#green day too like whyyyyyyyy

[levbolton]

you know what's a tragedy? listening to your all time favourite music and not hitting the same anymore

[literal-comments]

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Literal comments on “Long Live The Pumpkin Queen” by Shea Ernshaw, Chapter 2:

- I’m surprised that trees with green leaves aren’t just a little more surprising to Sally, considering all she’s ever lived around in HalloweenTown.

- when did Jack learn what time zones are?

- “Apparently, Valentine’s Day is a holiday that happens every February. And humans surprise one another with sweets and roses and poorly written love poems.” BRUH, JACK JUST FRIED ALL OF HUMANITY, WE NEED ALOE-

- Okay, Sally’s reaction to Valentine’s Day is getting more believable.

- Sally’s description of Cupid/Eros is like that first time a player encounters the dolls on American McGee’s Alice: Madness Returns. I’m enjoying that…

- a bleeding heart equates to a broken heart…? I thought a bleeding heart would just be one that was deeply in love…? I wonder who else equates a bleeding heart with a broken one…?

- HOW DARE SOMEONE INSINUATE SALLY ISNT BEAUTIFUL THE WAY SHE IS-

- what… how has Jack never heard of Shakespeare…? Sure, he’s most famous for his romantic side but let’s not forget, the dude also wrote Hamlet and Macbeth… WAIT. “To recite Shakespearian quotations”- JACK DOES KNOW WHO SHAKESPEARE IS WTF

- okay he remembered the author. I was really worried there for a moment.

- Sally, no! Don’t you dare doubt yourself!

- “Why does no one come to Halloween Town to visit?” Good question, Sally. I would be wondering that myself. Yours was one of my favorite movies when I was a child…

- I’m trying not to reveal too much but the cutest thing just happened between Sally and some cupids…!!!!

- Jack really said “let’s hijack a boat” and I’m in HYSTERICS. I still love this skeleton!! 😂

- CHOCOLATE FIGHT!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

- NOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!! I was so interested and then bam, it’s morning!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 #ItsCuzItsADisneyBookIsntIt

- THE HONEY MOON IS ALREADY OVER?!?!

I mean… like… I didn’t even expect THAT but now that we got it, MY MIND IS RACING-

[scullymurphy]

Distance Makes the Heart Emoji Grow Stronger

Written as part of a Terrible Tropes drunk drabble with @grangerdangerfics​ @provocative-envy​​ and @pacific-rimbaud​​  

Pairing: Lavender Brown x Charlie Weasley

Rated: G 

571 words, countless emojis

Terrible Trope: Long Distance Relationship! 

Tags/Summary: Told entirely in texts. Lav is bored. Charlie is a Lepidopterist.

August 3rd

9:41 am LavenderRose79: Babe

9:42 am LavenderRose79: Babe?

9:43am LavenderRose79: Babe...

9:44am LavenderRose79: Okayyyyy. u must be busy with the 🦋🦋

10:01am LavenderRose79: My boss is such a dick. He fucking 🚩🚩 YELLED 🚩🚩 at me for being a little bit late. Like whatever, no one’s coming in to a funeral parlor at 9 in the morning or even 9:30. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 

10:05am LavenderRose79: Im bored. 

10:06 LavenderRose79: What are u doing? 

10:07am LavenderRose79: OMG I can’t wait to come visit you!!! 48 days, 10 hours some minutes! I am so excited for Palawaaaannnnn baby! Can we get a glass floor hotel room?

12:01pm LavenderRose79: Lunch yay! 🥪 I’m getting my acrylic touched up 💅🏿 so if I don’t respond for a few minutes that’s why! LOVE U 💖💖 KISSESSS. 💋 MiSS U! 

1:01pm LavenderRose79: I’m like so bored. 🥱🥱  Working sux. 😤 🤮

1:03pm LavenderRose79: So if u had to rank all the colors in the 🌈 what would u put? Mine would be purple blue yellow red orange and (ew) gr...

1:07pm LavenderRose79: Omfg this guy just fucking got in my face. It’s not disrespectful to want to finish ur text, god. Wish u were here to kick his azz for me.

1:08pm LavenderRose79: People are supposed to be sad at funeral parlors, not dicks!! 

2:10pm LavenderRose79: I hate working here. Dead people yuck! 👻🧟‍♀️ I’m gonna apply at Applebees I think. Parvati told me the tips are so good. Would be so much moar fun 2 study butterflys like uuuuu. 

2:55pm LavenderRose79: Whats ur fave 🦋? I know u told me but i forgot.

3:07pm LavenderRose79: I love how strong u are.💪💪💪 When i see u will u bench press me again?

3:42pm LavenderRose79: Ugh i think i just snagged another nail. Fuck. 

4:16pm LavenderRose79: Bored bored bored bored. 😾😾 Filing sux. What do u do with the Mc’s? That’s not even in the alphabet. 

4:18pm LavenderRose79: The girl who works here. The daughter of the owner. is. so. weird. 👽 Someone needs to inform her about tanning beds. 

4:47pm LavenderRose79: Would u ever go on a hot air balloon? I wouldn’t too scarrryyyyy

4:55pm LavenderRose79: Yessss time to go home. Meeting Parvati at the bee for an appletini. 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸She gets the emp discount and it’s 2-4-1 ladies night! 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸So if i’m slow to respond thats whyyyyyyyy. Don’t worry I will never look at another guy but U evn if he’s hot. 🤭

5:01pm LavenderRose79: Omg i feel bad for even writing that last text. Forget u saw it. I love u and I would never disrespect u!!! 😭😭😭🤟🤟🤟

7:09pm LavenderRose79: Babe

8:15pm LavenderRose79: Babe ihave to tell u this joke parvati said. Omg im dying.

9:03pm LavenderRose79: Babe i lovu

10:01pm LavenderRose79: Oof probably should not have had 5. Fell over. That’s gonna bruise. Gnight! Liv u. 💜💙💛❤️🧡💚 grn still fug ew!

August 4th

11:00pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Hey babe! 

11:01pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Remember what I told u about the timezone! 15 hours ahead! U gotta text later at night!

11:03pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Green blue orange yellow red purple

11:04pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Blue Morpho cuz it reminds me of ur eyes

11:05pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Fuck no. Air balloons. Fuck. SMDH. 

11:06pm ChaztheButterflyGuy72: Can’t wait 2 see u 2