious problem with jeffannie: the age difference. at the start of the show, she's eighteen (a TEENAGER, guys) and he's in his thirties. they are at vastly different stages of life. he has way more life experience than her.

even if we ignore that, they just make no sense together. they already have that father/daughter dynamic, and the chemistry community reddit is constantly on about is nowhere to be found. all the kiss scenes felt forced (maybe not debate 109, but i'll talk about that later). also, jeff having two awesome women competing for his love, and then going after the teenager with a boyfriend...interesting.

i don't think jeff is necessarily predatory; he is very clearly not exclusively attracted to girls as young as annie, but that doesn't mean his attraction to her isn't at least slightly iffy.

i saw someone say annie and jeff, a recovering addict and someone who currently has an addiction, would not have a very healthy relationship in the long run, and i agree. as the original poster said, annie worked so hard to put her addiction behind her, and being with jeff wouldn't be good for her.

also, whoever made that tumblr post saying every jeffannie episode would work better with jeffbritta or abedison was 100% right, which is why i'm going to discuss the problems with each jeffannie episode.

jeffannie began in debate 109, when annie and jeff had to argue the point that man is inherently evil on the greendale debate team, and the debate ends in a scene where the leader of city college's team launches himself out of his wheelchair; jeff instinctively catches him, and the leader uses this to support the point that man is good. annie proceeds to grab jeff and kiss him, which makes him drop city college's leader, which wins them the debate, because 'he dropped him because he was horny!'

god.

obviously, you can see why that made me uncomfortable to watch, but i guess you could look past it in the comedy and chaos of it all. anyway, jeffbritta would have made that episode so much better. britta would definitely be on the debate team, and since she and jeff actually had a normal age gap, which would make everything far less creepy.

next, let's talk about the worst thing in the world:

pascal's triangle revisited.

actually, the episode was fine. i enjoyed it. but that kiss at the end makes me so angry. jeff, you have these two beautiful women who you have been pursuing this whole season, and you go and kiss the teenage girl. THE TEENAGE GIRL. jesus fucking christ. and she had a boyfriend too. you know what would have worked? abed convincing annie not to transfer instead. infinitely better chemistry, and an abedison kiss that actually impacted the plot would have changed my life.

the conspiracy episode was excellent, but jeffbritta would have made it perfect. i don't think it expanded on anything problematic jeffannie-wise though, so that's a win.

and then you have intro to political science. i haven't really seen anyone talk about this, and it's once again not a bad episode, but i really think the writers just didn't want britta to have a storyline that actually developed her character, because she would have devoured in annie's place during this episode. jeff's dynamic with her is already perfect, and it would make so much more sense for them to run against each other, as opposed to jeff and annie.

all those alternate timeline jeffannie scenes in remedial chaos theory already sucked, but i didn't care too much because i knew they weren't going to push it into anything too serious, but then you had annie tell jeff he reminded her of her father mid-makeout and it's just...wow. so the creators knew they had this very obvious father-daughter like relationship, were fully aware of it, and still forced the ship. cool.

now, don't kill me for this, but i'm one of those people who actually genuinely, really liked season 4. and one reason why i liked it was because the one major jeffannie scene they had was the imaginary alternate timeline one, which acknowledged that jeffannie would not be good together, and was hilarious. so thank you season 4, they can never make me hate you <3

introduction to teaching was also great because there was a plotline centered around jeff and annie that never tried to force any sort of awkward romantic chemistry (at least that's how i remember it), which seems impossible in community. honestly, this episode just proved that platonic jeffannie is superior to romantic jeffannie.

but that period of bliss where there was no romantic jeffannie didn't last long, because then you have g.i. jeff.

i love g.i. jeff. it's one of my favorite episodes, and was phenomenal for jeff's character. there was just one line, where animated coma dream jeff tells animated coma dream annie, 'look at the rack i gave you.' that was just kind of gross and didn't sit right, especially since a major plot point of this episode was jeff turning 40 and having a crisis. annie was *checks notes* 23-24 during this episode. the age gap is still very concerning here, and was made worse because of the fact that it really highlights how jeff is aging.

and then season 6 got so close to leaving jeffannie behind, forever, and then they had to ruin it with the series finale. i'm just saying, we couldn't have a platonic jeffannie goodbye like we got with jabed (speaking of which, the jabed goodbye arguably hurt more than the jeffannie one)?

anyway, i am desperately hoping we get jeffbritta/abedison (or trobed!) in the community movie, even though i know that's probably not going to happen, i do not like jeffannie at all, and thank you for reading my explosion of angry thoughts!