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Inktober 2024 - Day 7 - Passport BONUS
Captain Light-Gear thinks something is amiss. can't quite put his paw on it.
I'm gonna have to revisit this, digitize it and make it into an animated GIF because it screams to be done.
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Suuure 🤣🤣🤣
#“joe i still need ammunition and not a ride”#you have to love how every few months these brainless idiots are like “HE IS GETTING EVACUATED” and it never happens#its especially funny how they contradict their own Propaganda about him now being in ukraine and using green screen and already living...#...somewhere else in one of his trillion mansions and billion passports
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ADMITTEDLY it’s a very “teenagers first alcohol” kind of vibe so I prommy it’s not popular with any demographic that’s older than 25 gdgdgd
I’m only just recently leaving my baby tastebuds please bare with me (and give me drink recs so I can leave candy hell)
(Also sidenote but I genuinely didn’t expect so much uproar over GRAPE FLAVOURING because I’ve never heard anyone hate it so much so once again I’m convinced this is an American problem and not a problem with my beloved grape flavour 🙏)
passport you are GROWN im fucking crying looking at all of this. this is the equivalent of whiteclaw.
#snap chats#my first alcohol as a teenager was sake ☠️ my dad started me out right 😔 and then he would get me soju 😔#anyway if you want a REAL MANS DRINK uhhhhh As I Said ive always drank sake :) or whiskey but i get looks whenever i say that#there's this black-bottle sake my dad used to get me all the time Also by gekkeiken. maybe ill get it for stream lol...#hot preferably- cold if you go with nigori. nigori is generally a little sweeter too so if you HAVE to fucking. DIE then go with them#if you have it hot then its just a whole different feeling it's so relaxing. its like being hugged from the inside#my personal favorite's yuki nigori (they got lychee flavor :}) but if nigori doesnt make you happy soju's pretty sweet#my favorite's green apple but you can never go wrong with peach#SPEAKING OF THO noooo there's this peach beer i forget the name of. it does not taste like beer it's very good#goddammit i cant find it. it came in a brown bottle but anyway#there's this japanese plum wine i really like. also on the sweeter side but it's pleasantly dry#wine in general's a safe bet but plum wine would probably make you the happiest#the one im thinking of specifically is gekkeikan but theres a lot of options#kirin beer Unironically is p alright too idk. its like if seltzer sucked but i kinda like it#anyway no theres something wrong with you passport nobody likes fuckin GRAPE 😭#when you drink alcohol youre supposed to respect her what the fuck are THESE
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The Paul Simon Special and it's increasingly cursed box art and their insistence on using images from anything except The Paul Simon Special.
#also 90% sure they reused the photo with his hand on his chin and just...#photoshopped a different shirt and tie on him???#not only are we not using images from the actual special#we're reusing an image from about 5 years later#are we that bankrupt of paul simon photos that we had to do that?#they really like that photo from Live from Philadelphia#its the late 70s version of clickbait but with paul simons hairline#and u know what else#on the only three covers with pics from even remotely the same time as when the thing was filmed#we're gonna give you the most cursed imagery youve ever seen#the green one looks like a passport photo that isnt good enough to be a passport photo#its the most common box art from what i can see#but i dont want that thing in my house#also love how none of the reviews mention paul in the slightest#the ones that use pics from the special said yeah and we're gonna balance it out with the most illegible graphic design youve ever seen#all of these box arts have the same energy as my youtube thumbnails#listen they may be ugly but at least im not promising you more hair than youre getting#a really special special#yeah it sure is what the fuck#paul simon#the paul simon special#simon and garfunkel#simon & garfunkel#art garfunkel#chevy chase#snl#classic snl#s&g
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weeping wailing and gnashing of teeth
#I canNOT find my passport#looked everywhere I can think of#have this vague memory of putting it away somewhere slightly different?#but still in one of my desk drawers#on the plus side I've reorganized my entire desk#ugh I've looked through multiple bags and backpacks my suitcase my bookshelf my lil nightstand thing even coat pockets#underneath furniture#I'm going insane#Why is it not at home in the little green folder next to my social security card#That's where it GOES it's supposed to BE THERE#but I can't remember the context in which I last had it out for the life of me#where's my past self I just wanna talk#*strangling her*
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Inktober Day 7 - Passport - Green Tree Skink
Alright, so a skink is admittedly not an amphibian, but outside of the Americas and Europe if you ask to see a salamander more often than not you'll get shown one of these little lizards instead.
Image ID: An electric green lizard is trying to casually hide their face with their hand. Their tail is curled in front of them like they're trying to hid behind that too. In front of you between you and the guilty lizard is a salamander passport card.
#inktober#art challenge#passport#green tree skink#bangkalang#lizards#not caudata#not a salamander#not even an amphibian but i'm tagging all caudata for continuity#caudata#adoptable
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If anyone tells you Cyprus is a democratic republic, please laugh in their face.
It's a fucking Junta-esque oligarchy.
#getting political for a country no one gives a fuck about#honestly im so mad#Cyprus#supreme court fires head of audit office for bringing light to all the sketchy schemes the government officials were running#supreme court also says their decision is in no way reversible#they just straight up fired the guy for doing his job and the corrupt politicians are still here#oh right he also uncovered the corruption#but thats an open secret at this point#We're talking about the same government that was selling passports and green cards#they said he was unprofessional and inconsiderate#they fired him for speaking out#free speach#dont know her in Cyprus
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USCIS Improvements Cut Naturalization Processing Time
USCIS is processing naturalization cases faster than they have in years, and the agency is managing to cut down on its naturalization backlog. Given the current average timing, eligible green card holders who applied early in the summer 2024 might be sworn in in time to vote in the upcoming November elections. Of course, field offices vary in processing times, but USCIS stated it was effectively…
#Biden administration#eligibility requirements#employment rates#federal grants#green cards#juries#median processing time#naturalization#tax revenue#U.S. passport#US Citizenship and Immigration Services#USCIS
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#green#dots#Australian Art#Australian embassy#Around the World Embassy Tour#Passport DC#Washington DC
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Wir und Grünpflanzen. Das geht nie im Leben gut.
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#diploma#driver's license#green card#passport#id card#birth certificate#visa#residence permit#passports#fake id#fake green card#fake passport#fake residence pemit#fake visa sticker
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the palestinian resistance is growing stronger all over the world it is a wonder to see and live another day in the glory of the kind of heroism we are living to bear witness to. i thank god for palestine. i revile and cast out all who would confuse punishment for the crimes against humanity for a call for the punishment of the jewish ethnic group. i have been done falling for it. i am a settler on stolen land in the country funding all of this horror for its own perpetuation and i am a jewish man. i understand that the struggle for a free palestine is what decides the fate of all the world’s people. all of them are my brothers and sisters. you cannot extinguish human beings by fire. it does not work. the israeli soldiers must know this, deep down somewhere in some human part screaming to break free, or they would not brag like fools at their destruction of a man carrying a passport. a bullet. mentos. tissues with red flowers. a crumpled book. the greens and the reds and the pinks of him. swatting these dragonflies away with the one hand he has left.
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Police in the Turkish city of Adana detained 11 suspects, five Israeli and two Syrian, on allegations of organ trafficking, the Daily Sabah reported on 5 May. The Provincial Directorate of Security's Anti-Smuggling and Border Gates Branch began investigating after examining the passports of seven individuals who arrived in Adana from Israel about a month ago by plane for the purpose of health tourism. The two Syrian nationals, ages 20 and 21, were found to have fake passports. Further investigation revealed that Syrian nationals had each agreed to sell one of their own kidneys to two of the Israeli nationals, ages 68 and 28, for kidney transplants in Adana. During searches at the suspects' residences, $65,000 and numerous fake passports were seized. Israel has long been at the center of what Bloomberg described in 2011 as a “sprawling global black market in organs where brokers use deception, violence, and coercion to buy kidneys from impoverished people, mainly in underdeveloped countries, and then sell them to critically ill patients in more-affluent nations.” The financial newspaper added, “Many of the black-market kidneys harvested by these gangs are destined for people who live in Israel.” The organ-trafficking network extends from former Soviet Republics such as Azerbaijan, Belarus, Ukraine, and Moldova to Brazil, the Philippines, South Africa, and beyond, the Bloomberg investigation showed. Accusations of Israeli involvement in organ trafficking also apply to the occupied Palestinian territories. In 2009, Sweden's largest daily newspaper, Aftonbladet, reported testimony that the Israeli army was kidnapping and murdering Palestinians to harvest their organs. The report quotes Palestinian claims that young men from the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip had been seized by the Israeli army, and their bodies returned to the families with missing organs. "'Our sons are used as involuntary organ donors,' relatives of Khaled from Nablus said to me, as did the mother of Raed from Jenin as well as the uncles of Machmod and Nafes from Gaza, who all had disappeared for a few days and returned by night, dead and autopsied," wrote Donald Bostrom, the author of the report.Bostrom also cites an incident of alleged organ theft during the the first Palestinian intifada in 1992. He says that the Israeli army abducted a young man known for throwing stones at Israeli troops in the Nablus area. The young man was shot in the chest, both legs, and the stomach before being taken to a military helicopter, which transported him to an unknown location. Five nights later, Bostrom said, the young man's body was returned, wrapped in green hospital sheets. Israel’s Channel 2 TV reported that in the 1990s, specialists at Abu Kabir Forensic Medicine Institute harvested skin, corneas, heart valves, and bones from the bodies of Israeli soldiers, Israeli citizens, Palestinians, and foreign workers without permission from relatives. The Israeli military confirmed that the practice took place, but claimed, "This activity ended a decade ago and does not happen any longer." Israel’s assault on Gaza since 7 October has provided further opportunities for the theft and harvesting of Palestinians’ organs. On 30 January, WAFA news agency reported that the Israeli army returned the bodies of 100 Palestinian civilians it had stolen from hospitals and cemeteries in various areas in Gaza. According to medical sources, inspection of some of the bodies showed that organs were missing from some of them. On 18 January, the Times of Israel reported that the Israeli army confirmed reports that its soldiers dug up graves in a Gaza cemetery, claiming its soldiers were trying to “confirm that the bodies of hostages were not buried there.”
#yemen#jerusalem#tel aviv#current events#palestine#free palestine#gaza#free gaza#news on gaza#palestine news#news update#war news#war on gaza#human rights#war crimes#gaza genocide#genocide
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4, 5, 11 for those asks !
4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?
i wouldnt mind a mothman flyin around
5. what color are your eyes?
hazel! a little more on the brown side
11. favorite extracurricular activity?
hmm probably being a TA! though i did like being an RA too, but grading exams with the other TAs was so much fun
weird asks
#ask meme#ty for asking ily!!!!!!!!!#i think my eyes were listed as green on my first passport lol kinda wish i kept that going#i rly wish i was a ta for longer but proctoring exams..... time has never passed so slowly............
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