#greatfruits

[goosesister]

You when they put subtitles on videos in social media, and it's a great video, but there are so many misspelled words you just can't enjoy it?

Just as an example:

A woman confronts a man in what's supposed to be a very emotionally charged moment, but the subtitles read, "I want to ripe you lim from lim! Your a terible person and I hayte ewe!"

....yeah. I want to rip my hair out every time.

[maxbytes]

my god i just had a mandela effect. all this time i thought grapefruit was called "greatfruit" and had to double-check after copying from wikipedia

[scleroticstatue]

Consonant shift from greatfruit

[chikissecrets]

NEW CHIKISS ALBUM COMES OUT 6.12.

Glad to announce the premier of my new album after long break.

"The enigmatic and expressive Galina Ozeran aka Chikiss breaks a three-year silence with Between Time and Laziness, a brand-new LP of dramatic and dreamlike synthpop perfectly suited to Hamburg's unfaltering Bureau B. Written in St. Petersburg, Berlin, and Athens, and co-produced by Finnish multi-instrumentalist Jaakko Eino Kalevi, the album renders the existential, psychological, and philosophical in song form. Exploring motivation and self-doubt, the long shadow of the Soviet Union, and collective empathy with a cinematic air, Chikiss weighs darkness and light, landing on the side of hope in her most considered and polished vocal album to date."

Bureau B, 2024

Artwork - https://www.youtube.com/c/GreatFruit

Pre-order via orcd.co/chikiss

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[akumanoken]

Is Hisoka's last name really "fruit"??? I just noticed that xD

I literally wrote that as his name and then later on cracked up... because Hisoka means secretly.  So he’s secretly fruit.... pffft

[galactic-space]

[ you can hear sounds of random stuff being moved off of a table, followed by a loud clunk and a flick ]

“Ok, now to turn on the projector…”

[ you hear a small press of a button, followed by some movement of metal against a wooden surface ]

“GREAT! Now to start the ad…”

Boop, loop, woom bow…

Click!

Welcome my fruity friends to my showcase of my new concept…

[drum rolls]

ANNOYING ORANGE ANIMATED CATASTROPHE!

Thanks to all of my friends who helped with some general ideas {and @sugarlol-13 for giving me the motivation to make me post it even if it was on accident-} and those around me who are relatively open minded with new ideas, I have finally been able to showcase my AU! {or Alternate universe for those unaware of the meaning}

Q: What is the plot?

A: the plot is as follows…

The show follows the new fruit in the kitchen; Orange; and his fruity friends as they adventure though the household. Things quickly go weary as they are roped into an organization called the council.

Q: who are the main characters?

A: the cast mainly consist of 6 characters. That being of orange, pear, little apple, greatfruit, and passion fruit. Passion fruit will be absent in the beginning, but will be brought in later in the story.

Q: what type of genere would you put this?

A: I would probably say action-adventure comedy. There will be a lot more action in this au then in the og series

Q: what are the council?

A: you’ll figure them out in due time. But for now they are just leaders in each section of the rooms. The parents room, the children’s room, and even the kitchen has a council. The only area that would not have one would be the living room as it’s a free for all.

Q: how would you show the story? Though comics, animation, or ask blogs?

A: unsure at the current moment. I want to make it an animation series as some of the humor comes from the action, but I might make it a comic if the animatics do not go well.

Any more questions? Please don’t be afraid to ask! And thanks to my friend @zilllow for helping me with the creation production!

Be prepared with more post about this in the future

[cybernetic-oreos]

MAN there were some weird directions those shoulder pads went in before I figured out the right one.

Also yeah lets just stick a whole greatfruit on her head.

Originally uploaded on Shapeofmetal now posted here for archival purposes.

[monochromemedic]

Nnaaa not dumb, I remember from one of Amy's past instagram story's. Once she was asking for recipes for grapefruit because there were a bunch of them ripening at the same. (So I'd say Amy and Mark own a greatfruit tree)

i just see a yellow round thing and just assume ‘yes lemon’ look i know like 5 fruits that’d be nice to have like a little tree that grows fruit

[wetwareproblem]

I object to your claim that grapefruit is unspeakably horrible. You should speak how horrible it is more. So that none are betrayed by the ease of calling it "greatfruit" again.

I tried to think of a metaphor and discarded like five of them because I don’t want to put those images in your heads or make you ask how I could possibly know what that tastes like.

[chocokakeko]

@greatfruits

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

[berylliumliumite]

Hey gamer!! Song vibes!

Interstellar grooves by greatfruit

LISTENING RN... THIS SONG IS SO CHILL I LOVE IT

[lustfiles]

if u were a fruit . youd be uhhhhhhhhhhhh. BAEnana. GREATfruit . fuckinnnn HONEY/FUNNYdew. its 1 am and there are roosters outside but i just wanted to try

HDHDHDHDH KEITHH IM SCMRMWKFMF ILLY YOU ARESO VALID AND ILY

[pregnacyparenthood]

Jensen (Jellybean), our lil citrus man

  I always loved fruits as a lil kid. Veggies on the otherhand, now thats were i struggle in the love hate war with food as a kid.  Baby boy here, in my lil tum tum, he however seems to love citrus. How do I know, well if I go with out it for too long during my second trimester, Lil’ Mister “imma make mummy have realllly bad acid reflex. Why becasue I want grape frui, and she wont listen!! 

  Well Jensen my dear if Mummy is throwing up, I prolly wont want to eat much, now will I? .....Fine I’ll eat a lemon.. or something. oh no lemon has to be a greatfruit or a lime or an orange. Of course it does ya stinker. 

 By the way, for you folks at home for you think Lil’ Citrus Man here just wants plain citrus fruit right. Wronggggg! If its a lemon no sugar and it as to be a fresh lemon. If its a lime then he dont care how i eat it. if its of the grape fruit family or taste like a grape fruit it has to have cinnomon sugar on it , nothing else. 

As for food he hates oh dont get me started on that, thats another story for another time. However its super late in my city and Im super tired SOOOO, i bid you all a good day/night/ afternoon and ill see you the next time. Hopefully with another story or something curtosy of the beautiful baby growing inside me. hes due in 4 months. the journey has only just begun.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Ahem, "Jamaicans coined tbe term 'grapefruit' because the fruit grew in bunches like grapes"

Alternatively, "....early 19th c. Ciardi proposes another theory: one of the pummelo's botanical names is Citrus grandis, meaning 'great citrus [fruit]', due to the size of its fruit. A new pummel variety might first have been called a 'greatfruit'...."

Now some accounts say the name comes from its taste, but according to the Wikipedia article that name (grapefruit) was originally given to a different yet similar Jamaican citrus. "In 1814, naturalist John Lunan published the term grapefruit to describe a similar Jamaican citrus plant"

However the linked source cites the reason for John Lunan naming it grapefruit being the way it grows.

In the 5 minute deep dive I've done there doesn't seem to be a definitive source for the taste being the origin of the name, and the way it grows seems to be the most likely

The person who discovered ‘grapefruit’ must have never tasted a grape before.

[akumanoken]

I lay down my url tentatively

Send me your URL and I'll tell you @strawberryxdreams

My Opinion on;

Character in general:

Her characters are so fun!! I only interact with a tiny portion but they're all really cool?? And insanely gorgeous Souji shows up to the party like "yo the ugly friend is here and I brought cookies!!"

How they play them:

I love their differences and the different things they bring to the table. Their respective worlds and relationships.. they're all so fascinating and fun to read, even if it's just random things here and there!!

The Mun:

Niko is a doll!! So funny and fun, and the kind of person to honestly come to you when they have a question or they want to understand something better without being disrespectful or going on anon for it. Very straightforward which I adore. They're also like... incredibly humble and adorable and I love them so much and are so supportive just 10/10 greatfruit.

Do I:

RP with them: Yes but not for a while since I've been kind of off an on around here but that shall C H A N G E.

Want to RP with them: YES all the time tbh like omg

What is my;

Overall Opinion: